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>>948722421FIRST
Can’t wait for kikes to shit this thread up with propaganda
>>948722421>british humorEngland is filled with people from the movie Idiocracy
>>948725186>comes to a ylyl thread and doesn’t want to laughWatch out guys this guy is going to win
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>>948725380I don’t get it where is the joke?
>>948725521some merry pranksters in Cumbria
KEK
>>948729977HahaNUFFIN
>>948725380Excellent show.
>>948729795>>948729707lost
>>948729879Golden retrievers have the highest bite rate of any dog. This is a statistically fact.
>>948728407The meme isn't wrong, only a drooling retard would think that actual whore would be good for anything other than a doorstop.
>>948730312>Golden retrievers have the highest bite rate of any dog. This is a statistically fact.
>>948730398Shouldn't you be bleeding out in some ditch in Iran?
>>948729776lost LOL
>>948730312That's literally falseThe highest bite rate, attack rate, and death rate of all dogs is the nigger bullPitbull : 284Rottweiler : 45German Shepherd : 20American bulldog : 15Mastiff : 14Husky : 13Labrador retriever : 9Boxer : 7Doberman pinscher : 6Nigger
>>948730442Shouldn't you be dilating
>>948730312lmao you're a grade-a certified retard
>>948730048Holy fucking RedditA stoner doesn't talk like that, a Redditor doesA stoner would argue they wouldn't sell their shit for weed or suck dick for weedI know from personal experience telling them they're addictsThey all have the same argument
>>948730672Didn't ask.
>>948730688Didn't ask who asked I'm telling
>>948730734Your examples mean nothing. Nobody needed your wrong opinion.
Get real chess understood. By the graphic of a eight by eight board, you should be able to conceive it's wrong. It's actually a 10 by 10 board. One new piece makes a L shape short/long.
On a 8 by 8 board, a lot of the time you're making a pointless move to forward the game. 10 by 10 is pure.
>>948730398Lost
>>948729702Apologize?! LmaoThis is some jewish shit if I ever saw it. Natives should be thanking us for allowing them to live and giving them civilizationUnderstand, jewboy? Kike ratAlso kill the jannies
>>948730620Based Retrievers.
>>948730620I've only ever been bitten by one dog that wasn't mine and it was a labrador. apologize
>>948730655Can you remember the last time you went 12 hours without seething about trannies?
>>948731974you're retarded and don't understand the framing of that image. probably because you're a bot
>>948732765>muh cherry picked exampleyour captcha should've been a simple statistics question so i don't have to read your retarded drivel
>>948722421Lol, lmao even
bunker trannies is on da movebunker trannies is loose
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>>948730312You've angered the tranny faggot. Good job based anon have a (you)
>>948730672You're literally doing it now>BLAH BLAH BLAH WE'RE NOT ADDICTS STFU MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE BLAH BLAH BLAH
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>>948739967Delete this right fucking now
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>>948740066it is not an m1 with a door knob, what is the issue?
>>948725380Very funny show
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>>948729707I remember her Wired interview on YouTube and this is exactly what she said.Nice one.
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>>948725380Bill Bailey isn't funny.Nathan Barley is one of the best shows out of the UK.
>>948729600http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2698507.stm>It's real
>>948729717>Ricky was a young boy...
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Yet another YLYL with nothing to actually lose to.
>>948729879Black dudes won't get the metaphor
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>>948729985I'll never get over how her name can be pronounced Jizz-lane. Like, the warning signs were right there. Her parents knew what was up.
>>948729719I'm gayer than Liberace and this enrages me
>>948741720In case of of bear attack ... lol
>>948741884Nothing wrong with being a normal homo. That shit however is just nonsense and ruins the reputation of your normal gay folk.
Which bathroom, fuckers?
'scuse me, this is my stop
>>948730620NTA but dog bites are self reported and most people can't tell dogs apart and call anything bulldog or bully shaped a pitbull
>>948742238Who the fuck puts the lettuce on the bottom? Communist detected!
Stand back ladies, the party's starting now
>>948742322Willing to bet nobody confuses a Golden Retriever with a pit bull
>>948732765Did the Labrador rip off your face or chew on your arm until it had to be surgically amputated afterwards due to the extreme amount of damage?
>>948741884>>948741974Just don't read it then, retards.
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>>948742461Morons in my area reported seeing a cougar. Everyone was freaked out so a trailcam was set up. It turned out to be a beige house cat. Self-reported "facts" are meaningless
i'm only here for the political memes and AI tranny porn but so far this thread hasn't delivered. :(
>>948741799*sad masturbating noises*
i just got a 44k reddit post about a neighbors smoke detector beeping removed
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>>948742668>just close your eyes bro>just walk away!
Imagine Christmas morning with THIS
>>948743851something is better than nothing (have sex)
If this chick asks if you want to ride her itchy pussy, never fear!
>>948743851That gave me a jump scare
>>948743948I'd fear that scummy water might give me swimmer's itch tho
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>>948743851i knew a big nigger guy that gave his son a black My Buddy doll back in the dayKid went on to strangle his wife and drown her in the bathtub
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>>948745420why are humans so good at pattern recognition
>>948745420well, most of us
>>948742313>THIS IS MY STOP
>>948728407Keep poll bs out of ylyl
>>948745432>>948745451>Dancerballet or tap?
>>948746295>gentlemen's clubin my city a gentlemen's club is where men go to suck each other off thru gloryholes
>>948722421Already lost at op, good job
>>948746369>Faggottown >Population: (You)
>>948729738>TrampaKek
>>948742970Yes bro and the ones looting and burning down Ulta are astronauts and doctors. Get a clue.
>>948742313wtf this picture must be old as shit where did you find that?
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>>948745451Must be hard-working manWhite or Hispanic and not racistIt really thins out the fucking herd now doesn’t it?
>>948745636>raising a tribeThere becoming self-aware
>>948742030have eaten worse, for sure..even looks decent
>>948754245Found the brit
>>948744988Probably unrelated to the doll
>>948729819lost
>>948751263retarded
>>948725186Joyless cunt
>>948745627Surely she has killed it or herself by right.
Where's the funny?
>>948766172Be the change you wanna see
>>948766254you first, faggola
>>948760791no need to sign your posts, newfriend
>>948767152>I'm a miserable little bitch and it's everybody's fault but mine
>>948767152You just responded to one dip shit
>>948725521At least it's not Cockermouth.
>>948767801>>948767865replying twice to me doesn't automatically make you funny by consensus, dipshit
>>948767865you better have a triple ply trash bag to cover her head, ugly bitch>>948768488
>>948768643wat? no thanks. i don't samefag the way you do. but yes, she's ugly as hell
>>948767865You are a pedophile.
>>948729956I don't see fox news listed you retard
It's 100% successful when I do work. If you know I'm working- know it's 100%.It's just a manual do with max intelligence.Nothing special. But I've got that too.I made millions/billions of trillion by selling the hell smith to God for 3 months of it's run time up front. We could only do that long before it became evil, we'd probably lose it after a short period and it wouldn't be as stylish. I've now an alternate use for it, to help God.We have a different building selling complex shit, and it's forever lawful.
I could be making 1 trillion per short segment of time via interest. Don't worry. I will sort money.
I also discovered new shit.I did a couple of god requests.I predict 10s of million or billions.I Can't See
>>948754849This one got me.
>>948769375How old is Greta now?
>>948770157she'll be turning 42 later this year. feel old yet?
>>948739537Why is the hyphen still there? Bad shoop. Very bad. The worst.
>>948725361>so hey>ive been learning this...>wait>dont leave yet >ive been learning this guitar part>hold on>thats not how it goes>ok>its like this>you like it?>oh!>thats your favorite song? >oh wow i totally didn't know tha->what?>your boyfr->oh>i thought you guys broke up>oh>well hey congrats>im glad you worked stuff out>ok yeah thats cool>see you later
>>948770387Sure looks like it tho fr
>>948770821it's amazing how women transform after hitting the wall
>>948770157lets do a poll.. imma go with "to old" winning out.
>>948770951>fucking a fucking retardMethinks thou hast committed a typo.
>>948770951too*.. i can spell
>>948771005man i am drunk, at this piont, idgaf anymore, get real dyslexic when shitffaced., my state of mind is redeemable, at least I'm not drooling over a drooling vegetable.
>>948771162>Implying there’s any equivalence between normal healthy sexuality and gay sodomy
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>>948770157She was 16 in that photo, you pedophile piece of shit.
>>94877122716 is legal in the civilized world
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>>948771218You had to prompt a fucking clanker for that image.
>>948771675How is today years old when I learned that there are literally no female lawmakers at all whatsoever anywhere.
>>948771227So, legal in both my home country and hers?Okay...
>>948771218>boomer "humor"Yeah Debbie Does Dallas! The bolt-ons!!!
>>948771675If men make the laws, does that mean women sow chaos?
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>>948771900If that's not padding and her boobs are actually that size, I'm not interested.
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>>948769396HAHAHA GET BAITED IDIOTonly reason I post /pol/slop is because you fools fall for it hook line and sinker. free (You)s. get rekt noob. thanks and ta-ta
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>>948775952Who hasn't done this though?
>>948775952Kek Trump is /ourguy/
>>948760081
perfect. image limit reached. now discuss politics
>>948774471Thanks, doc
>>948729707You could create a whole drinking game around seeing how long it takes for an innocent YLYL thread to turn into a Nazi propaganda thread.
>>948771227pedo means prepubescent
>>948778171Only pedophiles make that distinction. The rest of us want you to die.
>>948743687>collectiveget a load of this collectivist.
>>948779145NTA but in my country 16 is good to go.
>>948779531You're basically admitting you would go lower if it were legal, pedophile
>>948780213I think 16 is a reasonable cutoff
>>948742206Whichever one you're in.
>>948777793womp womp not your safe space gb2reddit
>>948729819lostI admit if I saw this guy I would be triggered
>>948739503if you're cold, they're cold
>>948776007I know, right
>>948779452the "collective physical and mental well being of society" is a thing that exists without anyone being a collectivist, tho
>>948772072damn, not bad, not bad at all
>>948771227Never seen a white knight on b. Not only do you not touch grass, but you also never talked to women. Lol. Lmao even
>>948777793You're the one who posted it you goofy fucktard
>>948771484Lmao
>>948777793You're not fooling anyone. I know you posted that.
>>948730672Dont be autistic. You werent really supposed to read all of this shit. The joke is that there is a huge wall of text
>>948742351woah how did he do this? this image fucks with my mind, my brain aint brainin
>>948730672lots of stoners on redditcheckmate
>>948740066I love guntard ragegrow up little boy
>>948730672>They all have the same argumentSo why do you continue assuming anyone gives a shit about your opinion?
>>948754329old and tired?
>>948774263I know that language.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4RjDTbOLMA
>>948780213And?
>>948739537Thanks for the red circle. Would not have been able to laugh otherwise.
Moar funnies
>>948741624Poor Star Wars kid.....
>>948742206Bathroom? Who cares? Locker room? The one your kid is in.
>>948730672the jokes write themselves with this guy lmao
>>948730672So you're saying you suck dick for weed?
>>948722421How did they get a swimsuit on a pig?
>>948740828He's revealed to be quite woke too
>>948730312retrievers are a soft mouth breed
Slight crack
>>948741624Her dad was literally Robert Maxwell.
>>948796380that means they can carry a dead duck without ruining it, not that they don't bite
>>948766180Wait...that's actually possible
>>948796557So their bites are less severe.The pibbul just clamps down.
>>948767152>faggolaI see you are also a man of culture.