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Eustjizz decided to be immature again, so I'm making this thread.
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>>953229812
Avatar use
It's a real rule retard look it up
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He needs to eat his logs to be a big boy
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>>953229839
I'm aware, E. I PROMISE that I will let you know the MOMENT I see someone using an avatar.
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>>953229876
You use the same picture to announce your stupid fucking threads
Avatar use
>E
classified as signature use
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>>953229812
Maturity is over-rated
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>>953229950
Proof?
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>>953229992
God that's fucking cringe
Really wish I hadn't clicked on it
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>>953230023
Oh and then the proof bird has to show up
You fuck that chicken don't you
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>>953230025
>>953230046
The poops are steaming.
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>>953229950
I have literally never posted this picture before, and if I did, that's not what an avatar is, and you're also mistaken as to what a signature is. If I, say, claimed to be Andy Sixx or some other person to which that picture is exclusively tied, I'd being using an avatar, and if I appended something to my post that signaled that I'm the same poster- for example, "signed, Animaterr Man", that'd be signature use. You can't say that an avatar is simply posting different pictures of the same thing or that a signature is repeated use of any word you don't like. If that was the case, you'd have to be banned for posting pictures of naked women and Trump, and for spamming the words "signature", "avatar", "use", etc... Take your meds.
>>953230025
But you DID click on it, didn't you? Teehee!
>>953230046
So what if he did fuck that chicken, E? I thought love was love. Are you some kind of Nazi?
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>>953230127
>he
You fuck it
>I dindu nuffin
Yes you did
>E
Is signature use
And I think we need to start reporting it
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>>953230195
It's more than one person Etard.
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The chicken's ass is summoning you to fuck it.
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>>953230195
U* JUTSC FUCKING ESPLAINE WHIT ITS NOT SIGNATURE OYU UFKING JHEW NIGGER FOGDKFABNH GRDIE EUSTACE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I think I need to start filing false reports
Yeah, good luck with that, schizo...
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The chicken's brightly colored anus is telepathically suggesting you to get into position.
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>>953230376
Man, you REALLY wanna see me fuck that chicken, don't you, E?
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>>953230426
>E
Signature use
> fuck that chicken
What's been seen cannot be unseen
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And I think we need to start reporting it.
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>>953230476
>>953230512
Mods, are you going to do anything about Eustace's signature use (repeatedly using terms like "signature use" or "we need to start reporting it"?
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>>953230613
OK, I will take your silence as a "no, he's not technically violating that rule and neither is anyone else in this thread".
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>>953230613
> mods are you going to do anything about my circular reasoning
There are other reasons to ban you
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>>953231226
Such as?
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>>953231226
>you
You don't even know who I am. Anonymous board, remember? Take your meds.
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>>953231318
You can't ban someone for a fictional character posting something.
But you can be banned for signature use
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>>953231342
I don't think you've grasped in this what 8 years that you've been posting this cringe, that you're the fucking retard posting this.
Nobody buys intothis little narrative you still keep trying to force here.
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>>953231397
Great. Let me know when I've used a signature.
>>953231442
YOU. DO. NOT. KNOW. WHO. I. AM. SCHIZO. MEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>953231487
You're the only retard on this board who calls people E. That's the biggest example
Other examples are when you tell people to take their meds grow up proof or any of those other stupid fucking retarded annoying forced catchphrases you keep posting here unsolicited

Signature use does not have to be someone actually signing a post
And they're gonna start being reported
Because we have the resource to do so
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>>953231487
Yes we do. You're the same bug guide entitled boomer who gate keeps every one of these fucking threads, and don't lie retard. You're doing this. You put all this fucking effort into it and now you need to take responsibility
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>>953231613
Proof that no one else calls you E, or tells you to take your meds, or asks you for proof, or intentionally uses known logposter phrases to trigger you? No? MEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>does not have to be someone actually signing a post
Hehehe... hey, E... I'm signaling who I am by filling in the gook-given name field... You'd better call the mods... Schizo. Actually, the fact that you're intentionally misinterpreting the rules could qualify as mod impersonation...
>>953231655
I'm not denying it. I'm just asking for the prof. I don't know why that's so controversial. Shouldn't you always have prof before condemning a man?
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Eustice has pms
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>>953231804
Well, that made E go silent real fast...
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>>953229812
When will Eustace learn? His board, His rules. Period.
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>>953233515
Got half a mind to post another thread tbh.
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>>953233515
Impersonating 4chan staff
Avatar use
Signature use

Seriously, if the mods are allowing this for whatever reason, then they need to get rid of the rules that you keep breaking.
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>>953233714
> I think I'll spam the board again
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>>953234748
>Impersonating 4chan staff
I'm not staff. I OWN the board. The staff works for me. No comment on the other schizophrenia. We've covered that. Take your meds.
>if the mods are allowing this
>for whatever reason
>then they need to get rid of the rules
Mods don't work for you, E. They're not obligated to do or enforce SHIT (hehe, stinky!).
>>953234763
WHERE THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT, SCHIZO!?!?! AAAAAAHHHHHH!??!?!?!
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ITT: E gets BTFO'd for the umpteenth time and it's just as funny as the first
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>>953235270
No end of the laughs in sight. I think it just might be funny forever.
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>>953235347
As eternal as the Logs themselves.
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>>953235075
> mods aren't obligated to enforce my rule violations
Seriously, who the fuck do you think you are?
You're just like Trump thinking you can get away with everything.
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>>953235270
> an imaginary character I made up had this thing happen to them that makes me look awesome
I'm sure it did autist
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>>953235623
I didn't come up with it, E. Some other Logposter did. But goddamnit, I love it.
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ITS SLIDDING BABY
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>>953235786
CLOGGED THROTE=THE GOAT
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>>953235583
I mean, technically, the president CAN get away with anything, so... IDK, cope about it, I guess.
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>>953235583
Who the fuck do we think we are? We've told you multiple times, E. We're the Legion of Logposters.
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>>953235583
Why won't you just try a log?
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>>953236361
Because he needs to take his meds first.



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