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So there's this Asian chick who's interested in me, but she's a Vietnamese Catholic. What are the odds she'll be cool with fucking like rabbits and just never getting married? She's sweet and nice, and kinda retarded (she's interested in me, after all), which makes me worried she's not into premarital sex and will be too uptight. On the other hand, I have heard some Christians think anal doesn't count as sex, so that would bring me back onboard.

What are the odds she'll be uptight and boring rather than horny and cool?
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Once a woman knows she wants to fuck you, and especially once she knows the sex is good, there are very few moral/religious/ideological things that will stop her. The issue might be getting there, but if you make her coom hard enough her brain will turn off and she will turn into a dumb horny slut.
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>>950441902
But are Vietnamese Catholics the sort of Christians who don't care about "muh purity" or the other bullshit? Or are they crazy like the Americans?
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>>950441999
Jesus christ.
Want.
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>>950442372
me too
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>>950442686
i wanna make out with that asshole
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>>950444033
The real question is: will a catholic let me eat her asshole?
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>>950445160
this was for this: >>950444473
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>>950445160
probably not, but just go for it
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>>950439889
hey guys! retard here: should I pervert the light and innocence of both a Catholic from a far away land that has never heard of our shit, AND a gook that enforces those values?

that's how you sound, I hope you don't get shit.
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>>950439889

kill yourself in case you have a chance with her.

you will be BEGGING to marry someone like that in a few years. I would put a ring on it on the spot, swallow my pride and take the L and take this chance to be vanilla as fuck.

not looking forward to your vietnamese mexican mutt
niggers these days, thats more than you can afford faggot
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>>950445207

with ice cream and a hint of her shit. Daddy's nasty every night and I dream she is younger than allowed
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>>950441999

Holy shit, do you want Gold flakes with that Filet Mignon steak faggot? you need ketchup and Texas A1 thick and heaty sauce for that well done shit?

I can break her open, and gangbang her with niggers I bail out of prison. you want me to take her virginity for you? you're already wrecking a Viet household. I hope the father loses his shit and you find out. Last people to have values and morals. dirty Mutt piece of shit.

I'd kick your ass to a bloody pulp within an inch of your life if I knew who you were

just tell her you're on 4chan and you enjoy dog cocks bro. Chinese people are creepy she'll understand
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>>950446527
Chinese people literally stole those Christian values from White CATHOLICS before it was all pozzed to shit.

ask a chinese girl on omegle to be nasty as fuck and her gook as wil be retarded as fuck. like anyone wants to fuck a gook

YOU be the Catholic disappointed Asian father, buy your daughter a hijab tell her its modest western and christian with some bullshit lies, like youre taking it back and shit, and chinkmaxx the retardation.

another name for it is innocence. until all the creeps come out of the woods. once you flush them out you report them or they find out.

Chinkmaxx. easy
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>>950441999
source???? god daaaaamn
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>>950446801
Lmao, schizophrenia at its finest.
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>>950439889
>>950441999

give me your whore mothers address, I will teach you not to be a faggot to decent people with class. its like you haven't been blacked enough
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>>950447015
fucking pig. pearls before swine.

I don't need to spit out wisdom. out of many good bottom line points one of them is for certain: your mother's a whore.
I don't need to talk further shit.

ask your black stepdad #3 to make you a tranny. you're already a faggot in the closet, make the red flag bigger for us people with decency.
maybe that translates as mental illness to you because you have never lived outside America where every fucking day is an episode of south park. just ask anyone who's ever survived a shooting.

did they have it coming and how much money can be milked out of this? those are the tough questions
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>>950447015

when you're a bastard byproduct of Mexican comedians and worse than they ever were, is there any point in crying to Chief dumbfucko and frito pendejo in ICE for the based workers and taco makers?

if anyone made sex nasty it was mexican comedians. boy i miss trolling naive gringos before everybody and their mom felt entitled to it
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>>950447366
>call you a schizo
>proceed to word vomit schizo nonsense
never fails
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>>950447560

only fucking niggers and faggots use the insanity accusation defense to cry victim and justify their existence in society

make no mistake: you are not part of society

fuck you you read it and heard it. hope plenty of other people who just don't like you do too.
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>>950447560

kiss your Jewish masters ass. lick the boot harder. pay more taxes
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>>950447793
Have you ever spoken to a mental health professional and been honest?
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>>950447560

it could be a chink household I will warn them you're a piece of shit.
I probably saved a child doing that.
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>>950447874
You're nuttier than squirrel shit son.
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>>950447826

you were just talking about performing acts of sodomy on someone with the profile that they don't want it

both the "gateway drug effect" and the peer pressure rape are slippery slopes.

we can read your mind from here you want to do something sick out of 4chan to a child

you were saying?
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>>950448036
Are you asking me to provide further evidence for people to look at you?

because I can troll here, you fuck with the wrong people here.
you seem to take this website seriously
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>>950448140
You have no idea who you're talking to anymore.
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>>950448036

OH THE CATHOLICS ARE AN EASY TARGET!

how could I forget the only religion protected under religious freedom are muslims and kikes.

before that that was some bullshit for protestant cults, and their satanic cults
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>>950448173

If I punch gringo/internet persona non grata in the face does it matter?

because you seem to like to be the one brining up past drama.
pedophile dogfucker. I treat you like shit all I want, bitch

Dog raping a Thai girl from an innocent clean family is serious shit. there should be people who should put a stop to you.

I'm just running my mouth so the father is aware what a piece of shit you are
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man why is there a schizo here. just post more asian butts
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>>950448173

I never come here to talk to your bitch ass, no matter how important you think you are. I was going to tell you to fuck off last time but its funnier this way

nobody's talking to you.
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>>950448445
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream, totally sane guy?
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>>950448401

oh like you're a white Chris Chan troll and shit? your shit don't stink?

I'm glad black people exist to give you a black eye, and all the other minorities that make you uncomfortable.
I vote blue now stupid faggot.
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>>950448401
In case you hadn't noticed, this place is a salt lick for them.
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>>950448583
there's just no taking the high road for a man who got gangraped by niggers in the 90s

get angrier at words on the screen faggot hahaha

the way you react and project is unhealthy

I don't need to beat your ass on the street, poor you if you try to get smart and stop me to talk with some jesus shit. self defense
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>>950448677

women think you are a creep.
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If a girl loves you she'll let you do just about anything.
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>>950449056
You have literally zero basis to say that, and I doubt you talk to women ever.
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>>950449838
im back from ignoring you

1 you post here
2 you post like a bitch/talk like a faggot
3 women nowadays are the way they are to protect themselves
4 your posts are plenty evidence for us to judge

4 things off the top of my head, and as a player with experience with women I do talk to them

now shut your faggot mouth up
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>>950450185
>as a player with experience with women I do talk to them
In which dream or AI chat?
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>>950450238
LMFAO keep hitting refresh kid. instant reply pussy repellent

instead of trying to suck off old men for wisdom here to get smart out there, which you are never going to do you should go outside and make some friends

creep

heads up im closing this tab. get ghosted by people better than you faggot
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>>950450359
I 100% guarantee that you will reply as long as you're getting attention.



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