ITT: autismal things that you do >be me>randomly think of a person who I hate, who wronged me, etc.>find their contact info on the internet using sleuthing skills>use a Smurf number and text them a bunch of horrible things>death threats, low-blow insults, taking jabs at embarrassing personal things I know about them, racial epithets, their home address, pictures of their house with threats to come over and fuck them up, etc.>nothing’s off the table, really >sometimes it’s a business and I reviewbomb them instead >call the company and ask to leave a message for the person I hate >*employee gets pen and paper ready* >”Yeah, the message is: fuck you, I hope you die” *dial tone*>never been identified >one time, wrote a mechanic such a scathing review that he offered to pay me to take it down >sometimes call from a blocked number and disguise my voice, because I want to call someone the N word and want it to feel ANCESTRAL Old roommates, employers that wasted my time after I applied to work there, former teachers, past coworkers, classmates, small business owners who tried to rip me off. Anyone can get it. It doesn’t matter. >inb4 illegal <The stories posted here are works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.\>
>>947309403Yeah, that’s pretty autisticI respect it tho
>>947309403In other words, YOURE A WEAK SCARED EMBARRASSING COWARD who accomplishes nothing.........got it
>>947309522Wrong.......There's absolutely NOTHING about this stupid thread that even vaguely hints at autismYou guys in here truly don't know anything about psychologyNope...... No indication of autismJUST AN EFFEMINATE SCARED WEAK COWARD, A POWERLESS ITRELEVANT PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE TEMPER TANTRUM SISSY WITH NO FRIENDS, NO LOVERS, AND NO JOB
>>947309677>>947309715Making people fume is far from nothing. It’s hilarious. I made one person so mad she marched over to the police station, asking questions and demanding answers. I was crying laughing just envisioning it.
>>947309403Boy oh boy, YOU SURE PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE, didn't you fruitfly?That's what you are ... An effeminate weak insignificant fruitflyand nobody gives a fuck what a fruitfly does or thinks
>>947309733>Making people fumeHahahahahaha You give yourself too much credit YOU IRRELEVANT INSIGNIFICANT EFFEMINATE INEFFECTUAL LITTLE FRUIT FLY
>>947309403I get fucking BLASTED out of my fucking mind!! My fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now holy shit tutti fruition! I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!
>>947309733Sure she did, dumbassAt least that's what you ENVISIONED, right powerless little fruit fly?
>>947309747>>947309757If that’s whatcha need to tell yourself to get you through the day. Lol picrel, you
You're COMPLETELY INEFFECTUAL™You're incapable of getting under people's skinBECAUSE YOU'RE A COWARD
>>947309801>being this obsessed with meThanks 4 the bumps :^)
>>947309772Bitch, I'm married andy kids are grownMy son became a millionaire at age 25MCDONALDS IS HIRING, TOUGH GUYnow, go play another video game and masturbate yourself to sleep again once your mother leaves for work YOU ARE A WEAK PARASITE
>>947309769Yeah you’re right man, it’s a LARP, I toootally never did this ;-)
>>947309826bro got an inbox full of death threats and now he’s mad!!! lol!!
>>947309772On second thought......A PHORID FLY™You resemble a fruit flyBut fruit flies are geniuses compared to the lowly PHORID fly
>>947309838I never said you didn't do itI said YOU HAVE NO EFFECT ON ANYBODYWOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU OTHER GUYS DON'T LIKE YOU PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU SO THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU COME UP WITH TO FILL YOUR EMPTY EXISTENCE This is the effeminate passive-aggressive cowardly sissy boy type bullshit you think of to fill your empty life YOU ARE A POWERLESS PHORID FLY
>>947309826Being 50-60+ years old and posting on 4chan isn’t a flex, m8 You’re the sad, lonely and pathetic one here.
>>9473098381: you're boring2: you're effeminate3: you're weak and timid4: you will help people wipe their feet on you 5: then you get angry about it later on 6: and passive-aggressively lash out like a little sissy girl YOU ARE A WEAK, POWERLESS COWARD WHO HAS NEVER GOBE FACE TO FACEWHO HAS NEVER GONE TOE TO TOEBECAUSE YOURE A COWARDand you get absolutely ZERO pussy because women perceive you as an effeminate child, 'one of the gals"
>>947309955Keep ‘em coming, man. It’s funny how obsessed you are with me. Kinda cute, actually.
>>947309953Sad and lonely?HAHAHAHAHANOPE....IM THE ONE GETTING ALL THE DEEPTHROAT, PUSSY AND ASSHOLE I CAN HANDLEgo play another videogame, lonely overlooked masturbati g little toddler
>>947309970RULE NUMBER ONE:1: the victims will always pretend to be the victimizer
>>947309970Instead of "keeping em coming", how about I simply CONTINUE HAMMERING YOU ON THE NO PUSSY THING?YOU...... GET...... NO ..... PUSSY......you never get any pussyWomen laugh directly in your face out in publicThey know you're not man enough to do anything about it So they don't even wait for your back to be turned anymore
>>947309970Teehee so very cute :)
>>947309970Q: WHY DONT WOMEN LIKE YOU?
>>947310026Teehee = EFFEMINATE SISSY FAGSHOW BOY™
>>947309986LOLMy man, posting on 4chan while taking stimulants is not a good thing to do.
>>947309970AGAIN: I'll repeat the question until you answer it, or run away like a bitchYOU GET ABSOLUTELY ZETO PUSSY.......WHY NOT?WHY DONT WOMEN LIKE YOU?
>>947310027>>947310057I mean, willing to bet I’ve fucked more girls in a quarter century than you have in your whole life. Hotter ones, too. But you can think what you think. And I’ll know what I know ;-)
>>947310033"My Man"yet you've never been able to say "MY WOMAN"the words "MY GIRLFRIEND" have never come out of your mouthAGAIN, PHORID FLY :WHY DO WOMEN CONSIDER YOU 'LESS THAN A MAN'?
>>947310062Sure you have, Mr sissy phone call boySure you have hahahahaha(you're SO new you don't even realize who you're being attacked by)
>>947310062AGAIN, MR. SISSYTEXT:WHY DONT WOMEN LIKE YOU?YOU... DO.... NOT... HAVE.... A GIRLFRIEND.....YOURE NOT FOOLING ANYBODYwomen don't like you.....WHY NOT?
>>947310106You call this an “attack”? Laaaame. I’m done with you. Have fun snorting your stimulants.
LIL MISS SISSYTEXT:wipe your feet on herand she'll bottle up her angerand eventually LASH OUTwith another EFFEMINATE SISSYTEXT
Seems like Andrew Lawrence McGovern, the guy with the Dunkin Donuts caper, from Macon GA, is going to start hearing how OP really feels about him.
>>947310134Like I said.....I knew YOU WOULD RUN AWAYThat's exactly how you became LIL MISS SISSYTEXTthe coward
>>947309403>post on 4chan
>>947310154Oh AWESOME !!! good I'm so glad you're hereIM ABOUT TO CREATE A DUNKIN THREAD
>>947310154And I'm from. Memphis, idiot, and we live in AtlantaYou're so uninformed it's hilariousSee you soon in my Dunkin Thread
>>947310154I’m not sure who this is. Don’t understand who you’re referencing or why.
>>947310237Maybe he is correct and you really are retarded.
>>947309403>Anon gets the cops called on him for harassment >>947309733Oh wait, you already did! Lol
>>947310154Eat shit. What do you gain from this?
>>947310154Sounds like this guy and OP would be good friends, if anything https://amp.macon.com/news/local/article140196378.html
>>947310336the lulz?
>>947309403>learn new card/dice games on the fly >instantly master them bc of the ‘tism >farkle, B.S., Spoons, Blackjack, you name it >come up with ironclad strats to win (e.g. in Spoons, just pretend to watch your cards, grab spoon #2 as soon as #1 is grabbed, win despite having junk cards)>in B.S., put down 4 cards and say it’s only 3 (so your lie appears to be true and the caller takes all cards)>in farkle, do mental math really quick, and change up throws to almost always get hot dice >mop the floor with friends >they can’t figure out how I’m way better than them at a game that’s brand new to us both >make them feel absolutely retarded>they genuinely rage I have ended approximately four friendships this way.
>>947310362This guy who has been haranguing OP with attempted insults throughout the thread?
>>947310635>Attempted insultsCorrection: BASIC OBSERVATIONSyou in fact DO NOT have a girlfriendyou in fact ARE a passive aggressive coward
>>947310635They both love picking up the phone and harassing people/businesses
>>947310546No fair, this anon got the megamind kind of autism and all I got was the weirdo kind :(
>>947310362>>947310455You stupid fucking IDIOT IM BULLETPROOF™
>>947310677Fair enough.
>be me>park on random residential streets in the next town over, at nighttime >larp as a private investigator >look inside people’s windows, watch lights turn on and off, keep engine idling the whole time >if I’m bored, google the addresses and do deep dives >one time I found the names of all the tenants, social media profiles, and where they worked >email addresses, previous places lived (even in other states), phone numbers, associated persons, the works>even found blueprints of the home before, and pictures of the dog Bro is lucky he’s not committing worker’s comp fraud ._. and that I’m not an actual P.I.
>>947310546wtf is a farkle
>>947310546Because you don't know how to win with grace?
>>947311062No, more like they don’t give credit where it’s due, make excuses about the rules, and act as if I won by accident. Then I press the issue because of their unsportsmanlike conduct, they realize I genuinely “get” the game on a deeper level, and they get mad because the truth hurts. When you’re that much of an egomaniac, taking an L in Spoons is, like, catastrophic lol You’d think someone who played on the football team would understand the importance: it needs to hurt when the loser loses, so the other guy can feel good when he wins. Did he freak out about it and make his wife think less of him? Yes, but that was his own doing.
>>947310978Just go get your PI license, retard. You’re already doing the work for free.
>>947310996Really fun, easy dice game. Met an Australian dude a hostel in Granada, Spain and he taught me how to play I think it’s fairly common in the U.S. too, actually
>>947310546give me your strat for blackjack
>be me, boot up the 19 year old game of TF2>haven’t been able to scam or shark kids for ages now >go into community servers and load the up the hackpack >snipe people from across the map using aimbot and wallhacks>sometimes jarate or headshot cloaked spies >camp in places where people want to go, set up stickytraps, use auto-detonate hack to instakill any class>use auto airblast to reflect rockets back into soldiers’ faces>go AFK whenever I notice someone spectating me>kill a guy right as he comes out of a tunnel >he chats me “Anon, will you go legit or..?” >say ”it’s called a hard read mate” >use namechanger to get the wrong person banned >change my steam profile URL to a jumble of numbers so I can change it back later (works if they don’t get your SteamID32)>have literally 100+ alts because I kept getting muted/gagged/banned (the email host flagged my IP for abuse lol)DOWNLOAD LMAOBOX! IT’S FREE AND AWESOME!!!
>>947310978>getting shot: any% speedrun (world record)
