>>948287607
copy paste from other thread. be curious to know if others had similar experiences and never went back. my one and only time doing this.

>20 years old, hype myself to go to a massage parlour, end up going to a local home business/massage room in this womans house
>advertised as sexy 20 year old jap, get there and it's a very old 50-60 year old viet woman
>pretty/nice face and huge mom tits (basic t-shirt)
>go inside, nervous af, tells me to take off clothes and put on towel and she lay down while she gets some things
>terrible english, can hardly understand most of what he says
>massage was really good, she tells me to flip over
>begins stroking my dick and tips way too much baby oil on it
>dead silence and there's an awkward 20 seconds of her squishing my dick/some chink flute music she has playing on a CD player
>i reach my hand up and try to grab her breasts (she's still wearing a basic t-shirt) but she moves my hand away and says 'no touch, you lay there and be happy'
>try my best to hold on because Im nervous and dont want to finish too soon
>impossible because she stroking it like a piston
>literally the biggest cum of my life, i cant remember how many but it felt like 5 huge shots
>she keeps stroking it and says 'oh wow, too much, too much'
>im basically dead, legs and hands are shaking
>she wipes it off my stomach and tells me to get dressed
>awkwardly leaving with the worst post-cum shame i've ever felt in my life
>she says something to me like 'you come back, i make you feel good every time'
>never go back
>a few years later the house sold/business is gone
>always wondered what happened to her, literal handjob goat

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>>948287607

>not an an “oriental massage” place, but once there was an oriental salon&spa that just opened up in the the town in was in college.
>girlfriend at the time head about it and made a reservation the first week.
>i ended up going with her and it ended being the hottest and most humid day in years in that town and the salon didn’t have AC
>All the people working there hardly spoke any English and communication was mostly by gesture, whe we showed up it was only us and the staff.
>girlfriend had signed up for some super salon package promotion or something.
>Asian chick who was our age starts washing her hair and talking to her in a foreign language
>they start talking (gesturing) about how hot it is.
>asian woman literally takes off her pants and shirt and is wearing just panties and no one working there even bats an eye.
>because it’s so hot, Asian chick naturally starts taking off girlfriends dress also so she is comfortable.
>girlfriend is initially shocked but resorts to a “when in Rome” attitude and shrugs it off.
>anyway naked boobies scene ensues, as an older couple and others come in to check out the place and is try to make sense of why they are seeing a cute college girls pink nipples.
>wasn’t long after that, that girlfriends panties we’re I guess naturally pulled off by the Asian chick to do the full body skin treatment or something like that.
>queue scene of other curious college students and confused old people seeing my girlfriends hairy pussy.
>girlfriend was shocked and stood up and pulled up her panties.
>because the Asian chick didn’t speak English girlfriend went to the managers to explain the situation
>her face when the older couple mamaging the salon literally didn’t understand either
>they were confused as girlfriend had to pull down her panties again to explain the situation
>they were still confused because she bought to premium package with everything which included some whole body skin treatment or someth

>still having trouble communicating girlfriend, who was kind of a shy girl said fuck it and took off her panties and sat nude in the salon chair as people watched her get her whole body treatment.
>they ended up offering girlfriend a discounted service to use her for advertising.
>she ended up having fun being naked in front of people and accepted and they took photos of her in the saloon chair for their website.
>anyway people in the town became really confused why girls were naked I the salon for this premium service.
>owners equally confused.
>turns out they weren’t doing anything illicit so they were allowed to continue their service
>eventually the owners ascertained the cultural nuances of the town and modified their service, but that was certainly a crazy first few months for everybody seeing my girlfriend naked as she went to get her salon stuff done.

>>948287607
how do i get a blowjob in a place like this?

>>948287607
I drive past three of these things every day on my way to work… a few times I pulled up to go inside with $100 cash but I always chicken out

Use rubmaps. Check reviews for quality and what is offered.

Go to venue, get massage and handy, or fuck, depending on service offered and preferences.

Easy, low effort, the best option in the cursed USA.

Any aussies from qld got recommendations

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>>948288897
Is this ai?

think I'm gonna try one of these places this weekend

>>948289697
Several in Brisbane area, heard good things about tiktok massage in Carina (if a bit expensive). Used to be a couple places I visited in the valley several years ago, one run by an older Asian lady, not the best body, but gave a good value massage and HJ.

Google aus99 forum, good source of info there

>>948289556
They paywalled the reviews? I used to go on there and read them for fun kek

>>948290490
Thanks mate. Are the old gooks better to go with? More experienced/cheaper etc?

Have gone to many, mostly in japan (where I live). Went to a few when I was in the US. In a nutshell: if the girl is into it you’ll have a good time. That’s maybe 5% of my experiences. The other 95% is that the girls are human trafficking victims at worst or just doing it because they have no other skills, and it’s a soul crushing experience. Post nut clarity is rough in those situations. That said I’m an addicted degenerate so I still go back, and just regret it every time like an idiot. Have cut down a lot lately though.

Best experience I had was here in Japan. After my second visit the lady took a liking to me and I started getting all sorts of extras for free. She’d give me a killer massage for an hour, have me flip over, and she’d strip and basically sit on my face and start sucking my cock. She loved a finger up her ass and let me do anal once (was really painful for her so I didn’t push it again). Fucked her god knows how many times. Literally can’t believe I never got an STD but I tested myself for everything under the sun after she got arrested (yep, that’s how the shop went out of business). She was Chinese, wonder where she is now.

Spent literally thousands of dollars at that shop alone lol.

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why not just jerk yourself off? I don't even really like handjobs from girlfriends, always prefer a blowjob or sex.. handjob i'd rather do myself.

>>948290720
Honestly it's hit and miss, sometimes yes because better experience, young ones tend to be more mechanical and more expensive. Should look up girls who work privately too on Escorts and Babes, again hit and miss and a lot of ads use fake pics

>>948290747
Are you a Jap or a white westoid?

>>948291638
there is no world where a decent looking broad is jerking guys off in an asian strip mall

>>948287607
I don't do asian massage parlors but I have used hookers. I just finished fucking one an hour ago and she had a nice round ass in doggy.

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>>948290720
>Are the old gooks better to go with?
Sydneyfag here. Personally I love older Chinese women. They love to fuck and are uninhibited and fun. Out of the many I've fucked I've only had two bad experiences. Generally 45+ Chinese women are the way to go. They are cheaper and you often get more bang for your buck with them. Having said that I've had a few good experiences with younger women too, but I've developed a bit of an addiction for Chinese milfs and gilfs.

>>948292082
wow that is fucking disgusting

>>948291826
>there is no world where a decent looking broad is jerking guys off in an asian strip mall
You've never been to Singapore.

>>948292115
imagine getting caught there and instead of an american slap on the wrist you lose a hand or something

>>948292087
That's because it's AI, a real image of a real an asian woman who is old will look worse

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>>948292143
They have legal prostitution in one zone of Singapore. So even Singapore has less hang-ups about prostitution than America. Also they don't chop hands off in Singapore it's not a crazy Islamic country.
>>948292144
>That's because it's AI,
No it isn't you retard. It's an image of Sizuyo Maeno. She's a JAV performer who does granny porn.

>>948292325
>No it isn't you retard. It's an image of Sizuyo Maeno. She's a JAV performer who does granny porn.
Cool story jewboy

>>948289118
>pay money
>do international gesture for blow job
>get blow job
it's not rocket surgery

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>>948291850
>she

>>948292325
Got any other jav grannies you can recommend?

anyone got a paid rubmaps account to check reviews for a place for me?

>>948288009
why didn't you go back, retard?

>>948292082

Older asian girls in general, I've been railing a 36-ish Filipina lately and she's super hot to trot.

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>>948298124
Yeah they can be good. Around my area they are mostly Chinese but older Asians in general are good.

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>>948297968
I agree, what he described was fucking awesome lmfao

>>948288009
>advertised as sexy 20 year old jap, get there and it's a very old 50-60 year old viet woman

Kek

>>948287607
I’m way too awkward to ever do this even though I really want to

>>948300478
I also have a thing for old chinks. Any good stories?

>>948287607
I went to one of these and they only massaged me. Waste of time

>>948306534
this is my fear lol, i will go there and get nothign out of it

>>948288009
funniest shit ive read on here in a long time

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>>948302800
Yea it’s haram in Germany

>>948287607
Had a gook whore ask if I wanted the wax job. FUCK YEAH I DO!! She slathered up me dick and got it really hard then lead me to a table and started stroking it like I've never felt. Suddenly, she fuckin screams out BON-ZII karate chopped my cock and wax shot outta both my ears!!!
True story Bros

>>948287607
>Let’s hear some stories and get some tips
*Lets LARPFAG and goon

>>948315419
?

Been to a couple. Before you go, clean yourself and dress like you own your car. Take a few slow breaths, don't be nervous.

If you get there and all you see is nothing but a chart listing rates, you're probably in the right place. You pay the nice lady for her time right then. That's the house fee. The pricing schedule makes it look like a full hour is a deal, but consider that the house takes in a little more selling two half-hours.

An actual LMT has laws and techniques around draping and contact, even and especially if you're allowed to "dress to your comfort". Instead, the ladies here will not read you staying in your undies as a tell that you're a cop, and will manage to work them off you over the course of the massage.

The actual body rubbing might be called a massage, technically, but the ones I've had are all over the place as far as actual technique. Some were sensual, some were just pantomime, and some were dogshit.

You don't have to try to "accidentally" brush your hand on their leg in passing or anything to communicate that you want extras. There's no secret code. Over the course of the massage, she'll start brushing over your asshole and balls, and she'll rub some pressure points closer and closer to your dick. Don't tense up, but don't try to lean too much into it and oversell. Don't moan.

As you get closer to time, the touching will get less coy, and she'll straight up tease you to get you hard. That's when she'll ask you to flip over, and she might even negotiate about what she's offering. At minimum, you'll get a mechanical but competent handjob. You do actually need to relax to finish. If it takes more than a couple strokes, she might even put your hand on her to help. Be polite. The next goal is to get you to come, so she can wipe you down and let you get dressed.

Figure out what you owe her and pay her directly. You'll get a hug and she'll ask you to come back. Ignore the regret you feel in the car, it passes.

>>948316430
Thanks. Are the old chinks better? Even if they are uglier

>>948316543
They all rub your dick until you come, then they cheer, clean you up, and they don't talk. Literally the opposite of the wife experience. I don't know that I can meaningfully compare one pro to another.

I've gone several times to a couple massage parlors in my town
I wasn't getting any with the wife and I was craving physical contact so I looked up massages near me
I found one that had just opened up and made an appointment
When I get there, they immediately lead me into a room and tell me to remove my clothes
I asked if I should be naked and they said "up to you"
So I get naked and go face first on the table.
A Middle Aged woman walks in and immediately starts complementing my body. I guess a lot of older or grosser guys go because she wouldn't shut up about my body
During the massage she's asking me questions like if I had ever been there before which I said no
To be honest, it was a great massage and I felt great during and very relaxed
She spent quite a bit of time massaging my ass and inner thigh. She grazed my sick and balls quite a few times
After a bit, she tells me to flip over which I do
She then starts sort of running her finger nails over my lower abdomen then my shaft
She then asks if I want more and made a sort of gesture with her hands
I was nervous so I just said "whatever you'd like"
Brother, I proceeded to get the best handjob in a long time. I bust huge and when I did she was excited and kept commenting on how much I came
Ever since then I go back every few weeks. I get diffferent people most times but one time I got a hot younger woman, probably in her 20s, and she offered me a whole body massage which basically means she gets naked, oils herself up and grinds her body against mine
I totally suggest going if you are in the fence but just be warned nothing may happen the first time if you say you've never been there before

>>948316656
Thanks, I just thought the old ones would be more experienced etc.
What kind of stuff do they say during? Do they talk?

>>948316825
So the old one was still the best?

>>948317142
Conversation is not my or their priority. They're usually pleasant people, though, so you can try. One lady just kept trying to sell me on a hot stone massage, but I only had handjob money so I had to keep declining.

>>948317159
I mean yeah kinda
They have usuallly been doing it longer and are more experienced
They don't mind chatting you up with stroking your shaft and running your butthole
The younger girls were good too but I felt more relaxed with the milfs

>>948317436
great advice, thank you

Family lived in Philippines when I was in highschool for parents work. Older brother paid our really young maid to dress really skimpy when cleaning the house when parents were not there. Eventually paid her to fuck me. Spend junior year of hs cuming in this bangin filipina chick.

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>>948292325
>>948300478
>can't believe I paid nearly $200 to eat that out a couple of weeks ago
But basically OP, if it's Chinese-owned, expect usually just a hand job; if it's Korean-owned, you can usually get FS. BUT, there is a huge upsell. Try not to get addicted.

"oh wow you so hansum"
"come on baby cum for me"

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>>948318349
>"come on baby cum for me"
>damn, I'm not even close. gotta force it or she's going to leave me with blue balls
>it'd be a lot easier if she'd slow the fuck down and didn't have hands like sandpaper

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>>948291528
The good ones are very very good at it man. I agree most women are dog shit at hand jobs and hand jobs in general are already meh, but there's some talented women who have a ton of experience and know how to make you shoot like an animal. You have to try different places when you start and always try different girls until you find someone you like. It's the same for any one-on-one service industry. There was a Chinese woman in her 40s with implants who was hot as fuck and would talk dirty to me and even get loud about it if I stopped by late, she fucking ruled. "YOU GONNA CUM? CUM FOR ME, CUM FOR ME BABY, SHOOT THAT FUCKING CUM FOR ME!!"

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>>948306022
>Any good stories?
I pay the money, fuck her and leave. What is there to tell?

>>948287607
>be 45, British
>have used parlours and indies for years
>always had regular partners too
>the key is finding a decent parlour that isn't over priced and had a decent roster of girls

Yeah, I just went recently for the first time. Its not that much of a story but I think I've fallen prey to my next money sink. I don't really have any tips or tricks unfortunately. It was a pretty straightforward experience for me.

>be me
>drive by amp, couple cars in the lot so I go fuck off for about 30 minutes.
>come back. Empty lot.
>as I pull in another guy shows up
>let him enter first wait like 2 minutes
>walk in, hear questionable sounds.
>i hear from the hallway, "hello? You here for massage?"
>moment of truth. Hoping im not about to see a fat old dragon lady.
>she appears around the corner. Tiny little thing, maybe in her 40s.
>yes
>"okay, only half hour."
>pay the lady. Undress. Wait for what's next.
>comes in takes her lab coat off revealing more of her tiny body in a sexy dress.
>maybe a 2 minute massage, with small talk.
>I got a thing for broke English man idk why.
>starts founding my dick and balls. Im sucking on her tits and grabbing her ass and rubbing her pussy.
>instantly ready to go, so she tells me to flip and she starts telling me her prices.
>full service please. Just won 300 off electronic roulette.
>bj then she starts riding
>comments about my dick a lot and im diamonds rn.
>she gets off and says "you fuck me now"
>fuck her. blow my load
>wipes me down with a towel. And I get dressed.
>she starts hugging and kissing me, "what your name? Next time you call ahead. Take a bottle of water. Take some candy. Take more."

Im sure thats the classic move to get guys to keep coming back. Made me feel like my dick was the best thing to happen to her. Worked on me lol. I think I'll be back at least one more time.

>>948290126
that or a new kind of autism.

>>948323833
lmfao
are any of these stories true?

>>948323847
bro this is 4chan. disinfo is our major export