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To some of you this may sound like a good thing but it's quite literally giving me a heart attack. So you see I love places like the pool, beach, and water park. I'm there in at least one of those places every single day. Of the year I'm probably there 360 days minimum. And I have always loved to swim, exercise, talk to people, enjoy the sun, etc.

Beautiful women in bikinis were always distracting but I put up with it. Cheeky bikinis were EXTREMELY distracting and gave me MASSIVE boners but fortunately they were a tourist only thing, usually the odd Brazilian woman. Out of say a thousand woman 999 of them would be wearing proper full coverage bikinis and only 1 wearing a cheeky bikini.

But then as the years went by cheeky bikinis began to gradually increase more and more. At first I thought it was exclusively tourists and foreigners but then actual American women began wearing them too. The more I saw the more my boner grew. It was to the point that I had to buy really baggy and long swim trunks to try to hide my boners and also keep a towel over myself.

And then we have today...not only are full coverage bikinis a super rare sight now, the women are wearing actual THONG bikinis. Not even cheeky anymore. Fucking THONGS. And it's literally every woman! Even my female friends! Even some of my female family members! Even my female boss! Even my female coworkers! It's ALL women!

And it's all just giving me a heart attack and making me cry. WHY THE HELL HAVE THONGS REPLACED ACTUAL PROPER FULL COVERAGE BIKINIS?!?! WHY?!?! Now I might have to stop going to pool, beaches, and water parks altogether because my boner just won't go away!

WHY HAVE WOMEN LOST RESPECT FOR THEMSELVES?!?! It's fucking insane and EVERYONE is treating it as normal and not doing ANYTHING about it!!! I don't know what to do!!!
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>>950678876
I kinda relate to you about the boners but errr calm the fuck down dude lol. It's really not that serious
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nigga you gay as fuck. this is a fucking literal gift from god to all straight men out there and you're complaining. i hope women start going to the beach naked just to spite you
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Girls who show off their asses and tits will ALWAYS get more attention than those who don't.
And attention is all women live for anyway, so I don't think we need to worry about string bikini bottoms going away.
Women know they have three major assets going for them, and one of them sure isn't their personality.
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>>950678876
It's funny how naked the woman on the right looks compared to the woman on the left despite both being in bikinis lol
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>>950680544
the left is not a bikini. it’s a 2 piece. the top is too big to count as a bikini
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In the very very very very very small chance (probably somewhere around 0.00000001%) that there are some sexy ladies (by 4chan's super low standards I don't even care if they're trans or non-binary as long as they're hot) browsing this board and reading this thread please do NOT listen to OP. Everyone else but him loves thong bikinis. Let your lovely beautiful asses be out for the world to see.
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>>950681618
>(by 4chan's super low standards I don't even care if they're trans or non-binary as long as they're hot)
Based. They're not the majority that's for sure but I've actually seen a few very hot trans or non-binary women that could be mistaken for real women and who actually looked even more feminine than some real women. Like this one trans woman I actually met in person who was between skinny to average weight and she had a very satisfyingly perfectly round ass and I know it was real because in photos of when she was a male teen the ass looked almost the exact same. Same ass looked ridiculous on her male self but amazing on her female self. Felt like she was predestined to become a trans female. Unfortunately I never got to fuck her but at least I got to hug her when she was wearing a hoodie but no bra underneath and felt her hard nipples on my chest.
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>>950683285
>but at least I got to hug her when she was wearing a hoodie but no bra underneath and felt her hard nipples on my chest.
just from that alone you've gotten more action than like 95% of 4chan have gotten their whole lives lol
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>>950678876
Okay though but the swimsuit on the right looks so much more flattering than the swimsuit on the left. The one on the right looks like what hot young women in their 20s and 30s would wear meanwhile the one on the left look like something my mom would wear or perhaps even grandma. The swimsuit on the left just doesn't look cute or sexy period.
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>>950684067
to be fair that's somewhat the fault of the photographer rather than the swimsuits themselves. the one on the left is just sort of posed normally and practically while the one on the left seems to be trying to be as sexy and dreamy as possible. the one on the right also seems to be edited more than the one on the left. seems like they added a lot of extra shine to the model's skin. if things were completely reversed then the ones on the left would be sexier despite having fuller coverage



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