i have a really embarrassing (especially for a girl) fetish that i want my bf to do to me but i cant even say the name of it and its gross and i get so embarrassed every time i think of it but its so hot and i want it BUT I DOUBT HED EVEN BE INTO IT and i can never tell him but i think about it sometimes ughhhhhhhh
there are no grils on the interwebs.for real grils the secret is to tell him>I had a girlfriend who really liked ot when her boyfriend did (your fetish here)that brings it into a conversation without (you) having the responsibility
>>23911286thats kinda smartttt and also true desu lol but i still dont know how to say the actual words plus he will see right through me with that.. he reads me so well :(
>>23911272Hello sir I hope you're doing well, you should know pretending to be a woman on the internet is not a healthy passtime. In the event that you actually are and actually have the issue you described...Why are you having sexual relations with a man you're not already married to, you wench?
>>23911315it gets very boring having these responses every time i happen to mention im a girl, not upsetting or annoying, just boring. yawn.
>>23911315>Why are you having sexual relations with a man you're not already married to, you wench?
>>23911348>The Discord tradcath.jpgi hate the antichrist
saints & kings are cooldegeneracy is bad
manufactured glownigger chin memes don't change that, and for the love of god, you don't need to get peer pressured by glowies into drinking & being promiscuous
>>23911348>Couldn't get a girl anyways so it doesn't matter.They hate hearing this because they know it's true. Itchy ears, right?
>>23911365>>23911368>>23911370You worship a Jew and your religion is a cancer on the planet.
>>23911401Based. When you worship an evil "god", apostasy is a virtue.
>>23911272if your goal isn't to establish an atmosphere of honesty and openness in the relationship, where anything can be discussed in an environment of mutual trust and unconditionality, you're wasting his time and yourslook, you're having sex with this guy—opening yourself up physically and spiritually to him—but you won't open up emotionally and be real with him?does that not seem skewed to you?what are you protecting with these walls around your self?>oh, it might be embarrassing!you're a literal apeevery surface in your house is covered in a microscopic dusting of actual particulate ape shityou shave hair off your body to hide the fact you're a monkeywhat do you have to be embarrassed about?you're 30 feet of hominid intestines, and various mucuses and jellies, larping as a "woman"don't forget what you aredrop the ego, and get over yourself—we're all just disgusting monkeys, and he's almost certainly guaranteed to be more disgusting and more of a monkey than you are, purely because he's high on testosterone 24/7 and needs to fuck or he'll dieeven if he's not into it, he'll probably be into the fact you're into it, and if he's not then he's not the right person for you, and you can stop wasting timeplease try just being authentically *you* around him for onceit's so much easier than carrying around a fraudulent idea of who you want him to think you are, or who you want to think you aredon't ever think about any of thatjust be you
>>23911327Then post tits and you won't get them. You know the rules
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>>23911272what's the worst that could happen? a little embarrassment? if you don't trust him that's a real problem
>>23911406>>23915414why are you losers convinced i have intense relationship issues regarding trust because i have a singular kink i havent told my bf about because its gross and im shy
>>23916222I really don't appreciate being called a loser, and I'm not convinced you have "intense relationship issues"I just think you're not currently able to be honest with yourself, or with your boyfriendthat's pretty common, especially amongst younger people, and older people stuck in unhappy relationshipsyou're well on the path to living a liebut notice that what I wrote earlier focuses mainly on you, and how you perceive yourself, rather than saying anything criticising your relationshipso please don't imagine things, or put words into my mouthI didn't bring up you having relationship issuesyou did, just now...do you happen to think you have relationship issues?you can read what I wrote more carefully, and take the advice or don'tthat's up to youyou describe that you're afraid, that you're embarrassed of yourself, that you can't talk openly with somebody who's supposed to be really close to you, and now you seem defensiveto me that checks out with the advice I'm giving you: get over your self-image and leave it behind; try to be more of an authentic person, especially with long-term romantic partnersyou open up physically to him, but then hide your true, inner self away? to me that seems like you're not yet a whole, integrated personyou don't accept yourself, so you create a modulated, censored, fake version of you, and expect other people to accept itwell I don't accept itit's phony, and you're lying to him by not showing him who and what you actually are
>>23911401>jew capitalizedyeah...>>23911402you're an idiot
Do it to me
>>23916321i physically do not have it in me to read allat im ngl i didnt even really read all of ur previous reply can you please attach minecraft parkour or subway surfers videos next time you talk so much :(
Why is every british posted so fucking annoying
Btw op is trying way too hard to have a underage girl typing style which is why I know op is not a girl
>>23916345I apologise, I didn't realise you were a hylicmaybe a website focused on textual communication isn't really for you, if you're not that good at readingtiktok might be more your speed
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>>23916350because you have a chip on your shoulder
>>23916328The word Jew is supposed to be capitalized, just like the word Christian, you retarded sped. None of that changes the fact that you worship a dead kike on a stick.
>>23916363>i fucking love sucking doorknobsi didn't ask
>>23916363I think a lot of people are doing the thing where they de-capitalise proper nouns to denote disapproval, after the American media starting doing it with the word 'White'
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>>23916377what?
>>23916378nothing...
>>23916385you can't just Roy Batty me and then not explain
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>>23916401lolei'm too tired to write much, but i like ya stylegoodnight everyone
>>23916352literally how is my way of typing an underage girl style what does that even mean this is just how i type im not even underage lmaoooo also you cant complain about me being annoying when you asked me to do it to you. i ignored your first reply and then you call me annoying and a guy lol okayyyyyy>>23916353sorry for being a dick i was hungry i ate and took my meds im normal now :3 i just think youre deeping it a bit much desu like im not hiding part of myself. its not some deep intricate part of myself that im keeping from him, its something i very occaisonally think about when i get off. im completely open with him and if he told me it bothered him that i keep it from him, id tell him but its just something i feel very embarrassed about and not something i enjoy talking about whatsoever so id prefer to just not bring it up unless its for some reason extremely important to him that he know.>>23916354real actually i love cheese and wine i could get drink off wine every night :3anyway why are people arguing over the word jew im too high for this
>>23916457>literally how is my way of typing an underage girl style what does that even meanYou know exactly what you are doing dudeYou probably tried to copy a ewhore from some discord server of something but you're overdoing it.If you didn't try so hard I wouldve believed you're a girl but you're overdoing it
>real actually i love cheese and wine i could get drink off wine every night :3>Anyway why are people arguing over the word jew im too high for thisThis is something a man says when he's trying to come off as a girl or maybe this could be a girl trying hard to be cute and cool for the 4chin boys. i suppose
>>23916463i dont care about 4chan boys i have a boyfriend and he isnt an incel. maybe you think i sound like im trying hard cuz im autistic idk im not trying to sound like a girl im just talking how i always talk. i genuinely have no idea what im doing or saying that makes it seem like im pretending? is it the :3? i do that cuz i had a scene/emo phase when i was like 16 when it was big in 2020 and i just use it all the time now :(i mean it doesnt rlly change much i dont care if some stranger doesnt believe im a girl on fuckin 4chan of all places but im just really confused why it comes off like that
>>23916467It's not the :3
>I have a boyfriend, did I mention MY BOYFRIEND whom I mentioned in op, MY BOYFRIEND who if definitely not an incel, I have a bf I promise
>>23916467pls ignore that guy
>>23916479You're an even bigger faggot than op bro Why does your clitty leak whenever I make a post
>>23916479honeslty my fault for trying to genuinely engage with an indian 4channer desu :p
>>23916484Just tell us what the fetish is so we can jerk off already
This bitch's fetish is probably sounding or pegging or something
>>23916485guess :o>>23916487im into both of those things sometimes but he knows that already lol those are so basic and average thats really what you think it might be? proving youve never been intimate with a woman if the most embarrassing kink a girl can have in your opinion is fucking pegging LMAO
>>23916490This is 4chan, you're fucking ANONYMOUS, tell us the link which you want your gf to do to you because you're obviously a male trying extremely hard to come off as a female
>>23916491someones getting angyyyy lmao
>>23916493Put on a dress, keep talking and behaving like an underage 15 yr old girl and let me fuck you
>>23916493Is it watersports, rimming, or cnc (rape) play? or is it more bdsm focused?
>>23916501into all 3 and open about it, rimming is the closest to it i refuse to say anymore thoughoh and its not scat fyi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So you're into rape, sounding, rimming, pegging, bdsm everything but this mystery fetish is too embarrassing for you to admit on 4chan
>>23916507too embarrassing to admit on a thread my bf has access to and knows i made
>>23916527Yeah this whole thing is so extremely believeable
>>23916222trips mean you tell us because nobody knows who you are yet anyway
>>23916495>>23916528>WHY U REDEEM WHY U REDEEMINGGGG! NOOOOOOOO!!!! Nigger gtfo and stfu>>23916321You're trying to hard to be an armchair psychologist based on null information >>23916485Niglet
>>23917298Your post is so unreal I don't even wanna break your bubble and make you stop posting in this cringe retarded american way
>>23917495>SAAR WHY DO U SAY DIS. PLS HELP ME SAAR I AM INDIAN PLS HELP ME. GIRLS DON'T EXIST ON THE INTERNET SAAR IT TOTALLY ISN'T BECAUSE I'M A NIGGER SEX PEST SAARYes we know, now go back to your jewish given offshore helpdesk job.
>>23917503Girls exist on the internet saar but this british fag you're white knighting for is a man in a dress saar
>>23917512I thought it was Indonesians that were obsessed with crossdressers, maybe I was mistaken and you just spam in threads with any potential female. Otherwise it seems like you're just admitting to being interested in crossdressers then... Must be a cultural thing. Now seriously, gtfo. You're talking out of your ass and are a fool. Your projection of the world is insignificant to anyone but you, and nobody else cares what you think.
>>23917537No, I'm interested is men
>>23917298>You're trying to hard to be an armchair psychologist based on null informationoh reallywhat makes you say that?
>>23916528no ones asking you to keep engaging with this, if you think im some guy larping as a girl for attention then why reply so much? wasting your own time like that is pathetic>>23917512the guy "white knighting" for me is my boyfriend who has literally been inside me retard LMAO >>23917929probably the 20 paragraphs written under some strangers post
>>23918794People are acting like this towards you because you haven't actually divulged any information that would lead to whatever discussion you allegedly wanted to have.in other words just tell us what it is!
>>23916411sweet dreams
unless its a scat fetish hell probably be up for it no matter how weird it is.also post tits or GTFO
>>23918794>probably the 20 paragraphs written under some strangers postso to you, the length of what wrote is what means I'm acting like an armchair psychologist—because psychologists are the only people who write a lot?are you retarded?
>>23920287>are you retarded?>>23911406>what are you protecting with these walls around your self? >what do you have to be embarrassed about? >you're 30 feet of hominid intestines, and various mucuses and jellies, larping as a "woman" >don't forget what you are >drop the ego, and get over yourself>it's so much easier than carrying around a fraudulent idea of who you want him to think you are, or who you want to think you are >>23916321>I didn't bring up you having relationship issues >you did, just now >...do you happen to think you have relationship issues?>you describe that you're afraid, that you're embarrassed of yourself, that you can't talk openly with somebody who's supposed to be really close to you, and now you seem defensive >you open up physically to him, but then hide your true, inner self away? to me that seems like you're not yet a whole, integrated person >you don't accept yourself, so you create a modulated, censored, fake version of you, and expect other people to accept it >I'm acting like an armchair psychologistYes you are. You're reading into something minute and acting like you can see her and understand her and her situation when you don't know anything and just are postulating from baseless erroneous claims. Sorry that you're not capable of self awareness to see what you're doing.
>>23920887>You're reading into something minute and acting like you can see her and understand her and her situation when you don't know anything and just are postulating from baseless erroneous claims.extrapolating is not being an armchair psychologistis that what you think that is? an armchair psychologist is somebody who extrapolates?I'm not diagnosing her with anything—at most I'm touching on some concepts mutual to both psychology and philosophy, when I mention my opinion that self-image is fraudulent, but merely using language from psychology doesn't make me an armchair psychologist either, does it?don't just use some thought-terminating cliché incorrectlythink about what you're actually sayingshe has a secret fetishshe's embarrassed by itshe doesn't want to admit it to her partnerso she hides it, which is to implicitly deny it, which is to lie by omissionby doing so, she's presenting a different, and thus fraudulent version of herself to her parterthe reason for the embarrassment is "what might he think if he knew?", meaning there's a discrepancy between the version of her she knows herself to be, and the version of her she's trying to present to himI'm saying that's a bad foundation for a relationship, and she should consider trying to be openexactly what part of that do you disagree with?it seems like a reasonable extrapolation to me
>>23920887here:>"Armchair psychology is a term used to describe the practice of analyzing and diagnosing psychological conditions without formal training or qualifications."I've been giving relationship advice, and a little bit of philosophical criticism of contemporary Western ideas of self-conception—not talking about psychological conditions at all, not diagnosing with anythingyou have no idea what you're sayingwords have meaning
>>23920915I never said you were a GOOD psychologist. Just that you are trying to assert your personal world view onto others through psychology. >but merely using language from psychology doesn't make me an armchair psychologist either, does it? It does when you're doing what you're doing. It's a bit laughable even that you deny doing something and then continue to do it. You must either be trolling or lolcow levels of dense. I already said you are >>23920926>Armchair psychology is a term used to describe the practice of analyzing and diagnosing psychological conditions without formal training or qualificationsYa, so what you're doing. Lol get real, getting into semantics isn't helping your case. Give your autism a break and just give it up son.
>>23918794>>23920887Most stereotypical underage twitter ewhore gf and try hard edgy twitter political fag bfHow do you fit into a caricature so fucking well
>>23920932>Just that you are trying to assert your personal world view onto others through psychology.what psychology?>Lol get real, getting into semantics isn't helping your case. >finding an objective definition which proves me wrong doesn't prove me wrongyes, it does
>>23920932also, I asked you a question:she has a secret fetishshe's embarrassed by itshe doesn't want to admit it to her partnerso she hides it, which is to implicitly deny it, which is to lie by omissionby doing so, she's presenting a different, and thus fraudulent version of herself to her parterthe reason for the embarrassment is "what might he think if he knew?", meaning there's a discrepancy between the version of her she knows herself to be, and the version of her she's trying to present to himI'm saying that's a bad foundation for a relationship, and she should consider trying to be openexactly what part of that do you disagree with?
>>23920937And thus you concede that all your earlier coping and seething was for naught. Have you ever considered that how someone behaves on 4chan isn't necessarily their entire personage, and maybe you just think that because you waste too much of your life here?>>23920938>what psychology? >Erm your relationship is like le built on lies cuz you don't know every single little thing about one another>Erm actually we're all like le heccin relativists and sacks of meat so any embarrassing secret or social barriers is just your monkey brained ego>finding an objective definition which proves me wrong doesn't prove me wrong You are in line with the definition YOU provided you spastic
>>23920946Would you help me with my English assignment ma'am?
>>23920954>I'm from xitter and this is what I have to say, please take it seriously, please please
>>23920954amongst all those pathetic straw men, I notice you haven't actually said what psychology you think I'm wrongfully employingyou can't do it, can you?you can't give an honest answer, because you used a term you didn't really understand, and now you have to cope
>>23920956no, probably notI don't like you very much; I think you're a very small person
>>23920915get a fucking life lmao
>>23920975Would you have hate sex with me? I need a cringe british gf/ bf too
>>23920979what makes you think I don't have a life?because I enjoy playing pigeon chess on the internet?I'm actually doing really well, all things considered
>>23920980no, sorryI don't really like people who don't stimulate me intellectually—it's hard for me to see you as a humanwithout any novelty coming from you, the feeling you give is that there's no-one in there, you know?and if you are who I think you are, then you're also too worried what the group thinks all of the time:>"nobody does that">"do you have any idea how you look [to the group]?">"cringe cringe"being a herd beast follower with no individuality, who can't provide stimulating conversation, is not an attractive set of qualities, especially in a man
>>23920982you are writing a whole ass thesis on a larp character at fucking 7am. dude get a grip
>>23920961Yawn... I see you've learned nothing about baseless projections. You just keep moving the goalpost as you please to somehow in your mind try and get one over on us. There's better things to be doing with your time anon.>>23920969You want me to provide you with what school of psychology you're doing by going around giving relationship advice to people who you know nothing about and are trying to analyze people's behaviors? More than anything I think you're just trying to grab any small morsel of reclaiming face. I could say that you're eluding to Carl Jung's shadow self and how what we deny about ourselves and cannot accept on our surface level ego says things about her. Idk what you're trying to prove but you're not. Just accept you were being an armchair psychologist.>>23920975You don't know anything about him either>>23920982>I'm actually doing really well, all things consideredOh sweet summer child...>>23920979It's more the lack of accountability and dysphoria that concerns me.
>>23920998I'm doing something I enjoy to relax, before my day startswriting is very easy
>>23920996I can stimulate your clit tho
>>23911272im sure he will be fine with it, i mean he has stooped so low as to go out with a tranny what could be worse than that?
>>23921001I still believe it's a larp but I think it's a badly done larp because it's so stereotypical and manufactured
>>23921001>You want me to provide you with what school of psychology you're doing by going around giving relationship advice to people who you know nothing about and are trying to analyze people's behaviors?yes, that's exactly what I'm asking yourelationship advice, from somebody merely relating personal insight, has nothing to do with psychology whatsoever>Jung's shadow selfare you honestly accusing me of diagnosing her within a Jungian framework with a failure to integrate her shadow, or are you just relating it to that because that's what you know?they do seem similar, but you'll notice I'm actually approaching it from a philosophical point of view, and not a psychological onetension between essentialism and existentialism; philosophy, not psychology
