THROTE OBLITERATION
Ploppin
Its been like 15 years of this and i think id be sad if it ever stopped. The logposter ended up being the last light of /b/ amidst endless redundant porn threads
>>947874746>"I only regret that I only have but one throte to lose for this log." Nathan Hale.
>>947875247porn is popular here spammeryou arent and watching you pretend otherwise is actually quite painful
>>947877803Who keeps pooping down my throat?
>>947877803You are literally painful to watchGrow up
>>947877803Dunning Kruger
>>947883298All me. At SIXX AM every day, I skip the shower, pop two or three frozen dinners in the microwave, brew several pots of coffee with added caffeine pills, fill a couple of milk jugs with water and ice, grab my laptops and phones, throw all my shit in some crates, lug it down to the basement- taking two trips- and, after seeing mommy off to work, start shitposting on my commode by SIXX TURDY. I shitpost all day, taking micronaps between posts so I don't have to actually sleep at any time. Any talk of bots is just an attempt to belittle my expertly crafted routine.
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>>947874746
>>947875247Just when I thought it was safe to yawn again....
>>947877803You have mental problems.
Hey guise I farded
>>947888650
>>947888650I trusted a fart once... I'm STILL trying to clean it up...
nigger
>>947893175Real mature, E...
>>947874746I don't get why you come to this board and spam it every day what fucking mentall illness is this.You're fucking killing /b/ asshole.
>>947894571I don't get why you come to this board and spam it every day while accusing people actually trying to post random content of spamming, E, but you don't see me shilling.
>>947894622What the fuck are you actually talking about I didn't post this thread fucking dipshit.Nobody here is named E either.
>>947894706You are E and you are spamming in our thread. You say you don't like these threads, but you've been here for hours. You refuse to leave. You do this EVERY DAY. You're OBCESSED, E!
>>947894806Fuck you asshole I'm not dealing with your gaslighting bullshit just stop spamming the fucking board.
>>947894880OK... :(
>>947894571>>947894706>>947894880Take your meds E.You're getting agitated, again.
>>947894880get yourself throted, buddy
>>947894898>>947894977Samefagging nigger we all know it's you shut the fuck up.
>>947895013Profe?
>>947895001SHUT UP
>>947895036AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>947895036Grow up.
>>947895036That's it. I'm making ANOTHER thread because you posted this immature nonsense.
>>947894977Keep repeating the same E. mantra, because that's all your autism allows you to do
>>947895329The only fucking autistic one here you because you're hyper fixated on eating shit it's disgusting fuck you.
>>947895422Proof?
>>947895422He's defending you E.Meds.
>>947895552SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP GASLIGHTING ME And there fucking nobody called E here actually end your existence FUCKING FAT ASS
>>947895329>>947895422>>947895610
>>947895610Uh oh, stinky.
>>947895622YOU ARE A NAZI STFU TRUMPshiWho else posts all the stupid maga pepe threads fuck you.
>>947895670>e-everyone i dont like is the SAME PERSON!!!!!!!Pills, old man.
>>947895670Meds unc, we're all nazis here
>>947896469Shut up, Jones. You weren't kicked out of the Discord for not being a Nazi.
>>947896522Jones is my hero, alsoI have perms to edit the Andy Sixx wikiahttps://andysixxlog.miraheze.org/
>>947896469Nazis are scum FUCK YOU
>>947896620Meds, E.
>>947896620Yeah E were all Nazis eating poop because a clown man told us to.Lol
My throat is a home for his turds.
>>947898570Thats....Kind of hot!
I am a septic tank
I feast on his feces
>>947874746best kind of thread, where can i find out more about this type of thing ?
>>947900447See:>>947896592Lube your fucking throte before venturing too far. You've been warned.
>>947900782It's comes out and it's brown.
>I have zero followers>I am a problem spammer>I am a Dunning Krueger (sic) retard>I spend hours every day creating forced memes that no one likes>I am the most hated poster in the history of this board and possibly the entire internet
>>947874746His poop is brone bros…
>>947904262Fantastic!I am inspired
>>947904262You’re going to put your mouth around it
I am a toilet
>>947894571potty mouth.
>>947875247Imagine wasting every day of the past 15 years on posting on /b/. I don't understand how the fuck this dude is still even alive.
>>947911873Grow up
>>947911873What the fuck is wrong with people
>>947911873Meds, E
diarrhea
>>947911873Here you are!
I am a bidet
>>947911873>every day of the past 15 yearsIt was NINE years yesterday, It's no wonder you're where you are.... and *what* you are. Some people can't get ANYTHING right.What a dumbass.#9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8
>>947925238Wow, I knew it's been more or less 9 years, but I didn't know we had the EXACT date done. Did we do anything special?
>>947925391
>>947925391Actually, I had planed a big thread yesterday (the 9th) but, I've been really sick for almost a week. It's not the exact day because I can't remember it but it WAS before tax day (US) Early April. I had some good images ready to go but I had to stay in bed most of the day. Stuff like this.....
>>947925850Well, we DID have a sweet 3-day-long thread about a week ago. Eustace was crying and screaming something fierce.https://archived.moe/b/thread/947706678/#q947706678
>>947926106I noticed he's been really tenacious lately. Probably his meds again... or the lack of them.
Did you know that in all 9 years, nobody ever asked me how old I was? Not once. I was either some psycho zoomer bitch =or= a gigantic fatass 400 pound Boomer. Let's get this right.I was born in 1984 and will be 42 next month.I really am rather diminutive in size (I never say small, short, little etc.) but that's about average, here. 5'7" around 120. Well, I'm getting ready to go back to bed so I can listen to this calm soothing music. The nurse is fucking furious.... "DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO LOUD???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoiGaEzbnRUTEE HEE
>>947927779your entering your fucking 60s and watching you pretend we dont know all of this about isd literally qujite painful to watch
No one asked
>>947927982This is disgusting
>>947927922I did
>>947927884>isd literally qujite painfulJesus! Take some aspirin.
What doesn't stink doesn't sink
>>947928024It's art.
>>94792788442>entering your fucking 60s>weit figures>pretend we dont know all of thisYou didn't.
His splashings in the poocific
His Friday fecal feast?
His give it up logfag?
His orthodox ploppings?
>>947928408His *STILL making you squirm,* all these years later. What a fucking crybaby.
His weekend warms?
His renal deuce?
His crap calamities?
>>947928509
>>947928915SO much butthurt.
>>947929064
His friday fermented warms?
His poopoo platter?
>>947929133
>>947929285
>>947929371What a dumbass. STILL can't get it right.
>>947929757tick tock...
>>947929841
His mounds?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GOT, JUST GIMMIE THAT POOM POOM POOMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acJsckmvSwY
sad really
>>947930462
>>947930462OK, let me just completely change my life goals real quick because YOU find it sad, E...
>>947930590>everyone is eustace!sad really
>>947930622Dubs loggedThrote clogged
>>947930622>everyone is logfag!*plop*
>>947930646Just you, shiteater
grifter of the decade award
>>947930762Proupe?
>>947930857Ha ha ha ha
>>947874746Due to Shit Swallow??
>>947933672Due to...the Cheese TaxOh, remember this great American song?!?!You gotta pay the cheese tax every time you're cookingWhen the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes lookingThe rules are the rules and the facts are the factsBut when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax
>>947933832You gotta pay the cheese tax every time you're cookingWhen the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes lookingThe rules are the rules and the facts are the factsBut when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax
kek
>>947912042Shit swallow
Poo
>>947888650E before the slidd
How come his poop stinks so good
>>947944386Skibidi?
His feces are fantastic!
>>947946225But what about his turds?
>>947946259Rough due to dehydration
Give me poop
>>947874746I HAVE OPENED MY HOLE TO RECEIVE
>>947946868
Total extinction
His Arc de Dump?