>>946409630not a celeb
mmm fuk shes getting ready to suck some dick
>>946409704not a celeb
>>946409704is the one tobey maguire fucked or is currently fucking?
>>946409847>not a celebLily Chee-inkI have only ever seen her on these /b/ threads. Never heard of her otherwise.
>>946409695
Ah. Friday.The calendar insists it is the end of the week. I insist it is an 18-hour corridor of fluorescent despair illuminated solely by the glow of 4chan and my own fungal magnificence.I awaken (regrettably), entombed in ergonomic splendor upon my Herman Miller throne, legs inert, soul more so. The world outside continues without my supervision... an obvious clerical error in the cosmic ledger. No matter. I open /cel/.And multiply.J-Tard_Alpha posts a foot.J-Tard_Beta calls it “based.”J-Tard_Gamma disagrees, only to be intellectually dismantled by J-Tard_Delta (also me).A self-sustaining ecosystem of genius. Closed loop. No contaminants. No replies.I unveil my more… refined proclivities (gosh), expecting gasps, outrage, digital torches. Nothing. The thread sinks with all the ceremony of a damp tissue. Not even a pity insult from you anonymous plankton, you beige little error messages.Silence.So I refresh.And refresh.And refresh.Each zero-reply post is not rejection, it is proof of my omnipotence. They dare not engage. They fear feeding the architect of their humiliation. That must be it. It cannot possibly be indifference. Impossible.By hour fourteen, I am arguing with myself about whether I control the board or the board controls me. By hour sixteen, I have conclusively determined that I am both prisoner and warden. A voluntary exile in a room that smells of mildew and destiny.Do I contemplate oblivion by my own hand? Briefly. Abstractly. As a philosopher might contemplate the void. But even the void would ignore me, and I refuse to grant it the satisfaction.So I post again.“Based,” I whisper, switching personas.No one notices.As designed.
>>946409704>>946409871
>>946409870That's this one
if you get cummed in (or on in lily chees case) does that make you a celeb?
>>946409893because one or two dumbasses constantly spam her despite her not being a celeb at all, just some Instagram thot
>>946410037yeh
J-tard has a terrible ass
>>946409893Three sisters. She's the ugly one.
>>946410001Shut the fuck up
>>946410021this ones way better wtf why doesn't she get posted more than that chink girl
>>946410001A 5-digit numeric palindrome.Fascinating.
>>946409843>>946409704>>946409695>>946409879>>946409871We need a new fappening!
Legit wouldn't even RAPE most of these whores.
bless you archivist
I love how bratty the Greenblatt poster is. It makes me even harder for her.
>>946410021Want to bury my face in that.
>>946409843Moar
she is an actressshe has been in 8 titleshttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm7488765/get mad
>>946410107Sarah Palin has gone into hiding since she fears for her life. She thinks what she learned will get her killed.
>>946410197ugly
It was just last week that the former web crawler was out with the yachter yet again. It turns out though that was a farewell date. He wanted to be with his new yachter who is a few months she of being able to legally drink. His daughter is just a scooch younger.
AliExpress Jacob poster. It's close but just not quite right.
>>946410233NO GLUTEN?!
>>946410197a short film, one or 2 episodes of some dumb shit, a music video, and some shit called chicken girls. Not a celeb
>>946410197You must be new. Ignore "it".
>>946410105That's your job
>>946410263Tobey Maguire/Lily Chee/Mishka Silva
>>946410275gluten free cum
>>946410296not a celeb
>>946410263>she*shy
>>946410077Double dubs checked!Also, Ariana is another reason we need a new fappening.
>>946410315I don't even know what gluten is but it sounds delectable.
>>946410292anon please, i know what im doing
holy fuck what an awful thread
>m
>>946410351>Double dubsHoly retardation. They're called Dub Dubs.
Greenblatt makes my peen splat.
>>946410354belle is a glutton for anal punishment
>>946410233>no gluten>no dairy>no sugarStill no nudes.
How could a man who can't wire a simple socket possibly understand baking.
mmm my cock 'n' nuts
>if you dont post washed up old has been celebs its an awful thread according to that one guy who whines about everything
>>946410302absolutely ruined
>>946410451Your mother's called dub dubs.
>>946410492Do you WANT him to post another seventeen paragraphs of easily ignored text?!?
>>946410529not a celeb
Best Chee
I've never seen anything this Greenblatt girl has been in, but recently she's made me spill more seed than Michael J. Fox trying to fill a bird feeder.
>>946410533Dubs. Not Dub Dubs but Dubs.So many newfags
I am in charge of everyone in this thread.
Best Chee can't be posted.
Allison is in charge of me.
>>946410608she looks like a walking chicken nugget
>>946410574generic af, no charisma
>>946410590Kek
lol
>>946410597How does that work?
>>946410591K
>>946410631People like you are why she made her IG private.
>>946409958>>946410132
>>946410574Yep
>>946410658K
>>946410597Bullshit
Let the dyke gooning commence
>>946410708She unironically looks like the average slag posted in this thread.
>>946410700not celebs
wtf is michael j fox
>>946410700
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>>946410731K
They're posting the two ugly Chee sisters because they know best Chee is too hot for 4chan
>>946410731No
>>946410749silent film actor
mmm cheese
>>946410750>mabel-chee-being-not-a-celeb.jpg
>>946410749Ask your grandparents.
where the FUCK is corly
>>946410749was that the guy from Lost?
>>946410840what the fuck is Lost?
For me, it's best Emma
>>946410749You know how every girl loved Justin Bieber when we were kids? He's the 80s version. But an actor.
>>946410861Ask your grandparents.
Post elderly jews
>Poor-Bait.png
>>946410861i think he means Lost In Space. it was an old tv show.
>>946410901Excellent elderly horseface jew
>>946410894Angel dodged a bullet.
I NEED MILLIE NAKED!
>>946410919Excellent elderly horseface jew
>>946410939She will be NeverNude
>m.jpg
>>946410939Thighs.
Successfully triggered. Enjoy Emma Roberts.
>>946410769You joining?>>946410792What if Ari likes Kris10?
>>946410750kek seamless
>>946410992NOOOOOOO!
>>946410939First you have to learn to save pics.
Millie's career is going to rapidly decline now that Stranger Things has ended. She's starred in flop movies in which she demonstrated that she can't act worth a damn.This is good news for the Spillie anons because after two or three more failures, she'll agree to do nudity in an HBO series in a last desperate bid for relevance.
>>946410917was the show based on that old movie ?
>>946411032let me bite those nips
>>946411002what an adorable 40 year old man
>>946411002
>>946411067>HBO seriesTwo sentences of fantasy bullshit from a faggot but that part was the most unbelievable.
>>946411111Gosh. Quints.
>>946411067I liked the one with the dragon
>>946411111FUCKIN CHECKD NIGGA
>>946410894
>>946411111checked
>>946411109>>910000000
>>946411111Nice digits. I'm right about Millie being a falling star and you know it, but you're right. HBO may be too prestigious for now. Showtime?>>946411140I'm sorry. I hope you get better.
>>946411111I hope your stalker left the thread. He will N O T like that.
>>946411173what crappened?
>>946410021Sigh!
>>946411228gross
>>946411186Peacock.
>>946411186she's lucky to get on Starz or Cinemax. a Peacock exclusive maybe
>>946411234Y-You don't know how to view old posts?When did you get here and how many times has beady tried to make you his friend?
>>946411269>>946411270>Hivemind.
>>946411302Stereotypical elderly horseface jew
>>946411269>>946411270Starz or Skinamax I could see. Do they do nudity on Peacock? I forget that thing exists.
>>946411408SEX!
Why the Emma Roberts spam?>>946411111Oh. Nevermind. Hopefully it's just this thread and not the next one also.
>>946411398no but they can swear. Peacock has Law & Order: Organized Crime so i got to hear the word Fuck on a Law & Order show. it was jarring as fuck.
Castries and Kravis Teaparty non-invites go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKJiwcGvaqI
Nobody holds a pencil like that. Her brain must be smoother than a supermodels ass.
Post Nigger whores
>>946411468I rarely watch things these days. How many Law and Order shows are there now? I could swear there were five of them when I dropped cable years ago.
>>946411487HOW the fuck are you always here?
>>946411378>Imagine having to think about Jews all day long
>>946411501Look up videos of Taylor Swift writing with a pen. It's fucked up.
>>946410868>>946411300>tfw fagging out with an emma anon
>>946411438With whom?
>>946411544Imagine thinking sub-par dental work like that is acceptable for someone with a mouth wider than a crackwhores asshole the day before she gets her welfare check.
>>946411530Wouldn't you love to know
>>946411522There are 177 separate Law and Order spin-offs
>welfare check>checkchecks are so september 10th
>>946411545My Plaud AI Pin will remind me later.
>>946411595Sex w/ Mishka
>>946411636Mariska's mother was Jayne Mansfield. Her mom sucked off JFK and his brother, Bobby. Now she's the queen of bustin' sex pests. lol
emmo
>>946411613I'm more interested in knowing what you did to get range banned.
>>946411636this is about how she looks in The Perfect Weapon (1991). very small part in that movie, must be an early role for her. she looked great but i almost didn't recognize her. great movie. she had no dialogue for some reason.
>>946410748>>946410750>>946411029
>>946411743>dialogueThey still let people from where you are onto the open web?
>>946411726She was also a practicing Satanist
>>946411679Hello based department....
>>946411737I don't explain simple things to stupid people.
>>946411733Suck cock for tasty emmo feet
>>946411805i spelled it correctly. what are you on about
>>946411827I need full blown head to toe nudes of her, stat
>>946411820That's fuckin' rad.
>>946411838Soooo it's just about the sex with you and beady? No stimulating conversation before he cums in your mouth?
>>946411838That's what they expect of me. I tell them that's not what I get paid to do.They still make me do it.
>>946411951Totally Rad.
>>946411984You have nothing better to do at 8:45PM on Friday?
>>946411951
>>946411939Me too brother!
he can't spell OR tell time. interesting.
>>946411889and legs and thighs and-
>>946411985>>946412048All religions are goofy, but at least with Satanism you can dress like it's Halloween every day.
jim carrey looks less and less canadian as he ages. he looks fully american now. the transition is complete. he's one of them now. like wayne gretzky
>>946412183This is offensive to choli.
He's never triggered anyone but himself.
>>946412119And hips and stomach and..
>>946412222Gosh. Quads.
>>946412222very checked
>>946411984A true sub at heart.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfaow5PEZ90
why does he never fix his clock? he's been corrected plenty of times
>>946412183Antisemite Nazi
>>946412240and belly and tits and -
>>946411009Love her hairstyle there
>>946411078The 2018 Netflix series and 90's movie were based on an old TV show from the 60's. Inspired by The Swiss Family Robinson, a novel about a shipwrecked family stranded on an island from the early 1800s.
>>946412218It's been 17 years since he was awarded the companion of the order of Canada. Seventeen FUCKING YEARS and he can't find the time to attend the ceremony to have it bestowed on him?Fuck him.
>>946412346I want to sniff that asshole on stage
>>946412322And neck and shoulders and back and..
>>946412338>2018I was a frequent poster on /tv/ during that era. I've seen things you can't imagine.
>>946412346I can never watch an Olivia clip less than 10 times
>>946412222What's choli?>>946412303>AntisemiteI guess that's technically true since I consider their religion a joke, but I don't wish them any harm and I hate nazis. lol
I don't think Carrey gives a singular fuck about your meaningless awards.
>>946411398I swear I saw briefly saw Klingon titties on an Episode of Star Trek: Discovery. Also, I don't want TV Millie titties. I want Millie leaks. You know she's a sexually depraved freak, and I need to see her gobbling on some huge white cock.>>946412168Sabrina too.>>946411747And Jenna.
>>946411280Roberts knows me
>>946412408Booty! The entire Emmo
>>946410487Sounds like you need assistance.
>Doesn't acknowledge quads.>Doesn't know who choli is.Into the trash with you.
>>946412439>What's choli?It's a Mexican sausage. Its great in a scramble. Try it sometime.
>doesn't know how to link>>>/trash/
>>946412456He's talking about Gretzky. How much of a fucking faggot are you that you don't know even the basics of sports?Your daddy spent too much time fucking your little sissy ass instead of beating the shit out of you and teaching you to be a real man.
>>946412286Say that again with my BBC flattening your prostate.
>>946412468I don't get that vibe from her but I'd be thrilled to be proven wrong.>>946412508Cheers to a regular I guess.>>946412516Awesome.
>>946412338which is based off the prior novel robinson crusoe lol
>>946412563You steal BBC? No wonder the English hate your people so much.
>sportsteeny tiny pea sized baby bird brain
>>946412486It's all so tight... the booty and the whole emmo
>>946412591Big Bavarian Cock
>>946412608Nippy Emma?
>>946412608Emmo is made to be shared with friends. Sometimes lots of friends.
It's 9PM. Time for your prostate flattening.
>>946412599Someone with AIDS like you will eventually contract should avoid birds. You're at risk of contracting Histoplasmosis.
>>946412646The triggered anon talking to himself and spamming is enough retardation for the thread thank you very much.
Gonna breed Allison while Bab is busy with Alice.
I love her
get a brane morans
Moran LIEberals will be the deth of this nation.ALL HALE TRUMP
I have a brian!
>>946412752Sentence structure such as this demonstrates your English is impressive for a non-native speaker but not at the same level as Babs.
>>946412804Based
He's still triggered? It was one GET
>>946409630>>946409689is she getting it with my boy Taz?
Charli's return has been nice
stop kvetching about everything
>>946412972Teasing her mound.
>>946412997I'd live between her toes if she was this big
i have a clock you clodpole so stop trying to lie about what time it is
2 more years until 4 more years guys
Rachel Maddow won't allow it. She's plotting and scheming with the rest of the liberal media.
The fact that a real estate scammer and game show host who tried to sell steaks at The Sharper Image and talked about wanting to fuck his daughter on TV multiple times was elected President twice proves the U.S. was destined to fail.
And now to something completely different...
>>946413041Return from where?
>>946412724How many is "a lot" at one time?
Donald Trump was elected three times. Biden stole the election.
>>946412426>>946412850I want to suck on her face
How fast can we get 4chan.org/b/cel/ get taken down if we start gooning our shit to Kash Patel's fuckpiece?
>>9464133194
>>946413294It's sweet that retards are allowed to play on the internet, but maybe it's time we as a society reconsidered.
>>946413357
>>9464133191
>>946413357Tina Turner or Van Halen
>we as a societyYou can't agree on anything. There is no "we".There's just you and the next retard.
sex on mishkas back
>>946413332one of the best dresses she's ever worn
>>946413357ride the lightening ofc
>4chan.org/b/cel/And that's when Alice fucked up.
>>946413284Ten sounds like a lot to me.
>>946413266I love Mackenzie Davis so much
The 2016 election was the greatest tragedy since Hamlet.
2026 watch Hamnet. You'll laugh you'll cry. Some of you will cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR7XMkjDGw0
the 2016 erection
>>946413815>>946413815>>946413815
>>946413766Thanks anon! I was struggling to decide which year folder to open and play with my penis to.
>>946412972yummy puss
300
>>9464133192.I'm in recovery, so I don't drink, but I bet The Dude would be the best conversation partner.
>>946413357Purple Rain
>>946412587Tried to post Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds as Ongo Gablogian, "Derivative" - image cap reached
