IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST>alsoyou can grant wishes or ask for your wish tooyou need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Welcome>RULES1. no overlewd the thread2. if you are a wish granter, fullfil 1 wish at least3. ask for a wish, at least 1 time4. you cannot make wishes that prevent or modify someone else's wish.5. smile6. All Anons that need hugs shall receive hugs:)>video???https://archived.moe/b/thread/947646452/#947646452N° 872
>>947711391>wisho+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++my wish to be go to an anime world of my election(it is not necessary to be the protagonist, BUT preferably yes), and be a child,tomorrow 05/06 (of this month April 2026) if it can be(or the next time i wake up).>in case you want to fulfill my wish, let me choose the world, or at least the kind of wish that I don't want(not surprises or misinterpretations, it is asked before any part of the wish is fulfilled).
>>947711391Lewd made a wish hread toooo...so uh, hi?
>>9477113912 wish breads is 2 confusing ehehehehhee good night niiiiiiiiiiiii
>>947711597nini, anon!
>>947711404we both made wish threads, anon!!
>>947711597>notices other wish tread is gone. Hmmmmmmmm.. k
>>947711482???where?>>947711618but is early!>>947711597ni ni!>>947711636sry anon!i dont realize!
>>947711674i think lewd delet bread? :DI don't know this power yet so im jelly. Okiee nini for real now take care!
>>947711674I had to nuke my own thread because of you, anon!>>947711702Hurry to bread, anon!!!
>>947711723sry anon!i was angry soo that is why i take some time to make the thread...I checked before making mine, but there wasn't anything thereMaybe we created it at the same time
>>947711839we did! Also, why are you mad? Did ANON beat (You) up again, anon?
hi anonshow is everyone todayim sick/allergies idk :(
>>947712181I recommend you take two lewds and call me in the morning, HAness!!!!
>>947712031im a little angry because mystuff continue to brokennow one of my screen dies and the little hdd screen of my ps2 dies too, but i have replacement for that but my big screen need repair too>>947712181averagetheres not more raining and i made some bussiness early but im hungry nowhow you?
>>947712306i dont think that would help lewdnessand ive never heard a doctor ever actually say "call me in the morning">>947712346$___$ 4 opktoday woke up early to go help grandma do stuff in her garden. i was feeling a bit sick yesterday, worse this morning, and after outside work much worse.but idk if its sick or allergies, or a kinda hybrid. sinus infection from allergies
>>947712346I never heard of a screen dying before? Unless it's physical damage. Did you punch it out of anger?>>947712413>ive never heard a doctor ever actually say "call me in the morning"That's because your health insurance probably doesn't cover it, HAness!
>>947712505i think the internal power suppy dies, because not turn on nowis possible to repair>>947712413>gardenmaybe allergies, is sping soo lots of pollen i think
>>947712684but then why did it start yesterday, and from yesterday sitting at home get worse overnight sleeping?that is my only thought on why it MIGHT not be allergies entirely
>>947713081You might have dust mites in your bed; they crawl into your nose when you sleep.
>>947712684So you need double A or double d batteries, anon???
>>947713357i think 220 uoh anon!
>>947713115so should i wash my sheets to make them go away opk?if they are there
>>947714012usually yesor some kind of disinfectant, most of it is on the mattress
>>947713713That's too many uohs, anon!!!!
>>947714856uohs can never be too many lewdesu
>>947715370dont encourage him nuzuanon!
>>947714856mmm, maybe?i dont knowwas just a idea XP>>947715370are you awake nuzu?
>>947715777Uohs are dangerous, anon! They are like ai! Too many will destroy the world! >>947715370If you are outnumbered too much will be a problem, nuzu!!!
>>947715958what if the ai become a uoh to control the world?
>>947717135Then what if uoh dosent need to be great, anono?
DONT FORGET YOUR SNACKS
>>947717614anon how can i tell if im sick or allergies/sinus infection?
>>947717257great?how ?i dont undertand!>>947717614im hungry, i need somes
>>947715958well I have 0 at the moment, so I would rather be outnumbered lewdesu>>947715777I am awake now opkbut its kinda hard to follow the chat on the phone
>>947717715if you can, check for a fever.if no fever, could just be allergies or significant temperature swings messing with sinuses.
>>947718257now is slow, soo i think is easier, most anons are sleeping now
>>947718973yeah nothing much is happening.>alsoI finally got my wardrobe, so I've been cleaning my room. I still can't find the motivation to finish it though
>>947719410clothes are hard, but if you dont use it, they would fall apart on their ownI remember I had some clothes stored away for a long timeand when I took them out, they fell apart in my hands—they were really fragile
I wish to have Absolute Superpower Manipulation, as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki, starting when I wake up tomorrow morning and ending sixty seven Earth years from then.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I wish to win enough money from sweepstakes over the next few months to pay for my sister's wedding.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>947718774no thermo as dumb as that isbut taking a nap i was sweating while freezing under the covers, and my body was radiating heat
>>947719925I wish I understood more about outfits op k. But I just cannot pick good clothes when I try to buy them myself. You got any tips?
>>947720141I hope you get well soon fuha. Being sick is the worst.
>>947720059>>947720085good luck anon!>>947720162can you try copy other people style?is a good startYour fortune: Average Luck
NINI FUHA-LLERGIES V_____VFEEL BETTER
HAPPY EASTER ANON!!!!!Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>947728437The hunt for the easter bunny begins, ANON!!!!
>>947728973I'LL HOP TO IT ANON!
>>947728437oh. thanks touhou fairies, same to you
>>947730488Dont you mean "vamp" to it, ANON????
>>947730569TOUME TOUYOU ANON!>>947730877VAMPXACTLY ANON!
>>947730927Do vampires lay eggs, ANON???
Booboo...
>>947731284I DON'T THINK ANON.......>>947732192V_______V
>>947732538>I DON'T THINK ANON.......Then where do vampires come from, ANON?>>947732538>V_______VWhy "V____V"????
>>947732693FROM...... CATS ANON!>ALSOV_______V
>>947733520Froggo, detected!!!!>>947732963Cats lay eggs, ANON???
>>947733641That's right Lewdanon!
>>947733670It's easter! Can I molest (You)???
>>947733641EGGS LAY VAMPIRES ANON!>>947733670HAPPY NONA EASTER NONA!
>>947733885So It's not sex with other vampires, ANON??? I think your parents lied to you!
>>947733732I don't see the logic in that! Just because it's Easter why should you get to molest me?!Fine I guess.>>947733885Happy Anoneaster Nona!
>>947734069I just want an excuse to molest (You)? Is that illegale or something?
>>947734151It kinda is if I don't consent Lewdesu!
>>947734221Nothing is illegal if no one finds out, froggy!!!!
>>947733957YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK ANON......
>>947734341Ack!!!
>>947733641BUTT
>>947734452But am lewd, ANON V_____V....>>947734860Ack is right, froggy! Be prepared!!!>>947734889Butt are stinky, anon!!!
>>947734930You're gonna get beat up if you lewd too hard!
>>947734930PUBES :EYES:
>>947735583No main anon no rules!!!>>947735945No pubes all eyes!!!!
>>947736455Exactly, it's Wild West ova' hea'!
>>947736908That gun wont protected you, froggy! Because i'm hungry like a wolf!!!!
>>947737016YOU SMELL LIKE YOU SOUND ANON........
>>947737016What if I pat you instead of being lewded! That'll pacify you I bet!
>>947737952Maybe if you lick my feet, froggy!>>947737737I dont know what that memes, ANON! Also, where is main anon???
>>947738147I won't do that anon!!!
>>947738192Your missing out, froggy!!!!
>>947738147THE MAIN ANON IS NOW THE MAIN BREAD CAT ANON V______V
im here anons!also i made a new bread also
>>947738444Maybe!I'm watching stuff with frens anons, I'm gone mentally!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>947742635hi hi froggy>>947743224hi hi too anon
>>947742428U R THE NEW BREAD ANON V_______V>>947742635WHAT R U WATCHING NONA???>>947743224I'M WATCHING (U) NONA!
>>947743269>>947743356
>>947743269Hey hi Op K o/>>947743356We watched The Gamers and now are watching Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising, Nona! Almost done with that though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSynJyq2RRohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUksDJCijw
>>947743500BUTT
>>947743470I STARED INTO THE NONA AND THE NONA STARED BACK O______O>>947743500THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE FUNKY NONA
>>947743356anon!i have a question for you!>>947743470;D>>947743500hi hi froggyhow are you been?today i just take a nap, since the fairs are closed by the rain, and made a new bread
>>947744015WAS THAT THE QUESTION ANON?
>>947744468do you think on "soul" and that stuff?
>>947745057YES ANON!
>>947745572explain anon!what is that?It's an idea that came to me when I was thinking about the profiles people use online
>>947745682YOUR SOUL IS WHAT MAKES (YOU) YOU ANON AND WHEN YOU SNEEZE THAT'S IT TRYING TO ESCAPE SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO BLESS YOU!
>>947746098I didn't know that, anon!Actually, I've been sneezing a lot today!But that wasn't my question.My question is:Which is more real?How do people act in real life versus online?Which one is the real anon?
>>947712346Cute
>>947746489WELLLLLLLL IN THAT CASE ANON......ONLINE BECAUSE [YOU] CAN BE YOUR REAL ANONYMOUS SELF ANON!
>>947747260What if I'm bad/evil at both, anon?
>>947747483THEN I'LL HAVE TO BULLY YOU ONLINE AND BEAT YOU UP OFFLINE ANON V______V
>>947747742are you a bully online and offline anon?
>>947748484YES YES ANON ALL ONLINE AND OFFLINE ANONS FEAR ME V__________V
>>947748833So, who could I be then, anon?
>>947743641You ain't seen nothing yet anon!>>947743734It was a lotta funky Nona! You a fan of D&D?>>947744015HeysI've been well, thank you. And you?Nomm for the bread \o/ OKAY ANONSI will now pass the fuck out and get some sleep!Have a good night o/
hi anonshow is everyone today?
>>947749337my face is ready
>>947749216A LITTLE GIRL ANON>>947749337I KNOW NEXT TO NONATHING ABOUT IT NONA V_______V>>947749829I'M EVIL FUHA
>>947749829hi hi anonno much i guess, today i nap a little, then made a bread and made some locro(argentine food)how you?>>947750137why a little girl anon?what is the special about being a little girl?>>947749337ni ni ni froggy Z___Z
>>947750137wrong nonau r good>>947750316quick google of locro it sounds tasty opkhope it is nicestill sick/allergies but a lot better. hoping tomorrow its mostly gone.other than that nothing today. just sit at home
>>947750316MAHOU SHOUJO ANON!!!!!!>>947750379V______V>ALSODID YOU HAVE AN EASTER EGG FUHA???
>>947750455no easter egg nonadidnt do anything for easter. what about you?>alsowhy V__V?
>>947750724I WENT TO CHURCH AND THEN MY FRIEND WITH A GREY CAT'S HOUSE AND THEN I SLEEPED FUHA>ALSOBECAUSE YOU SAID I'M GOOD NONA V_______V
>>947750455i think im not soo little to be a mahou shoujo anon!sadly>>947750379I think I've caught a allergies too; I've been sneezing all day today.Although maybe it's just the dust.
>>947750818i didnt knona nona went to churchai used to go when i was younger and forced to but stopped as soon as it was my choice. sorry nona :(and being good is ^____^ not V____V
>>947750819THAT'S YOUR WISHO ANONO!>>947750983I NEED TO REPENT FOR MY MANY (MANY!) SINS FUHA......>ALSOI WHISPERED MEOW IN THE GREY CAT'S EAR AND GOT SLAPPED V_______V
>>947751373well ,yes anon!but i dont know if i can be a good mahou shoujo anon...
>>947750819maybe you caught it from me opkwe do frequent this wish thread>>947751373i guess thats fair nona>alsowhen you speak at all you exhale haircats and most animals dont like it when you breathe in their earif you did it from a bit further it mightve gone better
>>947751585BUT I KNOW ANON.......>>947751795BUT I'M A PROFESSIONAL CAT BOTHERER FUHA V________VI ALSO TOUCHED HER TAIL BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING SO I THINK I GOT AWAY WITH THAT ONE........
>>947751888how you know anon?you know the future?>also trips>>947751795maybe?i was thinking the same actually
>>947751888some cats are ok with their tails being touched nonaso maybe that one is, if not then you did get away with one!>>947752021dont worrky opk i will post with a mask on from now on to prevent anyone else getting it
>>947752021YES ANON AND IT'S GOING TO BE VERY ORANGE ANON!>>947752104HOW MANY TUMMIES HAVE YOU RUBBED THIS YEAR FUHA?SO FAR!
>>9477526230 nonagrandma's cats dont like belly rubs, and i dont touch other people hardly ever
>>947752104O jeez Louise... You can kill it and eat it with terra sauce
>>947752759ARE YOUR GRANDCATS EVIL FUHA???
>>947753479no nona1 is super hidey and is almost never out when im there.the other is very friendly but no touchy belly
>>947752623orange anon?like how?
>>947753589WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE THEORY THAT IF YOU RUB THE CAT'S TUMMY THEY WILL GRANT WISHOS?>>947753668LIKE THE FRUIT ANON!
>>947754087i think that is false nonai have rubbed the belly of some cats and received no wishos
>>947754518DID YOU ASK THOUGH FUHA?????>ALSOWHAT HAPPENED TO ANONAMEOWS?
>>947754967i didnt but i would imagine the wish would stay for later wishes right?>alsoidk nonait is strange that meows isnt here this thread at all
>>947755093WE NEED TO TALK TO CATS FUHA!>ALSOMY NEIGHBOUR HAS A BLACK AND PINK NOSE
>>947754087i will become a fruit anon?im confused!
>>947755276thats pretty neat nonaidk if any of my neighbors have cats.i dont talk to them at all