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Can we get a comfy gay thread going?
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>>949186616
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Morning faggies!
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>>949189531
Oh shit it's already past 12 wut
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>>949186616
Morning
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>>949186616
Btw, I loooove swimwear like this, every time I put these on he can't keep his hands off me xD But goddawmmmm I can't afford to get a boner in them because it's SO fucking visible!!! I just can't convince him to wear the same because his dick is way too visible in it xD
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>>949193038
Yes!
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mmmmmm feets
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>>949193237
Hehe I keep my puebes shortly trimmed but I do sometimes find it funny to let a little line stick out at the top just like that :P
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>>949193441
Fuck that I shave mine right off
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>>949193465
I just get lazy sometimes x)
But now that you've said it, Imma go to the bathroom and do an elaborate dehairing, legs included. Got nothing to do rn and wanna surprise my man when he comes home. Am fucking lucky that I got Z E R O chest and back hair though. My Portuguese grandpa was a fucking gorilla.
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>>949193538
Are you from there?
because by god seeing hot guys with glossy tanned bodies gives the the biggest hard on
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Bunp
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Feel like my balls would be appreciate here
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>>949196184
Ew, wrong.
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>>949196184
Yeah I like seeing balls but usually in context
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And the context is pubic hair
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I think nerdy guys are cute, yeah.
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>>949196718
I like running my fingers through it
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>>949198627
Try your nose or your tongue
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>>949193953
I'm from Luxembourg but my grandpa was Portuguese. Got a lot of Portuguese people here haha. My tan is like extremely faint. Only noticable in the summer.
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>>949193465
Nice bod
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I’ve never bottomed but I really want to try. I always get told that I was built to be a bottom, but I just can’t decide if the risk is worth it.
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>>949200254
What risk? Enjoyable sex?
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>>949200377
STDs

I got a massage from a guy and he was super aggressive. I just know some guys can’t be trusted and it’s hard to tell one way or the other
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>>949200442
Oh you're one of those
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>>949200454
One of “those” crazies who doesn’t want aids. So strange.
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>>949200525
Yeah sure whatever
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>>949200442
Don't worry, it's reasonable to be cautious. Try to look for someone to first build a friendship with. Try looking on tinder instead of grindr. Or even better, get yourself a boyfriend. It took months before my man and I first had sex.
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>>949200881
Tinder is a good idea. I don’t have to post face there. I’m more curious about the experience than finding a real bf.
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I had a dream the other day a femmy twink needed a place to stay, so I offered to let him stay with me if he sucked my cock
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ofc he was here...
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>>949201363
he literally ruined the rate threads .
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>>949201363
Reid Handbreeder S. Can't past a day without thinking in gay cock he is a faggot in denial. He actually loves cock. All his samefagging is him displaying his deep gay fantasies.
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>>949200881
>built
Show us
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>>949203559
Sorry. Wrong tag. This anon >>949200254
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>>949200442
Talk to a doctor about getting on PrEP. It doesn't protect against all STDs, but 100% prevents the most serious one by far (HIV) which should give you some peace of mind as you explore your sexuality.

It's still smart to use rubbers until you're in a committed monogamous relationship though. Avoid any guys who give you grief about wanting to use them, that's a red flag.
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>>949203559
>>949203579
Haha I was already gonna ask ya what ya wanted me to build, a lego castle? :P
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>>949203736
Haha
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>>949203971
Jeeeeez those are CAKES
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>>949204028
I guess that’s the built part.
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>>949204092
Like MJ said: "Annie are you OK?!"
O_O
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I think I might have commitment issues. It's very painful to think about, especially with a boyfriend
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anyone have a doll or would you consider one?
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>>949204028
Yeah. I’m caked up. Sort of a curse
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>>949204220
so fucking hot
shiny underwear makes me sooo fucking gay
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>>949204628
Not a curse man! And btw, no matter how you're built, do whatever YOU want. If you got the world's biggest cock and you only want to bottom, that's perfectly valid. If you got divine cakes like you do, you don't have to bottom if you don't want to!
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>>949204838
Best advice. Thx
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bought one of these..fucking amazing!
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Needs more twink butt.
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>>949207621
Twink butt is always welcome
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Jesus Christ. Woke up because my neighbours are arguing in the dead middle of the night. Makes me a bit terrified because I've NEVER had anything close to an argument with my fiancé and I'm just afraid to ever have one. I really really really don't like being mad or loved ones being mad at me. Every time I had an argument with my parents as a teen, I had to throw up :/

But at least he's holding me and promises to always talk stuff out and to not raise his voice against me. I really appreciate that... I hope we can be one of those couples who can say we never fought when we're 80 :)
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>>949210675
That's nuts.
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>>949210675
fighting is inevitable
if you get to 80 and say you never fought you will be a liar
it's how you fight, and how you make up, that matters
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>>949212648
Do all couples fight?
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>>949215180
NTA, but any couple is going to have some form of disagreement at some point. If you're never having any form of a disagreement then you may want to ask yourself if one or both of you are automatically conforming to what you think the other wants, a form of self-sacrifice for the others benefit. Years of that can build up hidden stress. Good open communication is vital to avoid external or internal stressors leading to a blowout
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>>949215630
Sometimes I worry about this happening to me. I can be kinda conflict averse
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>got a new job and need to move across town to make the commute more bearable
>won't have easy access to the older guy I've been blowing every week for the last 2 years

Sad times boys
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I mean, I'm not even gay or anything, but I really want to suck a dick, maybe even get fucked by one. Wat do?
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>>949218409
You might as well try it. It's possible to try something and not enjoy it without it destroying your self-image. At the same time, it's possible to enjoy the physical sensation without having to label yourself in a particular way.
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>>949218457
yeah, too bad I'm a total sperg when it comes to interacting with people. I just don't have idea where to look or how even try.
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I think I'm going to go to the gay sauna tomorrow and get fucked by a dude or two
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>>949218627
Just download grindr my guy. Remind yourself it's not that deep and go for it. You can find someone who'll give you an experience and you don't need to be casanova.
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>>949219638
that shit is still around? I tried it once, but they wanted me to pay fo it.
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>>949219709
Same as any app there's lots of upsells. But it's usable in its free state.

>>949219488
I went to my local one a handful of times when I lived in a different city and it was fun. I'd make a whole day of it and do a 24h fast to make sure I was fully clean, then spend time warming up at home before I went. Made the experience very enjoyable. But I am into fat old men, which tend to be the main clientele of saunas, so it suited my very well but may not suit everyone.
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i'm no longer gay, finally
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>>949215630
I mean, yeah we've had disagreements too. But we don't let them boil over into anger and resentment and just try and figure out solutions that work for both. Even though his snoring is cute to me now, it used to keep me awake for nights. So we had to see if I got earplugs or he should get those nasal strips. Well, both were uncomfortable. So we tried making an arrangement where he'd wait with falling asleep until I first fell asleep.

There will always be disagreements and problems, but it's not necessary to fight over them imo. As long as both are willing to commit to a solution.
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hug pile
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>>949223585
Hugggggggggggggg <3
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>>949223596
thank you :)
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Eh fuck... it's gonna be a cold and rainy week... I wanted to have some nice, err, walks outside. But the weekend will be fucking FANTASTIC!!!
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>>949223585
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wwyd if someone hurt your boy
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>>949205994
why is it so expensive :(
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>>949224064
I'd go berserk!!! Not that I can do much physically, but I'd catch a bullet for this guy!
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Using 4chan to decide who gets to blow the other for half an hour. Even is me, odds is my man.
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>>949221503
Zips around your dick and pubes is an impressively stupid idea lol
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>>949224064
death. instant
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>>949224064
i’d comfort him as best i can first and foremost, then confront whoever did it. ninja style, no one would know. not even my man, assuming he doesn’t want me to get in trouble. but i’d make sure it’s handled
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>>949223923
i’m jealous. we’re getting a heatwave next week…sunny and 32C+. and i miss the rain
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this is peak
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>>949224064
They'd regret it very quickly
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>>949225560
I would be very careful unzipping him. He is a sexy guy.
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Now THIS is peak
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>>949228987
Damn. That is hot.
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>>949228987
needs less underwear
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>>949228987
turn around and take the silly thong off
>>949227868
this is still peak
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So what speedo prints does everyone like?
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speedos are ugly
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>>949230389
I wanna buy some new ones with cute or sexy prints. Any suggestions?
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>>949230449
Depends who is wearing them. All the examples in this thread are too old and ugly.
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>>949231297
ok pedo
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>>949232121
>ok pedo
But it's YOUR mind that goes straight to pedophilia, while he said nothing of the sort. Furthermore, what the fuck are you even doing in this thread, anyway?
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I hope my bf has free time this summer when he's visiting the US
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>>949230449
agreed, but no hate
speedos, thongs, all gross
be a man lol i never got the appeal
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>>949235053
I like how they frame things and how easy it is to see wardrobe malfunctions but I prefer what's underneath them
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>>949232775
>>949232121
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>>949236691
i like men wearing men clothes or naked, not some weird inbetween in thongs and lingerie and stuff but that’s just me, i’m extremely turned off by femininity and women
i really mean no judgement, dress how ya want but it’s 4chan so i reserve my right to be frank
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>>949237382
beautiful, just missing hair.
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>>949237406
Yeah just about every grown man has some body hair
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>>949237383
not just you
>i really mean no judgement
oh well i definitely mean judgement
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>>949237382
I like the little one.
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I do like kissing.
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>>949238341
I'd be trying to pull his skirt down lol
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>>949237523
>oh well i definitely mean judgement
thank you, because i do too actually!
i hate women and femininity so much i wish we had a space for gays without certain gays trying to attract mostly-female-attracted-bisexuals with their cross dressing and leggings and thongs and such. it’s clear who the audience is for that and it isn’t us
speedos are whatever, just not my thing
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>>949238341
just WHY what is the point of the skirt like genuinely
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>>949238341
i like kissing too
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Meeting up with a guy tonight :) coffee date followed by some car action. He is really into kissing which excites me
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>>949239640
agp
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>>949239690
what tha- oh. ew
can’t go anywhere without female shit shoved down our throat not even gay spaces anymore there’s an eternal trap thread eternally please
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>>949239687
please let us know how it goes after! be safe and have fun. i love hearing about kissing
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>>949239756
For sure! We started messaging and instantly connected well, so Im glad he is into meeting up tonight. He brought up the kissing first which Im glad that he is into
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>>949227868
if you have an ass like this i will worship it every fucking day so help me God.
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What even IS this thread?
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>>949240531
It's gay
Anxiously awaiting the Eurovision results
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>>949240531
comfy gay thread.
it used to just be a group chat basically but now it’s just whatever lol. ideally it was meant for true gays and only bisexuals that are actively pursuing/dating another male (real male, no troons with cunts, no “i have a girlfriend but-“ shit) but eventually people came and went and it sorta devolved to tranny/femboy chasers and level 1s on the kinsey scale posting cd shit, and constant incest and molestation larp. but Luxemboy always makes the thread brighter with his green texts. i was lurking here since the beginning, none of the original cast shows up anymore not sure what happened.
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>>949240647
did you win, son?
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it still is a group chat
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>>949240889
i think we all just turned our names off kek… shh
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>>949240966
>hair
i’m drooling
nice but why is the poor head covered?
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>>949240812
Oh nah Lëtze didn't make it to the finals but Bulgaria won. Catchy song! BANGARANGA!!!!!!!
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>>949231271

Something pink is always good.
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Should I groom my best friend into wearing a jockstrap and rubbing his ass on my crotch?
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Where do I get my perfect yaoi romance from!? I NEED IT!
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>>949186616
Faggots are a public health nuisance
REMINDER:
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>liberals support homosexuality 110%
>will not accept guns as a right
>homosexuals spread STDs more than any other demographic
>You buy guns or steal them, you dont happily give them away.
>STDs kill 2.5 MILLION people a year globally
>Gun related deaths are around 250,000 globally (according to Amnesty International) not including suicides or accidents.
Fags kill more people than terrorists or niggers with guns ever could.

https://www.amnesty.org/en/what-we-do/arms-control/gun-violence/#:~:text=killed%2C%2023%20wounded-,Gun%20Violence%20Figures%20Worldwide,every%20day%20in%20South%20Africa

https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/data-research/facts-stats/gay-bisexual-men.html#:~:text=At%20a%20glance,for%20gay%20and%20bisexual%20men.
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>>949242262
Yeah but its not like i can be walking on the street and one day get hit by a stray HIV infected semen shot. Meanwhile i can get randomly killed by some retard with a gun. People dying from HIV is mostly natural selection, no one is forcing to not use protection.
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>>949242623
It's a bot spamming that, no use to even reply to it.
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>>949242223
i’m also curious…
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god damn. throwing us below niggers is insane. i get that we aren’t always in our best behavior but man. at least your dad asked me to shoot a load in him
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>>949242223
>>949242788
I found mine through a mutual friend. Honestly, I have no idea how to date/flirt/score. I just got lucky. It mostly depends on luck anyway I think.

I think dating apps are shit, they really increase narcissism for the "desired" people and despair for the "undesired" people. Especially among straights the dating market is fuuuuuuucked. Best way to go about it - I think - might be to just befriend more and more people. The bigger your social circle, the larger the chance one of them is gonna be like "Hey, I know a guy for you..."
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i need my face fucking crushed by an ass before i lose my mind
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>>949242788
>>949242931
lmao i’m so given up that i was literally curious about actual yaoi
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>>949242937
same, hairy please
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>>949242960
Ooooh... Well, I used to sometimes read yaoi manga/manhwa and stuff but I just got frustrated by Asian gay cartoons. It's always smol submissive bottom + big dominant top and half the time it starts off with fucking rape. I'm a fucking midget and I fuck the living consenting shit out of my windmill-sized fiancé. I wanna see that happen as well, not just the same old wine in new barrels.
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>>949243011
THANK YOU LETS FUCKING GOO
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Neeway, it's almost bedtime but first funtime. Thanks for the inspiration.
> Even post ID = he rides my face
> Odd post ID = I ride his face
Good night anons <3
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>>949243234
Fuck.
Yes.
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do gay people like fat, hairy dudes? I mean, I'm one and welp, this >>949218409
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>>949243234
>>949243294
:D don’t forget to breathe
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>>949243129
nice butt, but toilet pics are awful
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>>949243357
true kinda gross but i’m not even looking at the miniature toilet under that gigantic man ass. STRAIGHT!
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>>949243341
yes, many of us do.
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>>949243480
I can be your fat hairy ogre anon, I'm pretty tall as well if that helps
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Teleguard: QCPMF2FR7

22, 8" and athletic.. Looking to be sent ALL kinds of stuff.. I've been down the rabbit hole before.. I need it so bad.. been 6 days since I released. Please don't be shy. I'm soooo eager.
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>>949243567
are you okay with having your ass played with and ate and sitting on my face?
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>>949243658
I can live with that, I hope you like being cuddled a lot
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>>949244123
big bears give the best cuddles
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>>949243342
Hehe, survived! Let's just say that I made him do all the work and now he's tired and asleep. Time for me to stop doomscrolling and sleep as well. Keep the thread alive and gay! Also, he kept stroking my legs so I think he really likes that I shaved them... ah well. Might need to add that to my routine if it makes him happy :D
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Would you date a black guy
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>>949245187
no
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>>949245187
yes!
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>>949245187
Nope. I don’t hate all black people, I just have major black fatigue and wouldn’t be able to handle having someone preach to me about “the struggle” constantly, policing my edgy jokes, dealing with all their family etc. I also have major black fatigue.
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>>949240966
Why is this penis all bandaged up
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>>949243567
nta but the way you described yourself awoke something in me. big chubby musky ogre bf sounds hot
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>>949241242
>>949246714
I was having fun with a balloon, It was very tight
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>Be me
>Gay 19 year old
>Kiss friend
>He no gay
>He run
>Me sad

Why? I want cute romance!
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>>949248794
you deserve a mouth
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>>949238341
Kissing is great.
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>>949203971
>>949204628
Jesus fucking christ id kill to clap those cheeks and have you sit on my face
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>>949218627
Download grindr or go on the website sniffies
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>>949239820
how’s it going?
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any cute stories?
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>>949251163
long time ago i saw my dads dick, it was at the hotel my first time at disney. was never rly gay, but ever since then i always caught myself peeking or glancing at his bulge whenever he wore sweatpants and stuff like that. before i moved out i snuck into my parents room and nabbed a pair of his underarmor boxer breifs, been obsessed with them ever since. is that weird?
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>>949254255
If given the chance, would you ever sucked him? how was his dick?
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>>949255432
nice balls ! oc?
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>>949255501
yea, thx
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>>949255613
I wanna suck your dick!
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>>949255432
>>949255613
do you have to wear diapers?
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dick in hand
imagining frotting
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>>949256033
show it!
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>>949255991
neh
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>>949255832
hot
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>>949256119
good fag

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>949256119
I wanna suck your dick and balls and get them all inside my mouth!! stroke your dick!!
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>>949256214
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>>949256104
>>949256119
aren't you worried about that thing getting stuck inside?
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>>949203668
Fag.
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>>949255353
probably not, i usually would just imagine us jerking off together.
it was huge.. im pretty big myself, about 8 inches and his was easily about that big. it was fully erect swinging around as he dried off. i was peeking from my bed i could see him in the mirror from my bed. i love the hotels with the mirror and sink that are outside the bathroom.
i still have the mental image to this day
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>>949196184
Baller package

>>949196536
>>949196652
Lol... slathering on dude's with shaved nutsacks like this will change your life!
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>>949256309
a little, but it's too big to go any further. I can easily push it out.
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>>949256525
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>>949256386
wow! that's big!! was it fat? is he circumsized?
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>>949254255
>dad’s dick
>was never really gay
knock this shit the fuck off dude and quit larping incest in our threads and/or seek therapy. this doesn’t belong here.
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>>949242931
Things like grindr are fine for hook ups, but dogshit for anything else.
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in for the comfy gay part :)
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>>949256582
we're both cut and yeah it was lol, mine didnt get that big or fill out its girth until way later close to when i graduated HS.

>>949256616
there's GOT to be something more important for you to be worried about right now
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>>949251163
My boy is a very heavy sleeptalker. Sometimes I can have entire conversations with him.
> Two months ago I noticed he was in sleeptalking mode again
> Start whispering
> Me: "hey big boy... I love you"
> He: "i luv ya moreee"
> Me: "Ooo, why is that? Why do you love me more?"
> He: "yer cuuuute... Wanna marry?... Please?"
> Mf proposes to me in his sleep. We're already fiancés but... That was so unexpectedly sweet I started sobbing a little.
> Me: "Yes! I wanna marry you! You're the love of my life!"
> My sobby voice wakes him up and he asks what happened
> I tell him
> He strokes my head and whispers "Well... I really do wanna marry ya... And I can't wait to give ya the longest kiss ever on that day!"
> Get on eye level with him and lift his chin with my hand & say "I wanna practice first"
> He tells me to keep my eyes open as he moves in for the kiss
> Don't know for how long we were at it but his eyes were staring into my SOUL and I was gazing into his
> Suddenly he breaks off the kiss and says "Fuuuuck... I think I can cum like this... Lie on top of me, will ya?"
> We take off our undies
> I'm on top of him
> My dick against his belly, his dick between my legs (height diff can be a bitch)
> He wraps his arms around me and squuezes a lot of air out of my lungs
> Kissing becomes violent and I slowly feel myself getting dizzy
> Still looking at him, see the battle between lust and love in his eyes now
> His eyes get wider, feel a stream of cum shooting up my legs
> Become extremely horny and completely release myself on his tummy
> He looses his grip and I catch my breath
> We both start to giggle
> Me: "Okay... That was definitely one of the best orgasms I had... Fuuuuuuck..."
> He: "Have a quick look at yer legs babe... The same goes for me..."
> I turn around and see & feel cum over my legs, on my buttcheeks and on various spots of the bed
> Me (sighing): "Guess it's laundry day... Boy..."
Imma wake him up and recreate that right now!
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>>949230389
no print on the front. uni shows the dick print so much better.
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>>949193038
>way too visible
that is the whole fucking point
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>>949258668
Hahah I know I know, but at the pool there will also be minors so I really can't have him wear that there. It would have to be for private settings only :p
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>>949259152
minors don't have dick on the brain. minors don't even shrug when they see properly male bodies. they might think "wow he looks like a superhero" or whatever.
it's the adults with their psychoses who traumatize kids.
give it a try. you are in europe, aren't you? just say you are germans and this is perfectly natural.
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>>949259152
>minors
prepubescents.
anyone who's entered puberty will have hormonal urges and they will take care of them all day every day.
a naked male, no matter the style of clothing, will do to those hormone-addled brains whatever it will.
board shorts or a speedo will harm nobody.
pearl-clutching prude grannies can fuck right off.
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>>949259274
>>949259338
Thing is, it's not like there's an over-abundance of pools in the area and we don't want to get kicked out or shunned like some kind of pariah. Ideally, yeah, we would love to be free to wear what we want and not care about that kind of stuff. But it's just one of those things that's not really worth getting in trouble over. If you don't count the expats, then our country is really overpopulated with boomers who would love to complain about stuff like that. I really wanna keep swimming there instead of having to jump into the Alzette :')
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>>949245187
Yeah of course there are hot ones and nice ones. My bf is probably some kind of mixed race, though I haven't asked, and my state has a lot of black people
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*scrolls up thread*
am i the only one who finds gaping holes to be 2 girls 1 cup level disgusting despite loving ass… not anything personal it’s just a gross sight from anyone
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>My bf is probably some kind of mixed race, though I haven't asked
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>>949260852
Same here. I thought my boy was fully Irish but he turns out to be a bit British as well. That's next-level racemixing.
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>>949260585
The whole idea of faggotry is disgusting, 4% of the population spreading over half of all new STD cases and almost exclusive borrowing rights to monkeypox should make anyone sick. Let alone the fact that being a faggot makes you a genetic dead end and generally a public nuisance.
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>>949242623
>>949242778
Not a bot and that comparison is fucking stupid. You fucking 1000 people in the course of your life is literally the same as running into a mall where an active shooter is going ape shit. Faggots are a disease. Namefags have always been cancer
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Fuck Niggers!
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>>949260852
Yeah he's Brazilian.
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>>949261082
Seems like I got 999 more to go then. Not planning on that though, just keeping it to 1. Have fun keeping yours at a steady zero though!
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>>949261082
i’m in my late 20s and got fucked by one man in my life who was in a monogamous relationship with me for 8 years. gays couldn’t even BE a typical, settled down, married couple anywhere in the world until recently, and it’s still outlawed in most places yet you’re surprised hookup culture exists in our community. we didn’t have any other option until this very fucking generation.
>>949256923
>there's GOT to be something more important for you to be worried about right now
? all i did was tell you to shut the fuck up with the larp and stop shitting up our gay threads with lies about how you were molested and liked it for some reason. took me just a few seconds. and it feels good letting my rage out on you people. also you’re not gay, gtfo
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>>949261252
Some people were just born to sow chaos I guess. But it's /b/ after all.

Also: Meow
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>>949186616
Why do you keep asking that when saying no doesn't deter you?
Why ask for consent if you don't care about it?
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>>949262016
Because a thread is decided by its participants, not its non-participants. If the thread stays alive, there's enough activity to have the comfy gay thread, there will be a comfy gay thread. The question is whether there are enough comfy gays around to keep it going, not whether we can get your individual permission.
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>>949262100
Then just state "Comfy gay thread" and see it if the thread lives, asking if we need another one and ignoring the nos of anons who are tired of gay being forced into everything on here just seems dumb.
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>gay being forced into everything
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>>949262152
it’s /b/. and you clicked into the thread. how many threads are there of men posting nudes of their wives and gfs and past partners without consent? but we can’t have a comfy gay thread? get fucked
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>>949262152
Alrighty alrighty let's whip out the calculator.
> Comfy gay threads is one of148 threads up on /b/ right now
> /b/ is one of 76 boards
> 4chan is one of 200 million active websites
And yet you chose to be specifically in this thread.
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i wish i had a boyfriend to hold me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking bad i can’t live alone anymore
are there actually men out there who are into the whole “i can fix you” thing or is that just a fantasy
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i want to be kidnapped and taken far away
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>>949258816
beautiful ass but this concept terrifies me
i see it on twitter with people with a humiliation kink, its sad
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>>949264747
Yeah I like seeing guys showing off every part of themselves like it's inspection time but the ID part is too much
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>>949265053
>Yeah I like seeing guys showing off every part of themselves like it's inspection time
same, i love knowing what every little bit of his body looks, sounds, smells, tastes, feels like and knowing every single thought in his head and routine and everything, i love closeness so much
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>>949265053
>>949265475
You've given me a great idea. I wanna count the amount of freckles my main has. Tiny problem is that he's a ginger so it's not just in his face XD This is gonna take all evening and night!
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>>949266585
aw that’s cute
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>>949267159
I really tried to but I kept losing count. And everytime I did, he would giggle, which made me break my concentration even more! So I decided to count the ones on his chest instead so that I didn't have to look at his stupid grinning face and he interrupts me with "Wait, ya skipped one there!". I say "Where?" And he pushes my head down to his dick -_- Istg imma strangle him in his sleep.
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I think I might have commitment issues or see sex and stuff as a form of self validation
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>>949265475
Yeah I like seeing and feeling all parts of a guy. As long as he cleans his butt and has good oral hygiene lol. If I'm really into it I like tongue kissing, and I kinda want a guy to sit on my face. I love when they shamelessly bend and spread
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>>949272062

>I like tongue kissing, and I kinda want a guy to sit on my face.
same except i love live and breath that, “like” doesn’t do it justice
>As long as he cleans his butt
cleaning it after the bathroom is nonnegotiable but sweaty ass? hnnnnnnng
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>>949250118
I hope that mouth don't have a beard
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>>949273420
Yeah sweat I don't mind. It's kinda hot in a way
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>>949275492
it doesn’t but you’re ungrateful, you deserve nothing
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>>949276080
drag her
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>>949276080
I'm not ungrateful, I have preferences
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>>949264114
>i can fix you
depends. what fixing do you need? what fixing do you offer?
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>>949276127
*him
>>949276153
i know lol that’s fine just rude to start with so nvm
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>>949276299
yeah i’m fucked
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>>949275661
there’s something very intimate about it
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>>949276299
i just need a hug so fucking bad right now man i’m sorry, not even anything sexual at all it’s just my life is falling apart and i’m so alone
just a virtual hug means everything
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>>949278456
Virtual hug from me and my man! You're getting sandwiched!
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>>949278456
here's a virtual hug from me anon. hope that helps.
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>>949278496
>>949278586
thank you guys it means a lot, i hope everyone is alright wherever they are
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>>949276299
>what fixing do you offer?
that’s the point, they don’t bring any. mutual fixing is just a normal relationship
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Would you date a shy guy?
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>>949282931
yeah but he'd have to get over it soon cause that stuff is tedious to deal with long term
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>>949283123
;(
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>been fooling around with my cousin since we were young
>used to be just casual fuckbuddy sex
>but then we became roommates and caught feelings for each other
>we're not officially boyfriends... but it's getting pretty damn close
>both in the closet
>family would probably flip out and disown us if they knew
>also we're worried our friends would probably think we're gross too due to the incest angle
>wat do
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>>949287099
ritual suicide
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>>949282931
sure
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Would you date a guy with a burp or fart fetish?
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>>949287099
who cares what others think? Are you some kind of fag or what?
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>>949287099
start being bf's.
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bump
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>>949255432
nice catch
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>>949282931
I used to be one but I finally cracked out of my shell last year. It shouldn't be an initial hurdle and it can be cute at times, but building up confidence can really help in many aspects of life!
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>>949282360
it was an accidental trick question. "fixing people" isn't a service like a car wash where you have a menu of things you can offer.
it's more like you're willing to cooperate on whatever comes up.
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>>949276547
>yeah i’m fucked
nah you probably aren't
>>949278456
volunteer in an animal shelter. all of them will "trade" hugs with you, no questions asked.
most people have conditions on their hugs. or it's a matter of "being" close with no hints as to HOW to get close.
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>>949282931
we're all guys. the usual foid bullshit does not apply.
shyness "just" makes it harder to tell if you're welcoming of the attention. and autism makes it harder for you to tell when someone offers you attention.
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>>949287099
>gross
a foid word
dudes won't mind
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