Horde or Alliance?
Josh
>>954726684>another logfag thread
>>954727932Hey I’m not the log guy
Watch any minute they're going to start mentioning trump, jews, indians, or niggers.
>>954728181I’m trying to talk about wow forever
>>954728265Shut up fat ass you're going to start ranting
>>954728338I’ll rant about wow forever and how no one is allowing me to play skyborne despite me wanting to
>>954726684I wanna fuck her really hard, she’s got a nice body
>>954728629Thank you
>>954728804She’s hot, is that your gf or something?
>>954728952That’s me
>>954728966Would balls deep slam your tiny pussy. Check em
>>954726809Sup
ass?
>>954729878I would ask which side you’re picking but we both know
>>954729947No like I mean alliance versus horde, from world of Warcraft
>>954729878
>>954730121never played
>>954729990The side of Olympus, yes
>>954730184Go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
WoW is for faggots
>>954730300:(
>>954730264NO, NOT OLYMPUS
BBC horde
>>954730264How smooth does my brain have to be to join? I'm an asmondgold viewer is that smooth enuf?
>>954730504You gotta accept that the alliance are the good guys
Scourge
>>954730411Why not?>>954730504They accept brains of all complexion
>>954734540Because we need to bring the Fox culture to the alliance
I’m playing gears of war
>>954734761You're right. Priorities...
The interracial alliance
>>954738304That’s the horde, I’m picking alliance. Fuck the mud hutters
>>954737736If you aren’t named Sonic Hedgehogman on day one, I’m killing you
>>954738585I like that, but I was also pondering "tom pilleto-gervais" for a mimute there
>>954740128We will see when the time comes, can’t mention it now
>>954740607I'm eager for it.Nice nudies too btw
>>954729501lurk more
>>954741581Thank you thank you >>954741790It’s funny because we were literally just talking in another thread seconds before he posted that in this one
>>954741828You're welcome
>>954742117>Biggest simp award
>>954742354No Shane, go simp for your ai hemi girl
>>954742354Proudly. Your point?
>>954742829That im you’re biggest simp
>>954742829That's not something to be proud of.
>>954743090Why not?
>>954743090No. But it is something to be scared of.
>>954743273Not that either I'm afraid.More something to be pitied and shamed.
>>954743090Sounds like a you problem bud. Bother some fag who cares
>>954726684Leave the thread making to me, toots
Ask me question-Josh (other)
>>954743319In what way would it possibly be my problem schizo?
>>954743832Because why does it matter
>>954743886Why do you insist yourself on a board that thinks you're a fucking tool?
I got banned from /soc/ for being mean to camwhores
>>954743900I literally just post sometimes and that’s it. I don’t try and do anything
>>954743980You'd camwhore too if you could ever be a woman
>>954726684Why are you guys always talking about me?
>>954744049You post every single day Josh, and don't pretend it's not you. We all know it's you.
>>954744273Who
Hi
.
>>954744542Who does
>>954743900>dodges the question /pol/-brained redditard, go back
>>954742928Are you, now?
>>954753116Yes
>>954754045Based
>>954755516Why are you awake at this hour
>>954755744I'm making money and jerking off on the company dime
>>954756413Have you tried not
>>954757662What do you mean?
josh did you try the new monster flavor
>>954759291There's a new one?
>>954760045Hahahaha
>>954760273The Dubai chocolate
>>954760824Dubai chocolate monster??
>>954761961Yes
>>954762120No, I have not tried it
>>954762317go try it
>>954762350Where do I acquire the beverage?
Monster
>>954762410Probably a gas station, look near the Java ones
Black cock in my ass
>>954763274Holy shit I thought you were fucking with me lol
>>954763520Dubai chocolate for dubai toilets
>>954763520No you fucking fat hedgehog, why would I lie
>>954764060I dunno, it just sounded outlandish
>>954764060
>>954764526We live in the era of buzzword goyslop
>>954764612Don't I know it...
Josh I need help
>>954765926With wut
>>954766367I need you to tell me what you are gonna do
>>954766649What do you mean?
>>954766804What do you wanna do with your life
>>954767924Still trying to figure that out, I guess
>>954768174You gotta be a master baiter
>>954768888Holy quads
>>954768888>check'dWhat do you mean by THAT, anon?
>>954769286Thank you thank you>>954769599Josh we both know what i mean by that
I aint eating nothing that comes from dubai. they fly women out there and poop on them.
>>954769937Dubai food is good when it’s American made
>>954769832I think there are two things you could possibly mean here. One of them is funny, and the other is slightly less funny but still entertaining
>>954770048It’s the funny one
>>954770634Alright, so I'm joining Olympus and not sending y'all any more dick pics again
>>954772381No Olympus, josh
>>954770871Rambo on a blambow?
>>954772723Oh. Well I dunno what you're talking about then
>>954773047Well if you must know, it’s you picking up fishing
>>954726684I wanna suck Nuri's fat tits!
>>954774756Are you calling me fat
>>954774777>meLarp more
>>954773696You want me to fish with you, Nuri?
>>954774857Alright then >>954774962Only in wow, you’re dedicated fisher
>>954777853I guess I can wow fish with you..I'll take my pants back off...
>>954778930Go to bed, we gotta let this thread die
>>954779686Why :/
>>954780093BECAUSE IVE NEVER MADE A THREAD THAT LASTS THIS LONG
>>954780136I like your thread. You have a very nice question that you asked lol
>>954780273And not once has it been answered
>>954780922Eh, the answer's not the important part. It's the journey along the way.But alright, I'll let your thread die. You better install red dead though, we got fish to catch tomorrow, you and I...
>>954781137So biggie smalls was a demon?
You gotta get the Miko Y2 massager
>>954782526What am I looking at
>>954782848Put it inside your Tesla
>>954783663If I had a Tesla, sure
>>954784271Stick your footdick inside the Miko pussy
>>954784690I don’t really understand the shitpost here, are you just promoting a foot massage device? I mean it seems pretty alright I imagine
>>954784755I'm proselytizing
>>954784822What’s that mean
>>954785055Hallelujah, the foot massager fulfills me
>>954785142I’m happy for you, man
For the Horde!
nice run, Josh
>>954726684I'm making a Josh thread tomorrow
The next Josh thread is going to be even better than this one
>>954786760Why
>>954787380It's gonna be a big monster mash
>>954787490Why are you gay
NURI I THOUGHT YOU WERE KILLING THE THREAD
His name is Josh Moon.
>>954791874I’m not nuri
>>954792037Oh. Who are you?
Josh is part of /britpol/ /uhg/ and /wfg/. He is a nonce.
>>954792095I’m josh
>>954793302Oh. Well tell Nuri I said hi.Also who's josh?
>>954793828You tell nuri I said hi faget none of us have her on discord
>>954793979Oh, right.You reminded me though, I got her in my attic. I can just tell her hi irl
>>954794596rad, do me a favor and make a sex doll of her so we can all feel her
JOSH I SAID LET IT DIE
>>954795131No. I'm selfish>>954795984I sage :(
>>954796345I’m gonna call ice on you
>>954796386*gulp*
>>954727932I WAS TROLLED BY THE LOGFAG!!!!!
>>954798040I’m not even the log poster
>>954796706I have irls that post on here and I swear to god if they see my boobies, I’m coming for you
>>954800059Well you do got nice boobies to be fair lol.Also SAGE YOUR POSTS NURI!!
>>954801165I don’t know what that means
>>954802063If you type "sage" into where it says options, it stops your post from bumping the thread.Unless you secretly wanna bump it...
>>954802429The only thing I want to bump is you in the noggin
>>954803233I bet you do ;)
BBC bump bumping uglies
>>954803794Shane! Let it die you rascal
We need multiple Josh threads concurrently. Each one should focus on a different character in the Josh universe. One for Nuri, Josh, Shane, Kombuchan, UK Steveo, pug guy, kumbob, donut, Canada, logfag, Tesla, and whichever other characters there are
>>954804889you forget alpha, giga, verity, and donut isn’t one of us
>>954804931I thought alpha, giga and kumbob were the same? I don't know verity. I like donut's titties and lamb like eyes and cute nose
>>954805451I found some Global Brands jelly in the garbage. It has no expiration date and has turned to liquid. Should I eat it?
>>954805156alpha is some retard in uk, giga is david
>>954804889I like nuri, but I don’t think she should be the face of josh. well technically i guess she’s the body.
if I had a choice to look at anyone including myself in the mirror it would be nuri.
My tapeworm tells me what to do
If I could transform into anyone, it would be a cybertruck
>>954806737Rev up the Sybian
>>954806780chop off your cock like he did and get implants and you'll have the same bodily functions and you too can have a sexually confused fat virgin simping 24/7
>>954807780Ooo tempting
>>954807402Sup
>>954808248How are you
>>954808260Doing ok for the moment, I suppose. How're you doing today?
>>954808348Messy poop nigger hole
>>954807949they lack a female body part you'll be exactly the same
>>954808488Who does
>>954808469The fuck?
>>954808561The prompt was “Shane’s house”
>>954808507look at the foid hole tell me what's missing that only happens to be in post op trans women
>>954808949It’s missing a dick
>>954808771Makes sense
Josh what are you drinking
I think the reason shane hates women so much and calls people troons is because he's actually jealous and on the verge of slicing his cock and balls off himself.
>>954810125I was drinking diet mtn dew, but I'm about to go to taco bell and get diet pepsi in a minute
Also sorry Nuri, I kinda tried to kill it...
>>954810601Why not get some zero sugar Fanta
>>954810335I mean, he’s been planning the whole process >>954807780
>>954810647Look, she is one of us, she knows how it is
>>954810601Diet drinks are for people with diabetes
>>954811764Because pepsi>>954812415Ye...
All my utilities are shut off ahoy
>>954729501Faggot.
>>954726684Always horde. I'm not some kind of queer.
>>954812788Diet drinks are for people that know you should eat your sugar, not drink it
>>954813670mud hutter
>>954813976Peanut butter from the garbage?
>>954813997Nut butter
Next Josh thread is going to be lit. It'll be thick nigger cock Thursday. Maybe we'll get Nuri to post new nudes and some Sybian and strapon action
>>954814411The op is a new nude
I have the flu and my dick won't work I think I might end it all
>>954814411I didn’t even know you liked nuri, Shane
God bless America
>>954810647Well thanks for trying..
>>954810647That's attempted murder
>>954820538I mean... at least you're pretty? There's that to be appreciated for longer lol.>>954821297Technically manslaughter
>>954821437>Biggest simp award
>>954822051It’s admiral ackbar
the fact that logfag hasn't vibecoded an andy sixx video game is baffling to me. like what are you even doing?
>>954822257Agreed, with how advanced ai is, he’s just larping at this point
>>954822361Too busy taking BBC
>>954822437Buddy, we can put Steve from Minecraft into fucking any video game on the planet and you can’t even generate a log game?
>>954822533I bet he doesn't even like logs.
>>954821657Problem?
>>954822604I’m inclined to agree
I can’t believe I shit oh Ragnar, he’s got cats
>>954823278Who?
>>954824522Josh
Hey Josh, have you ever bottomed? Would you bottom for Nuri?
>>954826764You mean like shit going into my ass?
>>954826823Like Nuri's silicone strapon
>>954826842No, gayass
>>954826887Is it gay to fuck women
>>954826887Why not? What if she slipped it in while you slept and it felt really good? It does feel really good
>>954826983You would know
We are the oldest thread
>>954827037I do know. That's why I'm recommending. Let her clap them cheeks
>>954827231If this thread fucks any of the young threads, then we're a pedo thread
How many days old is this now?
>>954828750You fucking pedo
I like watching americans die for trump he is best president ever
These threads are boring it's just Josh getting upset at anyone who isn't Nuri
>>954730457>>954738304BBC is only for us trannies. Stop lying
we should start bringing back hubba hubba as a horny sound
>Mfw when a nuri thread is up for 3 days and there's only one nude of her
>Josh
>>954772747Wog on a Nog
4 days thread
>>954832992that's what happens when you're a boring 1 trick pony
>>954826895If they're dicking you in the ass, it is a little bit, yeah>>954826983Nuri can do a lot of things to me, but I'm making especially sure that one ain't ever happening>>954827231All according to plan...
>>954834155and you'll never fuck nuri either just reminding you simp/cuck they're with someone you're paying another man to look at his property
i mean they did say they did a show for a black man in that sex clubyea people don't do showsyou're simping to a mid coal burner
I'm more interested in being verbally abused by her than being physically abused, anyway.You're a bbc fag and a pedophile, however. So all of your opinions are discarded. B8 harder chud
>>954835220no im not lol im more racist than you internet racist god thats pathetic you want to be dommedTHE SYOP WORKED
the gay selfies make sense more nowyou're a sissy like you get bimbo'd out by dommes lmao i wish i had that audio still
little man said "syop"
>>954836314i know how it's spelled, sissy
nigga let's women turn him into a girl as a sexual fetish lmaoexplains the kombucha shit and nuri being in trap threads niggas a sissy bimbo doll he'd be down to suck a dick if nuri told him to
>>954834675Did a show?? What, you think I’m some kind of pornstar?
>>954836448It’s pronounced how goofy laughs
you can always tell when shane feels threatened because he starts saying nigga every other word
>>954836906no im pretty sure you fucked a nigger
>>954837133Nope I’ve only slept with my husband
>>954837024it's part of my vocabulary and it's part of yours too tf when did people stop saying nigga? them hotep niggas got yall scared
>>954837157i doubt that a whore who goes to sex clubs and knows sex workers doesn't stay a virgin till marriage especially when their sisters a pedo junkie who sluts girls out
>>954837199it's most certainly not part of my vocabulary because I'm not a jewish wigger.
>>954837280nigga you listen to icp and i know you used nigga before and homie etc
>>954837312whoever you think I am, I'm not. fucking schizo faggot.
>>954837267We have literally talked about this, Shane. It’s not my fault you let your hatred blind you
how you gonna listen to icp and not say nigga?>>954837363nah you're a liar you lied about the throne you lied about the sex clubyou lied about the nonbinary shityou're what 27 now? >>954837351c'mon now
>randomly accusing someone you don't know of listening to insane clown pussy
>>954837446>nigga thinks people are randomly sitting on a 4day old threadc'mon now
>>954837530I don't see how that correlates to me listening to icp and having nigga in my vocabulary. you don't know me fagtard and you never will.
>>954837414My throne is empty, I don’t even know what throne you’re talking about. I never lied about the sex club, you just made stuff up about it. What do you mean I lied about non binary stuff? And I just turned 28 recently
>oh he been around awhile yea it's josh
lmao he did the thing
Shane likes to archive search every single image ever posted ever
>>954837619well everyone knows that if you find an anonymous post in the past linking another anonymous post it means for proof positive that you now know the identity of that person. that's how the mossad does it.
>>954837678What do you mean. Are you saying that every poster on 4chan isn’t one person?
>>954837578it wasn't before oh you know ive kept the sex club honest you got naked for a black man (you definitely fucked)you lied about the instagram ##Eboy tagsi don't care if you're a dude tbh i hate the simp
can you imagine if shane fell into a trash compactor and both his eyes popped out of his head and he had to live the rest of his life as a blind midget?
>>954837678weird because yall do that
>>954837854josh stop simping it's not gonna get you laid
>>954837862I love it when you talk like sandy cheeks
>>954837925tf type of american doesn't say yall?
>>954837977one not from the south I suppose. you stupid or something?
>>954838003yall isn't just southern it's all around american just some pretentious faggets hate conjunctions they don't even know that's because it doesn't translate well to foreigners
>>954838115nah it's pretty much just a southern thing and always has been, you really are fucking dumb as a box of bricks
>>954838151no it's not ive lived on every coast it's not a southern thing
>>954838209well if you insist I guess it must be true
>>954838264it is fucking retard if it was southern i wouldn't be using it
>>954838328nono you're right. I remember the time i went to seattle and everyone was saying howdy and yall all over the joint. and then I went to san diego and couldn't escape it. let's not even talk about boise idaho.
>>954838373they do you won't really hear it in la because they are all plastic but outside in red cali you will
>>954838328>if it was southern i wouldn't be using itThe dog I ran over on my way to work this morning currently has a higher IQ than you do.You are an imbecile to the letter
>>954838490oooh so edgy bragging about killing animals retard it's not a southern thing most things aren't locked to local areas you fags use my areas slang nowadays
>>954838458the only time I've ever heard anyone say yall unironically in person is from a southerner that had moved and retained their accent. just because you've convinced yourself of something in your own mind doesn't mean it's actually true in the real world. I think that's your main problem in fact.
>>954838581now say that to a mirror
>>954838581just because you've convinced yourself of something in your own mind doesn't mean it's actually true in the real world. I think that's your main problem in fact.
>>954838628it's like arguing with a retarded 8 year old with you. who the fuck cares anyway I called you sandy cheeks and it made you angry. little man syndrome
>>954838683im telling you it's global almost no words are regional anymore
>"all americans speak and understand creole it isn't just a louisiana swamp dialect. I've been all over the country in every state and everyone sounds just like justin wilson"
>>954838775creole is an entirely different language i'm using the same language
>>954838827I knew the point would fly right over your head. it's because you're so short I bet
>>954838847it literally is a different language but yea you'll hear people using creole words occasionally
>>954838910>yea you'll hear people using creole words occasionallylike what. be specific.
see im not a sub like josh nuri after tesla pisses in your mouth have josh wear a dress he'll protest in public but he'll do it for private nudes
i gave a homeless dude 5$ in food earlier because i ain't giving junkies cash
I gave a rabbi 5 dollars and he started masturbating in public
>>954839372>blogpostingGay
>>954839689why would you give a zionist money?
>>954837745Whatever man lol you’re such a fucking projecting jew