>$2000 graphics card>$100 game>$20 microtransactionGaming is becoming too expensive
>>950361470All I see is a bunch of goyslop
I stopped caring when I realized that golf is more expensive than PC gaming.
>>950361470How about getting rid of the lollipops, the chips, the sugary cereal and the fucking Mountain Dew and buy fresh produce? Beans and rice in bulk will fill you, bananas are cheap and give you fiber. These women are retarded.
>>950361470That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>950361470>Buy nothing but name brand slop>OMG SO EXPENSIVE
>>950361470That's why I'll stick with Nintendo from now on.
>>950361474I mean i wouldn't want to eat and enitre bag of cheetos and a whole red baron pizza, but i could.
>>950361476bing bing wahooo
>>950361473>just make your family eat like they are miserable.Everything there is fine except the mountain dew. That cost several times more than those chips & lollipops but so does that deli meat and cheese per pound
>>950361470The Apple Jacks tell me this pic isn't recent.And why would someone need so many chips and soda like their throwing a party?
you can buy like 6 months worth of potatoes with $155, what's this nigger complaining about
>>950361473yes goy just eat kibble
>>950361470I can live on 155$ food for one month
>>950361470>155 worth of food>no food in pic
>>950361479>eat like they are miserable.>fresh produce>healthy nutritious meals>miserableAmericans everyone>>950361483I live on $60 a month, it's piss easy if you actually spend it on what you need and not on snacks and shit
>>950361470They could just buy the no name stuff and cut the price in half easy.
>>950361482You're only hating because it's called boy kibble instead of sigma snack or 4channer's feast.
>>950361485What are you buying? Potatoes, eggs, what else?
>>950361470Do carbtards really
>>950361470How do people eat this stuff? I just eat meat & bread anything beyond that makes me feel sick.
>>950361486>pick up philadelphia cream cheese because i see it first and it's what my wife always gets>seven maple dollars>wal-mart brand a foot away is under $3
>noooooo you must eat RICE AND BEANS AND PLAIN CHICKEN every meal stupid fucking goyim this syrup costs us half a cent a gallon to make you bougie motherfucker think you are rich enough for something sweet? Kill yourself NOW!!!!!!!
>>950361470The colon caner course
>>950361485Do you just eat grass? A thing of ground beef already costs $10
>>950361470All food for americans should be practically free the way gas is for saudis, we throw away enough of it every day to feed the country several times over, we sell rice and beans to fucking china.
>>950361470This is just chips and mountain
>>950361491Depends on the taste really, if its the same then yeah its a no brainer, but some of these no name brands taste mid to bad
>>950361470I'll buy an >$60 video game when I can buy a mobile home for under $200,000. I hope I live to see the day we gut these venture capitalist pigs running this economy into the ground.
>>950361470>this is what parents feed their children every day in the US
>>950361498You can already buy a mobile home for well under 200 grand
>>950361498>mobile homea prefab or a RV? because you can get both easly for under 200k
>>950361500>mobile homePimp
>>950361502That’s what’s a mobile home is
>>950361498>>950361501will trailer park girls touch my pp and play video games with me
>>950361479Do you have tiny satellites orbiting you?
>>950361470>Red BaronBest frozen pizza. One of the only things i will splurge on and buy it not on sale.
>>950361504If you buy them meth and booze they will do whatever you want.
>>950361504with a 200k RV you're basically trailer park king so maybe?
>>950361470>merisharts consider this a healthy dinnerGrim
>>950361488potatoes, rice, tomato cans, onions, carrots, cheap pasta, half-off meat that's one day from expiring. I make a lot of curry and spaghetti and usually an entire pot only costs me a >$0.50 onion>$0.50 carrot>$0.50 potato>$1 curry pack or $1 of spaghetti noodles>$2.50 discounted ground beef/turkey (~330g)>$1 worth of rice or $1 of tomatoes>the price of water and electricty to cookso about $6-8 and it's good for ~4-5 meals. If you're ok with being a little hungry then you can just eat 1 meal a day, otherwise you're gonna have to spend ~$100 a month to actually live comfortably. I've been doing this for a while so I'm used to it, but I can understand if you need a bit more to live.>>950361494The beef is cheap where I live, and my local supermarket gets half off discounts on meat that are 1 day away from its sell-by date, so I don't expect everyone to be able to afford the same things I can. The chicken here is actually super cheap, I've been switching over to chicken recently because it's cheaper. It's $2.50 for 300g, and if you get it discounted it ends up being $1.25. I have no idea how the supermarket makes money off of it, but it's absurdly cheap.
>>950361494Why is /v/ filled with fatfucks?
>>950361470I just got the shit to make chili. Despite ground turkey being on sale for $5.00 a pound, the cheapest on shelf, my total still came to $20.00 for a pot of fucking chili after the cans of beans, tomatoes, corn, stock, and milk for cornbread. Shit's fucked.
>>950361485>Americans everyoneMust be British, dont forget your shit eating country men just funneled 500 million dollars into golden corals caufers. Besides all foods are healthy in moderation, just eat beans & rice is literally as unhealthy as saying just eat corn & chicken. Essentially you are no better than a mexican.
did a teenager do the shopping?
>>950361506Try Legit. They have the best sauce ever for frozen.
>>950361470this person is going to die at like age 50 because they never bothered to learn to cook even basic shit
>>950361494>a thing of
>>950361492>I MUST CONSUME $45 WORTH OF ZOGCHIPS EVERY 3 DAYS OTHERWISE THIS IS GENOCIDE Fuck off retard You can make something sweet with flour, cane sugar/brown sugar and cinnamon
>>950361512Yeah you're not getting out of the store for anything less anymore. No matter how small the list.
>>950361513>all foods are healthy in moderationjamming your fat face full of twinkies and mountain dew does not count as moderation
>>950361510I love making a giant ass pot of spaghetti that last for days. I use frozen veggies tho cuz they keep longer.
>>950361470I love bait, bros.
>>950361470Europoor here. Do americans really eat like this every day?
>>950361518IT COST THEM 2 DOLLARS TO MAKE IT GREEDY FUCKING KIKE
>>950361521I buy fresh veggies from the farmer's market on the day that I cook because my fridge is tiny and can't store anything more than my leftover pot, a ketchup bottle, and a bag of beansprouts
>>950361524It's literally poison you are eating, they overcharge because only retarded people like you buy it
>>950361521Ur not supposed to eat spaghetti that's older than 2 days
>>950361523No, we require far more to survive
>gross shit is pumped full of poison chemicals to feed the masses>erm... and it is too rich for the masses btw, you want your poison you have to carbonate it yourselfpick a lane kike
>>950361527>UrI'm never taking advice from people that type like this.
>>950361474kek, dw anon i got you
>>950361530Fidel wouldn't have eaten 3 days old sketti
>>950361523they usually deep fry it first bag and everything
>>950361527who cares, just eat it, I've been doing it for over a decade and I ain't dead yet, and I ain't gonna die of it, because that's fucking stupid
>>950361510thats pretty heckin based. For me eggs seem to be the cheapest proteine source.
I know fuckall about nutrition but I'm under the impression whoever tries to subsist on stuff along the lines of OP is going to feel like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>950361531I miss the Bobmob threads on /tv/. Great time.
>>950361513I guess retardation and obesity just runs in your family huh?
>>950361527If it looks fine and smells fine imma eat it.
>>950361520My nigga let me tell you. Those foods are unhealthy but one of either of those things every day isnt doing shit to your body, neither is using both of them once per day everyday. Why dont you go talk about something you understand being European like getting stabbed or raped by roving gangs of indians
>>950361533That's why i'm asking. There isn't any deep frying oil in the picture
>>950361536His shit will literally be a brick, unless he eats enough spicy shit to liquify it to not be a problem Either way that asshole will not survive
>>950361500>>950361501Thanks white apes but I'm looking to buy a home that isn't located in literal hell. I live in a rural suburb and the shacks around me that cost $50k when I was growing up cost upwards of $300k now. The nice $200k homes are getting close to $1M. Shit is retarded, don't excuse it.
>>950361532That's fine. ShatGPT says I'll live.
>>950361538Nobody runs in his family
>>950361510>discounted 330g beefat least you could be honest, this is never ever 4-5 meals not even servings. 330g beef will cook down to like 200g which is basically a cup of yogurtAt least say a sack of potatoes, onions... which you are going to buy anyway. At least then it sounds somewhat believable. The ingredients you counted up are like 1500kcal>if you're ok with being a little hungry>all you needYou are not spending on what you need, you are dining on a starving diet for someone who never leaves his PC.
>>950361539>why did i get colon cancer? Must be the genes
>>950361476The goyslop of gaming. Milking the same IPs for 30+ years. No different from OP.
>>950361542I eat like thisnowhere near enough fiber to be bricked up, them's some LONG greasy play dough poops right there.
>>950361541he's just reusing his old oil, both cheap and adds flavor!
>>950361527>>950361539There is in fact a potentially fatal toxin produced by bacteria that feed on cooked starch so pasta and rice leftovers can literally kill youBut thankfully it denatures very quickly in heat so as long as you nuke it in the microwave for at least 3 minutes you're fine
>>950361482That shit is perfectly fine, man. Just add a sauce to the meat and you're golden.
>>950361546ok? It's how you live on a $60 monthly allowance. I didn't say it was easy.Rice takes up half my diet, and warm water takes up another quarter
>>950361471pretty much. i live off less than $80 because i know how a fucking cooker works
>>950361550And they say wypeepo don seazan they food
>>950361551Everything you eat has the potential to kill you retard
>>950361551See>>950361544Unless you're stupid enough to let it sit on the counter for hours and not put it in the fridge or freeze it, you will be fine.
>>950361556this stuff kills you a little easier than all the other stuff
>>950361558Thats what they all say
Why don't you just photosynthesize energy directly from the sun? Are humans stupid?
>>950361535>>950361553if you are keen on living cheap, just eat rice, quark and rapeseed oil and add an apple a weekHave fun with your new $30 a month diet
>Gaming is becoming too expensiveHave you tried, you know, stop being a NEET getting a fucking job?As long as you can save $100-150 per month for your whims you have more than you'll ever need for gaming.>but I want to buy a powerful PC right now!You save money until you can afford it. Simple as. Or go full turbo cattle and fall into debt like a good consoomer.>but I can't even save that amountThen you're flat-out poor and miserable. Hate to say it, but you must have seriously fucked up somewhere in your life to end up like that.
>>950361470You only need beans, rice, some type of meat and some type of veggies. Drink water and that's it, you will be healthier than 90% of all global population.Free goyslop meal once every week/2 weeks and you will be fine.
>>950361561I do have some standards, don't get me wrongI'm not quite that far gone yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81Hp_qpQgs
>muh beans and ricehave you tried not being so poor you have to optimize your food intake
>>950361562Kys you worthless nigger
>>950361565The less I spend on food the more I can spend on merch of my vidya wife
>>950361551Huh, I've eaten day old cold pasta all my life and I ain't dead. That bacteria must suck at its job.
>>950361568Cancer is a slow killer
I can live off £10 a week
>>950361470You can get a box of pasta and jar of sauce for about $3 combined, and that will feed four people just fine. If your family ate only that for every non-breakfast meal, $3 x 14 = $42. For breakfast, you can get bags of apples and different cereals fairly cheap; $23 might be highballing it, but you can solve breakfast easily with that amount. That leaves $90 left, which can be spent on vegetables, meat, milk, coffee, snacks, whatever. And of course you can always swap pasta with other budget-friendly options like rice, potatoes, bread, and so on.As for gaming, you'll be just fine as long as you can find a few games that you can happily pour hundreds or thousands of hours into. At least quit buying every 5-15 hour new release, you retarded junkie.
>>950361479If rice-based dishes are making you miserable, you are doing something wrong.
>>950361566Reality is harsh, but you'll have to face it at some point.
>>950361572Not him, but unless you have autism, eating the same shit everyday makes anyone miserable. Be it rice, potatos or chicken.
>>950361482this is all you need to be honest. Add an egg or two for some extra brotein
>>950361568You probably developed a tolerance to the toxin from doing it so muchBut there's a bunch of college kids that get seriously ill or die from it every year, just last year i think some dutch kid hot taken out by day old fried rice
>>950361538>>950361545Its funny because I'm probably more fit and healthier than both of these retards combined.
>>950361470When will schools start teaching children to understand that these things aren't food?
>>950361577post your bench
I learned to cut my own steaks so now I just go to Costco and buy a $250-300 whole Prime ribeye every other month and cut that down into steaks/ground beef/beef shavings and eat that every day for the most part. Saves a lot of money on top of the line steaks that most people can't afford to ever eat.
>>950361577Nobody cares, loser. Go back to your containment board
>>950361470People who don't know how to cook really do live life on hard mode. And they deserve it because it's so easy to learn.
>>950361574You can make more than literally the same meal every day, change things up a little bit using the same base ingredients.
>>950361583Well yeah, but you are assuming people know how to cook or have creativity.
Just work overtime if you want more money.
>>950361580like the whole cow?
>>950361576Thanks ma for cooking me Hamburger Helper and thanks young me for gorging the leftovers straight out of the fridge in the morning.Now I can order two things of fried rice and save one for the morning (still tastes good).
>>950361582>People who don't know how to cook really do live life on hard modeI will never understand people who don't know how to brown some meat or boil an egg lol.
>>950361585>workHAH. The real plan is inherit $100,000 from your dad then stretch that out for as long as possible so you don't have to work. My plan is investing $95,000 and living as sparsely as possible until I'm able to live purely off of market inflation alone
>>950361579Thats all the proof I needed. Bench pressing is hardly the only metric of health. I am 6'2 and walk & run at least between 5 to 10 miles every day as well as swim, and cycling. I eat like garbage some days. You probably don't even know what your VO2 max is or your resting heartrate is. And for your information I can only bench 120 or so because my back got fucked up in a car accident
>>950361574I eat veggie tofu soba stir fry everyday except Sunday, which I reserved for seafood. Am I Autismed?
>>950361589You really need a backup plan.
>>950361479Fat disgusting bastard
>>950361479>eating real food>miserableAre Americans for real??
>>950361584Quit projecting your autism and learn to fucking cook.
>>950361590oh yeah, well uuhhhh, I can lift a car over my head and I do 120 mile triathalons every week for fun.>>950361592Plan B is the codes to the gun safe
>>950361588It's an american thing. I've never met a person that doesn't know how to cook
>>950361574Speak for yourself, faggot. During cuts x3 protein shakesx1 chobani pro protein yogurtx2 apple or bananax1/2 chicken sausageThen 200-400c of whatever pleases me.
>>950361470For that same amount of money I can live for a month.>5 lbs potatoes for $3 >2 lbs of ground meat for $12 >8 chicken breast for $12>5 pork chops for $5.50>pasta boxes for $1US deserves their demise.
Reasons you don't have money for vidya>you don't work or have a shit tier job (cause you're a stupid)>you can't stop wasting your money (cause you're stupid)>you lured yourself into some debt/rent/relationship trap (cause you're stupid)
>>950361597I live in Japan and half the people here make 3 course meals for their lunch bento, while the other half think cooking ramen on a stove and dumping in a slice of ham and chopped onions is some herculean effort compared to just pouring hot water into instant cup ramen
>>950361591NTA but if it works for you then it's fine. Sounds relatively balanced. That guy will think you're weird but he's a 4chan poster. who cares?
>>950361506Its better than Dr. Oteker?
>>950361589100,000 is not enough to do this, you need AT LEAST 5,000,000 to live off of investment returns alone. Even then, depending on your age you will need to be pretty frugal t. set to inherit 7 million dollars but already have 200,000 saved because my parents paid for my college and I have no student debt
>>950361479aww, fatty needs his dum-dums?
>>950361597In America eating goyslop is seen as a status symbol. If you eat healthy food and or have an actual palate you're either a poorfag or an oligarch. Doesn't help they come from the British who are known for eating weird shit.
>>950361602wait a minute. I'M a 4chan posterHold on, YOU'RE a 4chan poster too!
>>950361482>Boy Kibble: A ruthlessly efficient, protein-packed bowl. Also known as "human kibble," it typically consists of unseasoned ground beef (or turkey) and rice mixed together—resembling pet food—to help build muscle and save money.I have been eating like this every day for like a decade.
>>950361557>Unless you're stupid enough to let it sit on the counter for hours you can leave it for days and you'll still be fine, fucking retard. I can't stand internet brained faggots. Literally mentally handicapped pseuds.
>>950361562There's not enough people with jobs to support the industry. Gaming is a broke bum hobby that you latched on to because the economy is so bad you can't afford an adult hobby
>>950361608Ewwwww
>>9503616047m in a savings account at 5%apy will be more than 300k a year. How the fuck could you not live off of that?>T. Set to inherent 3m and will definitely be able to live off of that
>>950361596Kek>>950361594>eating healthy is only eating rice & beans picked by an Indian I'm going to level with you retard. There are no wholely healthy foods outside of a handful of fruits and veggies. Banana is the only reasonable suggestion in the original post because potassium regulates sodium and hydration. Whats funny is britbongers are highly susceptible to diabetes because their dog shit broken food environment but yeah sure we can call pure sugary carbs & pesticides real food if you want
>>950361600Hush. Video games are for children. We're discussing healthy eating habits ITT.>>950361609I bet you have cockroaches and mice.
>>950361608No way that would save money. Ground beef is way too fucking expensive. That's why I do yogurt, protein shakes, and chicken sausage.
>>950361608I'm reminded of that anon who bought gorilla biscuits and tried subsisting off of literal animal feed meant for a zoo because he wanted to get as ripped as a gorilla
Just ate a small snickers and a small bowl of chips. I feel sick
How are Americans even real?
>>950361588>>950361582>make frozen shit>take out of box>of in the cold food>out hot eat the food>cook>gather all ingredients >gather all cooking utensils >season the pan>mix the thing>season the thing>apply to cooking surface>monitor the process>add more ingredients >achieve desired temp>remove from surface >mix/assemble the meal>clean utensils >clean surfaces>eatId rather play video James.
>>950361610Agree. Gaming is literally the NEET hobby. Tell me other products that can give you 200+ hours of fun for $60-80
>>950361613Socrates told us 2000 years ago, a healthy society eats nothing but fruits and nuts.He fucking warned us bros
>>950361612You could do 7m, not sure where you got that you couldn’t. I said 100,000 isn’t enough. 3m will probably do it assuming the market doesn’t shit itself for an extended period and you don’t live how the average retard thinks a millionaire lives
>>950361621Healthy, but not enough protein to be /fit/
>>950361620A bad dragon
>>950361607Then none of this matters! You can do what you want!
>>950361551>There is in fact a potentially fatal toxin produced by bacteria that feed on cooked starch so pasta and rice leftovers can literally kill youWhy would you store cooked pasta?You cook pot of bolognese and just cook the spaghetti when you want to eat it.
>>950361551i've been living off of often 3+ day old variations of meat + pasta and chicken + rice for 15 years now. i don't think that's too much of a concern if you put it in your fridge.
>>950361470I'm convinced nobody in America knows how to cook food.One out of every hundred shopping cart posts ever has ingredients in it.
>>950361622I'm surviving on like 30k a year rn because I refuse to work. I'm gonna have no idea what to do with that money once I inherit my old man's assets. I've though about getting a job, but meh. I just work out and play vidya all day
>>950361622I'm hoping for another one of those Nvidia tier 10,000% stock price increase tech spikes in the near future
>>950361613Eating rice, chicken and eggs every single day is still more healthy than hyper processed sewage slop and corn syrup elixir.The reason Americans are so retarded is because Brits suck at cooking. Also because Amerigroids have to drive for an hour to the closest grocery due to their subhuman zoning laws so they all eat gas station shit
>>950361615>No way that would save moneyI use ground turkey and I stretch it out with ton of spinach (which makes it similiarly moist as beef) and sometimes like kalamata olives or feta cheese or something. It's not really about saving money but it does. Just sausage and whole wheat pasta is another good one.
Who's eating all that in 3 days? Even a family of 5 couldn't manage that. 36 cans of Mtn. Dew in 3 days lol?
>>950361628sane people tend not to take pictures of their shopping cartsIt's literally just survivorship bias
>>950361603Yeah i think they are better. The sauce is really good on red baron pizzas.
>>950361584Open a cookbook and follow instructions. Its not fucking hard to learn how to cook.
>>950361631Take a look at Japan, every salaryman eats Lawsons gas station meals and 7/11 pre-made food, but they're all thin because their FDA has actual standards, and they walk everywhere too
>>950361619You do you man I'd just personally rather blow my brains out than eat microwaved food multiple times a week.
>>950361634Its actually about social currencies
>>950361599Assuming 1 meal per day thats:>55 calories of potatoes per day (72 grams)>90 calories of ground beef per day (27 grams)>90 calories of chicken per day (60 grams ish)If thats true no wonder the democrats want us all to live like you.
>>950361613>There are no wholely healthy foods outside of a handful of fruits and veggies.Buy some beef, broccoli, beans, tomato, carrots, onions, rice, eggs etc and make some roasts, stews, soups, steaks and it will be way way healthier than the processed goyslop in OP.
>>950361636How the fuck am I supposed to afford a cookbook when I'm spending all my money on 14 cases of Mountain Dew and the full selection of potato chip brands every month
>>950361634That's a good point too. These posts are almost never made in good faith.I saw an American post a 5 pound bag of onions that was like 12 dollars and I agree that price is bullshit.When I see those cereal boxes or soft drink boxes my mind immediately disregards whatever point the author tries to make.
>>950361637Most nips don't even own a full kitchen.
>>950361638This. Microwave only leftovers the next day.
>>950361470this image pisses me off. there's no real food there except for the deli stuff. even the fucking bread is fake
>>950361470>bushes beansI'm thinking about those beans
>>950361646I think that's the goal anon. They're rage baiting us.
>>950361647This nigga thinken about beans
>>950361470>$155 worth of "FOOD"that is anything butsnacks arent food fat fucks>$2000 graphics card2080 Ti is $200 and it can run every game>$100 gamefree if you arent retarded or super cheap if you use keyshops>$20 microtransactionstop playing slop faggot
>>950361642The internet youre using is free. Just google for some recipes with the ingredients you have on hand.Anyone who actively doesnt want to learn has themselves to blame.
>>950361648It's a stealth /fit/ thread.
>>950361638These el Monterey taquitos are fucking amazing. Get the extra crunchy ones. They taste exactly like the 7/11 taquitos. Really good. Stop using the microwave. The only thing that should be used for is heating up water. Use tin foil on the pan and you never need to wash the sheet. Keeps em clean.
>>950361645I don't even do that, I reheat stuff on the stovetop or in the oven because I hate how reheating stuff with the microwave always makes it so watery. The only thing I use my microwave for is making popcorn or reheating coffee.
>>950361652I'd like to think it's a stealth /ck/ thread
>>950361647dis nigga eatin beans
I hate microwaves, they turn pizza into a slab of rubber.
>>950361620Books.
How do we feed our goyim, without breaking the bank?
>>950361654Depends on the food and how i have it stored.
>>950361638>I'd just personally rather blow my brains out than eat microwaved food multiple times a weekBagel bites are ok once in a while for me lol.
>>950361630Whole market crashes before that happens, we are already in a crazy bubble>>950361629>workout and play vidya all dayThat’s the dream brother . Move to Montana and you should be good to go
>>950361470>crappy snacksWasted all that money just to be obese
>>950361657I like reheating with an Air Fryer.
>>950361663the draw chicken is the closest thing to food there, even though it says Perdue.
>>950361470That image is a symptom of someone who largely doesn't know how to cook, and has some really fat kids.
>>950361608If this was actually efficient it'd have frozen vegetables mixed in
>>950361657You're not supposed to reheat pidser in the microwave
>>950361662Can't. I also help my old grandma by driving her around and shit, so I'm stuck in upstate NY. It's beautiful here and I like the outdoors, so it's no big deal.
I just eat breakfast food every meal. I don't care either. I fucking LOVE breakfast food. Nothing better than some bacon and eggs (with green peppers, onions and cheese of course) and a tall glass of milk after a hard days work.
>>950361477I would want to do it, and I might soon.
Speaking of microwavesCan these motherfuckers make an actually decent fucking microwave for once. I don't need a goddamn microwave with 1000 goddamn buttons, all I need is a fucking timer. That's it, literally just a timer on a microwave, and then a door handle. I don't need 80 fucking options on my microwave. I don't need a fucking digital menu that you have to navigate with a touchscreen and input your fucking time into a keypad. Just give me a fucking dial so I can go *schoop* and instantly set it to 5 minutes. If I have to navigate to *timer* then click the timer option, then navigate to *heat* and click heat, and then press *5* *0* *0* before I finally get to FUCKING nuke my shit in the microwave, then you have failed at making a microwaveMake REAL fucking microwaves you sons of bitches. FUCK
>>950361670Based actually
>>950361670I really love a good short stack of buttermilk pancakes with a thick slice of ham.The taste profile is so fucking good.
>>950361608I mean, just fuckinf season the meat and have a side of vegies and it's not a bad meal. There a tons of ways to make it not bland.
>>950361470not one meal there
>>950361672you'll have to buy a used old one if you want quality. otherwise your stuck with a microwave that requires internet access, and updates
>>950361671
>>950361638These also slap. Pop them in the oven for 10 minutes and you got quick mashed potatoes. Cheesy is good. the bacon one kind of sucks. Its not crispy enough.
>>950361672Thanks, Denis Leary. Microwaves, despite having a lot of functionality, are quite simple if you just want to nuke shit on high.I literally hit 2 0 0 start on mine.
>>950361640>eating one potato a day>eating 27 grams of ground meat a day>eating one chicken breast a dayI'll pretend you are acting like a retard for a (you).
>>950361670Breakfast food mogs because you put it together like a buffet. Some eggs here, oatmeal there, mhm no, I'll use yogurt instead of milk. These olives seem nice today. Etc
>>950361672I wanna know why they got a popcorn button but its fucking dogshit at popping the popcorn.
>>950361670I fucking HATE breakfast and I want to kill the faggot running McDonalds who decided that the breakfast menu should be available all day but they don't fucking serve hamburgers before 9AM What kinda shitty ass 24/7 burger joint doesn't fucking sell burgers for the entire morning. Oh but you can buy our shitty egg mcfuckyourself at fucking 4PM though, so that's fucking fantastic.
>>950361679fuck that just boil some water and toss in some idahoin powederd mashed potatoes. they literally taste like real mashed potatoes
>>950361681He measures in grams. Do the math (which he can't, and uses metric to compensate for).
>>950361506Amy's frozen pizza is by far the best frozen brand.
>>950361670I love breakfast food too, but if I eat it too much I get food fatigue
>>950361681Nigger its not enough food. Thats roughly 21 days worth of food and in America we roughly 30 day months. Tf he eat the other 9 days?
>>950361674/v/ likes to bitch about cereal in general but that shit is such a life saver on all fronts. I'll just eat a small bowl of froot loops for dessert sometimes. Also good for when you are feeling lazy as shit and just want something good and generally filling. Aldi family sized boxes barely cost 2 bucks.
>>950361687fuck that vegetarian shit. best frozen pizza is tombstone
>>950361679Instant mashed potatoes are gorrible. Just mash real potatoes
>>950361690cereal is human kibble. what are you a dog?
>>950361482>>950361608Only bit I don't get is why they refuse to season it. Marinade that shit in some not-onions sauce and you've got a bulgogi-style dish right there. Or just use some spices if you're somehow afraid of the nutritional content of not-onions
>>950361672AND THESE NEW MICROWAVES JUST KEEP FUCKING BEEPING AT YOUSHUT THE FUCK UP, I KNOW MY SHIT JUST FINISHED, I PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, I KNOW IT'S FUCKING THERE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME EVERY 30 SECONDS THAT MY FUCKING SOUP IS DONE, I'M WAITING FOR IT TO COOL DOWN BEFORE TAKING IT OUT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, STOP BEEPING, STOP REMINDING ME, FUCK YOU. WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE OLD MICROWAVES THAT DING ONCE AND NEVER AGAIN. IT'S ALWAYS GOTTA BE LIKE 6 FUCKING CONTINOUS BEEPS ONCE IT'S DONE, AND THEN IT BEEPS EVERY 30 SECONDS UNTIL THE END OF TIME OR UNTIL YOU OPEN THE DOORFUCK MICROWAVESI HATE MICROWAVES SO GODDAMN MUCH
>>950361690I can't eat this sugary kellog's shit anymore
>>950361692Insta mash is ome thing I for sure stay away from
>>950361695it reminds you every minute so you can count them until it's safe to eat. it's only helping you by counting time
>>950361685>just cook for 45 minutesNo but thank you!
>>950361672Just get a cheap microwave you retard
>>950361605Americans ARE the dum dums.
>>950361544>chatgpt>literally paraphrasing instagram shorts and a reddit commentI wonder how many people chatgpt has killed
>>950361699boiling water takes 5 minutes. after that you pour it over the potato mix, stir, and it's done
>>950361695I like it, because I get distracted annoying my cat.
>>950361699>>950361703it takes less time than baking your frozen shit
>>950361702a lot, hopefully
>>950361699You're supposed to do other things while the potato boils you dumdum
>>950361689For $155 you can survive a month. If not more. I'm not going to make a grocery list for you, but if you cut down sugars and buy actual nutritional foods, you're gonna be just fine.That includes drinking water, no sweets, economic budget.It's a normal life style outside the US.
All this food talk made me crave pidser, fuck you
>>950361470Potatoes 75cents/kgsalmon 11€/kgcarrots 2,3€/kgonion 17 centsleek 1€cooking cream 60 centspot of dill 1,20€fish stock cubes 1,50€dried bay leaves 1,20€butter, salt and pepper are already something you'd have regardless but that's 5€ on topthat's ~20€ for salmon soup that you could eat out of for three days and with prices from one of the most expensive countries in the planet to live inpaying for slop is just a skill issue for fat fucks with no life skills
>>950361703Are you saying that a grit cooks faster in your kitchen than anywhere else in the grit eating world?
>>950361707you don't cook idahoin potatoes. you just boil water and then mix them in. it takes 6 minute tops
>>950361510>>950361546>Cheap beefNot anymore. Steak prices spiked 17% this year to $13.02 per pound And ground beef hit a record high $6.90 per pound, up 19% from last year.And this is going to get worse because of the screw worm infestation because the government decided to gut funding to organizations designed to detect and contain them.
>>950361703Lol I forgot about mixed mashed potatoes. They good?
>>950361470i kno
>>950361711I hate grits
>>950361716Down south, we call you people "faggots."
>>950361714yes. I pair them with powder gravy
Risotto like fried rice is the base for every one of my meals. I just make a sauce with onion tomatoes and random meat.
>>950361717sorry I'm not black
>>950361720Justice for Karmelo.
>>950361710Weird. Do you guys really use commas to denominate numbers?
>>950361717and up north we call you people "niggers"
>>950361710>salmonThat's expensive in some countries. Similar soup/stew with other meat is also acceptable, possible cheaper.
>>950361712For some reason i can't stand the texture of these instant mash potatoes.
>>950361510Based. Yesterday I bought 2 kilos of ground chuck for about 21.50 USD converted from my currency. Meanwhile I see Americans pay that much to door dash a single slop meal and whine that they can't make ends meet. I just wish I had a bigger freezer, because it's full and they have cheap salmon this week.
>>950361586This thing.
>>950361470>needing sodathats for mixers and nothing else>cerealgarbage>frozen pizza (red baron too which is not the least expensive. tombstone is but it can be hardto find)>bread and deli meatliterally a luxuryjust buy your own flour and noodlesthe only good thing here is the chickenfucking deli meat really on a budget?
>>950361725I like a few clumps in real mashed potatoes, but the flavor is on point. you can't tell the difference
>>950361724Salmon in the US (at least here in the north east) isn't as bad as beef. Beef is crazy right now. I've only bought a few pounds of it so far this year.
I'm surprised mods haven't moved this to >>>/ck/ yet just to piss them off
>>950361728I like soda with lunch and dinner. A good sprite or ginger ale is a palette cleanser and it taste good. Also pizza taste better with an orange soda. Cant say why.
>>950361726those are just the stupid Americans. door dash is such a waste of money. hell I don't even order delivery. I place an order and drive my ass down to pick it up
>>950361732>Also pizza taste better with an orange soda. Cant say why.For me its ice cold coca cola. Its gotta be almost freezing so it burns your throat when you chug it after a bite of pizza.
>>950361728that's what I said. the only good things were the deli stuff, but it's probably processed shit anyway.
>>950361719I like to do fried rice with just rice, egg and curry powder. It's great for a leftover yesterday's rice. Classical onions sauce + sesame sauce is nice too, but curry power is just so good and gives nice vibrant yellow color.Add some pork belly/beef, onions, scallions, chilli, carrot and leek and doubanjiang or some other paste and you get some really great stir fry stuff very easily.
>>950361734pizza tastes best with a nice cold beer
>>950361736that rice is looking a little dry
It's a mac and cheese with hotdogs cut up in it kinda night.
>>950361736>onions saucesoi ofc
>>950361739don't forget your pb&j. you'll want extra shit tickets tomorrow
>>950361738Yea, because it had barely any extra moisture added, I like it that way.But the traditional soi + sesame sauce will make it more moist.
>>950361722depends on the countryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_separator#Examples_of_usefor binland milliard and one cent would be 1 000 000 000,01 (don't get me started on the whole long vs long scale number-naming systems)>>950361724fair enoughthe point still stands, you can absolutely make food for a whole week with 50€/$ in the developed world
>>950361742everything else looks good, but I need sauce or something with my rice
>>950361737The only thing that taste good with beer is sausage (brats, keilbasa, italian, ect) or a burger. The worst combo was when I delivered a pizza with a side of milk. Nasty.
>>950361739BEANIE WEENIE
>>950361743I spend around $50 for a whole week for myself in the US. that's less since the euro is worth more. you just have to be frugal and make your own food
>>950361745why!? Just get extra cheese next time it tastes better
>>950361746>eats all the hot dogs>throws the rest in the trashfuck those beans
>>950361575>>950361552>>950361487>yoo I'm totally doomer man, blackpilled 4chan twitter incel sensitive maleYou should be embarrassed of this shit. Same as the "that's all a male needs!" image that's just an empty house and a TV.Learn to cook some good food and appreciate things in life.
Just ordered a pidser, and an ice cold can of coke is waiting in the fridge. Life is good.
>>950361746I haven't had beans & weenies as a meal since I was a kid.
You goyim should be grateful that we don't force you to eat literal shit.
>>950361751wtf is a pidser? I searched online and all I could find is>a geriatric who pisses themselves
>>950361754i would guess pizza.
>>950361746>1 serving = 200% of your daily Sodium
>>950361755what part of the world says that?
>>950361671Based
>>9503617574chan. newfaggot
>>950361757Welcome faggot.
>>950361756Gotta preserve your organs somehow.
>>950361756protein on protein plus 3 days worth of salt.
>>950361750Those battlestation images arent about living like youre poor, they're about how little it takes for men to be happy.Of all the things in life to spend money on, investing in a good bed and good food are the best you can do. Decoration is a woman hobby, youre living space just needs to be comfortable enough to not want for more.
>>950361759>>950361760I've been here for since 2013, and I've never seen that meme
>>950361763>investing in a good bed and good food are the best you can doI would also say a good chair and good shoes.
>>950361688
>>950361758I'm corn fed, and that includes Doritos and Cheetos.
>>950361767you must love Mexican food
>>950361741>gf suggests a good peanut butter>some real organic shit>get home>raspberry jam and pb sammich>try it out>taste like absolute fucking saw dustDont try it.
definitely american hours with the amount of people defending the prices of this crap
>>950361750cooking is boring. I only cook for others. for just myself, it’s 2 ingredients every time. meat (red/chicken/fish) + carbs (potaotes/rice/pasta). and some sauce, I guess. done in 15 minutes.
I know people that only eat milanesas and plain pasta, how do these niggers stay alive.
>>950361769yeah dude most women today don't know how to cook, or what real food is especially if they're younger
>>950361768Nta but taqitos and empanadas slap. Also crunch wrap supreme.
>>950361769the only good thing organic peanut butter is good for is mixing thc into food because of the natural fat. otherwise it sucks
>>950361768I'm in the south. 80% of my diet is messican food.
>>950361771I love the holiday season for enabling me to go all out on cooking for an audience. Its hard to justify that when cooking just for myself.
>>950361770Yeah Americans aren't poor
>>950361481>Just eat like a peasant bro
>>950361776I'm in the United States, 70% in my town is also delicious Mexican food
>>950361470Do Amerifats really? That's at least 2 weeks worth of calories right there
Canned veggies are less than $2 a canDitto for beansRice is less than a dollar per pound in bulkDitto for potatoes Generic brand pasta is like $2 a poundMaybe if you're poor, you should be eating like you're poor.I lived in a trailer in the woods. We had to rely on a fireplace for heat most winters. I feel like I'm the only one on earth who knows how much food costs.But trying to tell a zoomer that it's cheap to eat healthy and hearty meals and they'll whine about rent prices or something.It's okay to rely on staple foods if you aren't rich.
>>950361781That's a day if you eat slow.
>>950361782if you're poor just eat pasta spaghetti
>>950361470ive always found this image to be genuinely appallingthe only thing in it that could be considered "food" is the cheese and meat, everything else is garbage
>>950361772The more you cut sweeteners and sweetened ingredients out of your diet, the better natural food tastes. I highly recommend it.
>>950361785there is no real food in it. it's all processed. even the beans... I'm still thinking about them.
>>950361772Why do you use the word milanesa so nonchalantly like we're supposed to understand your third world babble. Have some shame ffs.
>>950361786>I'm a faggotSee how much shorter that is, while saying the same thing?
>>950361781There is an 80% chance that OP tweet is a nigger.Nearly all of the shit you hear Americans do is nigger behavior being falsely attributed to whites.
>>950361788it's probably some tranny
>>950361782>canned veggiesYou're better off spending a bit more for the frozen bags. Its only a few dollars difference per month and you don't get anywhere near the amount of poison.
>>950361770The world was a better place when pricing gatekept the browns and poors off the internet. I would gladly pay 100 USD per game if it meant I never had to hear or interact with a foreign accent ever again.
>>950361470>food>Only actual food in that picture is chicken breastsFucking americans
>>950361779are you implying that you aren't a pesant or something? Who then? Fucking lord?
>>950361789that anon is correct though.
>>950361790I don't understand why they got Apple Jacks, and they don't even taste like apples?
>>950361773Shes a good cook but shes (and I to a lesser degree) are blasted about how everything is poison so she wants to eat healthy. It was a bad decision.
>>950361790So true
>>950361788Average 4chinner is American therefore a third world shitter.
>>950361470Those are more than a week's worth in calories for a single person though
>>950361797I grew up on cereal in the 90s. if I had kids today I would ban cereal in the household. I'll cook them real breakfast with bacon, sausage, and eggs... and hookers. maybe even pancakes or fruit parfats. eh fuck it
>>950361794>ham>cheese>bread>not foodRight.
>>950361798reminds me of my ex. she was young too
>>950361803>ham like product>cheese like product>bread like product
>>950361803>hot dog buns are bread
>>950361479>Eating non ultraprocessed food is miserable>eating overpriced ultraprocessed food that costs cents to make from leftover and cheao grains is peak feastsNigga you better be baiting
>>950361728>bread and deli meat consideted luxury>4 dollar frozen pizza that's 1320 calories which is most of the day's food also being considered luxury.Mom! The bots are trying to peddle a lower quality of life as the new standard again!
>>950361790Why pretend that the world couldn't see white american trash on TV as far back as the Jerry Springer show?
>>950361774>>950361776Mexican food is just the same basic ingredients rearranged into different folds of tortillas.
>>950361574>unless you have tism
>>950361806>literal loaf of bread>>950361805>chicken like product
>>950361808The cat craves the roni
>>950361800>calls the USA the third world>cries himself to sleep at night thinking about the USA>his country is supposedly superior, but he's to mortified to post what it actually is>>950361802I'd make them eat yogurt with ground beef and worcestershire mixed in.
>>950361810Every cuisine is like that
>>950361505My satellite constellation isnt what we are discussion here, sir.
>>950361470This is the mom post where they complained about the price of their shop when they had a bunch of limes and boxes of grapes in their "weekly" shop.Things are getting more expensive but dry pasta and anything you would typically combine with pasta is still cheap enough to keep you fed on a budget.
>>950361810Italian food is just the same basic ingredients rearranged with different shaped noodles.
>>950361815Clearly you've never left Mexico or Texas.
>>950361819Not an american
>>950361818You're not wrong, Pablo. It's why Mexicans and Italians have the same shitty flag, but with 1 modifier.
>>950361728How the fuck are sandwich ingredients a luxury? It sucks they've got up but are seriously telling me it's a luxury for turkey, cheese, and bread? I could understand if I was trying to go crazy with a sandwich but ffs
>>950361818Japanese food is just the same basic ingredients rearranged with different raw fish.
>>950361821>red green and white are shitty colorsLmao alright. Whatever.
>>950361470Half of that money went to those cases of sodas alone.
>>950361814I like Greek yogurt and yogurt with garlic and cucumbers. it goes good with meat
>>950361823Bri'ish food is just the same basic ingredients, but they're all terrible, innit bruv.>>950361824Red, White, and Blue is supreme, fuckboy.
>>950361825The chips and soda were at least 65% of the total purchase. Shits relatively expensive.
>>950361694Because 'boy kibble' is autism food. I knew a guy who would eat this regularly and claimed it was for max gains, but it was actually because he could barely tolerate anything else because of 'mouth feel' or whatever.
>>950361470This must be from 1992 because all of this will cost you like 400 dollars today
>>950361470I'd replace 2 Lays bags for Pringles
>>950361583>Beans>chicken>sausage>tomato paste/sauce>spices>+ whatever cheap side available around like rice, bread or tortillasI can just eat a chicken fillet over baked beans sprinkled with crunchy fried ground sausageI can make sausage refried beans with tomato chickenI can ground the sausage, cut the chicken in chucks or shred it and make a chicken sausage chilliI can make chicken burritosI can make a pile of chicken beans nachos with a side of bean tomato sauceI can make bean rice with chickenI can make beans and sosigI can make tomato rice with chickenBeans, chicken, tomato and sosig are your frens
>>950361823>>950361824They are shitty colors.Poop is greenWhite is pusRed is fecal blood
>>950361823Ever tried to look besides sushi?>ramen>curry>okonomiyaki>yakisoba>yakitori>takoyaki>tamagoyaki>dangoI genuinely do not know any Japanese fish dish besides sushi.
>>950361821British cuisine is just the same ingredients rearranged into different baking trays
>>950361812>>literal loaf of bread???????
>>950361470kind of crazy there are adults who can't feed themselves properly but it's never too late to learn. don't eat food from packets if you can help it
>>950361827>green is the problemHmm.
>why do we need so many fucking chips? I 100% bet OP's imagine is of a "single mother". she's got no man to tell her she's fucking retarded
>>950361834>>okonomiyaki>>yakisoba>>yakitori>>takoyaki>>tamagoyakiall this is just squid and fish shit.
>>950361838Why do you think communists want to "go green?"
>>950361836that isn't real bread in OP's Pic
>>950361583>>950361832Also a sosig chicken tomato sandwichA tomato soup with the bean water for a side dish
>>950361836????????????
>>950361835I literally can't tell the difference between British food and Indian Street food.
>>950361610Name an adult hobby men have anymore without women and niggers crowding those spaces.
>>950361477I'm 130lbs. A whole red baron only make up half a meal for me. I need a salad and a burger on the side as well. And then I usually follow up with 1/2L of icecream and 250g of chips.
>>950361846cooking
>>950361803Read the ingredients list on a loaf of "bread" the next time you're at the grocery store.
>>950361470>pure goyslopAmericans need to learn to cook...
>>950361479>Everything there is fine except the mountain dewthat diet is high sugar, sodium, and fat. it's really not fine unless you are ok with dying suddenly in your 30s/40s
>>950361845>JFKI have bad news. That parade in Dallas didn't go well.
>>950361726i was a delivery driver for a bit and people that order doordash are either very very rich or very very poor and nothing in betweeni got hit on by so many rich milfs
>>950361844Not him but I didn't know saralee made bread. We have some saralee frozen products in my country but they are only their cold cakes like the cheesecakes or their choco cakes.
>>950361840>all this is just squid and fish shit.>>>okonomiyakiUsually pork belly>>>yakisobaUsually pork belly>>>yakitoriLiterally any meat and organs>>>takoyakiSquid indeed>>>tamagoyakiIt's just eggs
>>950361845as far as I'm aware most British street food is from the middle east
>>950361854look at the ingredients
>>950361849Doesn't seem too bad.>>950361854>I didn't know saralee made breadHave you never been in the bread aisle?
>>950361470I get this is meant to be a rage image for /v/tards who think they're smart for eating rice and beans every day but most of the cost there comes from the chicken breast, cheese and deli meats. The chips are like $2 a bag and cereal is like $3. You should be getting mad at rising grocery prices not flaunting the fact that you eat like a 15th century japanese peasant.
>>950361849Im going to keep buying Martin's potato bread and im not reading a damn thing.
>>950361470this has to be bait, nobody considers junkfood slop as food
>>950361858it's actually cheaper to buy real bread or make it yourself
>>950361857Pure sugar everywhere? I know, they are burger "bread"
>>950361854The only competitor to the US for worst bread in existence is Turkey
>>950361856Wait, I thought all British food was street food.
>>950361854Why can't americans just eat normal bread?
>>950361853I did that for a few years too (honestly need to do it again, its the best second job) and this Anon is correct.Also I must not be attractive because no one ever hit on me. Did have a few young girls answer the door basically in their underwear and pretty much ignore me though.
>>950361470>mountain dew>foodclassic americans
>>950361470>155$ of food>Not a single ingredient to make actual food>Just chips and mountain dewThis woman needs to have her priorities in place, junk food is really expensive.But I guess to become a 300 kilo landwhale you really don't need much brain power.
>>950361848>women arent crowding the cooking hobbyI will slap the back of your hand with a ladle get the FUCK out of my kitchen
>>950361858Not a burger. I think it was implied when i said "we have some frozen saralee products in my country".
>>950361862The bread is practically free as it is. Who cares?I pay other people to do manual labor.
>>950361865heh, it's pretty forgettable.
>>950361870as a man I say that to women
>>950361858>contains a bioengineered food ingredientcorpo slop
>>950361872it's those preservatives bro.
>>950361844Not a literal loaf of bread, mutt
>>950361861Thats the crazy part, I don't think it is. This is what the average burger buys week to week. You know that entire family is fat as fuck.
>>950361479This is a Eurofag pretending to be an American 100%. No way someone can be this retarded not even an American.
>>950361869Not quite but kind of. There is cheese, "bread", chicken breast, some bbq sauce and there is a single can of beans. I can make something with that but it's not going to be the best but it will be edible and just a single meal for two at best.
>>950361876>don't preserve food>that's badOk, rabbi.
what pisses me off the most is the fake bread
>>950361877>NOOO IT'S NOT BREAD BECAUSE THEY SLICED IT!!Are you being retarded right now on purpose?
>>950361874I have to say that to my own mother and sister during Christmastime. There is no space for multiple cooks in the kitchen let me do my work.
>>950361859>get angry about new products I already am.
>>950361881OK keep consuming chemicals. I don't give a shit
>>950361883He's not American. He can't help his birth defects.
>>950361883No, it's not bread cause it doesn't taste like bread. It's okay mutt, I know you'll never leave the States so you will never understand what I mean :)
>>950361884in the line of work I do I actually have to teach new women how to fucking cook. it's insane.
>>950361576>dying from day old foodWho knew the wealthy were so fragile
>>950361885maintaining an addiction is so hot right now
>>950361470you can spend $150 at aldi and fill the grocery cart. vast majority of the food is not processed, no cereals. mostly fruits, veggies, meat, dairy, eggs, bread. or you can buy 1/3rd of that to get brand name trash
>>950361886Literally everything you consume is a chemical. That's how chemistry works.>I DON'T EAT FOOD MADE OF MOLECULESSure, retard.
>>950361893don't gaslight me you fucking retard
>>950361893
>>950361470you buy one graphics card once every decade, can you really not afford 200 a year? kinda embarrassing...
>>950361866They should be able to bake normal, good bread like the rest of europe.What went wrong?
>>950361889At least you have space for multiple line cooks. Im sorry that you have to work with women at all.I have a goddamn galley kitchen there is barely space for just me, I dont need a second or third body hogging my space when Im working with knives, fire, and a hot oven.
>>950361895>shitter quote>shitter filenameGo back.
>>950361895Aren't leftists the one that say we should eat nothing but grass because it isn't made of chemicals?
>>950361897Jews
>>950361898>DUDE LE OVEN IS SO DANGEROUS I AM LE MANLY MAN
>>950361473>fresh produce >red meat >fishall are now extremely expensive because health fags ruined the market for everyone else with their meme diets
>>950361880Yeah, saw those, barely one meal at best, the rest is just premade food ready to go in the oven.If he didn't get all those fries and beverages, he could've bought actual ingredients to make food for like a whole week or even more.Hell, those breasts could go for a couple meals if he doesn't eat a whole breast in one go, just slice it up and cook it in slices and accompany it with more things to pad up the less chicken per person.
>>950361470For me?Meat, vegetables, fruits, grains, nutsI cant even drink a whole Mountain Dew without getting sick, pure poison
>>950361898no I don't. it's just a normal kitchen in a house. I have to teach new hires how to actually live. it's so surprising that most women are just ignorant. no offense to them.>has your mother never taught you how to cook?
Jannytrannies rope yourselves already
shit I thought it was going to be moved to >>>/ck/
For free he did
aw man these retards don't know how to cook
>>950362143It got here because of the fucking retards blogposting
All fucking janny niggers must fucking hang.
>>950362166were on /b/ you beat know how to boil cum
>>950361902>you should just let people bump into you when youre handling hot metal in a small spaceI hope you get burns in the most uncomfortable of places.
>>950362143Whats the difference?
how do you cook cum in order for it to be safe for ingestion?
>>950362188GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN I JUST PRESSED A BUTTON ON AN APPLIANCE IT'S DANGEROUS WORK MAKING SOI LASAGNA
>>950362208were surrounded by insane retards
>>950362223I said "difference".
>>950362220>please update your microwave
Today, I ate>a burrito (via ubereats of course)>10 kinder chocolate bars
>>950362244fuck you
>>950362251Only 10? You will never grow big and strong that way
>>950362185>>950362155>in the middle of posting a reply>nigger jannies kill the thread for freeHow do I donate to soijack party to get them to dox the network again?
I was having fun, now I have to deal with cum guzzling fucking homos on >>>/b/
>>950362309You act like /v/ is different.
you might as well sent this to >>>/trash/ it's better than /b
>>950362357I don't act
>>950362220Are you too stupid to realize that the oven door needs to open at some point? If you try getting in my goddamn way youre going into it on 425 for 6 million.
what is this hell? /b/ doesn't care about cooking food. they eat logs of shit and push tranny faggotry.
>>950362419HOLY FUCK OUT OF MY WAY I'M TAKING OUT MY SOI LASAGNA WITH OVEN GLOVES
I highly doubt that this will be ylyl
People here are too fucking retarded and gay
bad choice mods. you should have sent the to >>>/ck/
TJD
we're on /b/ now I wonder how these corpofiles cook, and eat their shit?
They eat niggercock and niggershit mostly
clogged throats
these degenerates can't even eat without stuffing down shit
>throat the log
>>950362641To be fair, all food eventually becomes shit.
>>950361888Not sure if trolling or just ignorant, but there seems to be a rumor going around about Americans amongst europeans which baffles me...Just about every single grocery store in America has a dedicated bakery and butcher shop that puts out fresh produce daily. It's not the same as what you'd get in the "bread aisle" which is more processed.
>>950362953And you've never eaten real bread. Sorry that you will never leave your country. Have a nice day
>>950363004Normally I'd unannouncedly report you for lame trolling attempts but we're on /b/ now, and it's no longer against the rules. You win this round, faggot.
>mutt gets so butthurt at the truth he seethes about not being able to report meThanks for confirming you have never been outside your own country and have no idea what real food is like.
>>950363269Come on monkey, you can troll better than that.
>>950361470>>950361471Isis, fuck you.
