time for lols
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Lmao you pathetic homophobes never fail to make me laugh with your “b YLYL” threads.Face it, most lgbt will be infinitely more prideful than any of you cisgenders will ever be. You are on the wrong side of she/herstory, get over it christcucks.
Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milkTom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wineMost women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a winemanIt's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milkFine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a TomTom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 yearsTom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he diedTom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheeseTom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wineIf a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruiseWhen Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheeseWhen Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruiseThe quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for milkAnd the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise
>>949325075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlRQjzltaMQ
>>949324672>cuil posting
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>>949328893>Video unavailable>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds good one!
>>949331392If only there were free and plentiful VPN connections and proxies and clones and rips.
>>949331520the minimal effort seems like a lot, for something that looked kinda gay in the screengrab preview that was available by hovering over the embed link (no title in the available pic, just what looks like a live music setting)...am i totally wrong wrong about the homosexuality of this link? i can admit it, if i am...
ok, i copied the link to an incognito window (so as not to fuck up my youtube algorithm with gay shit), and bruce hornsby is pretty gay, but that is one of a few songs of his that isn't totally and completely gay (though it may best be suited as the background music at a gay funeral), and you are quite gay for responding to (that) with (this). tldr - i was mostly correct.
>>949331666I don't care satan, you already put more effort into whining about your lazy retard impotence than it would have taken to just use one of the simple methods mentioned.
>>949331769>effortyeah, it's a simple button push to turn on the vpn, but ultimately i was right that it wasn't worth even that little bit of effort to hear an okay-at-best song i've heard many times before, by an artist who is mostly gay. >satan digitspicrel for (You), Mr. 69 Digits
>>949332049Yet here your retarded ass is spending even more time and effort continuing to whine about it.
>>949332120you're confusing me calling you gay with me whining about you being gay. i don't care that you're gay - i don't like you because you're gay, but i don't care about your life, which will disappear when this thread does, if not before. if typing/reading this amount of words is a big"effort" to you, then you're also retarded. similarly, i'm not whining about you being retarded, just pointing out that you are retarded.
>>949332882I wasn't the lazy retard complaining about how much effort it takes to press a button and trying to get someone else to do it for me so they could explain what would happen if I did it myself though, lazy retard.
>>949333137>thinks that continuing to reply is whining, and a waste of time and effort.>continues to reply.
>>949333352No, that was satan >>949331666, you have lost the plot entirely, I am the one who said it was retarded to take more time and effort to whine about region locking than it would have taken to just use a VPN, proxy, clone, or rip to bypass the lock.
>>949333352>Continues To Reply, Episode 9: The Rise Of The Time & Effort Of The Skywhiner don't feed the tolls.burn the troll, pay the coal.
>>949316293Kinderficker Sebastian Leins aus Stuttgart Hohenheim trinkt sich bei der Carolingia Hohenheim Mut an und zeigt dann kleinen Kindern seinen Penis. Der Kinderficker arbeitet bei Bayer in Frankfurt und ist nur nicht im Knast weil Winfried Kretschmänn Mitglied in der gleichen Naziverbindung Carolingia ist. Besonders Andreas Schimpf, homosexuell ist hier schon rassistisch aufgefallen, da er Quotenneger für ein normales Wort gegenüber Deutschen mit Migru hält. Auch Johannes Rehm, HIV positiv ist Mitglied und findet Deutsche sollten keine schwarzen Haare haben. Simon Glaser, ebenfalls HIV positiv denkt jemand mit Migru ist kein Deutscher und auch die anderen ultramontanen Nazis der Carolingia Hohenheim werden komischerweise nicht vom Verfassungsschutz beobachtet, nur weil Winfried Kretschmänn eben auch Mitglied ist, der in seinem schwulen Grössenwahn gerne Mal betrunken behauptet er sei die Presse in Baden-Württemberg. Alles wohl im Rahmen der Verfassung des 3. Reichs. Deutsche sind Nazis. Lol fuck Germany.
>>949333251that's just niggers and advertising
>>949335492(You) had me at:>that's just niggers
>>949320432When did being really prideful of 0 accomplishments become a virtue? I know you’re shitposting but black and gay pride is getting insane.
>>949335732>When did being really prideful of 0 accomplishments become a virtue?the 1960s, accelerating since the turn of the 21st century
>>949320432>the wrong side of she/herstoryI giggled
>>949330867Kekkles!
>>949328647Jesus! Commander Riker really let himself go!
>>949333469*our you black
>>949333823Uberkekkenskitzopostereninger
>>949335732Oh no! You replied to obvious bait! Now the gates of heaven will never open for you! :-(
>>949333415I think if U.S. stayed outta Nam and killed the hippies here, we'd be in a helluva better shape.
>>949336137you could say the same about WW2 and jews...and WW1 and jews.
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>>949336402True. He had the right idea just the wrong way of getting it done.
>>949336402Your Shitler pic looks like a spic out of the Adam's family.Fucking wannabe Jew cocksuckerPic related u
>>949337048Why don't you meet the Jews ALONE in like the Sinai Peninsula, instead of trying to target defenceless civilians You Cowardly , terroristic small dik kraut loving , autistic peasant of a name like Mohammed Von Shneitzelhaust Fritz the third ? That's what I thought . looking OUTSIDE of itself as usual.
>>949324672Thanks I laughed at this
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>>949324672I hope this becomes a pasta. This would age like a fine meme. "true story inbound" got very old very fast.
>>949337562Murdering 60 people in their sleep probably rubbed some folk the wrong way. Kudos to him for fighting back as a slave, but don't expect me to be all aghast at what was done to him in response to his actions.
>>949337595Gonna need to see her body before making a judgment either way.
>>949338639>becomes a pastaTechnically, it already is one. I found it here among the pages of my beloved /b/. Just passing it on.
>>949316293You niggers banned me cause I said yall were Canadians pretending to be Americans and NOTHING will be funnier than thay xD
>>949333251That $140 bottle is trash too and I wouldn’t even pay $50 for it
>>949346473Poorfag. Just stick to the Aristocrat vodka. ;-)
>>949334904that is a french collaborator.
>>949324672I laughed a bit.
>>949333415>World Capitol
>>949337742>"true story inbound" got very old very fast.What's that?
>>949349588Actual True Story Inbound>be me>trying to make it in Hollywood>17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>answer ad because I need money>job described as “general clean up and assistance at exclusive Hollywood party: discretion is a must!”>talk to women who says she is PA for someone but won’t say who>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me>told to show up at specific parking lot at specific night and time>”Make sure to wear brown dress khakis, brown dress shoes, white t-shirt, and yellow rain coat.”>what_the_fuck.exe>ask why>”It’s a theme party... Do want the job or not Anon?”>fuck_me_need_the_money.jpg>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">parking lot night of party>other anons needing money milling about all wearing same ridiculous outfit>transport van arrives with driver and PA I spoke to>drive out to hills>handed toilet seats with ropes attached to wear around necks and instructed to lie down in assigned spots throughout lavish living roomcont'd
>>949350226>turns out it’s massive skat party hosted by my sister>all attendees who effectively dropped feces within toilet seat hole were placed in drawing for prize>Squatting only, to be eligible for prize please!>very offensive odor emanating from my sister's vagina>sister got very into the Cleveland Steamer even making whistling noises like a steam engine as she defecated on multiple chests>surprising amount of skat for slim woman>dry heaving>pay was union scale plus tips>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down>mfw my sister is taylor swift
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>>949333251Ironic... being white, my Bourbon is $20 and my Cognac is $150.
>>949345514I don't need to know the body, if I know she's my soulmate.
>>949337543>San Diego>vasquezyep, the usual suspects
>>949345514foia that shit
>>949336137The real hippies just wanted to live off the land like natives. The ones you saw on TV were commie idiots.
>>949337260>jew kvetching about other people targeting defenseless civilians lollmao even
>>949347736>jew in The Ukraine>"Ooh la la, she was Le French Collaborator!" lying kike
>>949350226>>949350242
>>949342072It happened to slaves that did less, too
>>949356967You're the retarded shit talking fag, mate if anyone is.
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>>949350242Dead
>>949356967Lurk more
>>949361350i'm familiar with the original pasta, but the version here was extra-eeeemely faggy.
>>949335800>Hitler's birthday is 04/20kek and checked
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>>949337692Just remember, Elon actually tried to slam his own car into the planet Mars and was told he wasn't allowed to do that because the car would contaminate the Martian surface. So now, the car is floating aimlessly through our solar system.
