Angie edition>FTL NEWS:-- Ninaseethers are so 2023...-- Abi's replies are full of cringe niggas like this! https://old.reddit.com/r/PunkGirls/comments/1r4xb6g/valentine_spot_is_still_open_3/o5g5074/-- Binx's song is freaking GOOD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKe2SEFgfSc [Embed]-- Poll results: Over TWO THIRDS of the mouthbreathing shitstains who post here actually BELIEVE Jet "Obvious Liar" Neptune when he says Sam won't be on Fishtank season 5! Dear LORD! https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp7rGeVgM-- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious >>24013300
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
Bonnie mogs?
good woman edition
[ANGIE] kisses [JOBE] at [SHARPFART'S BIRTHDAY]
mfw he's a 300lb obese brown incel but he just gifted 10 subs
bonnie mogs
>>24014266binky <3
>>24014265LETTY just went live with CLAVICULAR backstage at NEW YORK FASHION WEEK
>>24014266mfw he's a mentally ill terminally obsessed paragraph poster but we love our /bant/ bros
>>24014265manatees are so cool
VINNY RAMOS has been spotted WALKING outside with BEX
>>24014248lmao so sharp and cuntie have been gone for like 20 minutes and this guy is just randomly walking around with the camera he went thru the entire house and those are the only 2 that aren't being seen
>>24014254He must be sleepin'
From the creator of POWTANK comes the unfunniest post you've seen all weekend
>>24014285stop eating cum and hallucinating
>>24014254sorry i am late i was doing laundry
>>24014288good tweet
>>24014288looks more like stav than sam
Jet hire this manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FjcxOZ9ZWI
>>24014289>>24013953>>24013953this you lol you're wrong when i aint even here
season 5 will see the return of whimsical characters like the milkman
>>24014297stop eating cum you pedophile
>>24014293poo id
>>24014285bro you just know sharp is POUNDING cuntie in a closet while she’s blackout drunk and the party’s going on everyone can hear her moaning but they don’t give a shit and you just know seth is crying twinksack an empty flesh purse but sharp is getting his nut off finally the months of simping paid off and the tlp is wrapped around his diabetic midget penis
guy who was permanently brain broken by one angie dm 7 months ago
>>24014301>diabetic midget penisthis post is a work of art
>>24014301so it seems so it seems
What do yall niggers do without jobs >>24014274Letty x clavicular would go hard
>>24014301hell yes
been drinking a lot of pineapple juice ;-)
lmao sharp finally came back talking about he needed to have some quiet personal time with some people, the only person who wasnt seen over the last 40 minutes of walking all around the house was him and cuntie
>>24014314lmao
>>24014301the way you write reminds me of the hawk tuah poster..
>>24014296
peter thi*l
>>24014323STOPDo you need further instructions?
guy who's watching the sharpfart birthday bash stream to keep an eye on Angie award
>>24014330that's why he's the goat he gives us all of the scoops without us needing to watch that absolutely dreaded nontentpeople don't appreciate cum eating enough
>>24014323that schizo poster was right all along?
>>24014323
>>24014331flat is justice
guy who's watching the sharpfart birthday bash stream
just finished watching Weapons. 10/10 goated fucking film holy shit
season 5 will feature characters with digested cum fueled delusions
>>24014331are you the guy that leaked the see through swimsuit pics the other night?
>>24014304>>24014330>>24014336he has a name, show some respect
Mom ask me today if I'm still watching that fish show I'm always talking about. I broke down in tears right there and ran back to my bedroom. I'm 34 and never had a gf
>>24014343it's ok ur just a boy
>>24014333nah sam totally just spontaneously got shadow donors to fund extreme nazi poop 2 and returned back to relevancy.the internet as a whole also suddenly was allowed to become based and redpilled seemingly out of no where and for no reason and they for sure don't build profiling databanks of all the based anti semites.
>>24014339>delusionssay what you want about cum eater but he never liesthe delusional ones are the coping simps
Season 5 will feature a homosexual black man
>peter thiel? huh? who’s that?
>>24014337the homeless drug guy is so awesome in that, steals the show
Season 5 will have moments that fans will dub "Thielian Kino"
>>24014352nah I’ve watched the same streams as him before and he just posts some complete fan fiction, he's extremely mentally unwell
powered by cum
>>24014343just date your mom retard
markyninahack_blasterd/r9k/ciara
Season 5 will be hosted Sam Hyde but he goes by Violet now and pretends he's not connected to the previous host in any way
>>24014369go back to ifunny
>>24014368cryo keen
>>24014370I've been on 4cuck longer than ifunny thoever
Season 5 will feature Mondo Megabits integration
Jin you’re not funny
Season 5 will feature the live, graphic rape of one of the female contestants
>>24014375yeah?post your oldest filename number
Season 5 will feature a woman named Kira and a man named Mel.
>>24014379One of these will land eventually
>>24014357he does do a lot of stealing
woops forgot to turn file name randomizer off
season 6 7
i thought it was kinda funny
>>24014381I don't save images
>>24014368Don’t say that shit man
>>24014389phony exposedmy job is done here
Season 5 will be sponsored by Save-On-Foods
>>24014384lol
Season 5 will be hosted and funded by fishtank site user Aperture
season 5 will feature jin crashing through a window and screaming marky while ben and jet struggle to remove him
Blacks shouldn't have equal rights.
Season 5 will feature technologically advanced bits
Season 5 will feature an acting rendition of the fall and death of muammar gaddafi
>>24014399headed by jimmy in a new official position on the team
Jin is confirmed to be on s5 and all of his leaks are actually real fyi
The Fishtank brand is in talks of being bought by the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman
season 5 will feature the chat discovering a new letter and character combination to spam tts with every day for the whole season
Season 5 will feature black baddies with an outstanding ass
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
i’m scared of all of the new season 5 features
>>24014412why?
season 5 will feature ellie not having a wonderful day
Jin send "Mexican bootleg merch" to the slack
>>24014416my expectations just sky highed
>>24014412Yeah why?
>>24014421ur making it real hard for us to work on the season rn pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1xx4Pv1DxMDo you think Cryo knows how good he had/has it chat? Will it only become clear to him once the moment has passed?
>>24014413you’re safe in the snowglobe
being half japanese and half black but still looking mostly asian thats mad funny
idk I just don't get 100% horny anymoreI can cum, I just question if it was worth the hassle
guys we dont want fights in s5 its all about the social game, white social game
>>24014423im sorry mr.bentune can i send you my gf as reparations
>white social game
Season 5 will launch alongside a GoFundMe for Haeley "Cryokeen" Cryokeen
season 5 will feature jet running up from the basement to ruin an entertaining moment that’s happening naturally
>>24014433Yes, u may
season 5 will feature clavicular collabing with the london philharmonic orchestra
Season 5 will feature a Chinese language option
>>24014440okay just please promise not to goon her or il start sending cryptic TTS messages and crash out
NONTENT NONTENT NONTENT NONTENT NONTENT NONTENT NONTENT NONTENT NONTENT NONTENT
>>24014445u have my word...
actually you can goon her il get more clout like that
season 5 will feature bill ottman making a public plea for powtank 2 with tj and claire
>>24014446I'm making content rn whatchu mean
content globe
>>24014450It’s so unfunny it hurts
ughhhhhwho filled the content globe with cum again
Brown Asocial GameAsian Challenge GamePolynesian Cannibal Game
Jon kinda went off the radar since delaying ADL2, huh?
if candy should be my downfall god I hope it’s sweet
People dont realize carpet munching game is super underrated, am I right Abi?>i dont want a threesome Jet! just fuck my ass alright?its funny cause it happened
They call me "The Content Machine"
>>24014460a beautiful mind
Season 5 will let u link ur Minds.com account to the fishtank site
>>24014458Do you think the webisodes will include the entirety of Ted doing I Trawl The Megahertz?
season 5 will feature live asmr every day at 5 pm est
>Ok Van you can give me head just stop being annoying
>>24014468You can already do this. The fishnet board is on Minds.
abi is asexual please stop
>>24014475N- no..
>>24014475Thank you, Bill
Season 5 will let you link your mind to Jet's mind
>>24014248Is this what you faggots are going to spend God knows how long, possibly your entire lives doing? Sitting behind screens and living vicariously through ecelebs, ignoring the world around you and never experiencing life?
>>24014480Shut up bitch. Hey someone shoot this guy
>>24014480It's a new type of extremely parasocial online media.
>>24014484Real nip or gaijin tourist? Place your bets folks.
listen to thishttps://youtu.be/RmpazNmUHvI?si=IlpLTxln-Bll70m4
>>24014487A bit of both
>>24014484hey alright
>>24014485advancing culture, if you will
>>24014476Her and Claire sucked Jets dick for rent money
season 5 will feature live visual captchas
my bosom
https://youtube.com/shorts/F6VbhY8BZWQ?si=44NawL2caagchqkqseason 5 will feature a satanic ritual to reanimate alexi laiho back to life
>>24014490Remember how these guys disavowed Delaney because she went on fishtank? Seems cucked but honestly it's better than guys like isaac and ogre.
>>24014480the world around me is lame and gay and not worth experiencing
cryo is live! holy shit! https://youtu.be/VaCmrVNmdDs
Delaney realized that the final form of millennial contrarian hipsterdom is being a right wing chud
girls just because I am tall and nice to you does NOT mean I want you to suck my dickstop asking
Season 5 will be
>>24014503go away haley you have a girl’s name
>>24014503>cryo is livewhy would you lie to me like that you piece of shit
>>24014503Wow cool thx cryo I love u
>>24014500but the perspective you gain will improve the quality of your 4chan posts!
>>24014512i relish in being coal
>>24014510Hes Live in 2 mins he loves U Isreal
Season 5 will feature an all-star cast of all the women that have slept with producer Jet Neptune
>>24014516its not live its prerecorded you FUCKIGN PHONY
>cryo "live">it's not live
>>24014507It will not!
COME ON SHOW CRYO YOUR LOVE
you’re so fucking disabled dude
I wonder how Angie’s top simp is taking it that by the time Valentine’s Day has come and gone she’s fucked Ben and now sharpfart.
cryokeens ai vids are unironically fire
>>24014532rumors are he was found dead hanging from his twink sack
Season 5 will feature a guest appearance from Burt Bronx of 4funguys fame
Most un-watchable fish in fishtank history:1. Rachel2. Jimmy3. Aryeh4. Simmons5. Jeff
>>24014341QRD on this???
Simmons
>>24014538rachel was extremely watchable
>>24014544No she wasn't, it was painful
>>24014538i raise a seth to your jimmy and rachel
How often do you guys type out "fisthank" by accident?
Season 5 is a prequel that takes place after Bloodgames but before season 1. Casting is underway for a 6-8 year old guppy actress for the role of Letty and a 20 year old man for the role of The Poop King. A set was recently constructed for a rumored Cole resurrection scene. Jet is no longer helming the project.
>>24014538jeff?
>>24014547Seth never did anything, unwatchable means I want to stop watching fishtank because of them>>24014552The homeless masshole from season 3
>>24014545completely inaccurate completely false
>>24014550Blood Games takes place in the far future, buddy. Reconfigure your theory.
Most unwatched fish in fishtank history:1. Larry2. Danielle3. Adam4. Steve P.5. Micah
season 5 will feature a live performance of ‘how to love’ by lil wayne
>>24014562Micah did nothing wrong, sometimes you just have to get it on.
>>24014538Gay self insert enjoyer take
>>24014561The timeline is a circle, Bloodgames ends up taking place before season 1 and is also the finale
jeff was fucking based
>>24014538>JeffList just stopped being funny
on a fucking sunday?
the jeff and jobe shit show is live
mints update
Wonder what Jeff is up to turns out he is transitioning into Taylee lol
>>24014583what a sensitive young man!
Remember when Seth defended Jet gooning Ellie, and then immediately started Nepstein posting when it was Angie's turn? What a queer!
>>24014583Performative
where do i find a guy who can make me cum like jet does
>>24014588this isnt funny
>>24014538Jeff was kino FUCK YOU
>>24014588hey
>>24014588right here baby
>>24014588You'll never cum like Jet cums
>>24014586yeah he sucks major ass balls fuck him
>>24014588just go on a walk, tons of great guys out there
>>24014583
im somewhat of a walkaholic myself
why does mints exist
>>24014600just to suffer
>>24014600cake
>>24014588i said hey
fucking ingrate i’m doing you a favor
>>24014591hi vinny sorry was masturbating
>>24014600Fan service
>>24014609you blew it we’re done here
>>24014583He has returned to the way of the bullwhip and embraced his heritage
I believe in a Cryo future
nazi poop
vinny is a stupid fat fuck i bet he can't even walk
>>24014613michael esque
Reminder: aperture has a sister who is a hot piece of ass and white
>>24014620i’ve been walking every day i just don’t go around telling people because i’m not insecure
stupid bitch can’t handle rejection keep walking whore
>>24014624vid unrelated
>>24014624fridge emoji
>>24014627She was never good enough for you anyways. Leave it Tony, it's vaginatown
keen halloween
I hate mints
>>24014610
I feel no hype for S5I hope that they have a decent new host
>>24014583Mints Belmont xD
you are a terrible person
>>24014645the only hype I have is to shit post live in the threads
>>24014648what was the nightmare about
Did they hire Mints so everyone else won't look as pathetic as him?