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Her Grandpa is a piece of shit.
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Wonder how many times he molested her
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>>950645724
And you’re not? I’m not convinced.
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>>950645724
Painal
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>>950645724

WHY ARE ALL OF HIS CHILDREN UGLY?

All of the relatives
The Trump family has terrible genetics

CHINLESS UGLY FACES

ivanka had TONS of plastic surgery before she was even 14 years old

Her father urged her to undergo plastic surgery procedures to make her face look better

WHAT A BIZARRE THING FOR A FATHER TO DO

THEY ALL HAVE AN EMPTY DUMB DEAD LOOK IN THEIR EYES

STUPIDITY

AND THEY DON'T HAVE CHINS
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AGAIN: what kind of father encourages his 11-year-old daughter to undergo facial plastic surgery procedures to make her less ugly?
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>>950645991
sometimes you can judge a book by its cover
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....... What kind of message does it send

For a father to be embarrassed by his 11 year old daughter

Thinking her face looks too much like a chipmunk

And encouraging her
TO CHANGE HER FACE WITH PLASTIC SURGERY BEFORE THE AGE OF 13?
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>>950646058


especially when the book cover had THE UGLIEST, LOWEST CLASS WHITE TRASH DNA?

and a one inch long penis?
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"Hey Ivanka, sorry for interrupting your childhood, but I've been noticing you don't have a pretty face, and although you're only 11 years old, I would like you to consider extensive plastic surgery"

I've got a reputation to keep up

And I don't want your ugly chipmunk face embarrassing me
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>>950645991
are you fucking blind?
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Or even creepier :

"Hey Ivanka, imagine what a piece of ass you would be if you got plastic surgery and a boob job, and yes I realize you're only 9 years old"
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>>950646247

Blind?...... ME??.......

Are you suggesting Ivanka Trump is actually pretty?

You've got to be kidding me
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>>950646297
no, but kai is
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>>950645909

>>950645991
I dont mind people looking good or bad.
I do mind criminals are supposted to go to jail and not the white house.
but perhaps Im old fashioned, Id call myself conservative.
I mean the real meaning of it.
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>>950646247

FACT: Ivanka Trump is UGLY AS SHIT

Her fake tits are disgusting
Her fake nose is disgusting
Her fake chin is disgusting
Her fake dental work is disgusting

IVANKA TRUMP IS DISGUSTING
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>>950646350
i agree with you, i don't think kai is ugly
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>>950646310

To each their own...................

One man's "beautiful young woman" is another man's UGLY CHINLESS BLUNDER WITH LOW IQ EYES
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>>950646371

Well I respect your right to be attracted to whoever you want...

.......................I just don't see it

I see yet another chinless chipmunk
WITH LOW IQ EYES loud and clear
low IQ can be seen in the eyes
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>>950646391
>>950646434
agree to disagree
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I'd have sex with both
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>>950646371

Have you ever had an urge to touch yourself during a Don Junior interview?
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>>950646506
no, i'm not a faggot that saves samples
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>>950646461

Dude......... You'll find classier, hotter, more glamorous women EATING AT GOLDEN CORRAL ON THEIR BIRTHDAY
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>>950645724
rent free
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>>950646656
is she a tranny??
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>>950646533

I'm not exactly what you'd call a "faggot", either

In fact, in my 62 years on this planet, I managed to ejaculate into well over 800 women and teenaged girls

and I say "kai" (is that her name? I don't even know her irrelevant name) is less attractive than most Caucasian girls from the same age range...

If people still went to the malls to go shopping, you could go to any mall in America right now and find thousands and thousands of better looking girls from the same age bracket...

Bland.....

Nondescript.....

Unmemorable.........

Dull......
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>>950646656

You're terrible at pretending not to realize he fucked that 13 year old with HIS ONLY REAL TRUE FRIEND EVER, Jeffrey Epstein
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>>950646722
how did you make it to 62 still larping on 4chan instead of killing yourself
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I can honestly say the overwhelming majority of the women I've had sex with were much more attractive than "kai"

(what a stupid pretentious name)
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>>950646764
projecting your own fetish onto your daddy, tranny?
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>>950646805

I've been clinically dead SIX TIMES!!!

not joking
I have been technically clinically DEAD
no pulse, no heartbeat at all... Flatline
S I X . . . F U C K I N G . . . . T I M E S . . . .

no shit .....
Obviously, I was also defibrillated six times as well

Hence the fact that I'm alive

But yeah ... I've got a long history of SURVIVING™

you couldn't handle my level of existence
I promise
You'd tap out
You'd beg them to stop the rollercoaster

I can simply handle much more than the average man
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>>950646932
rentfree
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>>950646972
indeed
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>>950645724
She's kind of hot but she also kind of looks like The Donald. Would you? Could you?
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>>950646932

You know what they say about
GUILT BY ASSOCIATION..........

And of course it's true....
Our friends say a lot about WHO WE TRULY ARE

And in Donald Trump's life, he never had a real honest FRIENDSHIP

until he met Epstein

In videotaped depositions, Jeffrey Epstein openly admitted "DONALD TRUMP WAS MY BEST FRIEND OF MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR ALMOST 15 YEARS"

They saw a certain qualities in each other
That made them gravitate
And they were literally
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

B F F

Until Trump tried scamming Epstein out of millions in a real estate scam, and that's where Epstein finally drew the line

That's when Epstein started discussing the possibility of sabotaging Trump with Michael wolff

Yep .....

Michael wolf was consulting with his friend epstein, offering creative ideas on how to sabotage Trump's presidential campaign

And when Epstein was arrested a second time TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT

The most powerful man in the world

The most to lose...

And Trump was president WHEN EPSTEIN WAS MURDERED

Who had the most to lose?

Keep in mind, Epstein was STILL talking about sabotaging Trump all the way up to his alleged suicide...

He and Michael wolf had discussed sabotaging Trump on the jail phone...

.........................interesting
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>>950646932

Oddly enough, I've never seen an innocent man STRUGGLE SO HARD TO PREVENT THE TRUTH FROM COMING OUT™

...................... It's illogical

Why would an innocent man want to hide his innocence from the public?

But then again, LOGIC and INTELLECT had nothing to do with you supporting Trump

He simply hates the people you hate
And that was good enough for you

You're a scumbag...
You're even lower than Trump
YOU ACTUALLY VOTED FOR HIM
You stupid uneducated self-disenfranchised scumbag

There was no replacement theory necessary

You made yourself obsolete a long time ago

You Self-disenfranchised years ago
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John did it better
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>>950646972

Like I said earlier......

You are HORRIBLE at pretending not to realize Trump is a hebephile who literally beat and RAPED a 13 year old girl
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>>950647266
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>>950647322
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>>950647310
nta
I just pointed out people with deviating sexual preferences living rentfree in anons head.
that is all.
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>>950645724
rape
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>>950647266
Ella Bleu is not only FAT AND UGLY

but she also has LOW IQ EYES

You can literally look into her eyes
AND SEE HOW PAINFULLY STUPID SHE IS

But then again, Travolta had terrible DNA
His DNA was never intended to mix with a female

He's a genetic homosexual
Who was never intended to reproduce
That's why his kids were garbage
Ugly stupid mentally ill worthless garbage
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>>950647447
Lay off the pipe crackhead
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>>950647322

..................Dextromethamphetamine
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>>950647322

Look how SAGGY AND DROOPY her nasty lard sack tits became
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>>950646954
>>950647124
>>950647220
>>950647310
>>950647447
how about you put money where your mouth is and post 1 woman you find attractive
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>>950647397

Unfortunately, the Meth didn't improve her IQ Score
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>>950647492

LOL @ you never getting any pussy

hahahaha
Sorry, bro
It's so obvious you're alone

You fixated on THAT???!!!

........................THAT ???!!!!

gross
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>>950647567
Are you imagining that people think you have high IQ?
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>>950647551

Believe it or not, I DON'T STORE PHOTOGRAPHS OF WOMEN I DON'T KNOW

I don't have any folders of pornography
I don't have any folders of beautiful women

No need to collect photographs of women I've never met

I realized that sounds alien to you...
Because those folders of photographs
Or your substitution for a history of girlfriends and relationships

No sir... I don't have any downloaded photographs of women I don't know

................................sorry about that
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>>950647707
you're not beating the faggot allegations
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Thread has been plagued with incoherent ramblings of a distraught tweaker.
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>>950647637

I know my Wechsler Scale Scores...

Two of them.....
Both the WISC-R (for adolescents)
And my WAIS scores....

and believe it or not, I scored a few points higher as an adolescent then I did as an adult....

I only put a limited amount of weight on IQ scores

Because they don't actually measure "how much you know"

The IQ score measures
YOUR BRAINS ABILITY TO ABSORB KNOWLEDGE

Not how much it's already absorbed
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>>950647124
>>950647220
Seek help, take your meds and go back to reddi.t
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>>950647637

Hint: both scores were in the "Very Superior" range

.........................true

the category isn't called 'genius'
it's called VERY SUPERIOR

And maybe it's just me, but I don't like that term 'very Superior'

I think it sounds stupid
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>>950647637

She looks exactly like her RETARDED BROTHER JETT™

and by the way ........
If you're going to name your son "JET"

........................SPELL IT CORRECTLY
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>>950647747

Saggy Droopy Ella Bleu
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>>950647886
Begone demon
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>>950645724
Piece of shit is putting it lightly, he's a fraud and traitor
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>>950647752

> Distraught tweaker

That sounds clever, except it's hard to tweak on bullshit LEVOMETHAMPHETAMINE, the reverse isomer of Dextromethamphetamine

levo is garbage, not exactly 'fake' meth, but THE REVERSE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF DEXTROMETHAMPHETAMINE

This "mirror image" reverse isomer molecular structure means it won't land on the right receptors

Meaning the user never experiences any euphoria

They might stay awake...
But they won't be happy...
They will be uncomfortable and irritable

They will be on edge, agitated and unhappy

Because the molecular structure of the Levomethamphetamine IS NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF MAKING THEM FEEL GOOD...

And since the Mexican cartels can no longer obtain the precursors to make the real thing (Dextromethamphetamine) they have been flooding America with worthless LEVOMETHAMPHETAMINE for years

Which was one of the main reasons why my wife and I decided to quit doing hard drugs TEN YEARS AGO

this past month, back on May 28th, WE BOTH CELEBRATED 10 YEARS CLEAN WITH NO HARD DRUGS !!!

10 fucking years.....
I'm not sure what you were doing 10 years ago....

But we were quitting drugs...
DRUGS BECAME BORING

That's the reason why we quit...

IT BECAME BORING ™

(You Don't Know Jack shit about drugs, because you've lived your life sitting in that little chair, staring at your little computer, terrified of experiencing life face-to-face)

That's the same reason you don't get any pussy

It's because you're a gaming chair novice
Your real life experience is so limited
But at least you've got that chair

AT LEAST YOU FOUND THAT CHAIR ®
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>>950648125
I'm not reading all that
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>>950647827

I take my meds every single day....

I took them just a couple hours ago, in fact

I have to take these medicines for the rest of my life....

But I've decided to comply with the medical regimen, because I'm having so much fun here on planet Earth, I don't see any reason to cut it off prematurely...

again: SIX FUCKING TIMES™

IVE BEEN DEAD.....
SIX...... TIMES......

lol you couldn't handle 15 minutes of my life

You would have a conniption fit, and end up in a psych ward somewhere...

You literally couldn't handle it
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4chan still pretending to know anything about politics. Let me guess, YOU'RE the one who finally has the receipts on Trump. Sure kid.
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>>950647931

AGAIN: who the hell names their son JET?

...........................................lol

And if you're going to name your son JET, you could at least SPELL IT CORRECTLY

John Travolta is a pilot...
So he named his son JETT?

...................JETT???!!!!!

with two Ts?..... Hahahahahaha weirdo
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>>950648224
>I take my meds every single day
I can tell
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>>950648208

There has never been a moment of my life where I was concerned with WHAT YOU READ OR DON'T READ

It's never been my problem......

and it's not about to begin anytime soon
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>>950648229
>types '4chan still pretending to know anything about politics' on /b/ since hes not ok with threads content
>pretends to know anything about politics and posts on 4chan
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Somebody has a full diaper
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>>950648313

> I can tell

....... The same way I CAN TELL you've never studied internal medicine, not even for 15 seconds of your life?

......the same way ANYBODY CAN TELL you've never studied psychology, and you couldn't hold an intellectual conversation about psychology if your life depended on it

You don't have time to learn....

Because you're too busy
PRETENDING TO BE KNOWLEDGEABLE
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>>950645724
yeah but shes hot
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>>950648408

I'm going to be honest here....

THAT?.......

THAT is the only photo I've ever seen of her where she wasn't ugly

That one photograph....
That one singular moment in time....
They accidentally captured her looking halfway decent

She still doesn't look great...
But she looks better than she normally does

That one photograph...
it's almost a miracle
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>>950648479

> she's hot

correction:

> YOU'RE simply desperate
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>>950648479

> she's hot

even a McDonald's happy meal seems like a gourmet culinary celebration...

..................to the right person
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>>950648542
>>950648595
fag
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>>950648514
We're so unlucky to be present for your big boy temper tantrum
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Dude.........

this is totally unrelated and tangential, but......

GOD DAMN
THIS BANANA FLAVORED VAPE
IS SOOOOOOO DELICIOUS!!!

I let lhad some good vape flavors before
(My all time fave is an organic 100% real HONEYDEW MELON flavor from Virgin Vapors)

It tastes exactly like having
PERFECTLY RIPE HONEYDEW
Melting on your tongue...

Oh my god it's SO good

but this banana flavor?
This shit ROCKS!!!!
It's just right...
It's literally perfect...
Just the right flavor....

This makes quitting cigarettes seem really easy

BECAUSE IT'S SO GOD DAMN DELICIOUS
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>>950648653
Do you even know the definition of the word "fag"??......
because a fag is a man
WHO NEVER HAS SEX WITH FEMALES
............... And that describes you perfectly

Me?..... I'm married....
I've never gone an entire week in my life without a girlfriend, fiance or wife at my side
Not since I was 16 years old....
that was many many many years ago
Ever since I was 16
I have ALWAYS had a girlfriend or wife
right here at my side
I plowed through women
I literally plowed through them
Like a farmer sowing seeds
I never went an entire week between girlfriends or wives
And I always used to complain about it ...
All of my real life friends
Had to listen to me
Complain about it
"God dammit I wish I had just ONE YEAR to myself without a woman on my arm"

It seems like a weird thing to complain about... Never having a dry spell

But it was important to me...
I never got to have a year to myself
And I somehow felt "shorted" by it....
So I would always complain
"Damn it even just SIX MONTHS"

"how about just ONE MONTH??!!"
but invariably, every single time one relationship would end, within five days TOPS I would always turn around and realize "fuck! I'm already in another relationship now"

What an odd thing to complain about...

But it's true ...
I've never had the dry spell between girlfriends or wives that lasted more than 5 days
I never had ONE ENTIRE WEEK without a woman on my arm....
So be careful who you call a "fag"
Because YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEVER HAS A GIRLFRIEND
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Oh..... And by the way......
I CAN TELL YOU ARE A GOOD MAN
Seriously... It's all too easy to joke around and poke fun at each other in here
All too easy to slip into insults without even realizing it

Par for the course in here...
But all joking and insults aside
I CAN TELL YOU'RE A GOOD GUY

I CAN TELL YOU'RE NOT A STUPID MAN
I CAN TELL YOU'VE GOT CLASS AND DIGNITY

Something tells me you had really smart parents...
Because obviously somebody raised a good and honest man
Which is rare these days.....

I'm just giving you shit about Travolta's daughter
I've never even seen her before
I knew he had a retard son
And they look like they must have been twins or something I guess?
Yeah, it's tragic about Travolta's son
And his daughters not ugly at all
She's cute... She's got nice facial features

I was just giving you a hard time
Force of habit, I suppose?
I need to make an effort
To not drop into the oppositional defiance insult argument thing in here
It's almost like second nature
Any conversation can quickly become
Argumentative and oppositional

Trolling, shitposting, whatever you want to call it

So I'm going to be a big boy
And just be honest with you:
I CAN TELL YOU'RE A GOOD GUY

Surprisingly enough, I'm willing to bet you and I would actually get along really well in real life if we knew each other

You're not a bad guy
And I don't have any hard feelings towards you

Or John Travolta's daughter
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BONUS:

I'm selling Suboxone Dissolving Strips

only $20 each
hurry hurry hurry

and now I'm about to take a Suboxone, and 1 mg of alprazolam and go to sleep

THE PERFECT TIME TO GO TO SLEEP IS 9:00 P.M.

THE PERFECT TIME TO WAKE UP IS 4:00 A.M.

If you live your life by these Farmers Hours, you will be a much happier person
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>>950649640
No one but a fiending fope sick junkie buying them for more thsn $10 where i live
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>>950645724
Im so in love with this privilaged chick bros. I got a whole folder of her i fap to.
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>>950649768

hmmm, yeah they'll pay $20 in Atlanta
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>>950649882

next time you're out in public, and you see a drop dead gorgeous classy businesswoman ...

Approach her
and tell her about your masturbation folder
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>>950649768

shit..... they cost $20 each AT THE PHARMACY dude

If you're not paying with insurance, they cost $20 each at the fucking pharmacy

So I can't imagine anybody getting one for $10
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I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
.
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>>950646053
Digging those fingers in like a fucking child raping monster.
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>>950649768
and YES @ a fiending dope sick junkie
.........................sure
Or, maybe even SOMEBODY WHO WAS 10 YEARS CLEAN OFF HARD DRUGS when he had a heart attack, heart surgery, and the hospital inadvertently made him become physically dependent on opioids while he was hospitalized...

Totally innocent...
An inadvertent physical dependency
Caused by prescribing Dilaudid around the clock, and a fentanyl PICC line in my neck

at least I TOOK THE INITIATIVE™
I TOLD THE DOCTORS:
"YOUVE GOT ME PHYSICALLY DEPENDENT ON OPIOIDS"

at least I realized the scope of the situation, and I TOOK MEASURES TO END THE PROBLEM
now I'm no longer physically dependent on opioids....
I weaned myself off the opioids
BY BEING PROACTIVE
I'm the one who TOLD MY DOCTORS what to prescribe me
I'm the one who TOLD THEM prescribe me buprenorphine, naloxone and promethazine
And I will handle the weaning process myself
.......... Which I did
Immediately.........

I took control, and ended the cycle
(Very rare these days, instead of wanting to take advantage of the situation and keep getting high)
I proved I was more interested in living than I was in fucking up
And my doctors are proud of me
Two doctors:
A heart surgeon and a female internist

BOTH of them said "wow. Thank you for bringing this up, and we are confident you can successfully wean yourself"
No shit....
They actually verbally announced that they were proud of me for realizing there was a problem, BRINGING IT TO THEIR ATTENTION, and tackling the problem...
(These days, most patients are full of shit, and would try to take advantage of the opportunity to have access to opiates)
Not me.......
The last thing I want is a physical dependency on dope
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>>950650241

LOL @ SNAPFAG

Collecting photographs online = the polar opposite of getting laid

Any little boy can download photographs



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