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g/fur
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The Menendez Brothers are up for parole next year. I wonder if they'll get released.
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never really cared about them honestly
I don't even watch true crime and interrogation videos anymore
hits too close to home I guess
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meh
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Was a big case in the 90s, most people forgot about it
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They released Lselie Van Houten a few years ago so maybe they'll let them go too.
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when I was 9 or 10 years old I had my first intrusive thoughts about killing my parents because the abuse was so bad
yesterday when I was really pissed off because my mom texted me to say "daddy can drive you up to the gas station" I was yelling to myself and said "fuck off and die" because he's actually sick and she's fine
I honestly don't know if I'd feel bad when they do
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>>954184860
sounds like you should just pack up and leave
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I'm so desperate to leave and be with someone else I'm still thinking about adding that guy with the nice cock, and fantasized about us meeting halfway because I saw his area code lol

>>954184905
you have no idea how bad I want it, but she's preventing me from getting a license
getting a job and a working car would take a while, and I don't have anyone to live with right now
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Don't live with a stranger just because he has a nice cock, Violet. Live with someone you actually know, not some weirdo stranger from the internet.
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>>954184947
i know usa is built around cars, but you can still just walk
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well yeah, but I'd want to get to know him first
surely there's more to him than a nice dick
I'm only half joking

>>954184979
nowhere to go and I'm not going to be homeless
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I mean he was confident enough to post it because I got him to do it when he described it at first
might not have done it if I hadn't said anything, the confidence does help a lot
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>>954185682
I had to save this image and compress it and save it again like 5 times, and even restart my fucking computer because COM surrogate somehow fucked up
I had to select 1600 KB, showing up as 1.5 MB in my folder just to post it

for the love of god, Hiroshimoot I am fucking begging you, please give us a 4 MB limit again
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completely killed my horny posting too so I'm going to say it again out of spite
I wish I had an uncut cock in me and on me
I love foreskin, will never forgive my mom for mutilating me and giving me an ugly scar
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>>954185868
What the fuck is this gay image.
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>>954185868
floofy
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>>954186127
It's straight actually
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Kinda gay
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it isn't gay unless I'm actually doing something irl
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I'm tired in every way
I'm going back to sleep
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nini
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>>954186141
not g
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Not really furry but I figure some here might actually know it. Already posted on /wsr/ as well and /r/ is dead.
I'm looking for a full color, western-styled r18 comic from around 2008-2010:
>guy finds an ad online for some pleasure or something
>is asked to go to a meeting spot in only a trenchcoat
>gets picked up by a car but gets kidnapped and put to sleep
>when he wakes up he is in some sex slave facility
>fully body modification, feminized/bimbofied
>mouth ring, blonde twintails, breast enhancement, stiletto high heels, etc
>put in a pink latex catsuit with high boots
>named 'mitzi' or something
>virtually the entire facility suffered the same fate as him
>they're all getting sissy brainwashed
>get various levels of sex slave training for a long time
>end with him abandoned in a gas station
>ends with him being completely mind-broken
>all he can think anymore is 'mitizi is a dirty whore'
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>>954188326
dude what the fuck
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>>954188326
Even too fucked up for my taste
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Hooves
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hooves!
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Hoobs clomping all over Dergs' balls.
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>>954194937
Cum on hooves
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>>954195630
no
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>>954195762
Stupid horse
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>>954195922
rude
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>>954196777
At least you didn't deny being horse
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>>954196812
On the internet, they don't know that you're a hoober.
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>>954196953
This is first step to hoobghtenment
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>>954197053
that's like someone from a trap thread borb
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>>954197219
I only care about heels and hoons
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>>954197316
Heels?
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>>954197316
Or Hooves?
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>>954198615
>>954198649
Both
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>>954198781
Both is a bit greedy
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>>954199413
Stupid faggot
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>>954197316
cum all over the trap heels
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>>954200457
No cummuing until tomorrow
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>>954200546
where are you? all the pics you sent you on a tourist boat?
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>>954200633
Not on boat unless you send me few grands, Croatia, Zadar
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>>954200761
vacation? you fucked anyone yet?
my dad won 32.000 in the lottery I am getting a trip further down the coast I am wiring the money right now beep boop beep sending the money
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>>954200872
No sex ever, send money right now so I can eat more cuttlefish with ink
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>>954200953
transfering at 80%
if you eat anymore cuttlefish with ink you can draw while peeing
looks like the cook made long rice and put them on the plate squirted ink on it
I thought cuttlefish was like more meaty instead of small tendrills
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>>954199631
I still appreciate a nice pussy even if I can no longer tolerate the crazy that is included in the package.
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>>954201188
Idk shitting this shit out will be fun Also you are single person wh ok didn't call it disgusting some looser faggots said it looks revolting
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>>954201411
I like raw whale, beef tartare and dried seal nothing really revolts me
unless it's like moldy and literal shit I am up for new eating experiences
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>>954201690
Ughggggh give raw whale
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>>954201786
ugh ughhh *stuffs raw whale in your mouth*
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>>954202037
Ughhggg fap fap
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FACK YOUU WHALRUUUU
AND FACK YOU DOLPHEEEEN
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>>954202934
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Need to hit the gym get all this pain out of me c ya thread

>>954202243
Pervy ughh
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Dumb stupid femboy
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Just ascend so hard i score everyone i want
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He never scored
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The point of ascension is to revoke your desires to score
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I need to score already, I'm desperate to get dick and move out
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Ascending is what you make out of it there’s no definitive way to do one thing

He was weird and tried to hurt my feelings he did he’s immature
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WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE
WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE
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don't be such a dried prune idc fren
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I'll get there eventually, one way or another
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I hate being broke
I wish someone could save me from this nightmare
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meeeow
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Bring me kitty fembois.
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Good evening. I am making karaage tonight.
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>>954213214
sounds smelly

>>954208166
no u
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My cat keeps throwing up. I may need to take her to a 24 hour clinic.
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>>954214493
It's Japanese fried chicken.
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>>954214533
D: scary i hope its ok!!

>>954214739
ooooh nice i wuv that stuff
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>>954215050
Yeah, gonna marinate it for, like, an hour, then coat it in starch and fry it up.
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>>954215342
actually making me hard right now
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>>954215050
She's definitely not feeling well, she's been curled up in weird spots. Hopefully its just an upset stomach.
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>>954216127
I will send you some in a plastic grocery bag through the mail.
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Looking for one from a few years ago.
To memory it went like this:

Guy Dog anthro at urinal in public bathroom
Young dog anthro comes in and says “Woah! Your cock is huge!!!”
Guy responds with “huh”
Kid grabs guys cock and starts sucking
Guy says “Holy Shit! HOLY SHIT!!!”
Continues “FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUCK!!!”
Cums
Guy, in shock, sitting on ground repeating to himself “I’m not a pedo”
Kid giggles and says “you’re fun. Wanna come by my place? My parents aren’t home”
Guy says “okay”
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>>954216202
;~; keep m,e updated on kitty

>>954216270
aww yeeyee bet
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>>954218932
I'll make sure I put plenty of ice cubes in the bag so the chicken will stay cold in transit.
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Can anyone tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?
>Be me
>M 22
>Long suspected I was bi since middle school but thought I was “tricking myself”
>fooled around with my ass a bit but stopped
>periods of minor sexual interest, mostly towards girls
>mostly just jerk off to furries, both gay and straight
>sexuality felt and still feels alien to me, something I want to enjoy but can’t force myself to
>about a week ago, got really horny and tempted to play with my ass again
>immediate wave of gay thoughts hit me like a truck
>wanna be pinned down and made into some hairy brute’s bitch
>cum harder than I ever have riding my thumb to gay porn
>for like the next week, any gay thoughts I get a boner
>finally feel normal and not sexually stunted
>actually respond to porn and love fantasizing about being the bottom
>a week passes and it’s all gone, no more gay thoughts or interest
WHY! Why can’t I just have that, why can’t it just stay????? I only get one week of truly enjoying this?????
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>>954219413
you just need to get dicked down for real and the feelings will stay
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>>954219413
Just be gayer.
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>>954219451
I’ve had two hookups

First I want to forget, 0/10
Second was okay but not really enjoyable. didn’t confirm anything and was uncomfortable

I really struggle with male faces, like cocks and muscles are hot but the face just fucks it all up.
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Goodnight.
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>>954219668
oooh. that's unfortunate I'm sorry it wasnt great :c
what if it was a really femme dude with a girly face? or would it still be bad?

>>954219816
nini snarfy
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>>954219668
maybe they just weren’t hot enough :/
>>954219865
I should mention that week long phase did have me finding men’s faces a lot more appealing, that femme dude idea might work but idk
>>954219816
good night
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>>954220009
Just drink the chemicals in the water. Worked for the frogs
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Nibi is back to his old self and drinking heavily after him and dely broke up
I knew it would take a few days to hit me, but I'm devastated like dely
sometimes I hate being an empath, I'm fine until I'm not then all of someone else's pain hits me
I'm so fucking sad for both of them
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Why be sad for Dely? He's the one who initiated the breakup.
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something something the more things change the more they stay the same
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because they spent years together, and it was the fact that Nibi no longer wanted an open relationship and was jealous about one other guy in VR but not the femboys I guess that caused him to explode on dely
dely is heartbroken, and I feel it
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right after I joined them in VR too, and he got mad at me when I tried to reach out and unfriended me
this is not going to go well for him and the vr furry groups
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What? This is all over a virtual guy and not a real person?
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yup
I can't help but feel there's more to it because it happened right after I showed up, but that's just my theory
Nibi has no idea how to deal with emotions, and that's sad
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Amd what do you mean the femboys? What, Nibi wanted to close the relationship for Dely but still hook up with femboys?
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yup, felt intimidated and I guess insecure because dely was doing stuff with this other guy
part of Nibi's side of the story was that dely didn't want to to have sex with him
he made a comment about how he wanted to be on his dad's property in the winter "with someone" (not dely), and after the breakup he said to me "you would never have sex with me"
he was hitting on me, and I think I was the catalyst to this self destruction
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>>954220009
mmkay. yyeah you should hook up with a femme dude to test :3c
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This doesn't make any sense. I remember Dely lamenting that Nibi didn't want to have sex with him. Nibi wanting to continue to fuck other people but not let Dely fuck other people is incredibly selfish and disrespectful.
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it doesn't make sense, and according to dely Nibi was fine with dely doing things with the femboys, but not this other masculine guy
I want to ask how long dely had been doing things with this other guy so I have an understanding of the time frame because I can't help but feel guilty about it because of the timing
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also it was the other way around, Nibi said that about dely but I have no idea how true that is
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Dely was in thread multiple times being like, I need to get fucked, and I said, just go fuck Nibi to which Dely said Nibi didn't like to have sex with him. But if all this is over one specific guy that Nibi had a problem with, then Dely could easily have stayed with him and just not fucked that one guy.
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yeah idk
I'm not picking sides because I care about them both, but I do find it strange how Nibi suddenly wasn't okay with the open relationship stuff anymore
I'm tired, I need sleep
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Not my monkeys not my circus
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I'm not picking sides either. But if it was seriously over one specific person then that could have resolved easily without a breakup.
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maybe, but I'm there to support my friends and not cast judgment when they both feel like shit

I'm gonna sleep now, good night
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Eh, at the end of the day they'll both be fine. Nibi will be Nibi and Dely I don't know that well actually.
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Hi fool I am about to shave :3 laser hair removal made my beard patchy
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I just read that Nibi wanted to close the relationship and that dely said it wouldn't work for him
and no, Nibi just drank a bottle of vodka
I don't think he'll be okay if he's going keep drinking like this
but I'm struggling to stay awake at this point
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>>954221414
Hello, Mav. I too need to, not shave, but trim. My beard is getting faitly long and bushy and is a healthcode violation. You did laser hair removal on your face but it didn't get it all? Or how does that work?
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>>954221444
You can't do anything violet they are far away let them be and heal on their own
best to stay uninvolved in this I know you want to fix it you can't this is the nature of some relationships

>>954221453
I love beards on others not on me it needs 5-6 sessions to fully remove the beard and I am a hyper responder the laser technician said
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Either way they split and both will be fine eventually. A bottle lf vodka is sort of standard for Nibi isn't it?

>>954221516
What is a hyper responder? I like having a beard, but the healthcode for food service workers requires that they be short and maintained. Don't want hair to get into the food and contaminate it.
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>>954221550
A hyper responder for a hypothetical say like your more affected or more greater effect on you
since I am fairly light skinned and have very dark hair the laser works really well if you were black/brown it can laser off the epidermis blonde hair isn't really well responding to the laser treatment or lighter hair isn't really responsive
it basically zaps anything that has a darker colour burning the hair by the root making it less stronger follicle

what's the restaurants food safety scale? I knew some really bad ones like the street vendor foods
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I love my hammy
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>>954221632
Ah, alright. So you have very light skin and very dark hair, so the laser is able to more efficiently remove the hair because reasons involving sciencey bullshit about light and absorbtion or whatever that I don't actually understand.

Well this place's cleanliness isn't the best. We have a lot of servers who do not give a shit about or pay any attention to the messes they make or keeping temps in the safe zone. So, like, they'll spill a drink or get syrupy bullshit all over the counter or milk or whatever and then just walk away, they leave the coolers open after they're done with getting stuff from inside them, they'll leave garbage on the floors, touch their faces and clothes, nose piercings (which, btw is in and of itself a no no for food service here), bus tables and touch dirty cups and forks and plates then just wipe their hands off on their clothes and continue serving gueats. Literally they need to fucking clean up after themselves, sweep the garbage up when they're bussing tables, stop touching their clothes and faces and hair &c, and fucking wash their god damned hands. They should be washing their hands constantly. Everyrime they touch their clothes or faces or whatever, wash their hands. Pick spmething up off the ground? Wash your hands. Bus a table and touch dirty plates and silverware and cups? Wash your hands. And keep the damn coolers closed when you're not actively getting something out of them or putting something back in. For fuck's sake, this is the easiest damn job on the planet, requires absolitely no thought to perform, and you can make a shit ton of money in a very short amount of time. Take some god damned pride in your work and do the job properly otherwise we will get shut down and then everyone will be out of a job.
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I have a fuck buddy who goes to University in Colorado and comes back to Austin on his breaks just hit me up and is basically being like, there's nobody up here as good as you, I keep thinking about the last time we hooked up and jerking off to the video of it, and I'm basically going to rape you when I go back on break. So I'm gonna send him a bunch of pics and videos of me to tease him and really work him up so he goes mad with lust and attacks me the moment he lays eyes on me.
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>>954221805
the laser targets melanin and I am quite melanin deficient not a white supremacy thing I don't get enough sun simple

I'd be one of those slackers seems like you're overthinking it not the garbo part that is disgusting

>>954221872
jeez lol you guys are hitting it off making sure to get the fuck in did you meet him through here on the 4chin?
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>>954222009
You gotta keep a clean working environment and clean hands, Mav. If someone is immuno compromised you could potentially kill them by giving them some germs from not washing your hands properly and as often as you should. Plus it's just gross to have a server with dirty hands.

No, I have met exactly two people through 4chan. One I dated for a few years, that is a very sad story, and one I was friends with but am not any longer. Believe it or not most of the folks in the threads find me rather off putting since I don't post porn and am not obsessed with jerking off all the time. That's quite alright with me since this lot is, like, 95% shit heads. There's a couple folks I would actually hangout with (actually hangout with, not have sex with) IRL but haven't had the opportunity to yet. Katten and Jeremy being the main two.
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>>954222116
My father wants me to take care of two hamsters my apartment too dirty to take care of two of them
My little brother is immuno compromised since he’s taking a light form of chemotherapy for his early onset arthritis I’m such a deuce for not being clean

Would you hangout with me? If the chance ever arose? I don’t think it will happen but it’s a funny thought I’m like two seperate people on and off the threads I’m boring….the only way i can engage with people is when i had an interest in the conversation topic and know something about it
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>>954222317
My place is quite messy too, very cluttered, lotta books and paintings and knives and guns laying around. But at work I am meticulous about cleaning and cleanliness.

I would hangout with you yes. Though I would be more interested in the actual scenery. A vast frozen tundra in the interior and north and scrubland and rocky coasts along the southern sea? Plus I hear the aurora is breathtaking. I would also hang out with Snuggles. Don't know what David is up to these days, but if is still a mankac I would hangout with him too.
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>>954222402
Mine is unsanitary i blame it on schizophrenia
I clean 1-2 times a week no chores inbetween so stay out of my house! Lol

Nice if you love scenery this place definitely breathtaking a huge bonus if i took you on a boattrip and catch fimsh
It’s only visible during the winter the aurora borealis
Hmm have not chatted with these people here if i were to meet any it would be you violet and twithc i love messing with twithc
I don’t know if snarf wants to meet me
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>>954222317
No trees either i miss them
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>>954222494
I blame mine on my TBI.

I do love scenery. Go on a boat huh? To catch fish you say? Go in the winter to see the aurora? Eat whale meat? Sounds to me like a pretty good vacation to me. The tundra is cool because it is like the desert only instead of hot it is cold. The desert is my favorite place to be. It is so wide open and the sky is way up high above your head. There are no trees in Greenland?
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Morning beautiful men.



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