Haha look at this loser
>>950832760Uh huh, uh huh... Let's see your bank account, Shlomo.
>>950833077BANK account.Meaning the BANK owns it, NOT him. Dumb ass!
>>950833077Well having a bunch of physical gold isn't exactly useful for purchasing things. Try to go to the grocery store and buy food with some gold coins.
>>950833107>>950833187Just a little peek. I won't judge.
>>950833294I have 5 dollars inside my bank account.
>>950833319So you're sitting there attacking Elon for being a billionaire, but you don't even have double digits in your account. Very interesting. Even I have around $800, and I'm NEET. Have you considered you're jelly?
>>950832760Oh no. He only has $999,999,999!
>>950833468Not at all, because I am happier than both of you combined. Because my brain power is so strong.
>>950833502If your brain power was strong, you'd have some real money and you wouldn't be happy, and if you were really happy, you wouldn't be obsessing over billionaires. You'd be busy, you know, BEING HAPPY.
>>950833581This is true.
>>950833468OP here, Some moron is trolling you and you fall for it
>>950833581I am happy. And I don't use my brain power to make money because the system is so fucked by corruption that even my insane brrain power abilities can't just get rich like that, idiot. What about you? How did you make 800 dollars?..........OH THE GOVERNMENT GAVE IT TO YOU
>>950833657Eh, don't much care. It passes the time. Maybe next time, I'll be the one shaming Elon.
Dudes on 4chan admiring rich folks. "Oh brave new world that has such people in it."
>>950833694You can get the government to give you free money, too, but you lack the brain power to make it work.
>>950833769I actually do get money from the government.......... Maybe we are more alike than we think. Except I'm hotter.
>>950833816Not a chance, bro. Ladies compliment me all the time.
>>950833875>Ladies compliment me all the time.Family members do not count..........
>>950833910S-SHUT UP, THEY DO SO.
>>950833943No, but really, one time, I was out voting, and one of the ladies working there complimented my glasses.
>>950833974Ur gay
>>950834036no u :(
>>950834084BE QUIET DUDE WERE DONE
>>950834097Oh... Sorry...
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>>950832760Most of his supposed money is unrealized gains & I'd love to see what his debt load is
>>950835233Cope, commie.
>>950833501That's not even a billion genius
>>950833581Do you think Musk is happy? He tried to be hip and liked by everyone. He tried to be Iron Man. He tried being a comedian. He failed repeatedly in publicly humiliating ways. Now he wants to see it all burn.
>>950838380>Do you think Musk is happyNo, like I said, intelligent people tend to be depressed.>He failed repeatedlyOops, I guess he'd better throw in the towel so you don't feel like such a faggot for giving up after one try.>he wants to see it all burn by taking us all to mars away from jewish nonsenseOK, Jew.
>>950838548>taking us all to mars away from jewish nonsenseyou, you're awfully dumb, aren't you
>>950832760Imagine being the richest man in the world and somehow still manages to be a fucking beta cuck manchild
>>950839137Shalom!>>950839171And a "gas yourself" to you, rabbi.
>>950839314sup elon, gonna cry?
>>950839791>elon is on 4chan replying to anyone who criticizes himTake your meds.
>>950835832He's not going to fuck you or pay off your bills dude
>>950840468>you need to want a billionaires cock or money to defend himI have no trouble getting laid and I pay my own bills. Maybe if you stopped projecting and got a job, you'd have more success yourself.
>>950840863What do you gain from defending wealthy people on 4chan of all places so vehemently in the middle of the night?
>>950841082This will undoubtedly come as a shock to you, but some of us don't do good deeds with the expectation of a reward, you greedy fucking commie.
>>950841082For real, though, my gaming bro's at a concert and I'm bored.
>>950832760Talking about yourself?Nice fake news, faggot.
>>950841280>sucking off elon is a good deed
>>950841395Cope
>>950832760Envy isn't a good look.
>>950841429>not hating a man for earning a fortune while my lazy ass hasnt is a bad deedNo reaction image. You've got a perfectly good mirror. Reflect upon it.>>950841458Oh, no, not the AI-generated, underaged pixels!!!!!! We should heckin' lock up that meanie Drumpf!!!!!!!
>>950832760>loser>still the richest man in the worldCope
>>950841461lol they wish they could be pasty fatfucks with "hair units" and botched dick enlargements too
>>950832760what happened? did he piss off the jews?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo7NfmD0d4&ra=m
>>950841895It's always the fucking Jews. You can't be a self-made rich man without being intelligent, and you can't be intelligent without noticing the fucking Jew.
>>950841839>botched dick enlargementskek. Had to look this up. Apparently a rumor started by a female rap star that has a beef with his ex. You fucking leftyfaggots will believe anything.
Can confirm, >>950842336 sucked Elon off while I watched and masturbated.
>>950842446Seriously, though, why are you leftists so obsessed with people's dicks?It's pretty weird.
