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>But why?
>Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but inside you secretly yearn for a cold, hard Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! That's why I did this. To save you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.
>Bailiff, place the mayor under arrest.
>What? Oh right, all that stuff I did.
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The left is so fucking pathetic and insufferable. You can't even comprehend politics unless you frame it in some sort of Simpsons, Hunger Games, Star Wars, Marvel, or Harry Potter reference.
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>2 hours later
>290 replies and 75 images
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>>946411616
How's work been going, anon? TGIF, am I right?
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>>946411616
Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year.
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>>946412226
Hasn't that been predicted every year since 2017?
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>>946411459
Bob wouldn't rape kids.
Fiction better than reality.
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have you even seen X and Truth Social and the psychopathic stuff that Dumpfags post on there? there are honest to god people calling to return to the 19th century and abolish all environmental and workplace safety laws and bring back Jim Crow and stuff like that.
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>>946412226
>2015 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2016 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2017 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2018 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2019 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2020 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2021 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2022 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2023 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2024 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2025 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
>2026 Dump will be in leg irons by this time next year
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>>946412448
Have you seen BlueSky and the psychopathic stuff on there like calling for 6 year olds to have their dick surgically removed?
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>>946412448
Weird how every MAGA poster is a super serious and dangerous white CHUD, but simultaneously a paid pajeet posting disinformation from India. Whatever suits your narrative in that moment.
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>>946412571
Trannies don't actually exist outside schizo /pol/ fantasies.
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>>946412670
Cool. Then I guess the issue of trans rights is as irrelevant as orc rights and goblin rights considering they are all fictional characters.
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>>946412670
>Trannies don't exist
>Florida bans trannyshit from its schools
>What, how dare you do that you transphobic bigot you!
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S11E5
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>>946413077
When did the simpsons start to decline and when did it become dogshit?
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>>946412571
Never happened.
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>>946412469
Enjoy being drafted to die in a never ending quagmire invading Iran on behalf of Zionism.
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>>946412448
You're making them sound pretty based tbqh.
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>>946413479
Glad you brought up the draft. Biden made it so trans-women still need to sign up for the draft, but biological females and trans-men don't. Because despite all his virtue signalling Biden knows trans-women are really men.

Cope and seethe, faggot.

https://www.gendergp.com/blog/trans-women-are-mandated-to-register-for-the-military-draft/
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anyway, enjoy your rat feces and salmonella contaminated food bottled by child workers paid 10 cents a day and there's a lynched black guy hanging from every tree. this is the paradise /pol/ wants to return to.
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>>946413479
both parties are owned by Zionist interests though
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>>946414014
>there's a lynched black guy hanging from every tree
What did jamal steal?
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>>946414014
why is it every account of a lynching i read the accused was clearly and indisputably guilty of murder or rape?
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>>946412226
Sure killary and raping first
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>>946414164
the heart of a white girl
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>>946414272
The one circumstance in which a white man believes a woman's story about being sexually assaulted.
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>>946414396
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/437107-harris-i-believe-biden-accusers/

Harris thought Biden was a creepy rapist until he asked her to be his running mate. Weird.
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i never knew a white chick that dated black men and wasn't totally disgusting and usually 250 pounds
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>>946414272
or stealing cattle and horses
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>>946411459
Why don’t anons just ignore this shit? What hasn’t been said? So tired of the same thing every fucking day.
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>>946414917
logfag smells up other threads, not just his own
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>>946414917
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NGcdFIyxxtw
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>>946412448
You guys make Trump sound way more based than he actually is.
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>>946411459
all of these 90s-00s cartoons had the same suspicious (((message))).

>Democrats well-meaning but dumb and incompetent
>Republicans evil Nazi people
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>>946415409
So both parties are well-meaning but incompetent?
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>>946411459
>but inside you secretly yearn for a cold, hard Republican to lower taxes,
I don't care about taxes that much. Only billionaires care this much about taxes, and I'm poor.
>brutalize criminals,
white collar criminals? Billionaires that commit fraud and ruin the country? Why don't republicans care about these criminals? why do they go after poor farm workers instead? because they are the rich white collar criminals.
>and rule you like a king!
maybe if the king isn't a retarded manchild, which republicans always are
>That's why I did this. To save you from yourselves.
you're a piece of shit
>Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.
wow thanks so much for taking time out of your schedule for this

I'm so sick of white men
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>>946415473
well meaning for who, anon?

land of the free for who?
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>>946415535
White men are sick of you.
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>>946415535
t. AOC
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>>946415644
then why don't you go back to your little european shithole and eat radishes for the rest of your life
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>>946415749
Because this is my home, why don’t you move to some part of the world that isn’t full of white men, there’s plenty.
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>>946415709
why does that woman live rent free in neo-Nazis' heads?
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>>946415793
>Because this is my home
no it's not.

You came here because you don't have a home to go back to. Why were you kicked out anon, why didn't they want you there?
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>>946415793
Because despite how much everyone pretends whites are the worst, everyone wants to live in white society and enjoy the safety and resources of white culture provided by white men.

>Ugh, angrywhitemenistan sounds like the worst
>Please let me in
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>>946415869
This is my home.

>>946415910
This. They hate us. But they’ll climb over corpses to live next to us.
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>>946415844
they worried when she becomes president in 2 years and finally puts racist homophobic trash in Guantanamo Bay where they belong
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>>946416002
>This is my home.
no it's not, you're an invader and you will never belong here

go back to europe and be raped by your muslim friends
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>>946415793
>why don’t you move to some part of the world that isn’t full of white men,
anon, people originally came to the americas to be farther away from white men....
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>>946416097
>>946416193
Nope, this is my home. If you have a problem with white men simply move somewhere they aren’t common, like Africa or South Asia or the Middle East. Easy problem solved.
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>>946415844
I’m no Neo-Nazi but she’s generally seen as a “woke” and anti-white politician.
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check a map from before 1848. we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us.
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>>946416097
>Leftist is racist and homophobic to try to be edgy and fit in here
We all know your faggot friends would disown you if they saw you talk like this.
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>>946416326
Okay but some people literally did cross the border.
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>>946416326
Your ancestors were still in Honduras back then, nice try though.
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>>946416471
>ICE is racist and targeting brown people!!!!
>They are the gestapo!!!!
But also
>Lol, you are brown, and that is a bad thing
Your insults fall flat because it is obvious not even you believe your own bullshit. It is all just performative nonsense with no consistency.
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City slickers pulling up in their fancy German automobiles.
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>>946416348
The us didn't need much of a border force before they added gibs
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>>946415709
Her IQ is about 88 and that's being generous.
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>>946416006
>>946417037
God I hope they run AOC as their candidate. It will be just like the Biden 2024 debate all over again.
5 minutes before the debate starts
>Trump is so fucked, this is going to be awesome, get the popcorn!
1 hour into the debate
>Fuck, we need a new candidate...
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>>946417285
well it'd probably be J.D. Vance this time but same
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>>946417285
Hey moron
Lying trump won't be debating anybody asshole.
He can't run again. You are as dumb as a box of rocks.
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>>946417321
>>946417350
Yes. I was talking about what the 2024 debate was like. Try to keep up.
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>>946417350
>implying he hasn't already implied he'll cancel the election, the Constitution, the rule of law, etc and rule as the new Pol Pot
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>>946417831
>2015
>We can't let Drumpf have the nuclear codes!!!!!!
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>>946417831
I don't remember that tbqh.
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>>946412226
"Trump is going to prison any day now. Eh Squidward, eh Squidward, eh Squidward, eh Squidward..."
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>>946417285
AOC will implode having to answer questions live on the air. It isn't social media where she can just post a sassy one liner comeback with no substance and all her fans give her updoots.
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>>946418033
^this
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>>946416471
that means they're more american than you'll ever be
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>>946416326
I don't remember New York was ever part of Mexico.
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>>946416333
>friends
>4chan
stupid faggot
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>>946416235
why are white men always incapable of taking their own advice and not being clueless jackasses?
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>>946418873
If you dislike white men so much just move somewhere there’s fewer of us.
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>>946418903
you are a like jewish settler but less intelligent and without divine birthrite
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>>946419150
the OP knew exactly what he was doing
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>>946418903
>>946416235
thanks anon I appreciate you giving me the helpful advice :)
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>>946416235
My ancestors came here almost 300 years ago from Germany so is my home as much as anyone's.
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>>946419065
I’m not a settler and I haven’t forced you off your land, quite the opposite you came to my land to seethe at me. Go away.
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>>946419298
Oh so you’re white too.
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>>946419301
why do you keep talking to me like you have any authority over me or what I do?
I don't respect or care you or what you want whatsoever.
You are also free to go away and stop replying. I do not welcome you here
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>>946419400
Because white men aren’t the cause of your problems so stop seething at us.
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>>946419298
>300 years ago
that's not a long time. you have to go back, your white women need you because you left them with muslims
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>>946413907
Ha ha
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>>946419450
>White people who have lived here for 300 years aren’t native
>Some nigger who snuck across the border 5 minutes ago is though
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>>946419423
pot meet kettle. You're on the website for hate and racism, you fucking dumbass. If you want to stop seething so bad go watch the nature channel
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>>946419483
I didn't say that. but you are admitting that you're white which is scientific proof that you aren't from here and don't belong here.

you will belong here once you turn brown, but none of you stupid white people want to think about THAT
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>>946419525
Most white Americans are from America.
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>>946419298
why did you abandon Germany? Were you exiled? are your family criminals? Paupers? Pariahs?
Have you redeemed yourself in this land or have you further declined into wickedness?
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>>946419587
Why did you abandon Mumbai, Ranjeesh?
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>>946419558
>white Americans
an oxymoron
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>>946419887
The majority of the population actually.
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People freaked out during COVID because their selfishness and pigheadedness overran the sense of common decency to preserve the public interest.
The opioid epidemic was directly driven by misinformation from Sackler and Co on oxycontin's addiction using subtly botched studies. Not to mention that turn of the century Americans got a lot older and very unhealthy (leading them to surgeries or other major medical conditions) while not having the wherewithal to stop bitching about pain.
When the HMO and your employer (since healthcare "reforms" have made it extremely difficult to run an independent primary care practice anymore) are breathing down your neck to solve the problem within 10-15 mins as cheap as possible and the patient with a known source of pain comes in with zero desire to undergo any treatments that might target the root cause of their pain with knowledge of an Oxycontin ad, it becomes really hard to deny the patient (if you do, your job is at stake because the "patient satisfaction" scores that your employer tracks will be in the toilet.
The real cause of the absolute wildfire of the opioid epidemic in the 90s-10s was the same as meth and crack before that, poverty and resulting social determinants of health lead to unhealthy people (mentally and physically) and absolutely mind-numbingly boring hellholes. But of course, building an equitable system is something no greedy capitalist will ever discuss.
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>>946419977
And when whites become a minority in the USA they will not be granted any of the protections that minorities are given. Because diversity is just code for anti-white racism and they know it.
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>>946420216
meds
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>>946420216
>Everybody must get the shot
>No exceptions
>Fuck your freedoms
>You should be denied a hospital bed if you don't have a vax card
>You shouldn't be able to buy groceries if you don't have a vax card
>Anybody can get their ass down to Walgreens, show their ID, and get a vax card, it isn't hard.
Also
>Noooooooo! Voter ID is racist!
>Minorities can't get their ass down to the DMV and get an ID and register to vote
>Don't you understand how dysfunctional, lazy, and irresponsible niggers are?
>Only a racist would treat blacks like everyone else and expect them to register to vote and have ID
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>>946411459
Gay



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