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What do you do, Mr.President?
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KILL ALL NIGGERS!
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>>955246565
Nuke Israel
Nuke Brussels
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Defund Israel and send them a bill for the iran war they tricked Dwindles into
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I mean he gets the most women in the organization I see why not. Women clearly flock to him. Bye tom.
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I wanted to become a pedocrat, THANKS!!!!!!!!
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>>955246565
Dissolve the IRS
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Not American, but I would replace part of Congress with something like 40000 randomly selected citizens that vote laws through the internet.

Require all social networks to allow users to register their tax id. The only consequences of not registering is that anything you post won't be visible to people by default, if anyone want to read what anons are saying they will have to explicitly enable that option. Also minors won't to asked to see your posts.

Then nuke Russia to start a nuclear war and flee on my reverse engineered flying saucer to my secret base on planet Nibiru to meet my good friend Epstein that was forced to go back home. That's all
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>>955246958
IRS & Parole departments need to be dissolved theyre wasting tax payer money.
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>>955246565
Throw Donald and Elon in prison
oh, and nuke Israel
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>>955246565
death penalty to every robber, pedo, violent crime, drug dealer or user and illegal alien

nuke iran, this joke must have an end

block claude and openai access from china so they can't distill models, vpn not allowed either to access it
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Practice my thing and love myself in the mirror
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>>955246565
My first executive order would be to introduce America to the Grand Inquisition. The Inquisition would be a wholly independent entity from the government, their authority would be unlimited, and their mission would be anti-corruption. Inquisitors would be recruited from around the world. Why? They wouldn't have jurisdiction, and any resistance to their efforts would be a declaration of war against every other country on the planet.

People with power *should* be scared to use that power for anything other than the benefit of the many. If they use that power to enrich themselves and their constituents, the sentence is always death, no trials or grand juries, death. You don't bargain with cancer.

As president, I would be at their mercy just the same. If I had any power over them, the whole thing would be pointless.
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>>955246565
Nuke Israel

Airdrop >>955247615 into Iran, wearing nothing but a portable nuke shaped butt-plug, activated by the phrase "daddy, please!"

Create the office of corporate wellfare arbitration. where instead of lobbying, ceo's must battle to the death on PPV for that sweet subsidy cash.

Retire to a non extradition country with all the PPV revenue.
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>>955246565
abolish the office of President and replace it with the Pizza Hut Option. a citizen of voting age is chosen at random and becomes President for thirty minutes.
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>>955248243
>t. russnigger
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>>955246565
Shut down 4chan
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>immediately shred every trump executive order
>end trump tariffs
>restore sanctions on russian oil
>fire every trump-appointed employee in every department
>have every surface disinfected
>track down and release every single file and item related to epstein and his buddies, including trump
>immediately withdraw forces from iran
>push legislation to stop funding the occupation forces in palestine and stop fighting their wars for them
>call for investigation into just how much profit trump and his weasel friends grifted from the american people during his presidencies
>call for investigation into trump's elections meddling and tampering
>call for investigation of every social media company and how much they've profited from platforming russian and chinese propaganda
>begin crafting and pushing legislation to roll back powers and reach the executive branch was never meant to have
>call for investigation into bribes taken by rightwing SCOTUS justices and push legislation to set term limits or mandatory retirement ages for justices
>withdraw ICE, cut staff hired during trump reign of terror, and call for investigations into human rights abuses and child sex exploitation in ICE facilities
>begin process of nationalizing detainees who are in good standing
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Strip US citizenship from all dual nationals, and and immigrants since 1990, deport them all.
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>>955246565
I don’t know, fuck around maybe?



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