Waifu BreadBake It Yourself EditionThe rurus are very simple:>Claim your 2D waifu/husbando>Post pics of your pasta>Avoid selling your soul to the Spaghetti Monster>Insult other bakers occasionally>Discuss stuff>3 is the magic number>In case of emergency, break the monitor>Keep RP and ERP out of here>Post fitting, no oversexualized content>Joining means a reserved place in Hell>Most important: Beer me>Glitch City best Bartender claimed
https://youtu.be/RVUK2rtAkJE?si=0iy7MA96tzGt2hyq
Hopefully this one doesn't end up quet as bad as the last one
>>952881386lol they literally looked through 3million people for a video of mebtw my script OP
https://youtu.be/CwE2k0HMDfo>>952881454Hopefully.>>952881496What...?
>>952881520yea bro you're beet like feet i'm enemy no. 1 and there's nothing you can do
Is Madame still having a meltdown
>>952881728>i'm finna commit this time i swear on my $30 per year 4cuck pass
Shane couldn't even be the enemy to a grasshopper
Damn. Imagine being too broke to afford a 4chan pass...
>trandy suicide note
>>952881803Afford fbi pass? No, thanks
>shit no one cares aboutlole
>>952881842>he thinks the FBI can't find himlmfao lol
>>952881850>About>Gold Membership Trolling, also known as "Gold Account Trolling", is an online prank that involves posting a fabricated image to raise the false notion that a paid account is required to view the real image. This method of trolling is most often found on image boards, discussion forums and social networks.Origin>On December 6th, 2007, 4chan received a large influx of traffic after a post titled "Top 100 Funny Pics From 4chan (NSFW)" reached the front page of the social news aggregator Digg. The same day, moot re-skinned 4chan to appear more "web 2.0" as a possible response to the incoming Digg traffic. 4chan users responded to the influx of new members by posting images that read "this image requires a 4chan gold account"
Imagine getting trolled into paying for an account on 4cuck where you follow same rules yet only benefit is no captcha
>poorfag thinks 30 dollars is so ething expensive No wonder you can't afford to post 10 dollars and a timestamp
I have come to like Oranges much more than I did when I was younger. Not sure if it was the texture or what that made me dislike them when I was a kid, but I inhale them now.
>>952882418Have you tried a tangelo?
>>952882292>objectively bad investments are good!
>30 dollars a year>an investmentLiterally how fucking poor is this loser
>>952882761you're literally being ransomed you can't post anything
>>952882804But I am posting. What am I being ransomed?
>When I'm in a dumbest waifu poster competiton and the opponents are mordred, jules, foxxy, and randy
Okay but why did she take the kids
>>952882513I have not, I have tried Grapefruit, Grapefruit are evil orange impostors. I do like a grapefruit flavored soda that is delicious though.
>>952883789It's part grapefruit but its got more of an orange or tangerine kind of taste. They're really juicy and sweet.
you literally went to court screaming into the void over youtube comments you self incriminating fuckwit
>>952883675Nah, you'd win
autistic manchild mordred is less pathetic than skidmark scrubbing randyyou literally got punked out twice by the gay waifu trannies and your celly in prison
>>952885735>skidmRk wiping transy is less pathetic nah moedred is a hay punk but he never submitted
>>952885735.>you got punked outi literally made them lol they didn't do shit
remember trandy is the dumbest nigger ever he literally put himself in prison and his mother on probation lol he literally told on himself there's actual coart audio publicly available because it's a fef case he's a giga moron
>>952884322I'll give one a try if I find one, as long as it's less bitter than a grapefruit that sound good in my book.
>>952884793Do I win the smartest poster competition because I wasnt mentioned?
>>952886955dubs
>>952887372Maybe
Wow still malding about me... Sad...>>952887314Oh they're super sweet. Refreshingly sweet really.
>>952887372No, but you can make yourself useful and go suck off the other fag's dick while you're here. Might make them stop throwing a temper tantrum every thread.
>>952887456>i'm not gay>i'm a faggot
>>952887456Please don't consider me gay hakase who got fedded gay just because i suck cock call me a faggot because i'm gay but tell others to be straight literally backwards group on rainbow literally mocked everywhere similar to troons
>>952887594Who are you quoting?Let the two fags have their fun. If that makes you upset then that's your own fault.Besides, none of the posters here are real people anyway.>>952887769You are not gay anon. Live your life and be free of the gay.
*flirts with everyone in thread except Madame Baby Nuts*Teehee~Nothing personal~
remember every time i get mentioned i potentially get paid literally
1 month neptune obsession psid me 100$ because he kept looking seriously lol
You don't get paid anything.You don't even have 10 dollars.You can't even afford a 4chan pass.
>>952888661yes i do every page is authori literally get like 2 cents per view so 100$ is over 10,000 views
What kind of schizophrenic retardation are you talking about Baby Nuts? You're fucking delusional lmfaoFucking loser Lole
what is it called when you think your gay. but shanw is the only man for you? ill tell you its called being randall burqa
retarded nigger if you looked outside 4cuck everything related to me is marked social media influencer that you look at i literally get paid for pussies to stalk anyone i know
>>9528887315,000 views, actually. Did you flunk math as well?
>>952888979i'm drunk but still that's ridiculous and it's actually less like.02 cents
he literally viewed nothing related to ke almost 100,000 times in one month lol
Giga pathetic lol
>>952889089So you only made $20? Because you'd need 5x that amount of views to get to $100
The Shameful Rodent.
>>952889148no i made $100 wanna see the receipt i just need to askyou're obsessed like extremely
be randy be your uncles rape victim lol he literally projected that it's kinda funny
Shane just keeps lying as usual. He probably lives off of some tiny little check from his dead rodent mama.
>>952889227You said you had ALMOST 100,000 views. If each view earns .02 cents, you'd need 500,000 views
btw
And this is supposed to prove something?
>>952889320you want a receipt i can get it but it might be tomorrow i have oroof neptune was stalking and still stalk today lol
>>952889426You can't, you won't
>>952887433I legit will buy a dozen whenever I see them, my current favorite are blood oranges, they're freaking delicious(yes that isnt a joke regarding seras I really like them)>>952887456That waits until at least the third date, although I've been attempting to date women the past 3 years(utterly failing on both occasions)>>952887769Generally have the same attitude, reason I liked my x was they didn't make being gay their entire personality. It did help he was really cute, but he was definitely bipolar and was really hard to understand when he got depressed.
>neptune's instagramhis names nathan
>>952889557I thought his name was george?
when he begs it's george tho
you literally never proved that was him lolDAMN bro is mentally ill
>>952889595ahh beat me to it
shane posting the account of some completely random person until proven otherwise again (he can't and won't) that poor lad lol
>>952889637it's literally him he follows the same accounts he literally messaged me lol telling me it was him
>>952889687it's definitely proven
he's a stalker
where is the proof tho
>>952889962nigga he's schech4 the proof is there
his entire following gay shit i shit you not it's all nonbinary clothing
ok but where is the proof tho
I swear it seems like this happens every time I post here, either this or the horrors from the last thread.
>>952890100bro it's impossible for me to make an account in 2020 i was in prison
not sure what that has to do with one of those accounts apparently being nep yet you can't/won't prove it for whatever reason but ok lol
>>952890110it's not that bad i just caught a schizo he won't admit it tho
>>952890185nigha stop :') that's him
prove it then
>>952890267>follows same niche accounts literally all mentioned >b-but that's circumstantial yea nah
>>952889540Hell yeah. They shouldn't be too hard. I see them around where I live quite a bit.>>952890110It's always like this. The schizo is best ignored unless you want to poke him for amusement.
>>952890331>says a schizo who cant get a gf or bf or waifu
wasn't only one account mentioned tho lolprove it's him
reminder hakase is a fucking faggot i got the feds to shut his site down because he was using it to keep dox of posters
you really could have gotten this over by now if you had proof lol
>>952890443>>952890386hi randal paid 60$ to shitpost and will pay 120 when you get banned off your 700 a month disability check
not randy lolso no proof?
>>952890512sure nigga lol
Girlfriend would be a waste of money.There's no point.And having kids is pointless.Little kids are disgusting too.
lol
>>952890589>i'm not gay>girls are a waste of timeyea ok gay nigger
>>952890656>Dooood sex XDThat's what prostitutes are for.
man, he sure did weasel his way out of posting of that instagram account being nep's, huh? for someone who uses "proof????" as an epic gotcha constantly, you'd think he'd want to provide proof of his claims, but i guess not lolreally don't know why the last like 3 schizophrenics haven't understood the basic concept of burden of proof
>man, he sure did weasel his way out of posting of that instagram account being nep's, huh? for someone who uses "proof????" as an epic gotcha constantly, you'd think he'd want to provide proof of his claims, but i guess not lol really don't know why the last like 3 schizophrenics haven't understood the basic concept of burden of proof
so no proof
if im gay for not wasting my money on a girlfriend and some crotch goblins then where is my boyfriend
i love how my dialevct dominates this board btw i speak aave btw we
>>952891004your disability check isn't your money and its getting cut you have to get a job
reminder randy fears a job application
>>952892040>its getting cutProof???
Shane you don't do any work and never have once in your life.
>>952892111J O BW O R KA P P L I C A T I O N
>>952892136there's literally pictures and even free dox says so fucking retard
GET A JOB A J O B
W O R KNO FREE MONEY LAZYBONES MOVE OUT YOUR PARENTS HOUSE
Shanesissy is jealous I got more money than xer and don't have to be a slave.Kek
>>952892379WORK APPLICATION OR STARVE NO MORE COMMUNISTS
>make fun of Madame Shanesissy once>xhe is forever asshurtWhat a girl lole
GET A JOB RANDY FIND WORKFILL OUT AN APPLICATION
NO MORE DISIBALITY MONEY LAZYBONES
Nyo
NO MORE DISABILITY PAYMENTS GET A JOB
FIND WORK DISABLED BITCHES THERE's no more disability payements in 2027
lol but there arelole
The Social Security Disability Insurance (DI) Trust Fund is projected to become insolvent in 2027, meaning it may lack sufficient resources to pay all scheduled benefits without Congressional intervention. Key impacts and projections for 2027:Trust Fund Exhaustion: According to the Social Security Administration's historical 2005 Trustees Report, the DI trust fund's assets are projected to be exhausted in 2027, 16 years before the Old-Age and Survivors Insurance (OASI) fund. Benefit Reduction Risk: In the absence of legislative changes, the program may only be able to pay approximately 75-80% of scheduled benefits after the trust fund is depleted, potentially leading to across-the-board payment cuts for recipients. VA Disability Stability: In contrast, VA disability compensation is not subject to trust fund exhaustion in the same way; instead, rates are adjusted annually via the Cost-of-Living Adjustment (COLA). For 2027, rates are projected to increase by approximately 3.8% to 4.7%, effective December 1, 2026. Legislative Context: The President’s Fiscal Year 2027 budget proposal includes funding changes that advocates argue could harm disability programs, though Congress holds the final authority on spending.
>>952893025no it's ending 2027
GET A JOB
WORK APPLICATION
It's literally not ending lole you don't know what you're even talking about
>>952893467i literally just gave an official summary >>952893079it's done get a job
You're so fucking stupid
>>952893539insolventstate of being unable to pay debts
>>952893539
>>952893586>>952893633Literally all he's doing is undoing shit Biden did and that has no effect on me because I was getting my money years before Biden was even in office. So no none of that will effect me. You're so goddamn dumb dude.
SSI ISNT SSDI RETARD SSDI IS ENDING NOT SSI
>>952893694>BIDEN OBAMA MY DADDYREMINDER ALL MAGA ONLINE ARE LITERALLY WELFARE RETARDS WHO ARE ACTUALLY LIBERAL COMMIES
>>952893748Its literally not ending. Just different expansions on it from Biden are. And those don't affect me.
Stupid baby nuts.
>>952893867GET A JOB LAZYBONES NOBODY CARES YOU'RE DEPRESSED EVERYONE GETS SAD AND YOU DONT CARE SO WHY SHOULD WE?
Poor alcoholic Shanepedo...
>>952893936>MY COMMIE WELFARE PROGRAME SAYS ITS GETTING CUT UH UH UH NO I WONT BE FIRST IN LINE MY DEPRESSION AND ADHD IS A SWIPUS PWOBLEMNOBODY CARES SOCIOPATH GET A JOB
But Shanepedo aren't you a heckin cool edgy manipulative paychopath yourself? Why do you care about ssi money suddenly?
>>952894074YEs BUT I GOT A JOB I DONT COLLECT DISABILITY
>>952894143No you don't lmao
>>952894206Yes I actually do lol
Then why are you so poor?
>>952894253tf are you talking about poor i literally have my own domicile that means i'm not poorpoor people don't have homes
Gn friends
>>952894315lole no you dont>>952894342Goodnight bro
>>952894385i don't have parents i have to be living on my own since 2015
>>952894538Dead rodent mama...How tragicBoo fucking hooPoor baby nutsUwU
>NOOOOO THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE EV&DOE IT HAS TO I HAVENT BEEN TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE WHO WAS ALMOST 80 WHO HAD BEEN GONE LONGER THAN THESE THREADS ENTIRE HISTORY
>>952894618GET A JOB RANDY DISABILITIY PAYMENTS ENDING WORK IR STATVE TO DEATH SOCIOPATH
STARVE TO DEATH RANDY STARVE TO DEATH RANDY STARVE TO DEATH RANFY IN THE STREET LIKE A DOG
STARVE TO DEATH RANDY DISABILITY IS ENDING GET A JOB OR STARVE TO DEATHSTARVING IS THE MOST PAINFUL THING IN THE WORLD
wifeday and there's no one here you make me sad so I shall turn you into hydrazine
>>952894825avatar schizo
Okay but why did you lose the kids?
RANDY FINNA STARVE TO DEATH LOL
Shane's mental state degrades more and more with each passing day>>952894825Noooo I don't want to be hydrazine!
Okay but why did she take the kids?
>>952894927Alcoholism inducing brain damage lole
RANDY FINNA STARVE TO DEATH LOL HIS SUICIDE IDEATIONS GONNA BE FORCED HE GONNA LIVE AND WORK OR STARVE TO DEATH
Madame is utterly mind broken by me lole
Trips confirms
>>952894927Sure avatar tranny i normally don't make fun of you because you're not noticeable but ok i'mma start making fun of you avatarfag
Uh oh! Shanepedo feelings got hurt again!
>>952894927Don't worry you'll be good clear hydrazine. Some of the best. You'll power an F-16 or perhaps a satellite
>>952895113fuck off avtar tranny ill going to mke fun to f you nw
>>952894927>no i'm not an avatartranny i just add pictures to discuss offtopic things no there's not posts where i deny being a waifaglol the first time i saw you post was the elephant image in 2018 with the australian troonpretty positive you're an egg waiting to troon out
I pwost...Shane always listens!He's my biggest fan.
>>952895089hey avatartranny cuppayou still an avatartranny cuppa
YORU ALL TRANNY AVATARFAGSYOUR ALL DON"T GET PUSSYHAVE AEXIM RICH AND GTTING PAID EVERY REPLY YOU GIVEKEEP CRYING BIT I GUT LAID
Forgot to announce that I was posting my lovely neet wife. I shall correct. Wife>>952895049Oh no. Whatever will I do.>>952895089As long as it isn't starlink
>>952895144mamimi is an avatarfag btw so i agree also he talks shit
>>952895252>oh no whatever will i doyou're literally a troon stop coming to these threads avatar cancer you're as bad ad trandy but that's probably why you're always on the fake waifu thread anyways
>>952895252>if i say waifu it means i didn't use the image ad an avataryea nah you're an avatarfag
least obvious shanepedo samefagging
nigga you made an off topic post like all avatar cancer with an imageyou are an avatarfag forever you will never be a waifufag ever
>>952895423mindbroken it's actually not
seems legit
>>952895511it isreal waifufags don't concern themselves with thread drama
Hey Shane?Why don't you have custody?Of the children, I mean.
>>952895656stop spamming this avatarfag you literally sent yourself to prison figure that out
what does that have to do with you samefagging lol
>>952895252This is supposed to be a punishment, you know. So that might be fitting. But, Starlink will have to wait until I turn you into Xenon.Mighty fine wife you got there. She's got nice hair. What's her deal?
>>952895742i didn't you mindbroken retardthere's several "me" and always has been like there's been multiple bloodchans.
yeah you did lolno there isn't lolno there wasn't lol
>>952895881no i didn't yes there has one claiming to go sober another who believed i had an avatar etcyes there has the 2nd is mordred
Do you ever think about your daughter, Shane?Do you think your daughter ever thinks about YOU?Does she even know who you are?
that doesn't matter however what matter is the new avatarfag i'm going to constantly look at's history and make fun of
Why did you lose the kids Shane
>>952896080stop spamming disinfo you look more retarded than usual
yeah you did lol>1 post, clearly a shitpost meant to get you to reply which you did>coping someone else is larping as you for literally any reasonbased retard>mordred>a "second" bc to begin withbased retard
Shane thinks about me more than his daughter.How sad. What a faggot.
>stop spamming disinfo you look more retarded than usualtake your own advice lol
>>952896101hey talk about my art degree lol retard
Shane why did you let your family down?
>>952896161i don't need to i'm not a waifag nor do i care about these threads or posters besides derailing them when i'm bored retard
>>952896183bro you're a giant retard nobody actually knows who i am lol
>>952896097Madame Rodent is mad over how historically funny xer baby nuts are
Shane why did she leave? Why did she take the kids away from you? Why did you fail? What did you do that for? What kind of pathetic excuse for a man are you?That's just pitiful. Spending all of your time here being gay for me and Neptune. Instead of doing anything with yourself for your daughter...
>waifagWhat is a wai fag?
>>952896254Keep going retard your confidence is amusing
>>952896254They're so small... How does xhe even pee?
Shane probably thinks MCU is good lmao
>>952895821Depends. In Fate/Extra CCC, she uploaded her soul to a supercomputer in the moon to participate in a wizard death tournament, realized she wasn't built like the other participants, and then secluded herself in an area of a simulation where she wouldn't be immediately deleted for not fighting her opponent. Said simulation would've been deleted anyway after said tournament ended, so she only managed to buy herself some time. But she was swept up with the main cast when a yandere AI put them in a different part of the moon computer. In F/GO, she's basically the vessel of the hindu god Ganesha (picrel) and shows up in a recreation of a dead timeline but retains control of her body because Ganesha just didn't want to deal with thattldr; it's complicated
https://voca.ro/19PRs7CijL4m
No one wants to listen to your retard lisp you drunk loser lmao
i should've saved the vocaroo of shane pretending to jerk off because i was calling him a pedophile lol
faggot trandy chipping his nail polish projecting fetish obsession
>>952896482That sounds traumatic to liten to.He really is fucking retarded isn't heGoddamn
>>952896467https://voca.ro/19PRs7CijL4m>>952896482https://voca.ro/1dINEJ7WYtBn
>>952896585Learn to type you retarded loser.
>>952896628https://voca.ro/1dINEJ7WYtBn
>>952896183BOOBA
Retard can't even type. Fucking brain damaged loser.lole it's going to be funny when that liver fails soon lamao
>>952896815https://voca.ro/1fycvYlAN66D
https://voca.ro/1lYRQOnzSJh3
>>952896400 (double)>she uploaded her soul to a supercomputer in the moon to participate in a wizard death tournamentMy word man. My jaw just kept dropping further with each sentence lmao. Is all Fate/Extra lore like that? That doesn't sound like it's based on history at all! She rules. I love ladies who just decide to become computer. I'm working on a character like that.I'm not present as much any more, but are you relatively new around these parts? I've never seen her before.
lol Shanepedo lost the kidsWas raped in prison by BBCand was molested as a child like a faggotAnd has no familyAnd is too poor to afford a 4chan pass and can't even post 10 dollarsAlcoholism that is so crippling the loser can't even use a keyboard Brain damage from whippits Too much of a loser for any good looking girlfriend just a slampigFucking patheticCant eveb post 10 dollarsCan't even get a decent girlfriend just fat piggy girlsShane has to drink himself to death because the fag is too afraid of cutting his own throat. Just like how Shane is too much of a pussy to come over and fight me because he knows he'd die like a little bitch.
>>952897497The lore of the entire Fate franchise is like that, and I'm barely scratching the surface.And yeah, I'm relatively new here, though I usually just post Jinako and then lurk.
>>952897664Forgot pic
>>952897580https://voca.ro/13Pt4pg4X3U3
>>952897664you're not new you've been posting for 6+ years and you came out as another avatarfag no amount of talking about lore will make you a waifufag because real waifufags don't concern themselves with what other posters say.
>real waifufagsBut Shane they're not real you said
>>952897859they don't exist on /b/ this is true and always proven that guys just a retard being cringe to fit in now
>you're not newprove it>you've been posting for 6+ yearsprove it>you came out as another avatarfagprove it
Yeah prove it Shanesissy
>>952897909ask him to post the rlephant ear chibi picture its the first time i saw him in like 2019 that's already 7 yearshe used his image as an avatar for off topic he's an avatarfag now
>>952894927this is off topic and avatarfaggotry
>muh off topicTranslation: STOP MAKING FUN OF MElole
oh it's another case of "everyone who's posted [x] character across the entire site is the same person" intentional retardation so shanepedo feels justified in making lies up about people lol
>>952898047no part of that post has anything to do with his """waifu""" it's avatarfaggotry he's an avatarfag like you
>>952898081>NOOOO ITS A DIFFERENT PERSONdead website
Reminder randy attempted suicide like a hoe lol over a drawing he uses to fit in
loolhttps://voca.ro/1cPuAWFjjY2d
>>952898103Isn't that his favorite?
>>952898579text content matters when you use your known image for offtopic you're an attention seeking avatarfag simple as
actual waifufags are extremely rare and asocial normally they don't care about others in this terrible excuse of a waifu thread because it's full of niggers tempting thrm to use their images as avatars
>muh heckin waifu chud rulesNo wonder she took the kids and left you lmfao
>>952898818>muh hecking waifu rulesthat thinking is why these threads have always been dogshit
nigga sound like r/waifuism lol
>>952898813hahaha that's so fucking cringe>>952898859No one cries about rukes more than you you loser
>>952898876that's what makes a waifufag if you want an avatar general make one lol>>952898886you literally were part of that i have your r9k posts
>rules don't matter the rules differentiate avatarfags from waifufagsthe rules are what makes games fun
>>952899023Yeah to shitpost more than anything because the rules were gay.
>>952899148then make an avatar general because that's what you want
you're the only one talking about avatarfaggotry though
>>952899233because it's an ongoing problem that's ignored because most posters aren't waifufags
>>952899186Hmmmmmmmm.....Nyo
>>952899292Cancer
>>952899310Okay. And?
