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How much would you pay for Alysa Liu’s OF, /b/?
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>>946606145
No tits having hyper-active pickme bitch that is the literal definition of generic in appearance despite being an actual test-tube baby.

Why the FUCK would I pay to see that with all the free porn that's already out there? Fuck is wrong with you op?
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>>946606145
zero dollars because it will be leaked in due time
>>946606225
>gaymo
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I’d give my fucking house for a pair of her panties bro
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Why the fuck would I pay for this shit?
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>>946606244
>gayniggercocksucker
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>>946606244
You loved getting fucked by goats. I can tell.
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>>946606340
gaymo says what
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>>946606374
I do I knew I smelled another goat fucker on here how the fuck are ya buddy
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Honestly I’ve gone into crippling debt for way uglier on OF. If she started one I’m scared to think of the cashsimping I’d do
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She will never open an OF or have leaks.
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>>946606394
well, you said it. So, you're gaymo. Congrats. I knew you could do it. Faggot.
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>>946606145
The most underwhelming, mid bitch I’ve ever witnessed. I’d rather give my money to the Romanian Gypsy begging outside the local mall…. And I fucking hate Romanians and Gypsies
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>>946606145
pay for pics and NOT have her mercilessly pegging me?

No thanks bro go big or go home
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I would pay up to 500 dollars just to getna glimpse of her Korean pussy.
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>>946606450
it's ok for you to be a gaymo I don't see why you're so mad about it
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>>946606501
This is the most Reddit bullshit I’ve ever seen
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>>946606501
I'm just mad you won't get the fuck off that goat. It's my turn to ream your asshole you selfish bitch. You're making me jealous.
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OP I want her so bad. I sniffed the skid mark on my own boxers while looking at her ass and fapping and pretending it was hers
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>>946606501
>calls people gaymo
>implies it's not an insult
Then what the fuck are you doing here faggot?
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Who the fuck pays for Only fans? Spend it on shit that matters. I’d rather be a fudge packer than pay for some chicks OF that’s gonna get leaked in a month. Get real.
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>>946606619
You’re the one that’s missing out you fucking faggot cunt bitch
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>>946606577
you need professional help.
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>>946606655
Goat fucker here is bigly mad no one wants to simp as much as he does. I guess letting the goat fuck you in the ass frees up your hands to tell us about how big of goat fucking faggot you are but you really should reach behind and tickle its balls you inconsiderate sand nigger
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>>946606680
I need professional help getting a shot glass of her pussy juice to put into my martini, bro
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>>946606655
Maybe I’m not enough of a degenerate to pay for some fagslop? onlyfans is a plague on this generation. Why would you ever pay for this? Enlighten me for I fail to understand the point of blowing cash on a woman who will never speak to me. Sad.
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>>946606447
this chick is mid as fuck
why is anyone into this
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>>946606732
Alysa is a GOAT, and I would let her fuck me in the ass. Futa cock or strap on, doesn’t matter. So yes, relevant
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>>946606770
I don't see the appeal, but I respect the enthusiasm.
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>>946606145
Isabeau is cuter.
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after all who wouldn't pay? her tits are god heaven
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>>946606843
oh shit! A competitor has arrived!
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>>946606798
You haven’t lived until you’ve fallen behind on mortgage payments because you bought 10 sweat-soaked panties on a coke-fueled bender weekend, gooning on your drug-softened dick the entire time, dressed in a full outfit purchased from your internet Waifu herself.
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>>946606807
>>946606770

You're simp energy is strong. Let me fight it.
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>>946606732
LOL you gottem. I bet he’s a Muslim. Sand nigger would get mad if you offered him pepperoni pizza despite gooning all day to some shitty porn from a shitty model on a shitty site.
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>>946606900
Got a laugh out of me. Thanks dude. Making me realize I ain’t that bad.
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>>946606982
Not into bestiality, sorry
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What kind of panties do you think she wears when not on the ice?
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Gentle reminder she's fucking a spic
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>>946606982
>can't actually fit it in her mouth
>even looks like she doesn't know what the fuck she's trying to do with it

Fucking kike faggots should have got Gianna Michaels she actually knows how to suck a fucking dick.
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>>946606145
This generation is fucking lost.

Instead of wanting to date and fuck a girl, they just want her nude pictures...

I'm lost for words.
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>>946607104
Thought he dad was Chinese and used a surrogate. She's a test tube baby. A Chink tube.
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>>946606145
How come new stuff is so stupid?

Why can't we be like the 1970s when everything was awesome?
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>>946607153
See, there you go. That's what you get when you actually hire a woman with a normal sized head instead of a child.
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>>946606225
It’s cringe seeing elder millennials here try to use the “new slang” and fail miserably

How tf does pickme even make sense in this sentence ? You have no idea what that word means
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>>946607127
LUL @ being on 4chan complaining about this generation being gooners and chronically online.
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>>946606145
I wouldn't pay for any whores onlyfans.
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>>946607056
Definitely some cute hot pink things, maybe granny oanties when she’s chillin at home.

Better question, how do you think her underclothes smell after a long practice on the ice?
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>>946607197
>Doesn't realize it's being used as a descriptive
>says they don't know what the word means.
>does ? this shit

That's gonna be a yikes from me big dawg.
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>>946607234

Fr this nigger’s crying about people being horny over an adult woman while we have daily threads here where guys draw porn of little girls

Maybe he’s a angry pedo himself
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>>946607197
This reads like an LLM didn't actually understand the way the words were being used. Are you a faggot or a broken llm? lolol
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>>946607335
>30 + years old and can’t read
>misses the entire point of my reply
>still demonstrates he doesn’t know what the word he used means
>green texts like a newfag

It’s over for you
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>>946607417
>expects me to explain what the word means
>fixates on greentext
>demonstrates how hard that goat fucks them in the ass on a daily basis.

Lol lmao even
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>>946606145
she looks so trashy, ewww
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>>946607471
Makes me that much hotter for her honestly. I’d lay on a ragged couch in her trailer home and let her piss on my chest
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>>946607417
unironically telling someone it's over for them is cringe af. Shit has projection written all over it.
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>>946607460
>still dodges the fact he doesn’t know what he said
>throws in extra cringe millennial humor he stole from an old family guy episode

embarrassing
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>>946607514
Doing the “projection” meme makes you reek of Reddit fag, nice try
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>>946607417
Being this desperate to seem like some 4chun oldfag is the highlight of my day. Don't ever change anon you desperate faggot.
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>>946607576
May as well end your post in an isolated negative adjective like some faggot boomer on Facebook. Sad.
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>>946606145
Depends on how cute her feet are
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>>946607631
Doesn’t matter how her feet look if they’re in my mouth, anon.
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>>946607127
>jerk off and go about your day vs having to reply to texts from a chick who doesn't even reply consistently
besides having to pay for her shit and put up with honestly the most annoying bullshit generation of women to ever walk the earth, you get to also sit with someone who refuses to look up from their phone for more than 10 seconds at a time, who will look at you like you just got caught fucking her cat if you ask her to put the piece of shit phone down.
yeah, I'm thinking the best thing is jerking off to a chick's nudes.
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>>946607576
Oh no. That was just sad. There's really nothing left here, is there? That response was pathetic.

It's okay though, I know you'll try again. Just take a deep breath as the goat rams it's cock deeper into your asshole. You can do better. I believe in you, goat fucker.
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>>946607618
May as well post an epic chungus meme along with your post to really signal how mid 30’s you clearly are.
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>>946607602
>>946607618

I'm so glad you're here to judge and correct

me and >>946607576

retarded bants. What would we do without you.
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>>946607705
Aww the epic chungus Reddit fag gave up on his green text attempts, how sad.

We both know your brain stopped developing after 2013 buddy, this material is stale.
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>>946607676
They prolly taste good yeah
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>>946607729
>Everyone i talk to on 4chins is in there 30s

It's weird you keep thinking that's an insult. Are you an underage faggot waiting for a janny to ban them?
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Not going to read this shit. Racoon is cute
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a few dollars maybe
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>>946607729
This guy, picking an arbitrary age range and using it as fuel for some retarded fire burning deep inside, as if it would somehow hurt me. Keep reaching, guy
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>>946607771
k thanks sounds good.
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>>946607806
>deflects and shows his age by implying he thinks anyone under 30 is a kid

Cmon stop making it so obvious
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>>946607848
“Arbitrary” such cope, literally everything you say signals to us that your age range is 30’s.
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>>946607771
you actually capitalized reddit?
damn dude you sure showed us.
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>>946607823
God I think I love her piercings because they kind of serve a similar aesthetic niche that braces do

Goonbait
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>>946607877
>>946607909
>being this mad
But why anon?
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>>946606145
Far too much, bro. Obviously they’d leak, but the idea of having her have some dominance in my life by absorbing even a small amount of my funds. Unffffff
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>>946607877
>>946607909
You got fucked a lot in the ass by an uncle in his 30s, didn't you? Are you looking for another person in their 30s to take their place? Do you need to get fucked in the ass by middle aged men to make you feel like life is worth living, kiddo? :)
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>>946607909
And that’s an insult to you somehow ! You have already demonstrated as such! I know you think it’s some kind of epic burn. I’ll just let you have this, you obviously need a win
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>>946608009
It seems to me what they really need is a 30 yo dick in their ass. That would explain this constant 30yo spam bullshit. They're trying to tell us they miss their 30yo dad fucking them in the ass.
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>>946608009
>>946607877
>>946607909
>>946607848
>>946607771
samefag
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>>946608077
Dude I’m 33. Anon was right on the money. I’m confused as to why it’s some sort of sick burn in their world.
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>>946607948
>>946607998
>being THIS mad
I can’t imagine being so mad about my age that I samefag to make up gay fantasies about a stranger, how weird

>>946608009

Again I can always tell it’s your typing from the millennial snark tone you use, it’s funny
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>>946608111
Wrong
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>>946608111
My nigga havin a whole conversation by themself
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>>946608136
>being mad enough to convince yourself that calling others milleninials and that they're 30 is an insult

What did anon mean by this?
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I would sub and then regret it.
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>>946608224
I’m dying bro he even admits i was right LMAO
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>>946608165
>>946608136

Why do you dumb fucks make it so easy to spot a newfag.

BOTTOM OF THE PAGE, SCROLL BAR, STYLE, SET IT TO TOMORROW FOR DARKMODE YOU FUCKING MONKEY.
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>>946608269
who are you even talking to? What are you right about?
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>>946608278
Been on 4chan since 2007, you candy-ass roody poo NEWT GINGRICH
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>>946606145
nothing
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>>946608310
He’s just mad because he’s not Crescent Fresh.
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>>946608269
>trying to get le epic wins on /b/

My sides are read for take off anon. I know you got what it takes to get them into orbit. Come on. Give it to me like those 30+ old farts have been giving it to you this entire thread. You absolute retard.
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>>946608319
> newt gingrich

Uh, Sure. okay. you're totes an old-fag not using darkmode cause ur super cool burning your retinas out. neat.
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>>946606145
0

too wholesome, i want her to stay that way
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>>946608261
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>>946608446
I’m trying to make myself blind so I don’t have to look at dumb replies like this anymore.
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>>946608319
it's not hard bruh. come on. we can do it together. I'll hold your hand.
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>>946608496
Have you considered trying harder?
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I'd do anything just to smell one of her juicy farts directly from her butt for a few seconds.
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>>946608521
Dark mode is for internet edgelords who think that somehow darkening their background makes them cooler. Nice, good job! Goes well with your fedora and animated Steam profile background
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>>946606145
Honestly nothing, OP. She seems cool, I wanna eat chips and stay up playing video games with her. She can hang
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>>946608719
it's just less strain on the eyes. It's to help prevent headaches and just make the experience overall better.

Idk why you think it has anything to do with being cooler or edgy. Sounds like a you problem you goofy doofus.
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>>946608719
Not everyone needs their screen to act like a light source to illuminate their basement you bottom feeding faggot.
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>>946608775
>>946608809
You need to win so bad that you’re grasping so desperately for something to use his ammunition against me. Differing browsing experiences is where you land, huh?

Gottem.
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>>946608809
I’m browsing at work on company time in a brightly lit studio. Like the lord above intended. Cry about it some more Ya nigger.
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>>946609006
>Gottem
Gottem
>Gottem
Saying this shit unironically makes you picrel. You realize that right?
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>>946609215
Do I care? Nah.
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>>946609061
>thinks im going to believe they're anything but a basement dwelling fat fuck.

Sounds good bro.
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>>946608719
This is the dumbest thing I've read today, and I've been on 4chan for literally 9 hours now. Good thing I use dark mode.
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>>946609285
That’s good! Keep em coming!
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>>946609401
will do. After all, if we don't keep feeding each other (you)s the day might be ruined.

oh.. uh, nigger. Yea. take that.
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>>946609390
Sooooo proud of you babe
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>>946609390
fantastic story. Had everything. You getting fucked in the ass. Your mom sucking the shit off my dick. Just perfect.
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>>946609459
Ok you got me, I actually laughed at the second line. Take your fuckin updoot, anon

Oh wait this isn’t reddit
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>>946609536
yea but you really seem to want it to be that place with how often you keep mentioning it.

Go back there, faggot. Be the change you want to see.
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More money than what exists in the world, OP
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>>946609580
Not sure who you thought I was, but this was my first reply in this thread, anon. Slow down and breathe and think a little bit before you ragepost.
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Yummy yummy in my tummy
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Not as much as I’d pay for her OF if she was actually a Futa Twink
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>>946609685
>oh yes, I'll imply that they're super duper mad that'll show them

I see this a lot during this retardd "discussions" and I just got to ask. What is it supposed to do?
I guess I'm too Retarded to get it.
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>>946609750
>>946609641
>keeps using the same filename style for every pic that OP also used.

uh, huh. lol
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>>946609839
“Don…..DON’T SAY I’M MAD!!!”
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>>946609895 (me)

No really. Why pretend you're someone else and not OP. It's weird. Just spam post your pics of her like every other gooner tard and be done with it. Why the larp?
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>>946609936
Oh so I'm supposed to be what they're saying I am? Mad? okay. My bad. err. MY mad.. IM MAD. aww yis
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>>946609967
Never go full retard.
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Holayyyy just mad, big ol tuguy on these guys sheesh.
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>>946609937(me)

Im convinced this dumb, stupid fucking nignog is now going through and changing all the filenames of the shit they spam so they don't get caught again. Fucking KEK

god damn sad little loser bitch.

Don't worry OP you shitdick faggot I'm sure you'll get it right next time.

SAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEE
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>>946610379
Nah still here bitch, stay mad
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>>946610440
So post more then, fuckface I know you're OP. I know you got more pictures. Why the fuck stop now?
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no cash but wait til leak happens for sure
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>>946606145
I've paid $0 to see hotter women naked, so that's the price to beat.
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Hey check it out, totally new poster over here. Nice topic OP, let me contribute!
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>>946610440
>stay mad
Can't be mad knowing you fucked up your own post and got caught same fagging this hard.

Only thing harder is that dick fucking you in the ass though, right? damn. gottem.
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Strongest figure skater so strong nice
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She's cute, but just looks like she could be your coworker at Walmart or something. I don't know why so many guys are going batshit over her.
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>>946606619
Money launderers.
The 20% cut OF takes is much lower than the industry average.
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>>946610690
No more dicks in my ass sadly, my uncle died.
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>>946610662
>>946610723
>>946610440

Now I'm curious. Are you getting paid to spam this content here? If so I'm kinda jelly.
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>>946610802
I’m at work, posting this on company time.

So, yeah lol
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>>946610832
Before you ask, I work for the Government of Manitoba in the finance department. Office #214
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If she was smart she would do onlyfans for a year or two while her fame is at peak right now and never have to work again with the revenue she would make. Tasteful semi-nudes would be enough.

But anyway, her stupid gooner bait faces she makes are incredible. I would have her in doggy spreading her cheeks and just tongue punching her shithole for an hour and then I would immediately make out with her for another hour…fuucckkk.
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>>946610984
Why would I ask that? You do know where you are, right?

It's cool if you want to obsess over this chick. It's weird that calling her a pickme got you so triggered. You don't know any more than I do if she talks shit about her friends or not. But simply implying that she'd be that shitty of a person really set you off.

She absolutely seems like the kinda of insufferable pickme cunt that you'd be into though. I hope she notices you someday fren, I really do.

>stay mad
says the desperate faggot simping for a pickme bitch. :)
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>>946611296
Oh anon, that retards going to think you're me. LOL
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>>946611361
LOL you taking about me right?



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