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my mom only offers the most basic advice possible and says i will definitely get a girlfriend if i follow her advice, this bitch is not listening to me, how can i explain to her that that entire aspect of reality (dating, having a girlfriend) does not apply to people like me, in a way that would allow her to truly absorb what i have said?
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>>949551820
Don't ask women for advice on how to date them. "Just be yourself". It's a bunch of bullshit. Truth is you have to take care of yourself physically and mentally, mostly for yourself but also "for" other people.
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Even if you got the perfect response she will just pretend to agree... I'm sure you're confident in something where you're completely wrong as the times have changed
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>>949551820
women are just utterly stupid when it comes to understand male sexuality and female real desires
your mom can only give you idiotic advice, you'd better read some pua book from 10 years ago, they explain what happens in bitches brains and pussies way better than a woman can tell
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>>949551820
do you love cock?
If not, here:

Join a gym and get yourself a body that girls will find irresistible, read—read books—so that you’ll have something to say to girls (the best way to make girls think you’re interesting is to actually be interesting), and get out of the house and do shit—political shit, sporty shit, arty shit—so that you’ll meet different kinds of girls in different kinds of settings and become comfortable talking with them.

Some more orders: get a decent haircut and use deodorant and floss your teeth and take regular showers and wear clean clothes. Go on-line and read about birth control and STIs, and learn enough about female anatomy that you’ll be able to find a clitoris in the dark. Masturbate in moderation—no more than 10 times a day—and vary your masturbatory routine. I can’t emphasize this last point enough. A vagina does not feel like a clenched fist, HUTB, nor does a mouth, an anus, titty fucking, dry humping, or e-stim.
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>>949554701
are you fucking retarded?
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>>949554701
You love cock.
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You are just coping
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>>949551820
Literal retarded people get laid, this is all you.
>people like me
Elaborate
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Don’t listen to these ex incels who couldn’t get anything before becoming a sociopath.
Yes, the based advice is be yourself, unless you just wanna pump and dump.. being yourself is insightful, bc if you can’t get anything, then Darwin and Nietzsche laugh at you.
Work on yourself. When you make love to someone who wants you raw, oooof… it’s better than any drunken one night stand I’ve ever had.
TLDR; stop being a fag
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>>949554885
>Elaborate
no money, no car, no friends, bad hygiene
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>>949551820
>dating doesn't apply to people who wont leave the house

I mean, you're not wrong ig but its definitely something changeable.
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>>949554932
>things that you literally do to yourself by choice

I love when people blame the symptom when they're the problem kek
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>>949551820
Your mom comes from an era where women were not actively being raised to be unaccountable narcissists. There is zero reason to want a relationship nowadays unless you really fucking hate both yourself and the money that you have saved, because modern women really only care about what they can take from you, nothing else. Relationships have become nothing more than foid psy-op to undermine the self-worth of men like yourself. Avoid the foid.
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>>949554932
Wtf is wrong with you lol. Take a shower every morning, apply deodorant after, brush teeth at least twice a day. Make routines
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>>949555061
>Take a shower every morning, apply deodorant after, brush teeth at least twice a day.
holy shit, fuck off...i'm not doing any of that
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>>949555165
Yeah, we know
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>>949555165
No offense but why are you complaining? You’re sitting in a jail cell with the door wide open
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>>949555165
You know, 98 of 100 men out there do not stink to high heaven. That alone makes every single one of them a better pick than you. As a friend, as a lover, as an employee. You should listen to your mother's advice. You are in no position to reject it. You cannot even figure out the value of basic hygiene on your own. The only people whose advice you should avoid is that of the incel NEETs on 4chan and Reddit.
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>>949552187
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>>949551820
being tall, fit with 6pack, chad face and having shitloads of money.
in other words: great personality, that's what they call it
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>>949555061
> apply deodorant after
jesus, people stop with this shit, i can smell you from three streets away and i gag
get something that isn't so strong that it's obvious you're masking the smell of shit
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>>949556147
Are you retarded? Serious question. I said apply it after shower.
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deodorant is for faggots only
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>>949556308
Then you should use it.
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>>949551820
Okay good to know
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>>949556361
predictable



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