femanon here am I doomed
>>951426092nois that a wig?
>>95142609245/10God damn
>>951426119no but I dyed my hair black 2 months ago and it won't come out so it looks greenish
>>951426148what this number mean
>>951426199Well.1 /10 would mean ugly and gross.5/10 means mid10/10 means super cute/hot/ i want me some of that45/10 means that i am so god damn hard
>>951426092Would
>>951426257I'm very flattered actually thank you !
>>951426092I'd fuck you.
Post face and feet
>>951426092you look amazing holy shit
post a candid photo with your face fully visible with no filtering or excessive framing with hair it's too difficult to judge from this photo
>>951426092bikini?
Show more skin please.
>>951426892well I have this kek
>>951426981sry comp sci nerd here whats ur favorite game?
>>951426981I love you
fucking summerfags everywhere. post your tits you idiot so we can move to timestamping next
>>951426092>femanonTits with timestamp or you're larping
>>951426993I <3 compsci nerds and galaxy zero debate
>>951427098yo no way thats cool, you into computer science yourself?
>>951426981do you not have an ordinary photo of your face with no sunglasses or weird filters or angles or editing. are you that ashamed at the thought of people seeing youI'm not even saying you're necessarily unattractive or whatever, just many people do this and I never get it
>>951427064tit + timestamp on my sick watch + bathtub from pic
>>951427138casio vintage edition right
>>951427138very funny
>>951427105not my thing but my close friends are compsci major, I'm more into ornithology myself
>tfw no ornithologist gf
>>951427138your skin looks pretty
>>951427158>ornithologywhats your favorite bird also yeah im in the cybersecurity type of things and hardware
>>951427110you're absolutely right actually
>>951427188Belly button?
>>951427148yessir
>>951427209this, show us, op
>>951427211how long you had it for?
>>951427188Isis, fuck you.
>>951426092What was on your shirt?
>>951427004you're adorable I love you too anon
>>951426092are you slut for bbc?
>>951427259local college shirt i got for free and sleep in
>>951426154dyed hair is the mark of the beastyou're not unique interesting or defining yourself as a personlose some weight stop caking on make up and using filters eat clean take healthy supplements do some weight training but don't turn into a muscle girl or fuck your hormone levels and you'll be fine once your hair washes out (consider cutting it)men are willing to overlook your boyish butterface if you've got a decent personality and don't live in the fantasy world where chivalry is a requirement and you deserve it because ??? moist hole between legs and potential future mother of children
>>951427187IT nerd? favorite bird dream bird to spot is the green broadbill but my favorite birds I've seen are cedar waxwings !
>>951426092Youre fat. Yes. Probably not obese but you are a fatty .
>>951427299strange strange little boy also none of those pictures have makeup or filters (I pinky promise) and I do weight lifts
>>951427321see here's the reason I posted this I'm worried it's super noticeable kek
>>951427312>green broadbillafter googling wow what a bird its like really bright green i imagine they are rare or something right? are any of the two you mentioned endangered?
>>951427345I like it show your stomach
>>951426092Nah, I can see you look good! It's all there, much potential.Attractive lips, nose, eyes, eyebrows, skin, and your overall build.In my opinion, admittedly, maybe your hair cut / hair style isn't really doing it for you. I imagine you can't change it overnight due to the differences in length per section, but maybe in future work towards something different together in alignment with your hair dresser. Maybe something more classic and longer on top? I guess you find your hair difficult to control and leaving it long might allow it to just fall in graceful waves.Also, while probably due to how you're holding your phone for the picture, in general pay attention to your posture, as everyone should. Bring your shoulders back and raise your neck a little.As for clothes, wearing a t-shirt and shorts is fine in general, though perhaps something less tomboy-ish would work better with your hair style.I actually wonder how you would pull of your hair by wearing a sundress or something. It would offer more contrast and do the individual parts more justice.Anyway, hope all is well with you!
>>951427350awww you're showing me a lot of interest that's sweetcedar waxwings are least concern (but rare to spot because they flock and move sporadically), and green broadbills are near threatened because of habitat loss in their native rainforests of malaysia :(green broadbill for reference
>>951426148Crazy Ralph. What a man.
>>951427397mostly just cuz birds are weird creatures idk to me plus they fly so its cool idk. whats the rarest bird ever
>>951427188wait you actually look unusually cute, I think you're unironically in the running to possibly eventually be one of those internet-famous people who are popular due to their looksI also suspect your face looks very good with your body given the silhouette in the OP. and not sure if you should have more or less weight but I think you have a body type where you look hottest when at least somewhat overweight>>951427345it is very noticeable, but no I think you might not get that at least in america straight guys will on average find you more sexually attractive by being around the level of overweight you are in those photos. some guys you like may not have that preference but a ton of people will. you might even look better with more weight. but it's subjective and you may care more about your own opinion than the opinion of people superficially attracted to you
>>951426092>>951426981>>951427188Cute-looking but not really "hot". By the loose clothes and carefully selected angles I can guess that you're maybe a bit chubby and doing your best to hide it.You shouldn't feel bad about your body. I've gotten catfished before by girls from dating apps that did the same but didn't care (we ended up banging anyway).Your face really looks good, assuming you didn't cake your face in pounds of makeup or something. Your hair looks gorgeous.You look better than 90% of the girls I've been with but don't let it get to your head because I'm kind of a loser. 7/10>>951427138You got a sense of humor, that's great. Nice tits!If you have a good attitude this will make up for whatever flaws you might be insecure about.>>951427356Seconding this. Stop hiding your body if you want us to rate you honestly.
>>951427321yes she's perfect (I'm into thicc girls)
>>951427380fucking doctor analysis lmao
>>951427380wow!!! very detailed thank you so much :)I'll definitely see what can be done about the hair but I dress very tactically kekin that second picture I'm taking a whale watching tour to spot albatrosses so it's chilly !
>>951427419hmmm I'll get back to you on thattop of my head is ivory-billed woodpecker but its story is basically a conspiracy theory. supposedly it's extinct but every couple decades there are credible sightings so who knows
>>951427428not to be uncouth but if she were thin she'd probably just look boring (attraction-wise), but as overweight as she is right now, at least 50% of the people in this thread are getting hard looking at her below the shoulders. and not even just due to 4chan being overrun with frothing-at-the-mouth goonersit's possible her face even looks better when she's overweight, too. the mild facial fat in >>951427188 may be playing a big role in the cute aestheticsshe might look pretty in a different way if she lost tons of weight but I'm pretty confident that thicc look is the thing that'll make some people (not even "fat fetishists") feel immediate intense lust. some girls bodies' distribute fat in an unappealing way but she got passed the thiccmaxx genes
>>951427421phew !!!! thank you so much (I'm so flattered) because now I'm thinking I need to stop feeling so gross about the weight while it comes back off slowly :)
lose weightstop dressing like shitstop asking people on the internet for opinionsget a job or get a better job
>>951427623Show your stomach
>>951427623there's probably a certain point where too much weight would be bad, but in general yeah I don't think you need to worry about ityou look a bit like this onlyfans girl who also looks better (to many, including me) when overweight. she lost a lot of weight recently and looks less sexually attractive now. (but obviously she may have many reasons for wanting to lose it it)
>>951427614you're absolutely right about me looking boring when I'm thin, I basically have no curves and a disproportionate chest, but I do miss not feeling fatalso this is so crazy because I've never gotten this many compliments ever kek
>>951427656working on it
>>951427664don't do this
>>951426092dam bring dat butter face over dis way yo imma lick dat asshole and plap yo tomboy pussy
>>951427684holy fuck she's hot
>>951427719why are you asking some of the worst questions on one of the worst places on the internet?the people here are basically worthless and shouldn't be consulted on shit.
Need to fix that hair so it stops looking like some kind of helmet.
>>951427486Hehe, tactical is a look too! It can work! Last thing about the hair: I guess it's mainly the fringe and how you frame your face, in my opinion.And I was actually only referencing the initial picture you posted.Whale watching/needing to be practical - anything goes, of course! An oversized black raincoat/windbreaker is cute in any case.Spotting albatrosses from a chilly boat tour sounds like much fun! I once saw a pod of pelicans fly low between the crests of tall black waves and it was amazing to witness; they looked so free and easy.
>>951427766all lives matter
>>951427719I actually like your chub figure
>>951427568same guy again another quick question do all birds behave the same
>>951427685your personality is surprisingly sweet and cute for a 4channer who writes "kek" online, it's interesting how non-combative you are despite being internetbrainedalso if you want another compliment: for some reason something about your smile/mouth/teeth is very cute + hot here >>951426981. "faceporn" as the gooners like to call it>>951427755>holy fuck she's hotyeah she's great
>>951427766I'm bored and I spend a hell of a lot of time on different boards anyway but I've never revealed myself as a femanon (kek) and it's crazy to see the difference in responses
>>951427838i dont rlly care ur a femanon lowk just caught my eye cuz its surreal to find a normal person on here lol
>>951427820I don't even know what to do with positive attention haha ! Thank you ! And I'm very big on loving everyone because I really seriously do love everyone I think it's a fantastic thing to do. Keeps me happy and healthy
Post your butthole so I can jerk off to it.
>>951427971
>>951427421also oh man I never replied, this was a very considerate response though and I really appreciate you taking the time :)
>>951427884I'm not sexist at all and don't care what sex/gender someone is and I like anonymity for that reason, but I freely admit I would not say much in this thread if it weren't a girl or if it were an ugly or even average-looking girl. Not even out of any opportunistic motivations. I guess our brains are just dumb. While I like birds, there's no chance I'd detour to talk to some random anonymous 4chan guy about birds.>>951427960Lol wtf why are you such a good person while also looking and being so cute and while also somehow being a 4channer. I'm guessing you possibly might be intelligent, too, from your writing style. (Though not nearly enough to judge that)I'm not even intentionally glazing you, you're just an anomaly. I'd say that even if you were unattractive (in spite of my first paragraph here) but all that while also having an especially cute aesthetic face and curvy thicc body...
>>951427971I even love you anon. You were even considerate enough to tell me what the picture of my butthole was for
>>951428040stfu birds fly
>>951428047See you're actually legitimately funny too, you're not even stupid reddit/pleb-funnyEven completely ignoring your gender/appearance I think you might be somewhat of an outlier for anonymous imageboards. You better not let this go to your head because you may be one ill-advised post away from suddenly finding yourself with an /r9k/ simp army or something
>>951428040thanks for stopping by no matter what anon ! you seem like you have your head on your shoulders but you're also very very sweet good golly
>>951428127HA that would be something. Very cute thought I'll try not to act on it kek I'm content being a lurker
>>951427988Isis, fuck you.
>>951428158You are a very adept and cute conversationalist and it's endearing how much you seem to appreciate being complimented. Maybe you should post threads again occasionally so we (by we I mean I) can see you adorably thanking people for saying nice things some more. I guess with an unavoidably accepted risk of one day most repliers just calling you a fat ugly retarded attention whore while demanding to see your breasts
>>951428299You posted this earlier and everyone ignored you, This should tell you all you need to know. Now fuck off.
>>951428313I'm all smiley and stuff ! Do you think /b/ has music nerds too ? I could show off my vinyl collection or something (starting with Schlagenheim by black midi, my favorite album of all time)
>>951427138I lol'd, but now show your actual tits
>>951428453Aw you're so cute... you probably are fun and pleasant to be around irl. You actually even kind of look like some sort of cute weird animal of some sort on top of having a cute mammal-coded personalityBut no don't actually do that, on second thought, it'll probably just backfire I guess I shouldn't be surprised you also have good music taste, given everything else. But no I doubt you'd get almost anything useful from posting music-related threads on /b/, it'll devolve into a shitshow immediately. You'd get at least some good discussion in /mu/ but obviously including your face in a /mu/ thread OP may not go over well (and a mod would probably delete it)
>>951428524You're so right those were titmice not tits. Sorry. Great tits go
By the way, are you over 18? (Not asking that for weird reasons, just don't want to be unknowingly replying to a minor. And please don't lie. I will take a lack of response as you not being over 18 and not wanting to get banned by confirming it.)
Have I stumbled into /soc/ by mistake?
>>951428618omfg is the baby face that bad yes I'm over 18
>>951428560Okay now I'm convinced this is either an AI thread or someone who needs to go to >>>/soc/
>>951428644Opinions on looks is a /b/tard thing I think
>>951428642Sorry just had to be sure, I assumed you probably were and you mentioned compsci majors etc. but I've seen way too many of these instances and you don't look so old that it'd be totally implausible
>>951428644No I'm just probably autistic or something. But yes this does belong on /soc/ instead I guess
can we get one last pic from you?
>>951428560The animal thing is an incredible compliment, I'm a wildlife biology majorAnd black midi isn't for everyone
>>951428612Stop playing coy and expose your breasts, or forever be remembered as another man larping
>>951428729I'm so flattered so here goes the most revealing picture that exists of me hahaI marched contrabass bugle my freshman year of college :)
>>951428833oops
>>951428846Pretty hot, would repeatedly creampie no birth control/10Youd look better with a different hair style though
>>951428917That hair was bad man kek
I dunno, I think the hair's pretty cute. To each their own
>>951428846Super cute, love that hair. Post moar!
>>951428735You gotta admit it would actually be impressive if OP were a 55-year-old guy from Belarus larping as a good-natured wildlife biology 4channer girl for hours without the slightest break in character >>951428731In all seriousness it's nice that you care about not just humans but all sentient life, and your benevolent mindset shines through very refreshingly in your personality and how you write and think. And I guess it's a good cycle because that makes people feel inclined to say nice things to/about you>>951428846Good lordSurely you must have already known people like you/find you attractive, how are you so easily susceptible to being complimented by anime imageboard incels lol. Wouldn't you literally be like the upper echelon of hot girl in every social circle you're in. Even if you're culturally a 4chan weirdo or whatever Like I mentioned earlier you'd likely be some big or at least medium Instagram influencer if you tried doing that. At the very least a small one, if you're lazy with it.And not to be weird but I think you'd possibly get absurdly hot if you gained more weight than you had then or have now, maybe too much would make you look frumpy but there might be an as-yet-unreached ceiling where you'd look 10/10 naked instead of 9/10. Your body seems like it tends to distribute fat in a nice looking way>>951428917Her hair being big and idiosyncratic is precisely what makes her stand out as cutely hot rather than just being a generic pale hot girl, though. Maybe it's a bit too much there but better to overshoot than resign to mediocrity and stagnation. Or maybe I'm wrong and she would look better than with a totally normal haircut and is just being unnecessarily quirky idk
i'd fuck it.
What this guy said
>>951428846Hot as fuck! Love the hair too. And those pretty boobs off course *unzips pants*
tits or gtfo, whore.
>>951428846you're cute, I played tuba in highschool, marched sousaphone though, didn't do band in college. Would wife and family. Have a good life.
>>951429153But any guy here would fuck almost anything Here I'd actually put in strenuous effort to fuck it. I'd buy it a plane ticket and agree to watch its awful favorite TV shows. I might even talk to it
>>951428846Take a pic rn with some gesture otherwise we will assume you're a fat guy larping.If this is actually you I WILL cum for you.
>>951429148>idiosyncraticshut up you stupid fucking retard who the hell has ever written this much about a random hole on bwhat the fuck is wrong with you you sperged out meatsack
>>951428846Are those hairy armpits? Do you have a nice bush too?
>>951428846you could make millions on onlyfans. just saying.
>>951429224Like I said: autism I initially wrote eccentric but that has some slightly negative connotations, so I changed it to idiosyncratic, but that's not the best either. "Niche" or something maybe would've made more sense. Plus animal pin
>>951428846to the summerfags who can't tell this is fake: schools can't open soon enough you freaking idiots
>>951429266hold your breath until i respond to you again
You are medium pretty. Now show us those fat tits.
>>951429280retard
>>951429148Holy glaze . Not even close to hot girl in irl circles kek . I can make friends easily but that's because I'm a jolly lil dude
>>951429280Fakes are pretty easy to tell. If you read her posts, it'd need to be like a 140 IQ troll to pull that off>>951429300You need to relax. I WILL flamewar to the death over someone's hair if push comes to shove, so don't shove, buckaroo.
>>951429187Thank you so much tubanon !! I hope life is kind to you <3
>>951429230I love bush and not the 9/11 guy yes
>>951426092Just shut the fuck up please. No one gives a fuck about dumb bitches being attention where's. "AM I doomed goys?" Bitch please! You could be a 600 lb black amputee burn victim and there would be some dude desperate enough to stick it in you! You literally dont understand the definition of doomed. You'll never understand what its like to know that you'll never be in a relationship or to know you'll die a virginity. You could unironically ask any guy you wanted to on a date right now and probably get zero rejections. Or they would at least be nice about it. Us guys would be lucky if they just said no. Otherwise we'd probably get our asses kicked by their boyfriends or even possibly called the police on us. So yes, I guess you are doomed if you wanna make believe a fantasy land where women can be incels or some stupid shit
>>951429489Damn bro relax. Jerk it out!
>>951429471Post bush peek plsAnd/or more hairy pits
>>951428846Very hot!Not even really fat, just chubby, which can work when the ratio's are fine. And here they defintely are, creating some pretty big boobs too! Furhermore I guess it add to the 'novelty' of your looks in general; your face is very cute and I doubt it'd be as cute if you were to loose weight.
>>951429331Okay I might be getting carried away, maybe my impression of your personality is coloring my perception. More objectively you're like a 7/10 but I think some people will find you abnormally cute on top of liking your body shape so to them you'll be a much higher ratingMaybe something that brought out your eyes more could be worth trying, I think the lower half of your face stands out more by default and I know nothing about cosmetics but anything that might make your eyes seem larger could complement that maybe. Though maybe everyone looks better if they do that, idk
>>951429489I know it feels like there's no one out there for you but there literally is ! I've seen so many sweet genuine but arguably unattractive guys get into good long term relationships ! Dude it's not over if you take the joypill I'm being so serious nothing ever is that serious !! I believe in you man drink some water and take care of yourself
>>951426092Assuming you are a woman I would nail you. You are fine. Stop trying so hard.
>>951428846Not after I start making degrading AI nudes of you
>>951428846California no ?
>>951429636Is it degrading if she tacitly likes that it's happening though and that a bunch of 4chan weirdos devote so much attention to her they're heating up their GPU to make fake scenarios of her to cum to
>>951429563I was actually kinda insecure of my face being fat thank you :)
>>951429605Oooh yes I think eye stuff would be cool. That rating is WAY higher than what I got in high school kek
Adorable.
>>951429721Ypu're very welcome!Mean it too :).Would you like sharing more pics of your face? Its very pleasant to look at
>>951429605It's very sweet you like my personality too I'm so flattered thank you :)
Post feet
>>951426092Tits+time stamp has been the rule for decades. Get the fuck out
>>951429683If she liked it she'd just post tits instead
>>951429721I'm pretty sure there's a spectrum where too much or too little fat would be an issue, like the androgynous model facial structure is best with minimal fat, you have the cute soft fluffy feminine facial structure which is best suited for being basically kind of fat>>951429805It's cute that you're cute in both like a completely platonic way and in the various other ways>>951429791Agreed, it's a nice face to look at, more pictures would be nice Or also a silent facecam video too
>>951428846Would rape/10
>>951429853I'm not a woman but I don't think that's necessarily true
>>951429791You're so nice ! Turns out I take a lot of pictures in free local shirts
>>951429886
do you like black guys?
>>951429893How many men have cum on that pretty face
>>951429893Very cute! Loke the black hair better you have rn.Ever tried red(ish) ?Would it be possible to take a selfie rn maybe? The screenshots might mean you're actually a larping guy lol :).Also, fet fetishisht incoming
>>9514299110 and it's gonna stay that way kek
lol @ u idiots falling for this
>>951429893Maybe in some future you take lots of selfies in my free stolen shirts ;)
>>951429924The screenshots are to protect the original metadata of the pictures :) I'm posting myself on 4chan but I'm not completely dumbI can do a selfie though
>>951429934Bro if this is AI i am Officially done with the Internet.
>>951429953Can you include your hairy pits in it
>>951429953Afaik 4chan saves no metadata. https://www.metadata2go.com/delete-metadataWjatever you prefer off course.Id love to see a 'love' selfie of you :)!Maybe you want to put up all your fingers except the middle one?Sounds like a weird request, but that would be a pose AI might struggle with if you are not, in fact, the cutie in the pics.
Jax Slayher or Damion Dayski?
boo
>>951429959Likely not. Does not exclude larp.
>>951430019Cutie!!!Im getting a bit aroused... hope you don't mind :).Whar color are your eyes ?
>>951428846>cute milk truck with low self esteemokay like we all know you're larping but basically any dude who walks past that girl wants to grab her by the hair, drag her into the bushes, and impregnate her
>>951427188>ywn get high with a cute stoner girl and train her holes for the next 73 hoursi hate this fucking universe sometimes, man
>>951428846Most revealing picture that exists so far
>>951430095I'm gonna be so honest I started this thread stoned and then it got positive attention so I'm just kicking my feet and giggling that y'all find me cuteYou'll find your stoner chick anon ! Lots in the world (quality varies)
you like?
>>951430019aw you look cute and sweet, you really do look like some disoriented woodland creature. i think what's common about you and other unconventionally attractive people is a mix of kind of weird facial features with good facial symmetry and ratios, so like you're facially simultaneously odd looking yet hot, which evens out to "adorable" to some and to others hot or even erotic where just looking at your face turns them on. I'm not giving a backhanded compliment or whatever, I do find your face highly attractive and tbh like >>951430036 said your face is actually arousing to look atalso there's something appealing about your eye color and the way it looks against your hair color. you have quite a distinct look, maybe a lot of people ignore you but some people are going to find you peculiarly and especially attractive>>951430146you are really insanely adorable
>>951430146Glad you like anons adoring you so much!If only I could find a place to get woman adoring me lol.Ofc, if you like, you could continue posting and watch us all loose our mind cutie ;)
>>951430172Gay
>>951429951I prefer my girlfriend's stolen shirts kekI'm gonna come clean I came here to get told I'm fat to lose weight for my girlfriend (who I don't trust would tell me when I get fat and ugly) but y'all just ended up being cute and nice to me so I I'm soaking it up and using that instead. Thank you so much anons you're so sweet sorry not sorry if this ruins it
>>951428846People who are this attractive, know they are attractive, this feels like a troll.
>>951430187Woodland creature is such a darling compliment ! I hope today someone notices the color of your eyes too and your pillow is cool and fluffed
>>951430229Well we adore you and you better just accept that and live with it cutie!Doesn't ruin anything, your honesty is appealing.Of I am very honest, the only thing that ruin 'it' is you stop sending pictures, cause, with you consent off course, I'd love to start touching myself while looking at you cutie :)
>>951430236you are such a sweetheart and I am happy your thread turned out well. I have no idea who you are but if I saw you irl I'd hug you
lol OP I'd advise just not responding to >>951430251, not worth it I think...
>>951426092even in my advanced age (40) I think you're good. Cute face wins over almost everything, and big hair is awesome. Even better if you're hairy down there as well. Fuck all these fags that want girls looking like children.
>>951430284I even asked for consent :(.That's like the most considerate thing I've ever done online lol
>>951430251>with you consent off course, I'd love to start touching myself while looking at you cutieWe were all having a good time in here and then you had to go and ruin it by being weird come on man don't do that.
>>951430306idk man just don't make it weird, some things are better kept as thoughtcrimes. when you make it the other person's direct problem it graduates from a thoughtcrime into something uncomfortable. women know guys jerk off to them but a guy telling her/asking her if they can jerk off to her is a completely different thing that puts pressure on them and also removes any possible plausible deniability
>>951430319Ok apologies I misread the room.Thought it might be withtin borders due to this tag>>951426394
>>951430335Exactly this don't involve me anon LOL
>>951430342Wrong tag. I meant this tag >>951426511
>>951430357I thought that was the most positive reply I was gonna get kek thank you for asking though
>>951430229fyi I think men (due to testosterone) tend to be more likely to find heavier women more attractive than women do, so this may not necessarily be the best test. (though women attracted to women also tend to have more testosterone than straight women, even if a lot less than straight men, and I know a lot of them are attracted to overweight women)I guess you may not really ever be able to know if she's telling the truth or not, if she's too nice about italso just curious but are you a lesbian or are you bisexual
>>951430292Very sweet ! Thank you very much yes I too think tiny hairless women are generally unappealing
>>951430146>I'm gonna be so honest I started this thread stonedimo farnesene is the best sex terp just a shame it's hard to find strains where it's consistently dominant
>>951430396Lesbian ! I had a boyfriend in high school but he had a very nice feminine voice and I pegged him kek so I'm not sure if that counts. I broke up with him because he said he wanted big biceps and I gagged. Unfortunate realization for both of us LOL
>>951430445should have made him watch sissy hypnosis
>>951430399That's what I've heard too ! And I'm too broke for fancy strains anyway I get the cheapest prerolls I can find and save them for either period cramps or absolute shit hole days
>>951430387Well now I dont know how to get back into the loop anymore lool
>>951430489I was halfway there but then he had like a conservative awakening or something I'm not sure kekHe cross dressed and called himself a girl in bed and it was really good but it doesn't compare to the real thing. I love women and my girlfriend looks like she's doing charity work I LOVE LATINAS
OP is very cute. If we worked or went to class together, I'd have a crush on her
>>951430445interesting. do you ever find any femboys attractive, or no. do you mainly just like voluptuous feminine women (similar to yourself lol) / do you have like a straight male type of sexuality
>>951430569100% chance, within day one or two I'd be crushing hard
>>951430569I'm afraid I would rape her
>>951430569Awww thank you anon !
>>951430019You are veru cute. What would make you even doubt?You wanna show us you eyes a bit better maybe? Looks like they are nice.
>>951430235>>951430285I'm not even posting this to sexually harass her, plus she doesn't even like men, but, you're right, she indeed looks rather striking next to black dicks
>>951430577So ! I'm actually not that big of a fan of big chested women but I do love a fat ass lmao. I still find femboys attractive but only for their holes and perky nipples. I also don't find masculine women attractive I sound less cute and more perverted but I belong on 4chan for a reason kek
>>951430736I would do anything to see you (lovingly) rape a femboy
>>951430723LMAO>rather strikinganon you're so fucking funny what does that even mean have a great day man
>>951430019No more selfies?
>>951430757I would've done anything to do that like a year ago also LOL that breakup sucked cause he was skinny enough to throw aroundGirlfriend is better in every other way though
>>951430736Do you let your gf piss in your mouth
>>951430803I mean my face hasn't changed much since the last one kek lemme see what I can find though
>>951430832Jeeeej *wiggles toes*
>>951430825I probably would if she asked yeah. She's an angel with a gorgeous face and beautiful thighs how could I not
>>951430847LOL
>>951430856can we see her?
>>951430856How bushy is she
>>951430877I might heavily censor her to brag haha>>951430803I took this one in sequoia national park where I went birding to find stellar's jays and clark's nutcrackers
>>951430989that's a very good photo
>>951430989Cuteeee. I want to hug you while I play with ur hair. Kiss your neck and feel ur lips with my fingers. Slap ur ass while walking the streets and then make a stupid, joking excuse for it. Fuck I'd even go birdwatching with you allthough I defintely don't have the patience for that.Sadly I'm not your taste lol, so I'd settle for booping your nose.
>>951431137YAY thank you !>>951431140With that cute ass energy you're 100% the perfect man for some lucky girl out there ! Go make your future wife happy by picking up a weird interest or improving yourself I believe in you :)
>>951430774>>951430814You and your girlfriend need to abduct a femboy and chain him up and administer daily penetrations. I need to see you cumming while making a femboy your little rapehole.>>951430989It'd be hot if we found your girlfriend more attractive than you and all the attention moves onto herAlso you look really cute in that picture. I'm noticing your mouth/smile is quite wide and that kind of contributes you to looking kind of cartoonishly cute (in a good way)And it may just be hindsight bias but I feel like you kind of do have a bit of a lesbian phenotype possibly, somehow
>>951430877Me and my tall ass girlfriend. Louie Pikmin for privacy reasonsShe's 5'9 and I'm 5'3, I'm a pro tree climber. It's not about height or length or girth it's about finger speed kek
>>951431193Welp trust me it's not for lack of trying, woman just aren't into me :(.Becoming a wizard soon.If I was not a social person I'd understand it.People like me in groups; I'm a good jester or smth in such situations. But one-on-one, the second I move closer to someone they pull away.So I just channel the energy to some random stoner-insomnian cutie on 4chan loll
>>951431238Ok you have pretty eyes but ur gf's eyes are DEFINITELY mocking urs
>>951431238ok you look insanely cute in that photo, you know that right.(I'm sure your girlfriend looks cute too, if I could see her. and I know she must find you incredibly cute, look at you two together...)do you mind sharing your ethnic background. I'm not someone who cares about race stuff at all but you kind of look vaguely or partially middle eastern>>951431282I am not at all good with women myself but you are probably, knowingly or otherwise, offputting energy that makes them eventually want to distance themselves from you. you might be somewhat autistic or SPD or something. possibly fixable, though. for one, make more/any (platonic) female friends
I need a few more pics to complete the meme
You have the facial structure of a misshapen peanut and your hair looks like you should be in Mötley Crüe.
>>951431319Yea I'm pretty sure I have autism too lol.ADHD I do have. Apparently the new DSM only categories people as autistic if they have severe problems communicating, which I don't.I actually had quite some platonic female friends, so that too should not be part of the problem. I'm also not afraid to talk to woman (flirting is another thing tho).I also think I irradiate a 'fuck-off' vibe.Tbh I think I'm done trying to 'fix' it. At one point acceptance would be better, no ?At this point I'm also too fixated / hopeless for anything I guess.The second a woman would show me real interest, I'd melt like butter. This in itself would scare them away, as for some reason I keep hearing that hopelessness is the most unattractive thing for a woman.
>>951431223Daily femboy rape genuinely unironically sounds so bomb but if the relationship was anyone other than just us two she'd have a line forming to see her LMAOAlso I think the first picture makes me look a lil lesbian>>951431282Grrrr sometimes it's patience sometimes it's changing environment but it can be luck. The most incredible and accomplished guy I know is single because he's sikh in a white area and that just isn't attractive to the girls here. Unfair and unfortunate but it's a reminder you can be an incredible person and it doesn't dictate your success in dating. It's statistically impossible that you won't get another shot at love man. Enjoy your life>>951431319Also we're both from mexico haha (or should I say jaja). You're so flattering I'm giggling
>>951431366SHUT UP THAT'S SO CUTE LOLLLLYou get attached to women on the internet fast don't you silly
>>951431441I fucking love mötley crüe thank you!! Can't do much about the other one kek
>>951431610Motley Crue sucks balls lol but ironically Nikki Sixx's other projects are kino (especially Sixx AM)
>>951431550Oo yeah I'm not incredible.I'm a genius half-god walking the earth.It's just that it's gonna be by myself and my sheppards for the rest of my life.
>>951431474I also have ADHD with a really annoying (to some) bird special interest kekTalking to people is fs harder with asperger's and autism though it's so unfair>>951431642I'll take a listen actually!
>>951431706>talking to people is hardWym?For me, I have to problems talking with people. At the office, family or friends, it goes without problems. Small talk, sport or philosophy is all no problems. Listening to their lives and giving advice? No problem.Its as soon as I need to start talking about my own life, I hit a wall.What's it for you?
>>951426092You remind me of a great girl that liked me in highschool. The hair, the face, the eyes... I liked her too but life didn't really let us work out. I miss her a lot. Also your fine, dude. You've got the looks to be your choice of cute, sexy, or beautiful depending on makeup and clothes.
>>951431784>Its as soon as I need to start talking about my own life, I hit a wall.because you don't have a life (I can relate)
>>95143123820 mins since last picture. OP hates us :(
>>951431571>You get attached to women on the internet fast don't you sillyNTA but I almost never fall into simp cycles, I think you genuinely are unusual and will be like kryptonite for a certain type of person and will activate cuteness and attraction neurons in them in a way most others won't. some people will look at you and think nothing and some will immediately hit a 10/10 adorability brain meterif you ever post one or two more threads there are decent odds you'll eventually start accruing a following who start posting about you even when you aren't on the sitelike here you look like an adorable little bug who's also a hot fashion model, almost nobody looks like this. maybe more do in/near mexico, idkI freely acknowledge I am a total loser and am just sperging out over an internet messageboard girl but I still think I'm right. there were a few other chan girls many years ago who were similar (unusual + adorable + hot) and they instantly gained rabid fanbases who still post about them years after they left. you have the "it" factor, i'm afraid
>>951431238oof lesbian, good luck in the future. One of the women you date is going to end up beating the living shit out of you. Lesbians are even more violent than men lol.
>>951431909FYI but that is a myth/misunderstanding of a statistic(though a woman dating a woman is more likely to beat their partner than a woman dating a man, lesbian relationships are far less violent than gay and heterosexual relationships. they're the least violent pairing. which is not surprising, since women tend to be less violent than men on average)
>>951431804Aww I'm so sorry anon. Is there any chance you can still contact her ? Like it's a shot in the dark but that'd be crazy if you caught up.
>>951428846Tongue punch my shaved asshole
>>951431909The good old 44% !! Unlikely as I don't like masculine women and also don't like hitting women. I'm pretty even tempered and so are the people I like so I'm in the happy 56% yayy
>>951431978I'll hole punch your gooch is that a fair compromise
>>951431941Thanks anon !
>>951431899> all or nothing kinda girl.Yea 100 percent agree. Some woman have that. Either someone find them not cute at best, others think it's one of the most beautiful things they have ever seen.Eg Maisie Williams, some find her the most abhorrent creature they ever saw, while others can't think about anyone more beautiful than her.Luckily, in OPs case, I fall into the 2nd type.
>>951431474>The second a woman would show me real interest, I'd melt like butter. This in itself would scare them away, as for some reason I keep hearing that hopelessness is the most unattractive thing for a woman.Yes if the woman wants her partner to be somebody who takes care of/provides/protects. I guess something to do with being a dependable, stoic boulder. Seems like that applies to most women.It makes me sad.
>>951426092We need a name for you! How about Tit-chan?
>>951431899Oh my god up until tonight I assumed I was like a 4/10 so hearing this is so crazy. I really appreciate it and I like being compared to lil animals hehehe :)
>>951432014It’s a start
>>951432063Yup its also fucked me uo.Always told that it's about guys being funny, careful, listening and not afraid to show their emotions.Fast forwards and none of that seems to matter.Really hard to not sound like a woman-hating incel lol, cause I don't. Just wish they'd be into me.
>>951432105How about Small Tit. As she is not tall ?
>>951432063Some women (the good ones) love a man who's obsessed with them ! It's usually weird evil bitches who uphold stoicism rules. Watch out for BPD diagnosed girls good lord
>>951432124You uhhh... you remind me of uhhh.. you remind me of a bear! Cause when I uhhhh see you, all I can think of is honey. Cause uhhh you're so sweet !
>>951432180Titmouse is a good combo I think hehe(A titmouse pictured for reference)
>>951432240FUCK A BEAR IS NOT A LIL ANIMAL
Bird-chan would be defining though :3
>>951432256IknownothingaboutbirdsoiguessthatsfineWhat about lil' titmouse?
>>951432276LOLL yes possibly not. You tried and it was sweet and that's all that matters
>>951432276WE MUST NAME HER BIG BEAR
>>951426092Reminds me of Natasha Lyonne, but she's a redhead and therefore hotter.
>>951432365Tbh in every rating the only fair thing is to rate redheads only against redheads
>>951432256Titmouses (titmice?) are some the the ugliest tits out there.
>>951432030precisely, maisie williams is the classic example. for 4chan, there's ashley jones (picrel), where everyone either finds her ugly and weird or one of the cutest girls they've ever seen who they immediately need to learn more about. OP has serious potential of becoming one of those>>951432124some people will probably consider you a 4/10 and some will at least consider like this photo >>951430989 a 9/10 model for some hipster fashion lineI am completely talking out of my ass on this but I am now starting to wonder if maybe to persist the "niche appeal but very high appeal for that niche" look, more facial fat may actually blur away some of your distinctive features, so while more body weight might generally be good, more facial fat may or may not be good. so I guess be careful and keep track of things and maybe take regular selfies and send them to the trusted lieutenants in your simp legions so that you can properly assess the best path before launching your future e-celeb career or whatever
>>951432399Apologize to him. Now
>>95143123>>95143188445 mins now. There is not God.
>>951432365I love natasha lyonne ! But I'm a cheerleader and poker face are both great in my opinion.>>951432434You've really put some thought into this ! I never really thought about it haha. I don't spend enough time online for that life I think
>>9514299764chan used to when it was cool. Now every picture is automatically trimmed of all of its metadata when it's uploaded.
