>>950358938
I had French toast and scrambled eggs for breakfast. It's good to be able to eat properly again after struggling with withdrawals.

>>950358938

French food is elite for breakfast.

If the board isn't going to be dogshit Im going to have to start up a b folder again

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>>950358938
let me tell you how cool elon musk is

>>950359071
/thread

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>>950358938
it makes sense because you're breaking your fast. who would want to break their fast with some shitty bland food? no you break your fast with the tastiest food known to man. that's why it's called breakfast and that's why it's the best food of all meal types.

>>950359875
look at you taking a generic breakfast food photo and morphing it into the entire premise of what I actually said in writing. what are you some kind of retarded faggot nigger or something?

>>950359875
Sugar is good for you if you’re not a fuckin chud

>>950360044
if i wanted to know what chatgpt had to say about anything i'd go ask a kike and get the same answers

>>950360116
>goyslop
alright Charlie Kirk settle down, do you believe everything you see your favorite twitch streamer say?

>>950360914
actually goyslop as a term is mainstream now because of epstein calling everyone a goy six million times in his emails causing normies to ask the question why. This might be uncomfortable information for a jew.

>>950361198
cereal and Kellogg are a tiny fraction of the breakfast food category and also it isn't 1890 anymore. no one gives a fuck about will keith kellogg or his thoughts on jerking off.

>>950361341
that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard in my entire life. breakfast literally came from morgenmete. you don't even know what morgenmete is because you're still telling people how real the shadows on the wall are.

>>950361402

Thats the dumbest shit you've ever heard in your life Anon?

>>950361420
yes

>>950362202
what if i don't eat cereal of eggo waffles and I make fresh fried eggs with bacon and sausage. also I don't live in 1899 and wear a top hat while stepping over horse shit all day so how does any of that bullshit apply to my breakfast experience?

>>950360977
I hate Jews as much as the next guy but sugar has been grown since the dawn of man

>>950362317
it isn't about sugar it's about high fructose corn syrup mainly

>>950362393
you think this is a place that "most people" come to? I'm not most people. I'm not one of the mindraped goyslaves horking down goyslop ok.

>>950362317

You, hate Jews?

How old are you, Anon?

Why you doing politically correct fit in shit on b? What the fuck is that.

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>jew gets offended someone hates them
>tries to create an alternate reality where only people on /pol/ hate jews ever
>fails to create the reality but decides to live in it anyway

>>950362488

Pol isnt b.

Go back.

>>950362499
hating jews is universal. everyone hates jews. my 6 year old niece hates jews.

This and a cold beer.

>>950362631
so you think they don't eat the poison from their own factories and call everyone who isn't jewish goyim (cattle) which created the term goyslop but it's just coincidental that they own all the companies pushing it and it isn't their fault so it's not an attack when you use the term.
Just exactly how many times were you raped?

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>>950362447

>>950362918
no one cares about kellogg except you trying to make a dumb connection with his cult and the company as it stands now.

I hate faggots that play Fortnite

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>>950363681

I love being naked

>>950367152
proof?

>>950358938
true
sonic reminds me of my brother

>>950368817
Is your brother Josh?

Hi Josh

I see the little guy had his melty early over sugar

>>950372450
You're literally smaller than him and mexican

you also thought andrew was me which was funny
andrew is a decent guy just an asshole but an asshole who wants you to be better i don't i just want to mention your failures

>>950372565
>him
Not even trying anymore?

>>950372714
No one thinks Andrew Tate is you

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Kansas

I wish nuri still did requests

>>950373067
I wish all 4 girls still posted

>>950373440
I am, yes

>>950373152
They chased out the only good females they can all kill themselves.

bitch 27 still trying to be an egirl
bitch 32 still trying to be an egirl
bitch 24 still trying to be an egirl
go away

>>950374530
Don’t know who that is
>>950375160
Huh?
>>950375227
Bro you’re really obsessed with children. You need a therapist or a bullet to the brain

>>950375678
bro you're literally sexless grooming victim you need a bullet to the brain
you were groomed to be a victim

>>950375877
You sexualize children, me being a virgin is leagues leagues leagues better

>>950375964
Proof?

>>950375977
>>950375227

ok so no it fucking doesnt
brekfast is prob the most shittest meal of all time. imagien--its 6am. you wake up. and then the ONLY options you have......is CERERAL or... EGGS. eggs with ketchup to be EXACT. and the cereal is pressed with absolute sugars.

compared to lunch & dinner, you would say brekfast is racist. lunch has a diverse selection and even some brekafasts ARE based off lunch foods. heh. you wouldnt know. would you....???

why does nuri hate us now?

>>950377968
because you're pedophiles and he has to pretend he didn't marry a guy who was underage

nuri as most know is actually the husband not the tranny

>>950377968
She just hates Shane

>>950378254
>she
it is a he

>>950378278
Fine he hates you, you big baby

>>950378254
Then why isn't she here to do requests? Checkmate, athiests.

>>950378507
She works two jobs

>>950378652
She hates you because you’re a baby eating obsessed pedophile jew, same as all of us. Just she and Josh are sensible enough to not be here 24/7 unlike some pedos

>>950378701
proof?

>>950378701
She is? Good, I'd pay to fuck her. I wonder if she charges extra for raw.

HOLY FUCK LITTLE GUY EXPLOSION

>>950378898
I will? How do I find her?

>>950378871
Shane, you’re having a big meltdown it seems, would you like the BurntPeanut skin in Fortnite?

>>950379129
No one cares about Nuri, man. Only you. She just posted nudes sometimes and made funny posts. You act like her and Josh are some kind of celebrities

>>950379273
What a wonderful talk

>>950379187
I care about Nuri. She has perfect tits and cared about my day.

>>950379335
Nuri is literally black according to Shane

>>950379424
I believe in love after life
>>950379418
She is literally from Europe and you said everyone there is black

>>950379628
proof?

shanes family is no longer in albania because they kicked the jews out

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>>950379725

>>950379789

Kind of looks like a tranny? Where is this small tranny church?

>>950379789
so no proof..

imagine saying nigga unironically

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nigga nigga nigga it’s our word because I’m suddenly magically Greek nigga Greeks are black now

>>950379971
I don't deal in kike logic sorry, not going to subscribe to your one race bullshit. niggers are niggering, kikes are kiking, and the white man marches on.

>>950379997
We can definitely see that

>>950380026
I'm part of the founding stock of america and I have pictures of my great great grandfather. he would have murdered you in the street for being such a small anomaly of life.

>>950380082
yes I am, lol. nigga.

quiet guys the demon kike is trying to insult me by reinforcing that my white heritage means nothing and I actually don't know my own family. he's trying really really hard right now we should give him our full undivided attention. okay shane go ahead and continue your bullshit.

>>950380001
I almost agree but unfortunately we whites are going extinct like the red squirrel

>>950380379
lmao what the fuck are those? you need papers like a horse to prove what exactly?

>>950380545
okay and?

>>950380545
okay and? is that supposed to be impressive or prove you aren't a kike or something? because it's pretty gay in my opinion. my "official documents" are military uniforms of my grandfathers. your piece of paper is good for wiping ass and that's about it

Why do you guys respond to shane? Why not just let him die with his own loneliness?

>>950380636
no one else is saying anything
>>950380646
i have never in my life pretended to be a dumb inbred kike

>>950380686
I've never said that either. I'm full blooded white american and I live and die here.

>>950380772
>you pretend you know my life as an immigrant in america
don't even need to by the way you act. you don't belong here faggot

>>950380379
Nice Google image

>>950380889
your struggle? lmfao. you create your own luck cocksucker

>>950380933
proof?

>>950380989
why the fuck would you think you could get a job in a country that speaks english and not speak english? is this a free charity event where we give free money to fucktards who won't meet the basic requirement of being able to communicate?

>>950381167
i did? you sure you can read english right now because it seems like you have no idea wtf anyone is even talking about

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REE I AM BLACK I AM BLACK

>>950381236
it must feel soooooo good to press your thumb, index, and pinky finger against another bro's. how is it shane? is it as good as I imagine it?

>>950381327
I take advantage and complain? which random faggot from the waifu thread have you convinced yourself I am this time?

>>950381327
I know where my family is from because I still live here, fat American retard

>>950381366
maybe go home

>>950381366
>like how your ancestors started until you forgot
I forgot my ancestors got on the native american welfare and social security programs and then complained about representation

>>950381579
no we were pioneers, cowboys, pilots, and cold blooded killers when necessary. don't ever fucking forget it nigger

>>950382009

Poverty stinks.

Jealousy is unbecoming, boy.

>>950382009
literally too stupid to respond to.

I cannot believe Shane goes this hard over a fucking failed joke

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Um

>>950384400
lol I don’t drink pee lol it’s unsafe lol

>>950384590
The only thing going in my mouth is Diet Coke

when nuri tits

>>950388248
Nuri died 15 years ago

>>950388510
well then post josh tits

>>950388561
My tits are sacred
>>950388740
I do not, I live in a city

I’m going to be dying soon unfortunately

>>950389378
Blowjob from Topanga, titfuck from Nuri.

no she would try to hold it back

>>950358938
>hasn't figured out what brunch is
sure thing sport

time to wake up mammajammas

I, Josh

Get the cool shoe shine

Austin Metcalf was found to be of Italian descent, making this a black on black crime

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I'm excited to read the nigger perspective on first contact, I've emptied my mind and I'm ready to stuff it full of neil knowledge.

>>950376687
>the only breakfast foods that exist are cereal and eggs

Don't get out much, do ya? You should work on that. Just because thats all your mom will fix you for breakfast doesn't mean that is all there is.

>>950399297
I can’t

>>950373043
Fucking hate it when artists put their watermark on their art, ruins the whole thing.

>>950399903
Yeah how dare they get credit

>>950400466
>muh credit
It ruins the whole thing nigger

I'm always so hyped about bob ross paintings when I watch them and then at the end he ruins the entire thing by signing his stupid name on it and it infuriates me to no end but I end up watching the next episode anyway to see if he signs the next one

>>950400520
Then pay them for one

Poor little guy got banned

>>950401121
I know, I’m black

>>950401553
I’m American, no one lives in Greece

>>950401819
I don’t know what you’re talking about at all, bozo

>>950402788
No I gotta tell you I really don’t

>>950402908
??? I don’t even know what patras is nor does my phone apparently

>>950404176
I’m not Greek at all, I’m German so you could argue Roman I guess? I don’t know my history, bro.
>>950404252
I didn’t even know Greek still existed

>>950404543
Germans come from the Holy Roman Empire

>>950405301
yes they were roman citizens but the north africans didn't come around till 600ad but it really doesn't matter because you couldn't tell me when you were german like i can tell you when my family left europe in 1900's
i can't really talk right now because im waiting to get paid and go home in 2hrs

>>950406061
I don’t care

>>950358938
Sometimes I have to stick a candle (unlit of course) up my anus to help the poop come out, but only in the afternoons, and I skip lunch. Breakfast is likely responsible for this.
The candle started to break recently and I doubt it'll even light anymore which I'm disappointed about. I'll have to replace it soon and get a new one. Breakfast is a terrible thing.

>>950406194
Sure, whatever

>>950407928
Being a virgin really doesn’t matter

>>950408151
>>950408162
No it really doesn’t matter. It’s an archaic mentality of frats. Obsessing over women, or being a simp, is a culture that needs to die.

>>950409140
yea your thinking will be the end of humanity

>being an incel is fine
that's why whites and japanese are going the way of the dinosaurs

>>950409271
Good, humanity deserves to die

>>950411174
You’re such a coward lol I cannot believe anyone ever thought you would be worth hanging out with. You can’t even say white without getting teary eyed

I’m so glad I’m not black. I would hate it if Jews like Shane worshipped me

>>950411479
Pugs eat eggs

Hi Josh

Woah guys, I'm on the /b/ board!!! I'm soo naughty!

ihome

>>950415485
What?

>>950417352
Are you not a fan of the burntpeanut?

I watched burntpeanut before he was cool. he even killed me in tarkov a few times.

>>950417526
I only know of him via Fortnite where they added his son Lil P

>>950418003
i don't play fork knife

>>950418061
You’re missing out, it’s a great time if you like spending a fuck ton of money

Pugs are unironically in Fortnite

>>950419202
I don’t have stds

>>950422234
I am a virgin

>>950358938
Nah the majority of breakfast food has a high content of sugar is not that is the best is that ur just addicted to it

>>950422263
I eat steak and eggs and eggs and steak

I need a new car

>>950424355
These threads are nothing but drama

Cheesy Michael

>>950425979
We can do this

there's too much booty in the pants

Shane

They need to add Netanyahu to Fortnite. Or Epstein

Being black should be illegal

>>950437393
I meant an enforced thing. I hate seeing those things in public.

>>950438064
I don’t like seeing the fall of America

Hi Charles

Hi Katiebug

I'm eating a bacon filled breakfast burrito right this very moment

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>>950439834

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>>950440976

>>950441958
>>950441988
PUGS how are they??

>>950442757
They're good, here's a video of charlie grunt howling in the car
https://litter.catbox.moe/jsdg0v.mp4

>>950442897
Omg the precious baby, what was he howling at

>>950443005
I think he saw another dog, he starts doing it anytime I take him to the post office

>>950443069
That’s so funny I love them. How about you, how’ve you been

>>950443178
just sucking cock hbu

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>>950443178
I'm great, because today is new knife day

>>950443580
Wishin I was
>>950443832
That’s not a knoife, this is a knoife

But really why do you have such a big knife

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>>950445131
so's to cut through large meat easier

>>950445270
Being such a topic from pugs to butchering, I am legally required to say please don’t eat the doggies

>>950445428
that wasn't on my agenda

>>950445513
WELL IM JUST SAYING
are you a butcher?

>>950445541
i prefer the title meat master

>>950445770
Oh yeah same actually

The post counter just cut in half. I wonder which little guy got banned

>>950441958
>>950441988
Cute dogs
>>950443832
Cute knife

>>950448251
thanks

>>950449042
I’m gonna touch you