oughe terrible tuesday i hate working so early
>>23849099sameback on that grind regardlesstime to make the donuts
then slice up and start preparing that recipe for jerky for tomorrow (pocket steak or bust :D)
early bird get the worm
don't eat worms
tomorrow we fire up the smoker and find out
>>23850714it will likely cook faster on a smokeri tend to use a dehydrator for jerk bc it's good at holding very low temperatures without fluctuating randomly several degrees
>>23850748so probably run a lower temp like the 125° for 6 hours that worked on the venison?
>>23850810possibly it mostly depends on your smoker. electric ones hold stable temperatures fairly well but if it autofeeds wood pellets instead of using chips in a pan above the heater, sometimes the pellets can flare up and make the temperature spike
>>23850910good news then, it's electric and uses a tray for dampened chips (though that means replacing the chips every 1-2 hours).loving this thing so far.
>>23850910also really loving the taste of cherry smoke, tried mesquite on ribs but everything else cherry is king so far.applewood is up for next bag i get.
>>23851061apple is the best for pork imo also great for poultry
>>23851083:D then the apple experiment will be the half chickens recipe i've been looking into, or chicken thighs skin on again.
>>23849099i wanna fuck bridget
>>23850714This looks just like my bvssy lol
>>23851108>raw meat in worse shape than any roastiejesus how do you manage to sit down?
>>23850714tasty time
>>23851187pocket steak/jerky with Tommy's recipe :Dhttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23837480/#23839593will post results tomorrow evening
>>23851257>pocket steak/jerky with Tommy's recipe :D>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23837480/#23839593:o>will post results tomorrow eveningbased, good luck
>>23851271hope it doesn't affect the quality that i'm using more affordable london broil, but 6 hours of slowcook/dehydrate should mitigate any connective tissue.hopefully jerky will becaome more accessible than $8 for a measly 1.5 oz.
>>23851289>hopefully jerky will becaome more accessible than $8 for a measly 1.5 oz.it's fuckin crazyi've had homemade jerky from those little countertop electric dehydrators, but i bet it comes out better this way...
>>23851305smoky, heavily preferential to cherry smoke on my end but want to try more flavors.also apparently the smoke helps it keep longer.low and slow 125° for 6 hours.it's done when it's dry enough to crack and expose fibers, but not dry enough to snap in two.
>>23851289The real way to make beef jerky is to just throw it under the saddle with some salt and ride on it for a week
>>23851376*mongol where's the flavor?and they say i'm an old man stuck in the past.
you should make smoke iced cream i think
>>23851098based>>23851102rood>>23851108you've never seen a bussy OR a pussy>>23851398how to smoke ice cream.... does it require cryogenic pretreatment??
>>23851398wtf...>>23851747>does it require cryogenic pretreatment??reminds me of "dip'n dots" if anyone remembers thosetiny pellets of ice cream with a very high surface area, so they melt super quickly without crazy equipment
hey YO all wassupAll u niggaz talk bout is fukkin food yo
yo
>>23851753omg i miss dippin dots...
>>23852084based
>>23852087mfw i saved this in case you posted that
>>23852252!!!
>>23852261tfw dirty meta gamer who never tells anyone what he's doing or how he's doing it
inb4 defeat or redeem*master of puppets starts playing*
>absorbed most of the marinadefirst time i've seen that, though the usual marinade is more viscous.
here we go, low and slow for 6 hours.fatty bois up top to render down some more good flavor.
>>23849099>terrible tuesdayYesterday was Tickle the Taint TuesdayToday is Wobbly Weinor Wednesday
1/3 of the batch was dry enough to pullabsolutely goated marinade 10/10
>>23854296>>23855180:O
>>23855180Cockroach legs ground up in there. Think about cockroach legs when you eat it Makes it taste betterLooks better too
>>23855180ehe~
>>23855187naaaah
>>23855196thank you sensei i btfo big jerky making 32$ of jerky with a 12$ london broil.
>>23855230that makes me wonder how feasible it would be to sell your own
>>23855239unfortunately, unless it's a day off i don't usually have 6+ hours to babysit a smoker.
>>23855249ah, ehehehi didn't realize you had to do that
>>23855261the smoker is mildly finicky, temperature went above freezing ambient today and though the box is insulated i caught it climbing to 150°.
>>23855249just get a WFH bf
>>23855465>other peopleno thank you
>>23855579>>other people>no thank youhe can keep your bed warm
>>23855584Is he getting bummed under the heated table
>>23855594Idk, he looks kind of bored to be getting his bitch button bitchI did see this one gay porno where this skinny ginger dude was sucking the dick of this even skinnier feminine latino dude and the entire time the latino guy had this "are you done yet? can you just fuck me already?" look on his face
>>23855607>bitch button bitchmeant to say "bitch button hit"
>>23855584i cannot overstate how not interested in sharing my personal space with others i am
>>23855677>not interested in sharing my personal spacebut what if he shares his bussy with you
>>23855730sniffler stop being gross
>>23855738sex is normal
>>23855744it is overrated attachments even moresoi am old and have danced that dance for decadeslet me be a hermit in peace
>>23855750>i am old and have danced that dance for decadeshow old
>>23855771>infoyou don't get to be here as long as i have spilling beans like that
>>23855180tasty for youand um....if you wouldnt mind...perhaps...maybe could i have a bite??
>>23856014sure :)
>>23855877
>>23857175tatsy ^^
>>23849099Does Bridget's anal juice smell like flowers?
>>23858012this dude is onto somethingsustained myself all of work on jerky today.even if you don't have a smoker you probably have an oven.
>>23859441sustained on meat all day award^^sorry
>>23859573heh
>>23859441>>23859573>>23859582my diet is like, 90% meatlast night was one of the rare occasions that i had a salad
>>23860759mmm meat...in seriousness though, are you doing the carnivore diet?someone was talking to me about it and it sounds like keto but harder...if thats even possiblecurrently rocking paleo which is carnivore-esque-ish-ly
>>23861307he is doing the retard diet i think
>>23861349im doing the based gigachad diet
>>23861349that doesnt sound particularly healthy o:>>23861349oh...i see the side effects of this aforementioned diet
>>23861397coronary heart disease is based and redpilledor so i've been told
>>23849099Hey Tommy ; )
