Double The Weight edition>NEWS:-- Jet is seething in the comments of the Turkey Guy video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZSfHhASeM0-- Season 5 applications are live on the site! https://www.fishtank.live/apply>Watch here:https://www.fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23694926
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
Rumor has it they're going to charge all those who apply a 50 dollar fee to audition
i just hope that jupiter has a wonderful day
TLP!!! TLP!!!!!
>>23696391>>23696391yeah man, people aren't able to anticipate how they'll react to a situation before it happens, a person shows up and EVERYTHING TOTALLY CHANGES, great point man
i do what im fucking told
>>23696430Finally, one i can agree with
>>23696422Remember when Sam pretended to not understand the concept of John Cage's 4'33 despite going to one of the most prestigious art schools in the country?
i just hope that this bad bitch has a wonderful day
>>23696431the holy grail
>>23696455Seen this banger of a pic Jin should use.
>>23696456mmmm some hapa tummy :3
>>23696443>yeah! You're fired>gets fired soon afterHow do you think he reacted?
>>23696455Me too!
oliver trendy
>>23696455Can someone please repost the Jet Cocksley Poopson video?
I miss Cryo :(https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764389705363175.mp4
>>23696430Saaaaaaame
>>23696431I want to lick her butt
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23696503>>23696504Disgusting
benleaks on ADL2
>>23696505hey man, leave her alone
Also>45 secondsBro the fuck is wrong with you
>>23696503>>23696504erm that's a NIGGER
>>23696513I was just on Instagram @ the right time
>leaky leaky is sexualizing his friends
>>23696503>>23696504What the fuck is wrong with you
Does anyone have an endorsement tracker for S2? From what I remember, Shinji was pretty consistently the most endorsed except for around the time Cole was kicked. Did TJ ever overtake him?
>>23696520?
i wonder what claire is doing right now.
This is running on empty, foooood review!
>>23696472whhyy
>>23696528NIGGER!
>>23696528>Did TJ ever overtake him?No, Shinji had most endorsements all the way till the end. Cole had most endorsed then most went to shinji.
>>23696470The panels of frosted glass semi censoring the clothes was a weird aesthetic choice
>>23696540dollar general food
>>23696528>Did TJ ever overtake him?Yeah at the end
>>23696540goyslop
>>23696528I've never seen any compiled data like that and only have this screenshot of my own from right before the endorsment board was replaced by IQ scores. But no, TJ never passed Shinji and Cole's final day is the only time anyone was ever ahead of the gook.
>>23696540My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
We demand signs of life
Even when you call me a dumb leaf, I don't know what I'd do without all of you
>>23696543>Cole had most endorsed then most went to shinji.Reminder that this only happened because they gave Cole's endorsements to the toilet whore
>>23696538Getting sobered up for her big gig tonight only one for the week. Running the soundboard for a Catholic jr high school play
>>23696495to each their own, I don't care how sparkly clean it is I wouldn't put my tongue near that
FACT: Claire would have dominated if she was on any previous fishtank season
Wtf? Based!
>>23696566Yeah when she first came they had her as a fish for a lil bit in the bio for some reason.
I just hope that Benleaks and Smokedope2016 have a stupendous day
What if 2hollis was a freeloader.....
>>23696578She would have crashed out drunk self loathing like she always does and shadabi wouldn’t have been there to care for her and she would have left as soon as Meg did.You don’t really know what you’ve got until it’s gone do you?
https://youtu.be/KyE4aMxsd6c?si=0q7ia2rie0V7QT7ni know you won't listen to a 20 min long jam you fucking coward
ma the simps are still arguing about women they'll never meet
>>23696435they can, but they don't, people are incongruent, online isn't real, future orientation is imperfect, and real gets more real than anticipated, or it wasn't anticipated at all, people only premeditate up to a point and galaxy gas appreciators premeditate even lessmale competitiveness is a matter of immediacy and proximityDan was supposed to be a footstool, but he gave Jet a headache, made him act in ways he never wanted to be caught acting on camera because Dan challenged his masculinity and Jet had to rage out to try retain framethe damage was done, though, by Dan even having the audacity to begin withJin was supposed to be a freakshow, but he made Jet the joke, and Jet couldn't abidedid Jet anticipate seething at someone the way he did? he could've, but he didn't, and even without anticipating a hater and a heckler, there was a more rational way to go about reacting to one, but he didn'tJet thought he wanted to fuck Direnc because she was so keen and filtered on image, but once he saw her, he didn't anticipate she'd look like a troll doll, be worn out like a ghetto intersection and compete like a psycho aka be utterly unattractive and unfeminine inside and outdid he goon to Angie before the show? probablydid he anticipate Angie looking like FAS baby face to face? noinstead the lithe asian waifu took the cake - Jet started mate guarding immediatelythe same way he mate guarded Josie, the same way he mate guarded Abi, the same way he mate guarded JC, the same way he tried to mate guard Taylor, and later ClaireFishtank is a show about Jet mate guarding and the social dynamics that follow from that
>>23696608What’s your iq?
>>23696597That would be cool actually https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764414301047697.mp4
It's funny the wiggers made it to s4 and were like "we're going back to the basics". WE NEED TO RETURN TO THE BASICS ON SEASON 4.
>>23696621The basics being ChatGPT and a shield in Mints and a somehow even worse cast than S3
>>23696608Shant be reading that, but I'm right about Oliver
Oliver lost a boxing match to a fat gay black guy who has no jaw
>>23696627S3 cast was good
>>23696608>Fishtank is a show about Jet mate guarding and the social dynamics that follow from thatthis + humiliating the fans as a form of power tripping. giving you the illusion you're actually in on the joke and aren't "that" fan that is being humiliated while its the farthest from the truth, and in fact you ARE the joke.
>>23696621How is that funny?
>>23696637carried by the concept and not their personalities
>>23696630Wdym the girls were literally drooling over his lopsided face, non verbal behavior and losing to dumbgay was so hot
>>23696611what the hell this fight back even is, kek on you
>>23696642Its the best cast of all 4 seasons
>>23696637Kev was the S3 goat. Alex b was funny in spells but when it went to fishtank he was bewildered by it all and he tended to spiral for hours. Nontent like Binx coasted and when she simply said no they just gave up.
>>23696652so wrong
>>23696659Kev didn’t do anything
I havent done any work since 11 AM. Ive just been sitting here fiddling with shit for 5 hours. Beginning of the months are always slow as shit here this shit sucks
HOLY SHIT BLACK EVENT @ OT2025
>>23696661I know you have a hardon for tj but other than him wtf did s2 bring? And s1 had what, letty? No one else could even put a sentence together.S4 had freddy and thats it.S3 had alex and burt, and payton for the eye candy. Sneed was also underrated.S3 also had beat freeloaders with connor + jobe
We can safely assume at this point that season 1 will remain the best season of Fishtank forever
>>23696664Kev was the only one who should have been a real fish. An autistic mormon male model Jet fucked up that is a fish, not some schizo nigger wanking all day. FH2 cast mogged the og cast in all honesty.
bill ottman telling jet to tell ben to tell sodaman to tell andy he's just doing what he's told
>>23696675naturally
>>23696675First week was amazing. After jon left the show went to a screeching halt.
>>23696675No!
Season 2 niggas be like "there was stripes on da walls, I was enthralled"
>>23696608I am not reading alla that. I'm happy for you though. Or sorry that happened
>>23696674Season 2 had tj,cole,Oliver (Mogs connor and jobe all together) ,shinji,duanye,and trish
Jet forgot what fishtank was at the end of the day retards and semi ok looking women it's that simple.
>>23696675take the rose tinted glasses off
S1 niggas be like *paid bot noises*
mizzy binx burt ted should have been final 4
>>23696685that's season 4
It’s funny how they were like dude let’s not even plan anything just stay drunk and high and the ideas will just come and be so much better than if we try to do stuff we’ve never done before
hating tayleigh was the most fun part of fishtank and now she's retired
>>23696691S1 had soul THOUGH
This is the face of pure angelic goodness
>>23696676He didn’t do anything though, why is a made up personality and description for someone supposed to convince me
>>23696701>wrestling>real
>>23696680Yeah…no
TJ ushered in the golden age of Fishtank that ended with Powtank. It has been dead ever since.
>>23696703horrible face, but great rack, at least in the past because she lost it recently
season 3!
>>23696704Im not trying to convince you of anything you are a pleb.
>>23696712I’m a pleb for not having a gay crush or self insert for every season?
>>23696695No, you faggets always say the S2 house looked good>>23696688Oliver, Shinji and Trish were nontent and it's embarrassing that you even mentioned them, Dumbgay was excruciatingly annoying, TJ was frustratingly passive and inarticulate, and I have no desire to watch Cole play fucking Xbox or whatever he did (also vast majority of season was Coleless)
>>23696700This is also true it needs a villain and chudgang were the worst.
Is Angie sexually active? How is her sex life?
TJ Maxxer jumpscaree
>>23696715While not watching Kev jump up 4 stairs at a time and bounce around the house all day, you would have been watching Burt thus i don't care what you think.
@FufO8VV9
This feels way too old school talking about the show what's even the point lol
wtf shadi, claire is your friendhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764622305422041.webm
>>23696640Israel is my greatest allyat some point the relationship with the viewers became terminally malignant, true, so much so that there exists very little context for a season that's not about humiliating fans, that's the hole they've dugI think the wigger's estimation of the true loving fans is as high as their estimation of the haydurs, so in their heart-of-hearts there's no-one left they want to make the show forthe money is good for the effort, though
take me back!
>>23696431Why is she teasing us?
I just want to see the wiggers get embarrassed as much as possible at this point desu
bonnie mogs
>>23696738take me back!
>>23696730>at some point the relationship with the viewers became terminally malignant, true, so much so that there exists very little context for a season that's not about humiliating fansthat's why jeetcucks bending out of shape to try and find any excuse possible for him pop me so hard.he's spitting in your face and you're here telling me im the problem for criticizing it.
>>23696472we miss him dearly
>>23696721Or I just wasn’t watching any of it like a normal person
>>23696753Is the jet in the room with us right now?
>>23696760normal persons don't post on /ftl/ - Fishtank Live S5 preseason #648
>>23696762shit eating cuckold
>>23696703She gon' be sucking ol nigger dick for gambling money once gytis abandons her
>>23696752The show is just humiliating the fans that’s why I orbit it 24/7 and watch the most niche dogshit spin-offs and sideshows
>>23696455>a couple of BAD bitches
>>23696766>>23696763You're usually in a better mood what's got you out of sorts big guy?Don't you remember what old grandad used to say? Some people deserve be slaves. You just let em be slaves if that's what they wanna be. There is no need to be upset.
>>23696775When is he ever in a good mood
>>23696725Huh?
>>23696763i am normal and i am a good person
>>23696776I dunno sometimes he likes to make jokes. Maybe it's a different Jew.
>>23696778Her eye shape is subhuman
>>23696504Her thin neck had me wondering what a skinny Shadi would look like. Makes me shudder
>>23696775Why do nearly all leafs want a hugbox some Sometimes it's just fun to call each other niggers or faggots and such.
>>23696753at the same time people are sending their private info to apply to be on Fishtank, Jet's clapping back with the full name of a volunteer in Youtube commentsthe vibes... they're off
>>23696779haha, fantastic northern america jokes >>23696767 niggers and their shit looking dicks, fantastic fun for the american/canadian to think about shit colored dicks
>>23696780
Israel has a violent heart
>>23696725This reminds me of tj
>>23696540This is why women always complain about being cold or their head/stomach hurting.
>>23696703>>23696710>>23696767Taylor is so hot ¢hαт
>>23696878keto it up!
i know youre just typing disgusting things because youre hiding behind a screen so it doesnt bother me
>>23696786S5 could be ran well and it would make no difference. Jet has shat in the pond and now he will have to live with it.
>>23696785every day you can choose to either say/do the more or less cruel thing. u can decide to be nice
Humiliating the fans isn't really the issue but the issue is quite clearly that the show is run by wiggers who cannot take what they dish out. Frank can take anything the contestants throw at him, Sam can pretty much do it as well unless someone Markyposts, Jet simply cannot and lacks the temperament necessary to run the show. He's indistinguishable from the people he's trying to fuck with.
>>23696889they cant decide because their uncles decided to rape them
>>23696718>>23696744
>>23696889It's fun to be naughty and im on 4chan this is not reddit or discord.
>>23696879Wonder if she still talks to Mary
Frank hassle is a bucket
>>23696897I've wondered if she goes to the same places Binx does that would be a laugh.
>>23696892I dunno if u take the turkey builder guy they all sound pretty thin skinned to me. I don't think Sam is any different.I was talking about that earlier, how everyone thinks Sam is some sort of well put together professional compared to the rest of them for some reason despite all suggestions to the contrary.
>>23696775jeetcucking works me into a shoot b. idc about twitter cultists doing that but i feel like people here should know better at this point
>>23696540>>23696878>>23696883is this what a keto diet looks like ¢hαт?
>>23696889You only say this because people call you a nigger
>>23696904with keto diet like this you will dream to die in your 40s
>>23696889you are an evil person
>>23696901turkey guy was like "i'm making this so sam knows what kind of people work for him" as if the wiggers' problems are some kind of secret
>>23696889NIGGER!
>>23696790some people deserve zero good will
>>23696704Its just TJ fan self inserters
>>23696889You can choose to not come here. I personally don't care what you do but if this place upsets you then close the tab
ligman nobody here sincerely likes jet they’re just trying to get a rise out of you. the only person who actually likes jet is the 85 IQ mick muttoid who delusionally thinks she has an incredible intuition for sniffing out sociopaths
>>23696889>>23696912Our Irish cat girls are always having a cat fight these days ¢hαт
in fact having faux positivity toward shitty people makes you a bad person in extension
>>23696929No one cares moralfag
>>23696931no one cares that you don't care
>>23696929All cryofags
>>23696889What would Mormon Jesus do?
>>23696791how
>>23696934
should i film an unlisted video and post it here before i kill myself or no? if so what should i sayalso how am i supposed to know when freight trains come? they're run by private companies that don't publish schedules
>>23696933Jet lifemogs you
>>23696934how is cryo a shitty person?who is he hurting besides himself?>>23696940people that care:
>>23696939
>>23696939Nah im good, just go disappear
>>23696941Cryo promotes hate speech
>>23696939you probably shouldn't do it and if you do i don't think train is a good way to go
>>23696941Cryo hurts every single tax payer by sucking up all their money for his fake disability
>>23696608>Jin was supposed to be a freakshow, but he made Jet the joke, and Jet couldn't abideNot really ¢hαт Jin just smelled bad and Daniel was the funnier 4chan/reddit weeb autist I think ¢hαт
>>23696940shiver my timbers, fat guy has an issue with us
Insane how hard Extreme Peace has been memory holed alreadyThese niggas hyped this shit up for years and now they'll literally never mention it again because it was such ASSDo you think they're gonna try to do season 3? And if so what changes will they try to make? Fire Alex Schultz?
>>23696939nice larp
>>23696939everything is going to be ok anon we can get through this
>>23696951>Daniel>funnierYour dislike for Jin really does cloud your judgment
>>23696950you're crying about breadcrumbs while billionaires steal your whole fridge
>>23696959Daniel got way more hate tts than jin gor of both positive or negative. Jin was boring as fuck. At least it was comical to flip the camera to daniel to see which corner he was moping in
>>23696939Don't do it ¢hαт just become a klauser and stop caring about stuff ¢hαт
@self
>>23696961>whataboutismStop defending your personal lolcow you evil kike
>>23696939Say it was Jets fault lol
>>23696948>i don't think train is a good way to gowhy? i need a way that's like guaranteed cuz I don't want to end up in a hospital. even guns aren't 100%. jumping off a building is too scary, im terrified of heights.
>>23696959I'm just going off of what mints (and jet allegedly) said ¢hαт if you know me then you know I don't even watch this stuff ¢hαт
Cryo "the raping shit blob" keen
>>23696954Didn't a fan have to paypig for the production of the entire thing? I don't think that's gonna happen again
>>23696974cryokeen has never raped anyone in his entire life
>>23696967so real
>>23696977He has raped countless public sinks with his shit covered ass and fingers
>>23696971>too scary
>>23696971>even guns aren't 100%temple + hollow point with at least 9mm is pretty effective I think ¢hαт people usually only mess it up because they put the gun in their mouth and aim too high or too low probably ¢hαт
>>23696981its not his fault there's lack of bidet awareness
just hit the bump limit and gtfo because mood itt is so lame
>>23696971Face your fears! You are about to kill yourself and you are making weewee in your pants over a little heights?What is so scary about heights? That you fall and die? NIGGA THATS YOUR OBJECTIVE
>>23696929very true
>>23696939Frankly this >>23696966 anon minus becoming a Klaus nigger. You can literally just choose to not care about whatever is making you want to end it. Literally just delete the need to care about it. And your problems are solved
>>23696971train is the most based way to kill yourself, that guy is a kike so he doesnt understand life
we need to be repairing the vibes
>>23696988Vibes are pretty bad when I'm not here posting e girls I guess ¢hαт
>>23696988Klaus hasn’t been spamming his egirls because he got a warning last night
>>23696994>dude just traumatize a train operator
You know it's the holiday season when niggas are talking about killing themselves
>>23696998I only got a warning because /m/ was mad at me for Gundam Wing posting again I think ¢hαт
>>23696971too painful probably and messyyou're not a jeet but why the rush anyway?unless you're literally in constant pain because of some medical condition why not just take the ride till the end?
>>23696993>You can literally just choose to not care about whatever is making you want to end it.I literally have no choice aside from being homeless. Life has been miserable and a nightmare up until now and I HAVEN'T been homeless, so... I'm turning 30 soon, obv I failed at life if now at 30 it's time to start the homeless life. I think I'm just done.>>23697003ya I thought about this, not great. almost feel like filming a video apologizing to the train person in advance but that might just be bizarre.
>>23697003>the winter vibes
>>23697008Have you tried getting a home?
>>23697004Last time i saw you on /m/ they thought you were a zoomer because you say ¢hαт a lot i think.
>>23697001thats based
>>23697008They're going to see you and hit the brains at the last minute and then you'll only get like half run over and horrible mutilated probably ¢hαт
>>23697004When will you realize gundam posting is bad for business?
>>23697003I used to love the winter. Now I can’t wait for it to be over. 10 weeks realistically left of dark grey cold short ass days where I live. I do not like it.
>>23697014The brakes I mean ¢hαт
>>23697017I get like 20 minutes of sunlight on my way to work and thats it. Its pretty miserable
>>23697008Are you the anon who quit his job? I wondered what happened with you i take it the free time did not help you any. Yeah that's the only problem i would feel bad about the person that would need to clean up your mess.
moment of silence for the poop sink victim last thread
>>23696496Same!
>>23697003this time of year always fills me with existential dread
>>23697012>>23697015It's a good bit I think ¢hαт
The Fishtank comment on Turkey Guy's video doubled his views lol, still only on 10 dislikes too
>>23697017>10 weeks realistically left of dark grey cold short ass daysHaha we get 2 weeks of sun a year if we are lucky.
>>23697024>Are you the anon who quit his jobno
>>23697031that's so based
>>23697034Jesus i wonder if he is still with us.>>23697039I dont envy you fuck living in a desert
>>23697008Just get an easy ass job and chill anon. The easiest one in the world is “Sleeping night shift residential habilitation” only do like 4 nights a week. And just chill until you’ve got not worries anymore then start adding more things to your life.>im turning 30So? Who cares? I don’t. You don’t need to either.
it's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myyAkYqykbs
When is Abi coming back?
>>23697046american deserts are a vibe
>>23697050Da Jews sure wrote some catchy goymas songs for us. Some are ok I guess but more are annoying as shit
>>23697055She posts sad e girl ai pics daily now. That’s probably all we’re going to get
>>23697064Dude looks like Jerry Seinfeld ngl
>>23696939push through the darkness anon. don't give up.<3
>>23697064well they had to blend in during that period
>>23697065Is she being held captive?
so called fishtank fans missing the hate/death/love/life message
Its funny to me how Rochefort's gimmick is "being a swinger" i mean it its funny and endearing
>>23696939curt a promo calling out the Dasha like the Bjork stalker
>>23697073do you know how ai works
>>23697060semitic deserts are better
>>23697055>>23697065>send me $5 so I can stream>doesn't stream that's pretty cool ¢hαт
>>23697064mizzy looks like the women on my dads side
>>23697081too severe for me
>>23697082is she scamming people now?
claire is pamjet is royvgr is jim
>>23697060I love westerns, but the heat would fry me last time i went to spain i had to wait till like 4/5 pm even with a hat it pickles my brain.
>>23697087If she's really on Percocets like leaks and Claire say then probably ¢hαт leaks is usually wrong so I kind of doubt it doh ¢hαт
>>23697088Stfu lol VGR is gabe and he can't drive
>>23697088Mauro is Oscar
dis bonkswho dis
>>23697093Can't you people call for a wellness check?
>>23697064imagine waking up next to those
>>23697074>I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
>>23697046>>23697060don't get me wrong i love the desert and also one of the reasons i vibed with bb so much.just wish we had more rain (ALOT)
>>23696954As long as that brain damaged mexican guy still has millions to spend
>>23697100daffeyduck-wellness.gif
>>23697105your gif is not loading
>>23697100yeah but I don't feel like paying the FOIA fee for the police body cam footage after because it's probably going to be nontent ¢hαт>hi are you abi?>are you okay?>ok bye
>>23697105Benleaks is a klauser
>>23697102
>>23697074Do you have any neat 70’s Fargo inspired fits??
>>23697118What if they were the same person?
>>23697118you didn’t know? they’re goon buddies
is this trash
>>23697124i usually wear flared jeans and have a lot of sweaters
>>23697091>>23697103yeah u have to spend a lot of time in the desert to really appreciate it. i hated it my entire childhood but now the vast nothingness is comforting to me.
>>23697086doesnt death valley have the highest recorded temperature on earth
>>23697105>>23697112>>23697118>>23697126
>>23697091You just gotta keep you electrolytes and hydration up. Give me sweltering Death Valley heat any day over below freezing hell temps
>>23697129Is the bottle still in it?
>>23697129all perfume/cologne/deodorant is trash
>>23697136>TLP Abi
Claire's Christmas gift to Isaac is agreeing to watch anime with him for one night (she gets bored after one episode and leaves the room)
>>23697100Shadi S H A D I is our only contact that hadn’t burnt their bridges
>>23697129is it supposed to smell like manure or something ¢hαт
>>23697142>>23697144>>23697150i know beaners think its rude to not smell like cheap fume
