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How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>947811423
GO BACK NIGGERLOVER
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Powerful
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>>947811423
I get my IQ points from AI
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>>947811423
>methinks
Fat millennial white redditors with back pain in their 30s using niggerspeak will never not be funny.
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>>947811423
Eh. It's delusional. Redditor are the stupidest and most belligerent people on the internet.

They seek consensus and obeisance, not "thoughtful and witty". And the ban hammer is wielded liberally.

For example, I was banned from my local area sub because some people were declaring it a "food desert". The area is rural with many farms and farmers markets and a high density of grocery stores.

Their argument was that low income residents made it a food desert. Inability to afford food or transportation to food not withstanding, this is NOT what a food desert is.

A food desert describes places like New York city where population density and high urban development make it *logistically* impossible to provide sufficient food to the population.

For example 1 grocery store in an area with a population density that would be best served by 3-4, and it is always out of stock because getting trucks into the city to keep the one over whelmed store stocked is hellish.

The result is that there is literally no food available due to supply/demand issues from the logistics of urban density. Hence a desert in what should be an oasis.

This is a REAL urban problem that is separate from poverty.

This is essentially verbatim what I argued. For this, I was banned.

Hell, half the time you get banned just for interacting with a subreddit that is feuding with another subreddit. In what way is this tribalism "high IQ" ??

So, I once again assert that redditors are hypocrites who are the dumbest and most belligerent people on the internet.
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reddit is a platform for bullies and doxxers. at least that's what i notice when i browse that website.
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>>947811877
It's not niggerspeak, it's early modern english, thou uncouth dried neat's-tongue
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>>947811916
TRD
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>>947811916
Also because retards abound, the reddit spacing was deliberate irony. Since OP is a reddit fag. Oh and lol, reddit doesn't make you solve a fucking puzzle to post.
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>>947811996
>redditor makes post about "thoughful and witty" and "IQ points"
>Cant read or understand the responses

lmao.
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german reddit is even worse. basically completely controlled by the german green party. and then also anal posts like "this store charged me 50 cent for paying with debit card, is this legal? how can i sue them?", always with some photo/doxxing of the store.
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reddit.*##*
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ruh roh
/b/ros....
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>>947811423
Bold of you to assume anyone thinks this is worth responding to.
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>>947811955
>thou uncouth dried neat's-tongue
enough of the niggerspeak, nigger, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
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Reddit is better than this website by miles

The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.

Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.

Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.

4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.

You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.

As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many thousands of upvotes each hour.

Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.
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>>947812560
Sorry
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4chan is an endless stream of shit because leftists post tranny, bbc, cuck, gay porn etc. and all sorts of "trump bad" posts literally all day long. not because of nazis and racist. those people actually left the site already.
also leftists completely ruined ylyl threads by making troll threads to "make 4chan less attractive".
4chan is basically proof that open borders dont work.
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>>947812560
LOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS DUMB NIGGER WROTE AN ENTIRE BOOK THINKING ANYONE WAS GONNA GIVE A SHIT HOLY FUUUUUCK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>947812868
>4chan is basically proof that open borders dont work.

Damn that might just be the most poignant take on 4chan I've ever seen.
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>>947812868
Heaven has a strict immigration policy
Hell has open borders
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>>947811423
.........who's gonna tell them pleddit is WHY 4chan died? And not for healthy competition, no. They actually invaded the mods and pushed out the og owners.
This place is literally pleddit trash bin now.
They even banned my ass for over 10 years cause of an email they shouldn't have even known about.

It's why when you tell them to go <<< it's marked as spam
It'd why the humor doesn't exist and it's almost all Pol or propaganda bots for pedos.

Pleddit, is what happens when they KNOW you're superior. Like the middle east, they destroy all your fucking progress, and are peolly from the middle east.
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>>947811423
I wasnt even actually able to use the word plebbit, that's how fucking pathetic it is.
You reddit clones simply will never be the fun and funny it used to be here.
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>>947812560
Way to admit you're part of the group that killed 4chan ya useless plebbit bigger following trends.
So fuckin soft they banned using the word plebbit cause they kept get told to go back xD
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>>947811916
Ugh I'm not reading all that you clearly did a racism and you're prolly a class traitor or something. *rolling eyes* (Not sure why my rolling eyes emoji isn't showing up.)
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>>947812560
"I'm a redditor looking for attention, lewk my posts are top of these boards" you mean the boards so biased they deleted the Warhammer fan page cause they hated the female astartes push?

You mean plebbit, where every single tiktok brained retard seeking attention went to feel special? That same plebbit?

And odd, I had to change every use of the word plebbit writing shit a moment ago, but you're all able to use it freely. I thought it was go back being flagged too but I guess we don't talk about THAT being a reddit standard either.

Glad you're proud of your tranny niggers killing the fun, but we don't care about you for exactly those reasons too.
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>>947812560
Ok. Go back. When you get your account nuked and everything you ever did there scrubbed from history over some stupid shit be sure to tell us so we can tell you to go back again.
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>>947812868
Only happened after pleddit took over and started banning people.
But what do I know about plebbit ideology coming from the UK invading everyone's feeds lately?
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>>947812560
Then why tf are you here if it's better? Ant of us left are aware the posts here haven't changed. Images and responses are literally copy pasted IF they ever move to page 10. Fucking /gif/ doesn't even add anything new anymore. It just respams the same dogshit threads to SEEM alive.
And yet. You still came here over pleddit.

That sounds like some fuckin cope and a half. Sounds more like you really don't belong there and regret this place is broken now.
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>>947812868
>>947813276
>>947813355
It's the fact that gookmoot can't run a site to save his life and yeah we should unironically ban all the bbc spammers, log fags, and the other niggers. /b/ would unironically be far better if we didn't allow coomer threads. But again, that would basically half the user count.
Anons simply aren't competent anymore
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I got bored of redit when I gained the ability to predict the top 5 posts before even clicking the thing. They’d actually just upvote the exact same comment every single time. Actually to tell you the truth for a change, nobody is even writing on that website.
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>>947813796
Theyre nonexistent almost.
This place has BEEN dead for years now. Wasn't a matter of the site being run, it was the sheer number of people they ran off when they came over from plebbit and redoing EVERYTHING that tried to force us onto pleddit.

Again, can't even mention pleddit and go back even in the same paragraph let alone write it at all with plebbit mentioned. Marked as spam.

Reddit.runs.4chan. And not at all cause this is where their most hated come to now, after being told how awesome 4chan was for so long.
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>>947813276
An alien makes redit bruh and hes Tim. Tim’s got lots of reason to lie, he appears to have sex 500 million times per day. Not real humans, they’re clones. Imagine if lying was like some ancient scam technique or something.
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>>947813883
It's not different here. This is where they run to cause they aren't liked there.
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>>947813883
>"fuck trump"
>"fuck ice"
>"Cats can do x"
>"something tranny"
>"fuck trump"
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>>947813955
It's almost like everyone else raised eachither to slit eachothers throat to get by or something....
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>>947812560
You must be psyched about these earnest (you)s. Congrats, anon.
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>>947813979
And that's all they post here after running away.
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>>947814015
One day I will have that many (You)s
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>>947814041
Soon anon Soon
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>>947812560

yes use Reddit if you want a board that is curated by the political lens of the most active mod. were any other viewpoint is heresy.

I have always described 4chan as The runoff canal after a heavy rain. It's flowing past so fast you have to pick and choose what to go after. You will find some of the worst detritus and offal imaginable, but if you can handle it, you're going to find diamonds. and those diamonds are going to make it worth while.
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>>947814166
4chan isn't about good content, it's about honest content.
it's a place where you say what's on your mind because it's true, and not because you try to get upvotes and good boy points for it.
the whole concept of a place having to have "value", implies that people should only post stuff others can profit from. but that totally corrupts the soul.
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One of the many things this site does better than Reddit is that you can have somewhat of a real conversation with other anons.
Reddit basically tries to ape us(look at r/kitchencels) and if I'm not wrong, /r9k/ tries to ape Reddit
>>/r9k/ is basically Reddit on 4chan
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>>947812774
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
>>947812968
Edit 2: 2 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
>>947813355
Edit 3: WTF 3 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
>>947813463
Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow redditors. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
>>947813507
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o Five motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
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>>947813693
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
>>947814015
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
>>947814166
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
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>>947814324
This is exactly why the content here is logspamming peddos you attention starved retard.

You fuckheads really fell hard for the Hollywood effect.
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>>947814324
>say something dumb
>people reply "that's dumb"
>???
>yAy UpDoOtS!

Reddit's smartest ambassador, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>947814015
Oh man, this is epic!

I’m practically bursting with joy knowing my gold made such a huge impact. I mean, if my upvote was a superhero, it’d be Captain America’s shield, defending your day from negativity and making it totally awesome!

Honestly, you’re making me feel like I’m in the end credits of a Marvel movie, and you’re the hero receiving the epic, heartwarming speech. I’m just here grinning like a Cheshire cat, knowing that my little act of kindness is like giving you a secret power-up.

It’s like a cosmic ripple effect—my gold is the pebble, and your gratitude is the giant wave of good vibes crashing through the universe! And I’m here for it, totally pumped to see how this positivity chain reaction unfolds.

As Keanu Reeves once said, “The best way to predict the future is to create it.” You’re out there creating a future filled with kindness and positivity, and I’m honored to be a small part of it.

Seriously, this has been like the best side quest ever, and I’m stoked to keep spreading those good vibes. So here’s to you, the ultimate champion of kindness, and to a future filled with even more epic moments! Keep being amazing, and remember: in the grand game of life, you’ve got a legendary teammate in me.
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>>947814505
Those who chase smiles have never noticed the damage they do.
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>>947814505
The fact that you're spending your day writing novels on /b/ just to troll is the funniest thing itt. Most basement dweller behavior I've ever seen, I love it.
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>>947814561
It's not even a troll.
He does this every day. A troll actually changes his fuckin jokes.
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>>947814561
>basement dweller
t.r/fuckice user
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>>947811423

I don't, because I'm not there to begin with.
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>>947811423
No 4channers are going to Reddit. Plenty of Redditors are coming here though.
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>>947814840
Tfw reddit will prolly oulast us
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>>947811423
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Have 4chan and Reddit ever teamed up?
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>>947815199
Well they took over 4chan so.....yea. yea they prolly will.
It's not like there's been an original thread on here for the last at least 3 years I been back.
They don't even make it to page 10 anymore unless the lognigger spams them out of existence, his ONLY fucking use(not that it matters since they copy paste my responses from a week ago too)
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>>947815377
If you consider wokescolds invading 4chan from 2016 and onward a team up, sure.
Otherwise no, their cultures are wholly different from each other and back in the day Reddit was about having a strictly enforced consensus and collecting updoots for validation, while 4chan was about having a place to anonymously espouse individual opinions without the social pressure to conform to a rigid consensus of what is the correct thing to think.
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>>947815783
You can smell the eastern world on this post cause they just assume white people are like this.

You can settle down Mohammed, they already don't want you in the UK, don't draw more attention to yourselves.
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>>947815783
Punk grew out of skinheads and skinheads formed around liking Caribbean Ska music and through that made them feel kinship with dreadheads who were largely a bunch of black men and women who also like Ska and later on Reggae music.
Black people were part of creating punk you mong.
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Why is everyone here so angry all the time
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>>947816004
Fun fact, niggers were calling eachother niggers casually before anyone made it a racial bias argument.
But niggers won't admit they were where the word came from and why wite people used em so casually after listening to them.

God this world's history is fuckin wild.
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>>947816027
Because you can vent any emotion on here without some authoritarian pearl clutcher trying to ruin your life for it.
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>>947816074
I don't give a shit about the word nigger, I was just pointing out how retarded it is to try to throw people out of a subculture that they were part of creating.
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>>947816027
Why aren't more of you angry?

Are you admitting you ignore the problems around you?

I already had people tell me if their life was threatened they'd demand proof of why they'd get tf beat out of em.
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>>947816139
That was kinda why I brought it up, niggerd are what made the word nigger so casual. Only after slavery did they place the full blame of the word on white people, also ignoring they sold their people to everyone.
Just tossing out a tidbit I learned recently. Just remember, they call you racist for using nigger, remind them they are why it was used so often to start.
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>>947816237
You're trying to have a conversation at me anon, no thanks.
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>>947816285
It's okay, anon can have a conversation with me instead
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>>947816285
We're all here out of boredom. You can choose to stay a retard who learned nothing and act like every other redditclone on here, or just say nothing if you don't want responses.
Either way you're a hypocritical retard who came to a public forum to open his mouth and demand no responses xD
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>>947816310
I hope you guys enjoy it.
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>>947811423
Its fine op, get back to old /b seat him have swatted and expose.
Livesteeam and release the info
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>>947812224
his best role was in bill and ted though
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>>947816352
Dude I already knew the shit you were telling me, I was talking about the history of skinheads, dreadheads and punks and you responded with the unrelated topic of where the term nigger came from.
Sure great, you read a history book about what colonial slavery actually was recently, but that info is about as related to the topic I was talking about as last years rice harvest in Vietnam.
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>>947811423
what type of faggot goes on readdit... ffs have some self respect

that site is shit full of retards who have superiority complex and rages with a simple counter argument
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>>947816531
Still relates since they wanna blame us for using the word. Yknow. The word they normalized. Blaming white people for?

We knew about the history of skinheads and niggers in punk too but you felt the need to spout thar out like you were the only person to have learned something on here.


Instead you chose to be a twat over talking about details. That's a you problem. While demanding Noone talk to you spouting this garbage out.

Ftr, NOONE knew what I mentioned till the last 2 years so try again that "you knew" something none of you ever talked about ya lying redditclone nigger xD
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>>947816765
You know what?
You're right.
Let's kiss.
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>>947811423
What a bunch of fucking faggots.
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>>947816812
Aah the everfamous "let's just switch to cringe trolling cause I can't actually discuss historical truth to anyone unless I demand they only listen to me" xD
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>>947816870
You're a better man than me, so give me that dick.
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>>947816916
Quite proud to let us know you came from reddit huh?
You trannies usually are xD
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>>947816916
I'm afraid I have to agree
Enough history for today
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>>947816950
So tsundere, anon-kun~
It's kawaii though
:3
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>>947816956
You say that, and yet the middle east hasn't let it go. And they make it our problem on here and most anywhere online now.


Can't ignore an ONGOING history xD
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>>947817007
u type like a faget woman
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>>947816995
You even have to sound like them for fear Noone will like you isn't that sad xDDDD
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>>947811423
>ITT: Retards argue about which retarded site is more retarded
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>>947817046
You like me, Anon.
I can tell.
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>>947817054
In other news....water wet.
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>>947817071
I like knowing this level of retard can't meme to save their life xD
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>>947815707
Man, it's so good to hear someone else say this, someone who remembers.
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>>947816765
>Still relates since they wanna blame us for using the word. Yknow. The word they normalized. Blaming white people for?
Yeah no, I was talking about an instance where white and black people weren't at odds with each other through a mutual interest and engagement in a subculture based on being working class in the UK and enjoying Ska music.
>We knew about the history of skinheads and niggers in punk too but you felt the need to spout thar out like you were the only person to have learned something on here.
In reply to a retarded image on the subject, making my post on topic.
>Instead you chose to be a twat over talking about details. That's a you problem. While demanding Noone talk to you spouting this garbage out.
I'm sorry for not jumping wholeheartedly into your change of topic into you having just recently learned about shit that is part of elementary school history classes here in the EU where I am from and how that makes you feel vindicated in being butthurt about black people giving you unearned shit for the history of slavery in America.
I was just talking about something else and not really interested in you changing the subject like that.
>Ftr, NOONE knew what I mentioned till the last 2 years so try again that "you knew" something none of you ever talked about ya lying redditclone nigger xD
You're such a tryhard newfag.
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>>947817054
4chan is slightly more retarded but reddit is tenfold gayer so reddit is automatically worse
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>>947817126
>XD
And I'm the tranny??
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>>947817132
The ride never ends.
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>>947817054
Welcome back 2016
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>>947817132
They banned me around then and went on hiatus for a few years.

Came back everyone was gone, couldn't mention go back without it being marked as spam, people still getting banned etc. The word I had from the getgo was reddit had mods invade the discord or something for the 4chan owners and banned them and at least half of the site(think it mightve been when the Gmail update happened that autolinked emails).
After that, word I had was it was just a bunch of tranny reddit mods ever since.
Between that and all the fbi slaps who tf really knows anymore? This site will be gone soon enough.
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>>947817181
Hey retard, you got responded to and told me not to talk to you....in a public space. About knowledge you didnt have claiming you knew it all already.
Over a topic that had nothing to do with what was on the board anyway xD
Classic redditclone thinking he's an og to the site xD
Keep copy pasting your talking points then, I'm sure I'll see that image on 5 more threads now anyway. You clearly keep those images for these threads anyway.
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>>947817208
Someone doesn't even know how xD started xD you're such a fucking cult member it's hilarious xDDDDDD
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>>947817435
Your rage bait is subpar and you shits all retarded.
Also what image are you claiming that I posted? The one I originally replied to?
Why would I post that and then argue against it?
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>>947817459
Only faggots and niggers need pseudo emojis or any emoji as a matter of fact
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>>947817534
So you're admitting your pretending to be the person i responded to?

Classic redditclone who can't stand when he got more attention than he wanted xD
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>>947817551
That why you guys repost the exact same memes on here loke it IS an emoji?



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