I'm a bald man (alopecia areata), 30 years old, virgin, with skin problerms, 1,52 (or 4.9f), shy, with teeth problems and I live with my parents. No one is going to notice me, no one ever has, not brown women, not gay men, not trans people, not ANYONE. It's over for me (never started). Therefore, being white does not help me at all.(For further reference, search for the protagonist of the film Powder).
>>23857747How would you rate your face?>shyBullshit. What really matters about your personality is if you're autistic or neurotypical, so, which one are you?
>>23857753-which one are you?None, I'm just shy/quiet/serious/introverted.-How would you rate your face?Not counting skin problems, maybe a 5. I have a normal/elongated face, but I don't have eyebrows (due to alopecia) and every so often (due to skin problems) I get spots or my skin becomes red (dryness and/or psoriasis).
>>23857761Oh, I forgot to mention that I have arthritis and that I've never had a girlfriend.
>>23857769
>>23857747>4'9Holy shit. You can't even Philippines-maxx like all the other whiteys kek. Are you actually white or white (mutt)?
>>23857783No, i'm not a mutt...Yes, my height is like that of a 14-year-old girl, and not even that, but a relative of mine who is a 14-year-old girl, I think she's already taller than me...
>>23857792and to make matters worse, she's sexy xd
>>23857747You are defining yourself through what is "wrong" with you instead of embracing your inner beauty
>>23857799Don't twist my words. I say what I am on the outside, nothing more. And besides, it's very easy to have the balls to tell others things when it doesn't happen to you. So you'd better shut up.
>>23857806I'm just venting here, because obviously nobody cares.
>>23857792Grim. Better cope through life because Spain is filled with high T conqueror genes for women and bottom fags/trannies to choose from
>>23857761>I'm just shy/quiet/serious/introverted.Maybe you're just undiagnosed... I can't really say just from your 4chan posts.>but I don't have eyebrowsOkay, that's really a problem... >>23857769Okay, it's over... I'm sorry, OP... But women aren't everything in life. Acquire the magic, my wizard!How big is your cock by the way (no homo)? I'm curious but you don't need to say it if you really don't want to.
>>23857842i not have autist...! annoying.
>>23857842normal size, 13cm
Do you really have telekinetic powers?
>>23857856I wish I had
>>23857857Are you really the highest IQ person in history?
>>23857858Why don't you go fuck yourself, mhmm?
>>23857852We all go through that denial phase, anon... It's normal. Can you drive normally? Did you have any health problems as a child, or anything like that?>>23857855>13cmNot that bad for your height (some 6' anons have 13cm dicks, lol) but is it really average?>>23857861lol
>>23857861I can see why nobody likes u
>>23857868>We all go through that denial phase, anon... It's normal. Can you drive normally? Did you have any health problems as a child, or anything like that?I've been like this since I was 5 years old.>Not that bad for your height (some 6' anons have 13cm dicks, lol) but is it really average? yes yes is normal ugg Are you satisfied?
>>23857868dang, it's like they low rolled every possible stat somehow
>>23857874He's the guy from powder tho he's a genius with magic powers denied love by the world
>>23857872Sure, sure, a random phrase so you'll leave me alone. It's over now. Who I am and what I do is none of your business. Go screw yourself, you annoying.
>>23857876he just needs to cast 1 grand reincarnation spell to restart his save file with max physical stats possible
>>23857806Everyone is insecure about their looks and place in life. The key is not to dwell on negative things.
>>23857883at 4'9 he's getting filtered automatically out of life even by goblinas and pajeetas
>>23857883Thanks for something so basic, Captain Obvious.
>>23857873You greentext'd an entire paragraph but you only replied to what I said about autism (which is something that starts in your childhood anyway)>yes yes is normalI think that the average in the west is something like 15cm>Are you satisfied?No, I don't care about your cock's size, I'm not into it>low rolled every possible statIt could be worse, he could be messed up and a ricecel, for example.
>>23857889lol, I understand what you felt now
>>23857874>>23857891Forgot to quote you
>>23857891No, I didn't say anything about autism starting at age 5. I DON'T HAVE AUTISM. End of story.
>>23857899I mean that at age 5, he started experiencing alopecia, arthritis, etc. I do NOT have autism.
>>23857891I guess so, at least he can cope comfortably and didn't spawn in a third world country but it's still a shitty roll overall considering Spainish genetics likely mid-high roll every stat
>>23857899Everyone is insecure about being neurodivergent and their and place in life. The key is not to dwell on negative things.>>23857902Now that I think about it, if OP had been born a girl, he probably would be married and happy right now.
Sucks for you man but what am I gonna do about it?Have you considered just making online friends and talking shit or something? Making friends online is easy, I'm megautist
>>23857908They tested me even when I was little, and it's not autism, it's being introverted/shy. How else can I explain it to you...?
>>23857927What's more, I'll tell you that where I work, once the daughter of a woman came in, and she was about 12 years old, and she did have autism, and she was also beautiful.
>>23857932and I think he was already 4-5 cm taller than me. Fucking life, so I will never have a wife (and children)
>>23857938Being the height of a 12-14-year-old boy means that no one takes me seriously (especially women).
>>23857927>it's not autismI was just kidding saying almost the same things as >>23857883, but If that's not the case, I'm happy for you. Can you drive, by the way?>>23857932That post was very weird, Epistein-chan
>>23857938>>23857946Oh I now I got what you were going to say, my bad>I will never have a wifeDepending on how much money you have, you can go to some shithole and legally """buy""" a wife from a matchmaker
>>23857946I could, but I'm not interested in having a car. I take the bus.And what's with this nonsense that if I say a girl is beautiful, it's pedophilia? Are you stupid?
>>23857874but OP has rolled for a big and kind heart. That i am sure of at least.
>>23857944I'm 183 cm tall and women don't grab my cock at the store either, life isn't fair
>>23857951I'm not going anywhere...and no, not to a brothel either.
and rolled got like a good score or some shit idk i never played DnD
>>23857959What does that matter? I've always been kind, respectful, loyal... and it hasn't done me any good, it's just made them laugh at me more.
>>23857971at the very least that means that i am rooting for you. may you win against the odds, good luck.
>>23857959personality doesn't matter if physical traits get you filtered out, physical traits carry a man to the "get to know you" stage
>>23857981exact
>>23857955>I take the busGot it. What about motorcycles? Genuine doubt.Do your parents pressure you to marry? >Are you stupid?What if I am, champ??>>23857963>brothelI wouldn't suggest that to you. If you ever decide to go, go because you want to have pleasure, not because of social pressure.
>>23857960What's the size of your cock? (no homo)
>the penis inspector is hereIm nooooticing
>>23857995I'm just curious
>>23857992Wut
>>23857991>What about motorcycles?meh>Do your parents pressure you to marry? nope, they don't even ask if I had a girlfriend or anything like that, although I think deep down they already know that I didn't.>What if I am, champ??then i'm sorry and i respect you>I wouldn't suggest that to you. If you ever decide to go, go because you want to have pleasure, not because of social pressure.exact, But I said it because there are people who tell me to go to prostitutes, as if that would fix everything.
>>23857991When you say you're really stupid, do you mean it literally (like having autism), or is it more like, “I'm just antisocial and act silly on the internet, but I don't have autism”?
>>23857999I'm not familiar with that measurement system, please tell me in centimeters or inches>they don't even ask if I had a girlfriend or anything like thatDid they never ask you anything about it? What about your coworkers?>because there are people who tell me to go to prostitutesYeah, recommending something like that is incredibly stupid. The problem isn't being a virgin until you're 30, that's just a symptom. It's as if they're confusing the symptom with the root of the problem. It's even worse to see people paying whores to lose their "v-card", this is cringe af.>>23858011I was kiddig. OP, that was a really autistic question, I even used more than one "?" to demonstrate exaggeration
>>23858001>>23858041I'm really bad at quoting
>kiddigkidding*
>>23858041ok, I can't take anything seriously in this place.
>>23858056Wait are you really going to ignore the rest of my post? You're a demon
>>23858041My cock size is irrelevant in every way imagineable, this is 4chan not grindr
>>23858063no, no, i said in general, no your posts
>>23858063He didn't respond to a single of mine, he's clearly just looking for people to feed on his depression like ghouls
listen people 152cm = 5ft not 4.9feet4.9 feet doesn't mean anything because Americans measure in feet and inches, not feet and fractions of feet, they say 4'9, not 4.9, and a foot has 12 inches. 4 feet 9 inches is 145cm
>>23858381ok 5 feet then, thanks
>>23858611I'd destroy you 1v1
>>23858643??in what sense?
>>23858667In every sense, I'd annihilate you
>>23858731Even in a sexual sense? Then your dick must at least be bigger than his, right?
>>23858803bruh
>>23858809Is it really smaller? But you're 183cm, how can you be tall and tiny at the same time?
>>23858815You're a tranny, I got nothing to prove to you size-wise (probably)
waow this thread is still alive after I ran all my errands and had lunch, thanks for coming to my blog
>>23858821I already said I'm straight.>I got nothing to prove to you size-wiseOkay, I'll stop now. But I don't think you would be able to annihilate OP in this sense at least.
>>23858825ur welcome
>>23858826You're a tranny and I'd annhilate you too, sexually as well
>>23858825Real redditors would never drink such shittily textured cappuccino that has such burned bubbly badly steamed milk. They would freak out and call you names for serving that then post on r/terrifyingexperiences about the time they almost died on the spot from the shittycino they were served
>>23858831I'd kill you with 1 punch, Lars
>>23858845You're a little girly girl tranny I bet you're leaking in your panties right now
>>23858847Nigga you must be drunk as fuck right now
drink some water
>>23858848Just telling it how I see it
>>23857747ur lowk cooked holy shit bro. and you called ur 14 yr old relative sexy??? i think you just need to reset everything bro
Notice how all the beanfoke assure eachother they're normal (they're not)Beanfoke beancope, it's a common case of beanfoke beancope.
>>23858879You're certainly in the correct position
>>23858882Thanks
>>23858815haha, this man.. (or woman) is funnyi'm op
>>23858825I'm also scared that my post will still be up for so long lol
go gym
>>23857747Also you could still become leonardo da vinci Or youtuber complaining about life
>>23859354That won't solve anything (apart from improving my health). By the way, I don't need to go to a gym, I have dumbbells, a treadmill, an exercise bike, etc. at home.
>>23859381How often do you use them?It'll inprove your chance at a gf. Not by much, since there are plenty of gymcels, but its better than nothing.
>>23857773Draw some eyebrows on your face, and you can upgrade to the Dr Evil look :)
>>23857747life is a gift, chud
wtf, my post is open yet? o_o>>23861080I haven't used it for a while and I'm back to my normal physical condition (although I never even used it for a full month).>>23861090ok, npc #29, but i not say this, only I explained my physical condition of shit
