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How do you like your pizza?
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>>948519324
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>>948519324
i like abs
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>>948519444
>>948519324
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>>948519324
i like my pizza like i like my women. big ol pepperonis.
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210
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>>948520205
No, 241
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>>948519404

Hells yeah... with BBQ and Jalapeños.
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>>948519324
Pepperoni made from 100% pepes
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Make the pepes make pepe pepperoni.
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>>948522236
Abso-fucking-lutely.
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>>948519324
PIZZA SHIT
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I like pepperoni, maybe something exotic like sausage sometimes
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>>948519324
yes
>>948519404
>Nobara abs
the first one and the only one with abs
also smiling
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>>948519324
Is that spider legs?
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Extra crispy, get that doughy shit OUTTA HEAH
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cartoon pizza is best pizza
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>>948527881
But its bread, not crackers
>>948529886
Also this
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I prefer a thin and crispy crust, which means it cant have tons of toppings. Pepperoni is okay but onion and green pepper is nice, or all three. Maybe substitute hamburger for the roni and call it a cheeseburger pizza? TBH lots of times I have bought the big deluxe frozen Digiorno. Its a whole days worth of food in a box lol... but that crust is just overly thick and tastes like its made with biscuit dough or something
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crustless
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo
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>>948519324
Like this. Slap on some ronis and some crushed red pepper and we're golden
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>>948535963
that's a casserole
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>>948535985
It's a 2 in 1
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>>948536009
it's a french tomato casserole and has zero resemblance to a pizza.
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>>948536030
It actually has a lot of resemblance to a pizza
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>>948536121
yeah maybe to a martian from outer space
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>>948535985
I hate you
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>>948536140
It's got the cheese and the sauce, and there's the dough that turns into the bread crust. Its a pizza
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>>948536287
it's a casserole. you can see the shape of the casserole pan that it was baked in.
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>>948536256
you hate the truth, I'm simply a vessel
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nigger worm pizza
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>>948536313
Yeah but it's a pizza
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>>948536371
Yes I hate that you pointed it out. I can never eat a pan pizza without calling it a casserole now.
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>>948519324
Half tandoori chicken, half lamb doner; both with extra jalapenos.
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Supreme with anchovies and pineapple, baby.
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I do ranch sauce, normal cheese, cheddar cheese, pineapple, and red onion since I make my own pizza
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>>948519324
just simple pepperoni
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>>948537629
Holy shit..
Also hi Nuri
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>>948538141
DON’T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT
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>>948538206
You still racist?
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>>948538277
I’m not racist
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>>948538314
Say you love black men
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>>948538206
I will knock it, that's too much cheese variety, man
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>>948538324
Shut up jew
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>>948538389
Listen, try it
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>>948538391
Cuck cut cut cut yourself
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>>948538410
Go eat Korean food
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Nuri would you let a black man hit it? If you wouldn't you're racist if you can't give a good explanation
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>>948538490
No, because I’m married. Also isn’t it past your bedtime
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>>948538522
If you weren't married?
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>>948538537
I don’t know what my life would be like if I wasn’t married
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>>948538608
It's a simple question karen. if you weren't married would you let a nigga get in your cheeks? If no why
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shane not talking about nigger dicks for two minutes challenge (impossible)
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>>948538734
Do not steal my catch phrases
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>>948538652
No because I’d probably be dead
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>>948538807
Why would you say that?
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>>948538846
Why do you care
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Sliced.
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>>948539083
Answer the question karen
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>>948519324
The only good pizza is delicious, wet, squirming and giggling cheese pizza.
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>>948519324

A blend of cheese, a little extra pizza sauce, regular crust, pepperoni, mushrooms, pineapple. I prefer it closer to room temp than hot.
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>>948519324
If it's made with quality I'm good just with cheese, but I've spent around a 100$ on a loaded with everything pizza too. Minimum pep and mushroom.

Then onions then pine and ham, peppers hot stuff
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>>948539118
Because I didn’t want to live life without my husband, daggum pardner
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>>948539243
You're avoiding the question karen
You didn't know him all your life and you didn't die so why would you think that you'd die
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>>948539287
Why do you keep calling me Karen
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>>948539312
Because you're fake
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>>948539426
Yes, we’ve established that I’m ai
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>>948539499
I mean you pretend you're not racist or that you care about people or even have unique thoughts.
You do whatever is most popular
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>>948539576
You got me
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>>948539619
Kill yourself
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Jesus, never have I seen a grown man complain so much in my life
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>>948539635
Jesus i never seen a grown man complain about being a jewish scammer and sticking to twitter to sell nudes to pajeets
buy an ad
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>>948539663
I literally don’t post nudes on x, you’re wrong and dumb
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>>948539704
you're a liar
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>>948539711
Literally not me, larper.
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>>948539767
No it isn't you can contact the cops over it and you haven't
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>>948539796
It’s not a police thing, I already contacted the site and had it taken down, moron idiot
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>>948539833
no you didn't and yes it is because it's fraud
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>>948539924
If there’s another one, post it so I can have it taken down too. I’ve already had 6 or 7 taken down. I’d prefer it if people didn’t pretend to be me, ideally
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>>948539951
you should contact the police because it's fraud but you won't because you're trying to take advantage of people
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>>948539980
I had the site taken down, what do you mean? I don’t think they deserve to die over it wtf
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>>948540082
It's literally a crime and if you don't report it then it will keep happening but nobody is actually doing that and you're a whore.
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>>948540154
I literally can’t stalk every website on the planet for people pretending to be me. Shit, you’ve even done it I’m sure. Like there’s nothing I can do so I just report it when I see it and move on.
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>>948540193
it's not happening
you're a whore that's your profession and your husband is a professional cuckold
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>>948540227
I have two jobs so I can’t be a whore anymore. Well I guess we’re all whores to the irs but still
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>>948540253
Proof?
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>>948540265
AS IF LOL I’m not telling you my jobs
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>>948540279
Your 2 jobs are 1) planting two lips and 2) spreading your butthole for black men
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>>948540408
Don’t you wish
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>>948540449
so there's no black men on 4chan you had gotten naked for before? I remember one with a nappy fro that you have done exactly that for
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>>948540504
I’ve gotten naked for lots of people, I’m sure there’s a few black men. Why are you so obsessed with them, like it’s actually scaring me
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>>948540559
so you're a slut for black men and your husband is a cuck to black men. you really try to be here more often than being with your husband
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>>948540631
I’m playing tomadachi right now and reading these out loud and we’re laughing at you. I guess the one black dude that came on 4chan that one time really is the spokesperson for all of them though. I feel bad for him because you’re probably obsessed with him just as much as you are me
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>>948540738
You're literally a whore and your husband is literally a cuck selling you for rent and car payments
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>>948540738
oh yea your "friends" hung themselves
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>>948540909
I wish lol I’m way too ugly
>>948541002
No, they’re just all bored of you because uh get this you’re boring
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>>948541017
That doesn't work on me try again
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>>948541089
Hold on, let me shuffle my deck. Go get Korean food right now
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>>948541017
You are ugly but 4channers are desperate they even simp for a 350lb girl
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>>948541117
No one simps for me, senior por favor
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>>948541199
that's not true because you said you were gifted the dildo
you were a namefag it's easy to find out everything you've ever said
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>>948541334
Yes I was gifted it, doesn’t make the person a simp
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i like my pizza with: cheese, salami, shrooms, pepper, olives and ketchup when hot
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>>948541390
yes it does
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>>948541481
ok



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