THE MOST RAPED MAN ALIVE (edition!)>FTL NEWS:-- Top 10 Simbal Touches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dnM153YOr0-- Jet briefly tried returning to twitter but got scared away!-- Abi's AI Onlyfans pics have been leaked! https://gofile.io/d/TNPG3C-- Sam was recently in Alabama... visiting new Fishtank location? https://www.instagram.com/p/DTT-rHHjFFa/-- Season 5 cast LEAKED??? https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1768008206238317.jpg-- Mizzy is ALIVE and WELL and life is STILL Mizzy!-- Klaus will have you BEAT at DOA2 and PROJECT JUSTICE for the SEGA DREAMCAST-- New captcha is felting our fishgirls -- Skull was right about (almost) everything -- Bad Ideas was right about (almost) everything >Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23879141
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
bonnie mogs
Betty/Ariel Ferraiuolo loves nigger dick.
Wvagabond lost
>>23879735>-- Skull was right about (almost) everythingClose enough.
>>23879735Nigger where's the shadi lewd bake at?
>>23879736>>23879741go away forever bettypedos
>>23879732Suck a bag of AIDS needles maplefag.
>>23879744not the right weight
Klaus you POOP FREAK
CryoKeen Confirmed for Season 5
>>23879750I'm the right skin color though chat.
>>23879749Why are you so fat and obsessed with weird e-girls?
>>23879752I thought i was ur Lil poop freak Shadi did u move onto Klaus noooo I will never poop on Shadi ever again :(
>>23879746i was looking forward to a JB bake chat
>>23879721>>23879752>lol if you want a biber bake you gotta get good at the captcha >>23879732>yeah that's probably why Channing doesn't talk to him anymore but what's wrong with liking feet?
>>23879758The captcha wasn't the problem it was the fact everytime I attached an image to the thread page would RELOAD POOP NIGGER
It's time for us to admit that Angie is asexual and our constant oversexualization of her is both rude and insensitive
The Honorable Jet "Neptune" Goodson is to be killed by ten hundred razor blades.
>>23879755I'm fat but I'm not like, My 600lb Life fat.Also I'm on a weight loss journey and it's going well.As far as the egirl thing, I have very refined tastes. Not just any egirl for me. They have to check a lot of boxes. Most just don't make the cut. That's why I make fun of most of them.The chicks I like don't even qualify as egirls in the traditional sense.It's not my fault that based women with similar neurotic tendencies as me are only found online.
>>23879746>>23879757>shadi got captcha moogled >No JB bake this time my bad chat
>>23879766
>>23879754we’re all latino now i think chat
>>23879760>that's weird your shits all F'd in the A chat
>>23879758>yeah that's probably why Channing doesn't talk to him anymoreI mean she thought the feet thing was a little weird. It's not that weird. Tbqh Chanchan's feet are only okay. But that's okay because what I love about her most is between her ears.
number four palming smaacks head while filming a scene simbal took some creative liberties and went in for a touch on smaack's head not quite a pat but more of a caress it's obvious simbal put some emotion behind this one while this wasn't scripted and added nothing to the scene can anyone really blame him
>>23879767LMAAAOOOOO
>>23879757Same>I want to see Shadi squirt>I want that>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY>Feeling on me>>23879766Make me pic rel chat
jumpscare
>>23879771my favorite was sneed blocking the binx waist grab
>>23879767Only thing saving you is you still have hair klaus.It's over for you if you lose it.
>>23879767>>23879756>I'm a grey POOP zombie in this pic>that's crazy work chat
>>23879782Grey Poop Zombie >>23879784#imscared
Sam Hyde likes feet too chatJeet feet.
>>23879767erm i love klaus
>>23879787And I love Justin Bieber
>>23879760>The captcha wasn't the problem it was the fact everytime I attached an image to the thread page would RELOAD POOP NIGGERI've had that exact problem for weeks now. Accessing the files folder rather than the gallery when able let me not have that problem as much. God speed maybe clean our phones and our manginas
>>23879782Shadi moogles Klaus
>>23879790It does it sometimes and sometimes it doesnt its annoying af I never had this issue being an iPhone fag
phone posters should be banned from this site
>>23879794Ever had a rotund white man eat cake off your toes?
>>23879779>that's the only thing saving most guys I think chat>very few guys can pull off the bald look and even then they have to get jacked and poke themselves with roid needles
>>23879795shut up nerd
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23879794In on an android galaxy and I have same issue so weird >>23879795Lololol my favorite Jewish PC poster eat more foreskins
>>23879796No I had someone kinda gag and deep throat my toes I was kinda like oh
>>23879798>>23879800
>>23879801
>>23879790>>23879794>I think you guys just suck at captcha lol get good NERDS>>23879792>Shadi could be very attractive someday I just have to jab her with a few ozempic doses once in a while maybe
>>23879800I got the Samsung a15 or something it was whatever I could immediately get at walmart after my iPhone died forever Its SHIT
>>23879799
>>23879804Im fine as I am plus aren't you asexual
Free Ozympic, Cocaine and Tesla Phones for EveryoneMy fish and noodles earlier was so fucking good
>>23879797It's tough but I can pull off the bald look cus I grow a mean beard. I'm not even super bald my hair just grows thin and shitty since my early 20s.Damned genetics. Really was just genetic lottery too. My grandpa had full hair til he died. My moms side has been good on hair too.I got the short stick on the hair genetics.It is what it is chat.
>>23879801Oh. Yeah I'm not all that weird honestly I just like giving foot rubs and eating pussy.
>>23879787>>23879789>/ftl/ loves Klaus chat >he gets all the (you)s>WAY more than that nobody Justin Bieber
>>23879811>Free Ozympic, Cocaine and Tesla Phones for EveryoneFuck yeah medical cocaine is legal!
angie rockers are here
>>23879809>it would be for your benefit not mine chat I just want to see the best Shadi possible >>23879812>yeah you have the reddittor/lord of the rings gimli type beard that helps a lot probably chat
>>23879820>lord of the rings gimli type beardThe strong Gaelic and Germanic genes at least blessed me with that.
>>23879812>>23879813Um sced
rip matt kwasniewski-kelvinhttps://youtu.be/TMn1UuEIVvA?si=52fEfi178h8uZfVx
>they were smoking so much dank kush in these movies chat
>>23879820Yeah im not worried about pulling u
>>23879824he was valid for that
>Gandalf was stoned out of his mind chat
>>23879830He was one of the first guys who figured out drugs give you magic powers chat. That's how he killed the balrog chat.
>>23879827>lol that's fucked up why you always mad at me now chat is leaks still trying to brainwash you >>23879825>rip chat
https://youtu.be/fw9CAB3Qt-s?si=Q4NYjoVu_duIOKbn
>>23879831>shadowfax chat
>>23879832Thats not being mad im just saying im not worried about how you conceptualize me based on attraction or your pointers when you're not the targeted individual or audience
>>23879784Nothing changed
>>23879835>you've been corrupted by the dark side Shadi>come back to the light >we can team up against gay trans emperor palpa-leaks
>>23879839I have a bf sorry
Klaus and Shadi are looksmatched
>>23879838>It's the Jincel hairline now lol
>>23879835Shadi why u always hangin with the dumb niggas. Don't be listening to that shit. Klaus why is Shadi always hanging with the dumb niggas she sounds like she might be kinda smart maybe chat>>23879837Lmao I love that lil nigga. If he would have hit the cue it wouldn't have been nearly as funny
>>23879826Hobbits have the dankest pipe weed.>>23879824Don't be like that shadi i'm a very generous lover.
>>23879840>>23879841>we would make a good asexual team but she's only into Latinos now I think
guy who posts sam hyde get a skill threads on tv
>>23879848My boyfriend is white
>>23879842u were already balding worse than me in the first pic tho
I like white guys and Latinos but I foresaw wigger winter
>>23879852not spiritually
>>23879852>how'd you guys meet
>>23879856I mean he's more alternative wigger but spiritually has to be white at the end of the day cause he has to take over his father's company
>>23879857He followed my shitposting page and asked me on a date and I said ok
shadi spring
>>23879849
>>23879846Pippin smoked all of sarumans weed. That lil nigga smoked every nug in isengard in like a month chat Orcs love their blunts too so it must have been a lot
>>23879853>lol that pic is AI doggie I don't look like that
>>23879858having a father and job prospects doesn't make you white it just means you're not a nigger
>>23879859>that's funny so he's not a fishtank fan or is he?
>>23879866Okay
there are no white people in USA
>>23879865Who's to say this isn't AI tho? Who's to say all these Klaus pics aren't AI and nobody knows what u look like? We don't even know reality from fantasy
>>23879867>I forgot why I saved that one lol
>uh yeah sorry we like rug pulled you or whatever. yeah we promised not to end the season early but like we have to now I guess. next season will be great, just trust me dude.
>>23879869Says the third worlder/jeet
>>23879867No he didn't know what that was or who Sam hyde was really In a twist of irony his family owns a company that i guess would be considered fish monger, they sell feed like to aquariums/museums across the nation or whatever idk what you would call that
So he's into different kinds of fishtanks
>>23879852Oh that's how you're smart, that's good.U go girl ur gonna make it. I always loved you since I saw u care for Augustine that warmed my heart fr good luck to u n ur boyfriend and watch out for a dark blue car Shadi. It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>23879870facts
>>23879878Okay thank you very much I appreciate that I will keep that noted
>>23879874>noice noice>>23879875>how old is he is he an unc or closer to our age maybe
>>23879882He's 21 :/ younger guys chase me
>>23879883>lol is he a wigger
>>23879883shadi that’s grooming
>>23879883they want a big momma
>>23879887>a BIG BLACK momma
>>23879885How is that grooming
>>23879883She's a molester! She's a CHIIIIIILD molester!
>BBMs chat>>23879892>lol
i don't want to get a bf because he would probably tell me to stop posting on 4channel
>>23879892This is better than the gross porn and footfag shit you posted earlier ITT. The woe is me blogposting was also pretty fucked up and melodramatic
>>23879891he’s only 21 years old you sick fuck!
>>23879889
>>23879894>that's why girls should only /ftl/ posters I think
>>23879898>only date I mean
>>23879895Fuck are you trying to bring me down again? I was feeling better...
>>23879901Not really. The Tom Green posting is an actual improvement
>>23879894How based are you? Do you know why coins have ridges? Do you know about the Demiurge? Thoughts on usury? How do you feel about banks?
I’M A LITTLE BOY
Poop
thread hitting peak cringe levels im outta here
>what was the foot stuff I missed it chat
>>23879905I used to be a little boySo old in my shoesAnd what I choose is my choiceWhat's a boy supposed to do?The killer in me is the killer in you, my loveI send this smile over to you
>>23879867Nigga really done saved an ai vid of himself puking up cum I'm crine
>>23879903no fweaking way u know about coin clipping??! now this guys based
>>23879903>she's hella based chat
>>23879903Gnosticism is bratty bullshit
>>23879914Gotta start small and work our way down the iceberg. Suppose should save the Demiurge for later.
>>23879906Based poop.
>>23879913>I save all my fan art chat>even the weird zesty stuff I guess
>>23879918Bro thinks "demiurge" is forbidden knowledge on the "iceberg"..............
>>23879903the only thing ik about here is gnosticism i listen to a lot of theology podcasts and have read like maybe 2 books. i am an atheist but think it makes more sense than mainline christianity and im liberal as heck sorry
>>23879916>Gnosticism is bratty bullshitIt's not a strict doctrine so maybe there are asshole gnostics. I don't go around acting like I know more than anyone else. The whole point is to seek Gnosis, not act superior to anyone.The Gnostics I've talked to don't seem all that bad. They just seem like me, on their own spiritual journeys. We swap ideas, ask each other questions, and carry on.I think it's just catching on a little and like anything, retards will glob onto it not even having read through the nag hamadi scriptures.At the very least ppl should check out the gospel of judas. Pretty interesting stuff chat. and if it's all true, it implies a conspiracy of a massive, biblical, divine scale.My kinda shit.
not dating another schizo chud been there done that
>>23879894pegward did you see the new tedtent https://x.com/SalvoPancakes/status/2011193376280891755
>>23879923Im aware Even the elect will be deceived
>>23879922>liberal as heck sorryWell like, how liberal? What do you mean by that?
>>23879920That's our Zest Fest 2025 champ
Gn im tired
>>23879930Suck my dick whore
>>23879932No I have a bf
>>23879872>I trust this man>He seems very dependable
>>23879934Well then fuck you and die bitch
>>23879925Sheeeyit I'm not a schizo chud.I am more refined. I'm an onion, there are layers. There is lore.I was an atheist, back in the day. I was Asatru through most of my 20s. Esoteric pursuits like astrology and Seiðr lead me to Gnosticism. If you investigate Islam more, you'll find that their beliefs align relatively close to Gnosticism as well. They respect Jesus. Revere him even.The jews do not.
>>23879936Okay
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzV4AalnOplease vote my poll!
>shadi gets a new 21 year old fish bowl bf and all of sudden she's acting like she's too cool for us chat
>>23879939
>>23879939Someone throw some salt on this bitch.
>>23879935>group of wiggers can’t figure out how to set up an inflatable hot tubclassic
>>23879937Every newage and ecumenical religion that will be fed to us respects Jesus cause they see him as a god along the other pantheon. It comes down to modern luciferianism and gnostics nd their gay ass ascended masters >>23879941Im just tired
>>23879772I promise it is not that funny
>>238799414chan twink harem era is over its tuff chat
>>23879928you'll have to ask more specific questions idk i'm quite radical in feminist ideas im mixed race so not that racist, but i understand why people are. I like democracy, i like taxes and using them to socialize public services like in civilized euro countries , i think the death penalty is wrong, i don't like war, i think we need to finance nuclear energy to save the environment, mass immigration causes issues but not all of it of course because my mum was a migrant but she was a rich college educated person so!
>>23879951All it took was his courage to dm never underestimate
can i t bh with you guys im not doing very well ive been throwing up my food more and more the past few months and now its like 6 out of 7 days the week im losing weight pretty rapidly. life is coming down on me pretty hard i could use some support ty.
>>23879954Dope
>>23879953thanks shadi I’m gonna dm angelina now
>>23879947Gnosticism has nothing to do with Lucifer. There may be overlapping themes, but that's it. Gnosticism is a path to liberation from the material world, which is seen as flawed or illusory.The serpent is seen as an emanation of Sophia (Wisdom), a divine spark seeking to awaken humanity. Gnostics view Jesus as a divine messenger or "messenger of light" sent from the true, transcendent God (the Pleroma) to reveal secret knowledge (gnosis) that enables the soul to escape the material world.That's it. There's nothing "superior" or anything about "ascended masters" to it. And anything that has that, is fake and gay.
>>23879953>are you gonna post his pic for us chat
>>23879953and be the son of a giant company and take you out on fancy dates?? typical foid
>>23879954
>>23879959I didn't know that until he told me lol
obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF8A7Xs2vtA
>>23879959>Shadi already has plans to inherit the family business lol
>>23879952Seems relatively reasonable. I wouldn't call myself a racist per se, I just prefer my own kind if that makes any sense. If I were a true racist I'd dunk on Shadi and you. I don't feel superior to mixed race people. Most Americans are mixed race if you get down to it. My lineage is Irish, German, French, English, and my paternal great grandmother was a Cherokee Native American.The jews however... they're the ones using niggers as attack dogs to keep white people down. Everyone is allowed an identity, in the USA at least, except white people. It's kind of fucked.
>>23879953i’ll keep that in mind when claire wants another vgr arc but not old and ugly
>>23879959I also pay most of the dates and lodging cause im too prideful to ever even be in the in the position of whatever mindspace youre in you retarded loser. He always tries to beat me to it
>>23879959typical foid this isn’t enough for her
>>23879969Good lord florida man...
I want to race mix with 7 women (7 brown/asain kids or so)And 3 white women so I have 3 white kids too total of 10 kids
>>23879969>I keep telling Austin just wait until Dad falls asleep and quietly move the trailers to the closest park >might be some methwives there
>>23879972who asked
>>23879968>Only 20-30 more years until his parents pass away from old age and you can tell him how to run the business>you got this Shadi I believe in you
>>23879975I mean , I thought we were talking about relationships and stuff>>23879972So yeah , before you judge me completely take a look at what I looked like when I was in my twenties early 20s
>>23879972>>23879977Pic 2
>>23879972This is an achievable goal
>>23879976Im just happy he's successful i have my own money. I want a good man I can love and get married to and have children with and for a nice life like that to be obtainable long term.
>>23879977>you looked like a fully white Jincel kind of chat
>>23879979>>23879978>>23879977>>23879972Ty and pic 3 of 3>>23879980Nice goalz
>>23879980Bex and Sylvia did it so can you
>>23879980>baby trap time?
>>23879977Total twink death... just like sam hyde.
>>23879983Yesss>>23879984I hope it doesnt happen this year cause erm I already had a plan b a few days ago. Id rather be married first then the children.
>>23879985You brought up astrology and now you post underage boys. Why?
>>23879972>>23879977are you sure you're not ashkenazi
I'm also mostly serious, although i think having more than four kids would probably be a little difficult , but if I had help.I'm going to turn 40 on Jan 28, 2026 and as for my housing situation , I am told that it will be taken care of and because people are so nosy here I can't really get into more detail about it.Anyway , i've been thinking about my life and what I want to do , and what I want to leave to the next generation. Both my parents had kids when they were in their twenties and thirties.I don't wanna be a deadbeat father , but if I wait around forever , then i'm never gonna have kids or other relationships
sam at least looked WASP when he was younger
>>23879990I mean , it's possible i've never gotten my genetics done I definitely have the jew nose tho lmaoI think two hundred years ago , my ancestry leans more towards germanic
>>23879991You need therapy first
>>23879991Get a job and actually try to lose weight, retard
>>23879985no trt NEVER
>>23879991Is your mom alright?
>>23879995>>23879994That's fair
>>23879997Yeh she's okay.She just wants to live the rest of her life.You know , taking care of herself and being with my half brother , who is ten years older than me and he lives in new york state , so she will be moving there when the house gets sold sometime this year
Ok gn fr
Cryo would you be ok with being a single father? You could do a i am Sam.
good woman award
>>23880000Gn nice repeating digits giggity >>23880001Maybe. Even having two parents , a kid can be a lot of responsibility , especially if they get born , you know , differently abled. I'm not saying no.I'm just saying I think it would be a lot of work.Honestly, I don't wanna abandon my child.Though it seems like that's kind of what sam has done , but we don't really know that's like behind the scenes stuff
>>23879969thats fromn when i puke on my bed trying to drink myself to deathi cleaned my room since then but its about back to where it was.depression and poverty is hell. normies woulnt understand. i gotta go to work now
>>23880004Love u <3
>>23880004>damn you fucked that trailer up chat>are there cockroaches and shit too
>>23880004>>23880007park bench would be nicer i think chat
>I visited a trap house in the south once and they had the little German ones in their kitchen it was so nasty they were like yeah we have to seal all our food in plastic bags
>>23880008they arent because they put spikes or wedges in the middle so you cant lay down on them.
>>23880007there are too many spidrs for there to be roaches
>>23880008>>23880013>yeah it's better to find a spot in the woods and set up a camp I noticed a lot of the homeless set up in the bushes and shit next to rail road tracks too for some reason
I think I’m gonna live here
>>23879736Same, Bettybrewski.
>>23880015he would be much happier tentmaxxed chat
2nd time in my life I've ever donated to a gofundme and its for the guy who called Trump a pedo
>that was a good episodehttps://youtu.be/Z5hMubCJaEA >>23880029 >shadowfax chat>>23880031 >how could you betray your chudwife like this
>>23880036>>23880020
>>23880040meep :p (33 now right?)
>>23880042milfy
Guess who's pussy this is
>>23880042>we love our cute young hag wife chat
>>23880047>lewd chat
imagine being cryokeen's brown son reared in a laundry roomI'm getting goosebumps
>you like filipina hapas? I LOVE EM!
>>23880047I only want to see Shadi's
>let's try to keep /ftl/ wholesome and family friendly >Austin is going to get fired for looking at Betty porn on the job now chat>He'll be homeless on the street with Cryokeen
>>23880056Fat nigger style
family thread
>>23879771>simbal put some emotion behind this one while this wasn't scripted and added nothing to the sceneZero media literacy
>Top 10 Simbal touchesVery nice, now lets see top 10 Jet touches
>>23880062Haley ended up having the least fucked up life after bitchtank
>>23880074
she is peggy and klaus is horcrux
