Hi, so I'm a beginner who was recently recommended getting into farming garloids. They're these big worm-like critters that make some silk-like substance which you can use for making clothes and whatnot, basically oversized silkworms but they don't die when you extract it.I don't know much about this because again, I'm a noob when it comes to this, so if there are some more experienced garloid farmers on here who know a lot about harvesting, can you provide me with some basic entry-level tips that I need to know? Thanks!
a friend of mine tried in thailand. But weather makes it impossible.They need dimmed light and moistness. Also do not feed them shitty water. Taints the result.You should start milking them for muscle memorry early before harvest season. My friend calls this the Jerkaderk Season.Thats all i know, would have to ask him though.
>>951500134Those aren’t the ones you bought, are they? They look like they have neoteny considering their apparent size vs skin condition. You didn’t rinse the dirt off them immediately when you got them, did you?
>>951500134We know every one of those has been up your ass.You are OP, after all.
Garloid is an internet meme originating from 4chan in October 2020, depicting a grotesque, fictional creature that produces a valuable substance called "milk." The image associated with the meme is actually a man filling a pig stomach with tap water, taken from a 2012 culinary blog post about cooking a Cajun dish called "ponce."The meme evolved into an elaborate piece of satirical fiction where users invented detailed lore about garloids, describing them as amphibian-like organisms that require fluoride-free water and are farmed for their nutritious, cholesterol-rich milk. This fictional ecosystem included specific care instructions, subspecies like the Leviathan Garloid, and a mock underground economy, effectively creating a complex inside joke that mocked internet culture's tendency to over-analyze ambiguous images.
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>>951502487These are copper Asuisse garloids, not the typical Bhutanese cross you fags post here all the time. Why do y'all come in here and act like garloid experts when you don't know anything about, arguably, the 2nd most common breed of garloid?Gb2 reddit.
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>>951503986funkilling factfags like you are what destroyed 4chan. little fucking snitches ruining everything here
>>951500134Yes, but have you ever looked into fingerboxes?
>>951503986What a fucking sperglord google fag, thinking he's the most brilliant internet user because he can type into a search window.
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first pee, then poo on them>thank me later…
>>951503986>garloids aren't real goys, you can't keep them and milk them or collect their silk you filthy cattlesure thing haim, you just hate how they resemble unmutilated penises
