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Did you ever share a dorm with a roommate in highschool/uni? I never did but always imagined some gay behaviour went down in those dorms
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>>950753425
Yes. Me and some guy. We did anal
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>>950753425
just say you want to hear some gay dorm room shit, for christs sake
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>>950753533
It's a hot fantasy ngl
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>>950753533
It's one of the many gay conversion threads
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>>950756565
Conversion?
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>>950757290
hypno
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>>950756565
>Sissy crap
Get that shit out of here
This is about greek bromance
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>>950756565
Indeed, shifting the anons' baseline to gayer levels imperceptibly, over time. A psyop on 4chan to make all of the users gay. In 2006 /b/ homos were a funny joke. Everyone posts hard gay and laughs. Anons post about Bridget ironically. In 2026 /b/ someone is posting photos of women you want to fap to, but half of the image is a cock being jerked off or something. Training your brains to be gay.
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>>950759507
I think the real irony is performing masculinity by objectifying women in the name of patriarchy when you really deep down want to fuck bussy.
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>>950753425
Yes but it was in middle school. We slept together and kissed sometimes but that was about it.
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>>950760037
Irrelevant reply. Bad bot.
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>>950760037
How is it irrelevant?
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>>950761793
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I had a roomie in college. Hooked up with this tiny asian chick first year and knew he's super into asian chicks so he pretended to be asleep and i stripped her then fucked her in our dorm. I could tell she was super into it because her pussy was pulsing so hard the entire time, pretty sure she came multiple times. After she was out I pulled the blanked off and he fingered her pussy and blew his load on her little tits.
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>>950753425
I shared a dorm with a guy.
One night he brought a chick home.
I was gonna be nice and gathered my stuff to head out but he asked me to stay.
We ended up having a threeway.
After she was used up and left, he thanked me for the help.
Since we were both kinda laying there sweaty and naked, he noticed my cock twitch.
He immediately dropped to the floor and started sucking me off.
I blew a huge load down his throat.
Before he could even apologize for it i jumped him and did the same.
We started fucking regularly.
14 years later, still live together and fuck daily.

Dorms are hella gay.
Not even once.
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>>950753425
Twice. Both experiences are proof that this place made me into a worse person.

>Freshman year of college
>roommate is a chink named "Tsz"
>WTF, there are no vowels?
>Tsz is supper disgusting
>leaves his dirty clothes all over
>never takes out the trash
>entire room except my little corner quickly goes to shit
>Tsz gets a live-in girlfriend (which isn't allowed, but I'm not about to rock the boat)
>she's also a chink from China
>really cute but fucking disgusting hygiene-wise
>room smells so bad I almost gag every time I walk into my living space
>try to clean, but it goes back to this mess as a default every weekend
>flies and gnats all over
>contract scabies from living them
>one of the worst experiences of my life

As to how 4chan made this experience even worse:

>become brony because of /co/
>have pink Twilight Sparkle bedsheets
>chinks disassemble my bed and reassemble it in the hallway
>entire dorm laughs at me
>steal their laptops and cell phones while they are sleeping
>put them in the microwave
>wake them up and threaten to turn it on unless they put my bed back and apologize
>almost consider turning it on anyway, but don't

Yeah. Even I cringe from having those bedsheets.
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>>950764697
Second experience.

>be Sophomore in college
>roommate is normal guy named Jacob
>maybe a bit old for college and balding, but otherwise a really cool guy
>he doesn't bother me and I don't bother him
>this is what roommates are supposed to be like
>respect.jpg
>anyway, my class schedule only has classes on Tuesday and Thursday with a massive four day weekend and a break on Wednesdays
>fast forward to the end of the term, finals week
>I decide that it's a great idea to take my finals on Tuesday, stay up all night, study all Wednesday, stay up all night again, then take my finals on Thursday before crashing out
>academically, it paid off with a 4.00 GPA and I was Valedictorian eventually
>socially, I fucked myself because I was absolutely delirious from sleep depravation

How did 4chan fuck it up, you ask?

>Thursday evening, get back to dorm and go to sleep
>wake up Friday afternoon and Jacob's gone
>Saturday, Sunday, Monday and Jacob's gone
>See a letter on my desk on Tuesday from Jacob
>letter essentially says, "I didn't want to come back here. Dude, I don't know what made you think that was okay, but never do anything like that ever again."
>rack my brain wondering what the fuck he was talking about
>he shows up on Wednesday and won't look at me or talk to me
>tell him I was confused about the letter and didn't understand
>he's skeptical and tells me to fuck off
>I convince him that I'm genuinely sincere about not knowing what happened
>proceeds to angrily tell me that last Thursday I sat up in bed, logged onto my computer, started looking at porn, and jerking off right in front of him
>I legitimately have no memory of this at all
>I must have sleep-masturbated without realizing it
>realize that I pretty much only jacked it to 4chan and Motherless content
>who the fuck knows what I was watching when he was in the room
>he didn't say what I had accessed, but he said he left when I didn't stop



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