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Mine is the real one, shut the fuck up and stop shitting up the catalog.
>>23488212Nut ID
>>23485909 was here first.
Comparing my ID to the other thread
>>23488276Better luck next time for both of us
Even with the furnigger having a 24/7 meltdown being hete is still better than going back to /r9k/ or /trash/.
You know what's funny? Who the fuck is Leto right? Lmao. It's like, "Idk, new faggot drama dropped, it's all one faggot though" seriously though, who is Leto? What was the /DBS/ altchan? Idk.
Whats happening forum >>23488208Are we sticking with this thread? I had a pretty decent id on the other one
>>23488488let the schizo exist in his dead thread
8==========================D
testI think my IP has been blocked and email verification with proton throwaways doesn't fucking work
>>23488902>fED IDtoo on the nose!
ED is back up, seems they ended up sticking with mediawiki anyway
>>23489053can you please elaborate which error you got during email verification?
>>>/g/106961859
https://youtu.be/-iEId2vmb0M
>>23488208We have stats here. That makes this the superior thread.
when will the email verification come backthere are too many shardees posting here
>>23489390no email received on proton
>open the catalog (sorted by creation date)>multiple threads about "zutting" created back to backnew spammed phrase just dropped.what does it mean? where did it spawn from?
>>23489567Supposedly it's a story about Mohammad getting fucked in the ass by black creatures.It's probably the biggest meme /pol/ had in a while
I decided to check what >our lawyers are doing and apparently that "fuck Ofcom" act in New Hampshire can't be passed at the moment >>23489647so buck breaking 2.0?
>>23489821>so buck breaking 2.0?Same as "you're an NPC!" was "fucking normies ree!!!" rebadged, yes
>>23489969buck breaking is still "4chan and chudnet exclusive" so a new term sounds unnecessary (if it's used to troll unironic muslims that plague certain boards then kek)
>>23489821>so buck breaking 2.0?Yes, but it's for muslims instead of black americans.
>>23489567Sharty meme.
/v/ seems to be trying to make something.>>>/v/723727801>>>/v/723746547>>>/v/723802626
>>23490093Why doesn't the protagonist do penis inspections?>ackually the futa fucks your brains out if you try this! GAME OVER
>>23490180Because the Papers Please parody has already been done
>>23490093/v/ continues to prove it's the gayest board
>>23490093>thread is full of retards confusing futas for trannies
>>23490244I think they know the difference. They're just trying to disrupt the thread
>>23490244they're basically the same thing if they don't also have a pussy, if they don't that's just a dude with tits
>>23489647was it /pol/ or /int/?
>>23490402I don't think I've ever actually posted on /int/ before so I'm assuming /pol/
>>23490093
>>23490402neither. bald man website
>>23490023>>23490731that sucksnothing comes from here anymore lmao
>>23490733theres the occasional new meme from here that shows up elsewhere but generally people try to keep stuff just on whatever board its a thing on because they are sick of normies appropriating our shit.sharty is the opposite, every time they come out with a "new" thing they spam it everywhere but most of the time its just rehashing old shit or very unorigional.
OKAY NIGGERS I'M OFF WORK.>hurr durr schizo!!!!I'm not a schizo. Kill yourself.>ur thread not real 1!!!KYSATEC. IT WAS HERE FIRST. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGERNOG.>i'll pray for you HURR DURR!!KYSATEC! LOL! LOOOLL!! LOOOOLL!!! LELLL!! LEELLL!!!>let the schizo ex---KILL YOURSELF AT THE EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.@/QA/DOGE HOW'S THE WEATHER IN ADDIS ABABA??? HOW IS IT?NOW GO BACK TO ETHIOPIA!!!!THE BIBLE IS TOILET PAPER. GE'EZ CHARACTERS LOOK LIKE DILDOS.>hurr u no programI work on PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE you NIGGER. I'd get fired if I gave out company secrets to fucking random Ethiopians.>jeopardize your only source of making money to appease ME!Not happening.I'm a bit more calm now after shitting all over you.Now GO BACK.
>a 25 year old telemarketer who lives in Pennsylvania and works from 6 am to 4 pm in his timezone>a 34 year old computer programmer who lives in Arizona and works from 5 to 1 in his timezoneThese are NOT the same person.
>>2349082132* Shit.
why dox yourself to janny this place
>>23490847What is this country? I wonder.
>>23490847how is chud similar enough to fag to stay, but soi boy, which almost literally means fag, still has all variations of it and the actual bean it refers to filtered?
>>23490847What would you filter "chud" to?
in a thread about /qa/ being useless. i assume the janny got soiquoted.
>>23490940Context?
>>23490944a list of ban reasons in order of most occurrences from proxyniggers.
>>23490944leto bragging about how much cp he allows through his proxy again
>>23490929>>23490847if they'd have done it back then, it might not have breached containment
>>23490947>>23490962Charming fellow he is
>>23490944paedo bans since august on cucker
>>23490911Friend or pal or something, since the whole interest in posting the word is in posting that specific wordIt's probably as simple and dumb as they find it funny themselves so it stays regardless of the kinds of posters that also post it
>>23490985>Friend or pal or somethingchud > bud
>>23491000Perfect
>>23491000uhh 4chan LLC, hire this man
>>23491000>it even rhymes with chuddy
>>23490882The story goes a mod on /g/ got laughed at for blog posting about his gay looking keyboard with several anons calling him a soiboy, thus the word filter was made.
>>23490847>>23490929I know the mods love wojaks, but even doing the wojak shit to "answer" the honest pleas of janitors? That's even lower than I thought they'd go.
>>23489400Beck is underrated, Sea Change is a great sad albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbJ6b8io9dY
>>23490093Shoutout to /v/ for actually doing something, can't wait for the mods to fuck this up because we need purple /b/ or something.
>>23491000Trips confirm. This is the one mods.
>>23491090i want to believe this but i'm pretty sure only the admin and top dev can change the filters, and we all know none of the big cheeses actually use the site. moot said that they're basically hardcoded into the site or something and can't even use regex which is why they're so easy to walk around.
I'm gonna sound like a newfag tourist, don't care, but why even add word filters for most phrases/buzzwords today? Kinda sucks the fun and momentum out of it.
>>23491268>>23491277this is true, they're implemented (poorly) on the php sidefunny when you consider that even super minimalist ib software exposes this to the admins
>>23490298>they're basically the same thing if they don't also have a pussyHaving a vagina is one of the two requirements for being a futanari (the other is having a penis, balls are optional but it is preferable to have them as well). A “woman” with a penis but no vagina is "a man with tits", an MtF transsexual known in the porn world as shemale or newhalf.
>>23491316Unless you kill it in the crib you WILL see it literally everywhere on every board whether it's relevant or not because most posters CANNOT control themselves
>>23491316most of it is inorganic and forced
>>23489567In Islam there are these things called Hadith, most of them record moments of Muhammads life and they're used to explain parts of the koran. One of them is a story about Muhammad meeting 5 Al Zutt men in the desert and getting "mounted". It causes giga seethe from Muslims
>>23491767https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215601718/#q215601718The thread that started it
>>23491767I do not understand why I find this image so funny
>>23488208biblically accurate Mexican in OP.
>>23491316It's stupid for anyone who wants to experience the entire site. But for the deluded people who think this place is for always for 100% serious discussion they can pretend to be on reddit
Did the happening thread completely miss out on the zuttening? Do you even use this site?
>>23491843The mundane diths are the best there's one where Muhammad says that someone has a cold
>>23491316It's fun/funny, at least if mods do it well enough. It probably hasn't been done well in quite a long time, so it's just an attempt at behavior correction instead of a silly thing. It can work well on other imageboards where things can be more hands on instead require all the bureaucracy of 4chan.
>>23491772https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215836976/This one is also amazing.
It's eye opening seeing how many western flags are muslims.
>>23491874kind of hard to talk about things when there's a schizo spamming the thread to death
>>23492010>schizo>spammingThe 2 favorite buzzwords of a 4chan nigger faggot. Get bent, my guy.
LMAO this idiot just claimed fault without it even being directed. I'm sure your lawyer loves you.Reminder: Filtering by name/trip/ID and more is built in to 4chan with absolutely no extensions needed. Normally against using it but it can make threads usable during excess spam.
>>23492130>brain is a prediction machine>instance of the brain working happens>ER MAH GERD YOU CLAIMED FAULT BLAH BLAHJFC ISFHYGDDT. Just fucking KYS at this point.
>>23492130>HURR DURR SPAM>HURR DURR FILTER!!!!>HURR DURRRR!!!
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23462031/#23488487Wanna say that again, fucklard? I'm not obese nor am I autistic. Sounds like a lot of projection. ND King of /hap/ doesn't take his subjects being << humungous fiery faggots >> too lightly.>HURR DURR AUTISM!>HURR DURR U FAT!>HURRRRR!!!The go-to insults for coalskinned Ethiopian niggers. KYSATEC.
Can you save this till bump limit I'm still trying to solve this happening crossword puzzle and haven't gone through the funnies section yet- now where did he put that among us...
>>23491948It's specially funny seeing butthurt muslims with american, uk and french flags mass-reply everyone accusing them of being indians with proxies and claiming that the whole zutt meme is a psyop made by indians and jews to discredit the "based and trad islam that is fighting against zog".
How much could shit your regular /hap/ user shit his pants with if your regular /hap/ could shit his pants with shit?
>>23488488>ND LE BAD!!>>23488896>ND LE BAD!!BOTH OF YOU. Go BACK to ETHIOPIA.
>>23492167islam and based DO NOT belong in the same sentence lul, funny seeing them cope with people not tolerating their intolerance
Brock is probably the /bant/ equivalent of the logfag. He constantly shits up the board with meaningless threads, AND, he pays for an ethioPass for goody-goody-with-jannies status.He's also strongly aligned with Simon Salva, Jig, etc. and often comes to their defense. My theory is that Brock is a paid countersniper/attack dog for namefags.I wonder if he'll come here to this very thread so he can spazz out....hmm....
nd le bad......
>>23492212His defensive tactics get especially crabby when Matty Moeslopper is attacked, which is also quite suspicious. Could Matt be his highest bidder?>>23492194No religion is "based," you mongrel.
Go away, redflancakes. Go back to /mu/ and make another thread there to screech to yourself: >>>/mu/128162805
/qa/doge went in guns blazing on Daddy ND and revealed himself as being just another paid shill faggot. Big puppy with no bite. Fuck off, man.
But it seems like he trampled on the feetsies of a few of his clients in the process. They won't like that. They'll pull the fucking revenue as soon as they find out what he said about him.
>>23492246Them*. Shit.>>23492237KYSATEC.
>>23491772>pajeets bustin upon him
It seems /qa/doge has gone into hiding. Hilarious how badly I assraped him and his entire operation. ND is just that vicious.
>>23492167They can never recover, its actually so over for them
High payers like Matt are a serious liability. If they can pay for around the clock counter trolling who knows what else they have enough fuck you money to buy.
???
yep, almost cracked his IP addressjust a few more hours and it'll be around 20% of the possible hashes cracked
Spamming/flooding report function is re-enabled on /bant/
https://x.com/JustinWhang/status/1980812129750876342
>>23494128never knew he was just a generic clipart guy
>>23492836The mods have heard our cries for help.
>>23491878>Muslims fear the onion bouncer LOL
>>23494128Nobody knew that the pool has actually been closed since 1994https://ia600700.us.archive.org/view_archive.php?archive=/35/items/task-force-clip-art-really-big-edition/Task%20Force%20Clip%20Art%20-%20Really%20Big%20Edition.iso
>>>/tv/215404630
>>>/g/106973130
>>23494920>>23495211seems like that same russian flag bot that was spamming /bant/ yesterday
>>42711160>11 mins ago>404'dprobably the one and only time ive ever seen annyjay clean up actual bait in a timely manner let alone touching low effort bait AT ALL
>>23495243>>>/mlp/42711160
>>23492793K keep me posted
What's happening forum
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723186724/#723201180
>>23495988Glad to see anons still making bonehead mistakes in public.
>>23495988Holy fucking shit lol
>>23495988Why was Cream naked?
>>23495948>>>/co/150949954IDW sanic comics event went political and the locals are flipping out
>>23496341Mods. The Steam Deck is a PC in handheld form, so it can have all sorts of mods, nude/lewd mods obviously included.
>>23496419every girl has a nude mod already lmao
>>23496385even default "i steal things for money" bad guys are now an intro to a 500-reply culture war thread?
>>23496496Lex Luthor in that new Superman movie got a lot of fedora rumbling for similar reasons, mind you that Lex Luthor is a parody of robber barons
>>23496419Her arms aren't pink!?
>>23496563amy's arms aren't FREAKING PINK!!!!btw a mod deleted an amy thread for no reason earlier
>>23496563>>23496571>they weren't pink even in Sonic Boom inconsistency in hedgehogs' designs is weird
>>23496563Colored arms are a relatively recent change.>>23496571The "Amy could beat you in a fight" thread? I got the webm from there lol. Kinda weird that mods suddenly decided to delete a thread that was one day old.
>>23496590that's the one. there was nothing wrong with it. i guess the janny must be one of those guys that seethes about how flynn characterizes her or something.
>>23496540Honestly, I don't think he'd even qualify as that in the most recent movie. He's the kind of cartoonishly-evil that only appears in movies. But I'm okay with that. Not every fictional villain needs to be an expy for some real-world person I hate or a tortured soul whose motives are sympathetic even if his methods are not.
>>23496540That's weird, he struck me as more of a Gentoo or Arch guy!
>>23496976heh
/v/ happening: Valve added a crafting recipe for knifes and gloves in CS2the market is dead and some traders literally kill themselves because their golden items now cost pennies
>>23498918valve crashed the value of CS go skins and wiped billions of dollars out of the CS go skin economy (yes, billions) lmaooooooooo>>>/v/723951937>>>/v/723957773
Is /vg/ worse than /v/?
always regret visiting /g/ expecting interesting technology threads. like /v/, its not so much about /g/
>>23499565AI shitters from other sites and retards from /pol/ have absolutely ruined /g/
>>23498918This should have happened 10 years ago
ZUTTED
>>23499724>/g/it's /v/>>>/v/723971181
>>23499731>linked the thread instead of a replyI guess I'm retarded also
>>23499731holy lol
>>23499731TIL people actually unironically had some our all of their life savings invested in cs2 skins. What a timeline.
>>23499731yup, gabe is based
what a /v/appening to behold
>Valve did this in preparation for removal of cases (because of legal bullshit they're facing)>nothing for TF2I'm worried
>>23499856They'll probably backport it to TF2 against their will at some point, especially if they HAVE to because of legality.
>>23499869the thing is that they can't just backport: TF2's items are different from CS's modelin fact they backported some of CS stuff with Gun Mettle update, making the entire system overcomplicated>hats after Gun Mettle have tiers (like in CS), but nobody cares about item tiers>...unless they are weapon skins>unusuals are the "valuable" types of hats>...but not skins>also MvM gamemode has random item drops with killstreak kits and golden guns that aren't connected with the other systems in any way
>>23499893Those and the weapon-drop system that ended up obsoleting a Poker Night joke about Heavy chewing through enemy ammunition by picking up weapons. What it's most similar to is the trade-up system that already exists for TF2 items but actually working and capable of producing something valuable, so if TF2 were to get a feature like that, it would probably be a better ROI version of the trade-up system. Five items of any rarity instead of ten items in a crate tier to move up a tier.
>>23499902I just don't know how the fuck would they handle unusual effects in this systemthere are HUNDREDS of themremoving gambling with getting unusuals still leaves room for gambling with rolling for slop effects and burning flames
>>23499944>>23499931 >>23499914>>23499882 >>23499675 russian IP nonsense bot at it again
>>23500097reminds me of the "drop water in the paddy fields" guy
>>23500097
>>23500116is you as write?
>>23500097either that or someone's seriously drunk(i speak drunk)
>>23499527>>23499731Stick and embed>>>/v/723977692>>>/v/723991135
>>23500129what's my mean to either? us this cleared
>>23494499yeah but is the clip art just completely made up or is it some guy??
>>23500133>mods pinned the thread with the stolen jokeShame on them and on everyone who posted in that thread.
>>23500116https://archived.moe/vg/thread/213728692/#213762853
>>23500185as your problem foreign what??
>>23500097Proxyfags use bots to reply in random threads and keep their IPs "warm" as a way to avoid the timers placed on new IPs.
>>23500133>jeet jeet jeet jeet jeet jeet jeet jeet>and then the thread got noticed by sharteens
>>23500315Mods deserve this mess tbdesu.
>>23500314Ph.D about you speaks?
>>23500146We'll probably never know, unless someone is autistic enough to track down the sources of that clipart library
>spend 18 seconds on /v/> 'p all over the place
>>23500402
>>23500133when was the last time there was a sticky with that song
>>23500402A couple of days ago some faggot was hiding CP in mp4 files disguised as harmless reaction images and screenshots of the new pokemon. The first frame would be something innocuous to hide the CP until you clicked on the thumbnail, and only after opening the image you would see the CP.It's worth mentioning that sharties use the same technique to hide wojaks, gore and nikokados in anime reaction images.
>>23500402rapeape should complain about it on twitter some more
>>23499731>Original thread CS2 tradeup update>first post was KonoSuba Aqua have 9 replies>few anons people hate aquafag>answer simple word an hero>originally image Carlos joke more replies>full 500 replies bump limit>no sticky>>23500133>1 hour later>Another new thread CS2 tradeup update again>exactly the same the first post was KonoSuba Aqua previous thread>KonoSuba Aqua was stolen joke Carlos previous thread more replies>a little more few people hate aquafag again what happened previous thread>Mod added sticky threadMod hate carlos or what idk?
>>23500150Aquachads winning
>>>/diy/2913297i don't have the attention span for it, but these threads seem kind of interestingthey've been going for several months now
>>23500474these guys have their own board. it's a fun read.
odd spoilered spam >>>/v/723995470
>>23500520dude's also editing it into pictures >>>/v/723995947
>>23500520>>23500547cool, another maciej tier schizo
>>23500464>Aquachads winningAquachadbrosistergodfags we won/lost/it's over/we're so back
>>23488208>>23463907Kitty will get eaten
What would it take to ban all gachaslop from this website?
Bring back /qa/.
