Can we get a comfy gay thread going?Oldie but goldie editionOfficial thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1DWBKk5xHQ
Does anyone else collect fancy speedos but you don't wear them outside?
I could post my huge balls if any gay anons find comfort in huge balls
>>949378047Are you even truely gay if you dont lol
>>949377979No. Kill yourself you faggot retard.
>>949377979>>949378464Something about a bulge behind shiny little underwear makes me feral.
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>>949378579How about grey sweatpants dick prints?
>>949378604fffffffuuuuuuuuuuck. they could all get it, but chocolate cutie on the right is getting double. the contrast of the lilac undies and his shiny brown skin is so delicious.>>949378663i don't want to take from anyone else's joy, but the sweatpants thing doesn't do it for me. sorry. but i get why lots of guys love it. <3
>>949378663ewww grossDudebro clothing is icky to me
>>949378706Fair enough, if it doesn’t do it for you it doesn’t. Figured I’d show off, got a great dick print
>>949378757absolutely, anon. you look like you have a gorgeous penis. <3
>>949378604fuck it. i'm gonna fap to this.
>>949378775Thank you, that’s soft too. It’s absolutely huge not to be a cocky asshole. My balls are large too
>>949378931you're making me hungry.
>>949379024
>>949378011mmm bulge
>>949379054fuuuuuck. i want that inside of me right now. it looks so warm and thick.
>>949379357It’s really massive, and thank you. I’m straight, but don’t mind sharing. I do have a very beautiful massive dick
>>949379398makes me wish i was a woman so i could feel it slide into me, stretch me out, and make my eyes roll back.
>>949379424Big monster
>>949379054>>949379441white guys dicks just look so uncanny and unnatural to me now
>>949378011Not even joking you I could do that when I was 18I used to be a fag who was obsessed with yoga at one time
>>949379868did you suck your own dick
I love both twinks and feminine guys and masculine guys. A 6ft 200lb hairy guy with a little belly and a cute face makes me melt
>>949379441would lick along the underside. <3
>>949380033I did a few times, although its wayyy more fun doing it on another guy because you get the submissive feeling of giving him max pleasure
>>949380312bottom
>>949380241Thanks, would you consider it huge? Gay guys seem to have a much better grasp on dicks than women
>>949377979what are these type of underwear called
>>949381166 shiny wetlook or metallic I own a few pairs they are really fun, they are cheap to buy aswell
>>949381166ugly
>>949381202>>949381246if that is you, looks goodI'm looking forward to getting an epilator and some natural oil to reduce hair growth
>>949381306Those pics aren't me, they are a guy who used to post here way back when named Joel
>>949380889i would call it huge, sure. it's not ridiculously huge like goofy porn cocks. it's a perfect size for riding so that you get a sense of fullness and nice pressure on the prostate.
>>949381365Thank you, yeah I like to think I’m real life huge. What would you guess the length to be?
>>949381414i'm gonna say about 7, 7.5 inches? it's got nice girth too. i would love to sit on it.
>>949381447Close, bit over 8 inches long and like 6.2 inch circumference
>>949381334he looks good I need braces and to remove my body hair I'm not blonde though
Who here is in touch with their feminine side?
>>949381604i don't have a feminine side
I'm spinning around, move outta my wayy!!
>>949381673Its completely okay to love and give in to your feminine aspects
>>949381528>I'm not blonde thoughgo to hairdresser and dye it blonde then
>>949381911I'm trying to get a white skin and my naturally black hair
>>949381783ok tranny
>>949379441Would love to taste that thing
>>949382472Thank you, only been deepthroated once and it was by a woman
>>949382564Iy would be sooo much fun to do it.
>>949382607If you were able to I’d be so impressed, my huge balls on top of my large dick make it difficult to do
>>949381996you can be fem and not be trans hunny
I want a feminine guy with a fat ass to sit on my face
>>949377991I'm really considering getting this haircut again. Had it when I was 17 and idk but it's so cute. Almost got it to the right length now.
>>949381604I want to be in touch with your feminine side.
Can i get a honest opinion is this casual or too much just for the store
>>949385791Are you used to wearing crop tops?
>>949386030Yea
>>949378747RIP Frank Wolf :(
>>949386061I mean I wouldn't mind seeing that lol.
>>949385791Nah, you're golden...As long as it actually is midriff weather where you are. ;)>>949383186However, Is a bit much for a quick trip to the shops.
>>949378069I wanna see
>>949385791I love when guys are unafraid to show midriff
>>949385791i think its too sexual, i wouldnt want you going out like that if i were your bf, im a prude though.
>>949377991I got banned for two years for posting this image once.
>>949378187Eat broken glass and bleed to death from the inside.
>>949385791It's hot. You'll turn a lot of people on. The thought of you going out like that already makes me horny.
>>949385791Do you have a boyfriend? Can I be your boyfriend?
>>949388537Twink bellies are always fun to see. I have a hard time looking away if a guy lifts his shirt or it rides up when he stretches. If I'm lucky I see his belly button peeking out
>>949388624I want to make out with a femboy's bellybutton.
>>949378209This picture is the first time I ever felt truly gay. I was like, wtf, why am I turned on by this? Now I'm a full on bisexual who leans more towards being gay than straight. It's really the one on the left who did it for me.
>>949388703I do wonder what they taste like. I love fingering and rubbing and playing with them. A lot of guys don't expect it but don't mind if I slip my finger in and rub the little nub
>>949378003I was in high school in the late 00's-early 10's and would see guys like this all the time and feel this weird rush but not know what it was because the thought that I was anything other than straight didn't seem like a plausible scenario to me. And yet these beautiful looking guys would get my heart thumping all the time. Anyway, I'm now in my thirties and have never been in a relationship so it's all just salt in the wound.
>>949388855I feel like I'd go to jail if I did that. I'm attractive but I just don't have "it."
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>>949378795>>949378811Imagine being by the pool and seeing this. I'd probably awkwardly walk by several times deliberately waiting longer than I would like to to make myself less noticeable, but he'd probably detect my awkward autism anyway and know that I was doing it because of him.
>>949388919I only do it in the bedroom lol. Outside I don't go around touching guys' bellybuttons
>>949378209this pic is so old, they all must be in like their 40s by now
>>949385791I'd rub my face on that tummy and scratch it with my stubble.
>>949389505Well I would never get that far to begin with 'cause I'm autistic.
>>949389505How do you get into a femboy's bedroom?
>>949377991>>949378129>>949378178Any sauce on him? I can't find shit with reverse image search.
>>949390049He's Joel. 4channer from circa 2011-2013. In the past he went by Joeldumbledore and currently goes by blowjabs.
>>949390144Thanks! Unfortunately no real nude content but I'll let my imagination fill in the gaps.
Hello homos! How have you been today?
>>949390952Horrible.
>>949390952Pretty good. I need a cute twink to modest, though.
>>949390992Awww, wanna talk about it?>>949391035To modest... or molest? ;)
>>949391068Molest. Fucking autocorrect.
>>949391208Always be zesty and molesty UwU
>>949389612I'm autistic too
>>949390397He used to have an onlyfans but he shut it down I think and disappeared off the internet
Lol, faggots.
>>949390397>>949392045Enjoy!https://archiveofsins.com/hm/thread/1742699
>>949392128Hello there :3
>>949394563Haii Luxemalways good to see you here
>>949392128Why are you here then?>J-just so I can say how... how bad you are *sweating.*
>>949390049This actually kinda looks like himFound it in a random trap thread
LostBenn is a really good one but I can't post much of him here because it's all gifs and the files are too large for 4chan now. Too bad, the way his ass wiggles around to even the slightest movement is out of this world. I know it's very based and redpilled and antisocial to never update this shit website, but it's ridiculous how there's even stuff I downloaded from here years ago that I can't post here now.
>>949391458How do you do it then? I'm fairly attractive but can't capitalize on it due to my autism.
>>949394857Thanks speedoboy! >>949395140I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE DOING THIS WITH TOWELS LOL>>949395606You gotta find the right person. So many people have told me I'm fucking retarded or weird, yet this dude I can absolutely get freaky and silly with. Rizz 'em with the 'tism is definitely not a strategy that works most of the time, but it does pay off when it does work.
>>949395606I try to be kind and polite. People seem to mind my awkwardness less if I'm at least pleasant
>>949395951I'm always polite in public but no one seems to like me in that way. Women over the age of sixty seem charmed by me but that's about it.
>>949395951Do I just say "can I be your boyfriend?" It feels almost illegal to be that direct but I'm autistic and have no fucking clue what else to say.
>>949395729I got too much of a downwards taper>>949395951>>949396063Set boundaries it helps a lot
Test
>>949396180I was very flattered but chances are we live 1000 miles away from each other
Mandatory government femboys for autists!
>>949396180Just get to know a guy first
>>949396543I don't know how to do that.
>>949396186What kind of boundaries?
>>949397227like calling you weird or anything negative I struggle with it myselfyour letting people walk all over you probablyI'm antisocial instead of autistic
>>949397475Nobody is ever close enough to me to insult me. People being politely disinterested in me is way, way worse than somebody calling me weird. I wish that someone were close enough to me that I'd have to set boundaries.
>>949397778You’re having issues with social cuesIt’s typical autism when meeting them be transparent about your autism and say i struggle with social cuesIf they don’t want to open that can of worms it’s their fault not yours
Bump
>>949397854I actually understand social ques very well for a person with autism. Sometimes I think I'm too aware of them. I just don't know what to say.
>>949389056damn anon! I wanna suck your huge balls!! more!!
Any love for fat guys here?
>>949399747part of understanding is also knowing what to do soemtimes you need time to unravel or think about what they meantsome people take offense to direct speaking f.x
>>949401255I've actually gotten better at being sociable but no one is interested in me like that. I think I just have an unsexy personality. Not unlikeable but unsexy. I was bullied horribly towards the end of elementary school and straight up stopped going at a certain point until I was put in a different school because of it, and I think that getting that kind of treatment from people at that point in my life destroyed my ability to connect to people. It actually makes me hate people because I know those same people have good lives now. I ran into one guy who used to fuck with me awhile ago and he wasn't even one of the worst ones. He tried making small talk with me and I basically politely told him that we were never friends and to fuck off.
>>949401725being bitter and resentful will scare people offtake time to be graceful and accept there is evil in the world that is how I think about it
bump
>>949401768I don't really show my resentfulness with what I say or how I act. I think you can just see it in my body posture and face even when I'm smiling. It's kind of abstract.
I’ve been curious for a while (well, a lot more than curious). I’m away from the wife and kids tonight while I travel interstate for work. I’m finally going to visit a gay friendly bar tonight on my own. Any tips from anyone for putting myself out there for the first time?
>>949401249Yeah usually I don't mind a guy with a belly, especially if he has a nice personality
haha, really? Stupid fuck samefagging on the gay threats now?! Good to see he is finally out of the closed!
>>949404904You should have thought of that before you got married. Does she know? What's the point of getting married if you're going to continue fucking multiple people anyway?
>>949405160Uuuh for fun? Dude, take your moral high ground the fuck away from 4chan
>>949404904Don’t sit on your phone, try and chat to the bartenders etc, if someone is interested they will say hi. Just be open. Chat, be merry. I’m fairly twinky though so I can approached usually. I turn extra faggy if I’m interested and it gets picked up on
>>949405429Nah that anon is right. Ruining multiple lives (which is what cheating does) "for fun" is just psychopathic. Marriage is the highest level of commitment to the person you supposedly love the most. How can people who are unfaithful on the highest level of commitment be trusted with anything? I wouldn't even lend out a pencil to a cheater tbh.Be a man and be honest. Either reform and stay with your wife or divorce and go your own way. There's a third option though, the most likely one, which is that this is ragebait LARP.
>>949378011kekking at that guy in the background who is eating it up. same, guy, same.
Sometimes I feel like a piece of shit because I seem to have commitment issues.
>>949405429Well, I hope your wife finds out, because she should know.
>>949412760You should
>>949414056I don't know exactly what's going on. Maybe I get turned off or anxious if I get the sense he's rushing, or maybe I feel like I've missed out on too much and need more time to play before I'm old and ugly.
Oh holy Schnitzel mit Bratkartoffeln, we're gonna have a LOT of outdoor secks next week!!! WOOHOO!!!
>>949417139Lol here it's cool and kinda rainy on and off
>>949417139That's cool. I've never had sex.
woof
woof(im retarded)
>>949417139make videos
>>949419292Time to gangbang the virgin.
>>949421615I can't. I'm autistic, so I'd go to prison. It's illegal for me to have sex.
>>949414486It's okay.
>>949377979I'm so happy that pantsing is making a comeback.More and more livestreamers lately have been getting pantsed by their friends while live and underwear is coming down with it. Cheeks, softies, and sacks are getting exposed for our viewing pleasure.Is gen Z/alpha getting over the trend of calling everything sexual assault?
>>949420663Be a good boy and flip over.
>>949414486it is not okay. seek mental help
>>949422108I just feel bad. I don't like him less but part of me still looks at other guys and can't stop thinking of casual relations other than with him. I also feel it's too early to talk about marriage. Been less than a year, mostly long distance
I hope that anyone who has ever fucked or kissed dies a death so unbelievably excruciating that I can't put it into words. I'm autistic and beautiful and yet fat, ugly slobs fuck beautiful femboys on a regular basis. They and the femboys who they fuck should die the most horrible death. They should have their skin removed from their bodies and they should be fermented in salt and lemon juice for decades and decade and decades and decades. I hate them. I hate you.
>>949422911Well I hope someone slices your dick off and you slit your throat.
>>949388888CHECKED
>>949422966Why do you feel that way?
>>949422911you're just a slut, stop trying to making it into anything deep.
>>949422966>and beautifuldoubt
>>949423047I am. I won't post my face here because a schizo will latch onto me and edit my face so that I look like a crackhead but I wish I could because I mog basically everybody.
>>949423031'Cause they're ugly and stupid and slow and fucked me over despite all that, but that's what makes them sexy to stupid sluts like you. You should get executed just like them. I fucking hate you and want you to die the most excruciating death imaginable.
>>949423103lol
>>949423154How did they fuck you over?>that's what makes them sexy to stupid sluts like youI'm not a femboy and I'm not into the kinds of guys you're upset about. I'm just curious about where you're coming from.
>>949423177I promise you, I'm more attractive than you. If I posted my face on here, schizos would save it into their computer because they latch onto anyone who they think is superior to them and they're all fat and ugly, but I am.
>>949423212They bullied me.
>>949423035Feels like FOMO
>>949423245lol
>>949423326yeah, you're a slut. what's not clicking
>>949423346I'd shove broken glass down your throat.
>>949423299Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you thinking of specific instances of bullying that you experienced or do you see the entire dynamic (relationships between the guys you dislike and femboys) to be a form of bullying in some way? I'm just trying to understand the frustration you have toward an entire group of people if it's based on specific experiences you had with only a few of them.
>>949423346You're a stumpy brown nigger.
>>949423361I mean I was a virgin until 27.
>>949385791Depends a hell of a lot on where you live. I hope you're somewhere where people mind their own shit. I'd love to see that in the store, but I'd have trouble walking with the raging boner.
>>949423408Both. When I was in school, enough people bullied me that, at a certain point, you had to bully me not to get bullied, otherwise you would get bullied for not bullying me. It was such a mindfuck that it absolutely destroyed me, especially at that age. Now, I see anyone who is around my age in any kind of positive situation and I want to see them get skinned alive. The fact that I know that they have fucked makes me want to take each and every one of them and slowly cut their bodies away from their brains and nervous systems and keep said brain alive for decades and decades while I apply ultimate pain and suffering to their nervous systems while keeping them alive in vats. I fucking hate people and want all of them to suffer.
>>949423447I'm a virgin and I'm thirty two.
>>949423562After a couple encounters I gave in and installed Grindr
>>949423657Well I'd just kill them for having had sex at this point.
>>949423532I can honestly say I've had similar feelings during my life but for different reasons than you. Is there something positive you get out of thinking this way? Like letting out steam from a pressure cooker or something like that? Is there any part of you that wishes you didn't feel and think this way, even if it seems unlikely you'll ever stop?
This is me
>>949423759Nice.
>>949423736This is just the way it is. It's not up to what I want. I know how fucking shit people are and I wish they would all be tortured. Like I said earlier, one guy who used to fuck with me showed up and tried to be all friendly with me and I told him to fuck off. I wish I could have just killed him. If I lived two hundred year ago I would have. I am so fucking livid that a lot of these people are living good lives and I want to end it, but I won't. Not directly, at least. I'm considering looking into the occult and black magic so that I can actually ruin all these peoples lives like they did mine.
>>949423366lol
>>949423920Do you think you have any control over what happens in your life? If so, to what extent do you have control and what are the types of things you can control?
>>949423447whatever helps you sleep at night
When did trolls invade?
they follow the bisexuals and straights y'all finger yourselves over
>>949424062I don't fucking know. I never think about control. I have OCD, which makes me want to kill anyone who doesn't feel like they're being strangled to death and forced to drink alcohol like I do, but I don't think about control. I feel like I'm being strangled to death because my brain doesn't work and I don't even get to fuck because I have autism but ugly, fat, brown, bald fucks do, so they should all be killed in the most inhumane ways possible. Also, everyone who eats meat should be locked in a factory farm and forced to eat members of their family. Anyone who doesn't comply should be boiled in oil and fed to the other inhabitants of the factory farm.
>>949424053*Smears glass in your eyes.*
>>949424609He should get killed.
>>949424609He should have his hands nailed to a tree and get lit on fire.
>>949421114We often record teehee
404: Ass not foundHank Hill assFlatter than my desk assCould level out something on your ass
>>949424417Delicious tight buns.
>>949424609He should have his face removed and be kept alive.
>>949425225You should have your face smashed into concrete.
>>949424642lol
I hope that everyone in this thread dies the cruelest, most unimaginably, horrifically painful, humiliating death possible.
>>949425710Ohohohohoho, eeheeheeheehee, ahhahhahhahha. Eat shit and die the most painful death possible.
>>949425475Hmmmmm that sounds great. I want him to skullfuck me after that and rub my bleeding gums over his knob nghhhhh I'm drooling!!!
>>949425739>>949425782boo hoo
>>949425791Well you'd have a horrible headache and your skull would be filling with rushing blood that you'd be drowning in.
Nice thread.
Cool thread, bruuuuh.
Damn. Nice thread...
>>949425951Oh ho ho, you got me.
>>949424417Ooh jiggly butt
>>9493814144.5" fuck off reid
>>949405157KEK saved
Anybody who has ever fucked a femboy should have their head carved off.
I'll carve your head off.
I’m drunk off my ass what’s going on in the thread does anyone want to kiss and fuck and love me me still passing a catch’s with flying colors though damn i’m 3117
>>949428852>what’s going on in the threadhole posting. get on board
>>949428852>does anyone want to kiss and fuck and love meNo.
>>949428939What it seem like more than that also i love love I don like sex for no reason holy fuck still making captcha am I good
>>949429164You don’t even know who I am
>>949429221ok sister mary joseph, save it for confession
>>949428852sure
>>949429252Then why'd you ask, dipshit?
I hate everybody in this thread.
>>949426040Like Queen Alexandra says: CHOKE ME!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn0YmI0dPb8Would love to die by choking on his cock and my blood UwU
My college girlfriend told me I had to suck her gay artist friend's cock or she would leave me.She got jealous and pissed off when I became the anal cum dump for him and his faggot friends.
>>949435804good
>>949436000>trips of truthIt was good when they groaned and moaned while filling my ass with cum.
>>949436169sounds like your gf is missing out lol.
>>949436345She liked to watch but none of the boys were too bi so I didn't get to watch he get fucked. Usually I was the one getting used while she watched.
>>949435804Are you still a good little cumdump?
>>949438575He's actually made money off me by selling my mouth and asshole to some friends of his. This was well after the gf and I broke up.>yes she knows how he used me.
>>949435804>>949438943none of this shit is comfy
what the actual fuck happened to this thread?! let this dumpster fire die overnight, maybe try again tomorrow. remember… COZY COMFY GAY VIBES no violence no rape no hate no>when i was 12 my brother and i->when i was 12 my dad->when i was 12 a big black 35 year old->my girlfriend this>my girlfriend thatugh this thread used to be such a wholesome gay side of /b/
>>949444729>ugh this thread used to be such a wholesome gay side of /b/You really expected it to last? This is /b/
>>949447276sighyeah but even randoms would join and enjoy themselves because of how wholesome and welcoming it wasthe downfall sucks when this is your only social interaction
>>949449350You too huh? <:P
My ass
>>949451653Your ass is gorgeous.>>949449350Well this new butt has got to pic your spirits up ... at least a teenie tiny bit. 8D
>>949378663Yuck
>>949379835That's just him. He's has unpleasant physiognomy
>>949381494It was confirmed about 5 inches, Reid. I'm guessing the girth is like 3.5 inches. I dwarf your erection when I'm flaccid, no joke
>>949425314>Assass is for niggerstummy is for boy enjoyers
>>949423759how tall? I hope you are smol.
>>949423532post tummy, doomer
>>949444729Yeah >>949453452I like both butts and bellies
My number : +49 176 62748314My ig : adrieamzai
>>949453823you have the face of a criminal. please go back to your country of origin.
>>949451421what does that mean>>949452334no i’m not into fem at all and find plugs disgusting but thank you
what’s everyone’s favorite fantasy or fetish
>>949454778>when this is your only social interactionDoes shopping count as a real social interaction?If not, I'm pretty much in the same boat.
>>949454820a loving twink all to myself
>>949451653>>949452334Thanks!
>>949454820a more confident man to guide me through life
>>949455182oh mb, yeah it sucks but i wouldn’t want to have friends anyway. and it can be fun in here at times. i just miss the wholesome shit>does shopping counti wouldn’t say so, but i use self checkout lol.
>>949454820sissy hypno
>>949455577I get in fights with the tiny little bitch inside the checkout machine...>>949455916Strangling the afore mentioned bitch in the checkout machine, is my fantasy.
Had a fun day outdoors but my poor gingerboy got sunburnt to fuck XDDDDDD
>>949454820Getting married and calling him my hubby :3