How can I start dating a scottish girl as a brazilian ashkenazi?
secret
>>24027394Tell me, please!
>>24027304scottish women are queens
>>24028152Wrong. They is queanes. I think. If I remember Scots right.
>>24028108Take the fresh supplement
>>24027304ill never tell u the secret they are all mine. you can have the mutts or something.
>>24027304>Meet a Scottish girl>Talk to her>???????>you have a gf Its really that easy
>>24028238its not that simple he will have to go through this alsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZdFXcA_x0c
>>24028242Shouldn't be a problem if you're not a sissy beta boy.
>>24028248idk man some of they old cunts are heavy fast wi a spoon
>>24028238>>Talk to herNot easy at all
>>24027304i'll might be open nony! i am little shy though...i hope thats okay? :3
>>24028256>Brits can't even get a butter knife to threatenlul>>24028258Now is your chance >>24028262Be brave
>>24028262It's okay... I'm also a little shy >///<
>>24028269>>24028262Uh... do you like donuts? ( >///< )
>>24028266im sure i have no idea what you're talking about >__> >>24028270they're tasty and all but i try to avoid them cuz they make you all puffy in the middlewbu do you like to eat (a lot) of donuts??
>>24028274How can you be a scottish girl today when you were a gay man last night?
>>24028286wtf did you just call me??
>>24028295A gay man or something.
>>24028269careful "she" has a penis
>>24028315>>24028559WHADDYA HAVE AGAINST CUTE ANIME GIRLS WHAT THE FUGGGGGGGₘₑₐₙᵢₑₛ
>>24028576I only like cute anine girls (female).cute anime girls (male) disgust me because they are men
>>24028576Me personally? Nothing at all. OP is looking for scottish girls though. cute anime girls (male) don't disgust me because they are "men"
>>24028274>wbu do you like to eat (a lot) of donuts??I think one or two would be more than enough. It is really filling for some reason. You said you were scottish but your flag is from the US. Where do you live?
>>24028597oh yeah the ones with sprinkles are the best!!im....uh.....visiting my brother who's in the states at the momentO.Oits very nice in california atm and i cant wait to get back home
>>24028582>>24028588ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰinᵏ iᵐ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ??
>>24028638I don't know you. For all I know you could be a 500 pound man roleplaying as a cute girl.
>>24028638no I don't think your cute or a girl I just used your own description of yourself to make my point more clear.
But if you are cute... I'm willing to start a serious long term relationship
>>24028616>>24028638This is man LMAO
>>24028686God I hope so
>>24028646>>24028677>>24028686anime girl.......>>24028682i wonder what serious is to you...
>>24028689A monogamous relationship where the two people love each other for real. Anything else is just lust based and superficial.
>>24028689Grown white man who IDENTIFIES as an anime girl
>>24028616>its very nice in california atm What are you liking the most? Did you get to see the desert?>i cant wait to get back homeI can't wait for that too. Then we could go out on a date or something
>>24028705>Then we could go out on a date or somethingI oblitarated all of my chances here lol.
>>24028705aweeh you sound like such a sweetheart and i like nice guys a loti havent seen the desert part because we're by the beach in a coastal town, its super nice being near the ocean and seeing the waves and all the surfer guys are pretty cool to watch!>I can't wait for that too. omg where you traveling to atm?>Then we could go out on a date or somethinghmm waddya thinking nony? what do you like to do? :) :)
>>24028699can i be the liddle spoon>>24028702im sorry you cant handle anime girls indian-san
This is the thread
>>24028822I guess so Doubt you could be a big spoon if you tried. Think I'm going to retract my offer sorry sorry >>24028870Misinformation
SE VOCÊ FOR JUDEU, É BEM SIMPLES. BASTA FORNECER DINHEIRO PARA A ESCOCESA LINDINHA. JÁ QUE JUDEUS SÃO RICOS, AINDA MAIS ASQUENAZI.
>>24028805You are treating me so well, anon. I can't believe I'm striking a conversation like a normal human. You're so sweet that you deserve a VIP chair on heaven and many amazing things happening in your life.>its super nice being near the ocean and seeing the waves and all the surfer guys are pretty cool to watch!I'm glad you're having fun>omg where you traveling to atm?Aberdeen.>hmm waddya thinking nony? what do you like to do? :) :)I would like to hold hands and look deep into your eyes and say that you're beautiful
>>24028915Too late it's been flagged in the database do not turn off your computer
>>24028977The "database" is probably run by some useless clanker Nobody is scared
>>24028941>alguns judeus são ricos<logo todos judeus são ricosSou um cara de classe média como qualquer outro. E não teria graça pagar para namorar alguém. Eu só quero amar e ser amado... por uma escocesa bonitinha >///<
>>24028915WAIT NONY DONT GOOOOOO COME BAACK!!! i-i-i-i....uh plz dont go i miss u already and it we are just starting out....i've had my heart broken so many times and i just have questions and reservationsyou can blame an anime girl who's been treated like garbage before can uuuu?????
>>24028974i fully believe in treating people with truth, decency and respect...its just the right thing to do!>Aberdeen.oh thats lovely, for business or pleasure? >I would like to hold hands and look deep into your eyes and say that you're beautifuly-y-y-yuu would?? i think a nice walk and sitting on a bench in a park somewhere would be nice too maybe find an ice cream shope or smth for a delish treat?
>>24029459I've already made up my mind. Don't make this harder than it has to be.
>>24027304i want a scottish gf because the accent is hot
>>24029496whats an anime girl gotta do for a second chance?!?! i couldnt have been that horrible....also.....can i have a sip? redbulls are so tasty and ur reely nice>>24029514hello :)
>>24029550I’m sure you could probably earn a second chance, but I’m not going to tell you how or what you need to do for that to happen. It wouldn’t really be authentic if you forced yourself to change instead of just being yourself, would it? >can i have a sip?You can have this https://youtu.be/9rSwEepQyRk
>>24029487>for business or pleasure?Business. I unfortunately don't have too much time for leisure.>i think a nice walk and sitting on a bench in a park somewhere would be nice toomaybe find an ice cream shope or smth for a delish treat?That would be great. Well anon, thank you for the conversation, I really had fun and I hope you liked it too. Good luck finding a boyfriend, if you are looking for someone
>>24029690wtf ur just ditching him? I know he's a fag and everything but so are you.you two should meet up
>>24029659damn thats a sad tune nony....
>>24029690uve been lovely, maybe one day i willhope you can find some enjoyment on your trip
>>24030053You think so? I'd say its relaxing/calming
>>24030067yeah i would agree and i guess saying it sounds melancholy is more accurate
>>24030124But did you like it? Not liking maidcore is a deal breaker by the way.
>>24030185it resonated with me quite deeply, so yeahnever heard of maidcore, whats is it?
>>24030245Just a genre of metal with some imageboard lore tied to their maid mascots.https://youtu.be/1mPSB3Mp3WEIts soul food for the cultured.
>>24030302its really enjoyable, not just saying that...i can see the metalness now that you've mentioned it which adds depthmmm zleepy time nite nite nony
>>24027304lol that's literally me lol whenever i see a donut lol
>>24030061Thank you. >>24029691I just ended because I thought this thread could be gone before I could reply again. And I will be living soon, so there is no chance anything could happen. Even if anon is a fag I wouldn't care at this point, anon was so gentle. I already considered this a win, I flirted with a girl(?) and it went right. Confidence boosted.
>>24031045kinda seems more like you used him. you acted like you actually wanted to meet him then just ditched him as soon as u got your confidence boost.literally female behaviour, you should be ashamed.
>>24030343Goodnight >>24032908The internet is a good place for practice No real world consequences
>>24032913that makes it a bad place for practice though. how can someone build confidence if they don't learn to not fear failing and the consequences of doing so.far better to just go speak to random women you arent actually interested in
>>24032926But you have to go outside for that He will be charged with sexual assault
>>24032913>Goodnight>2:30pm lol nony, its almost time to go home>The internet is a good place for practice. No real world consequencesidk people can still get hurt and misled but i know what ur trying to say
>>24031045>anon was so gentle.aweeehhh <3 ur so nice and such a sweetiewould nuzzle 100>>24032908naww anon is a genuine sweetheart, i kinda was giggling cuz i thought maybe he was just ignoring the rest of the noise we were making in the threadi wasnt going to take all his money.....i sswear
>>24032972Are you flying back to livepool today or something?
É SÓ VOCÊ OFERECER DINHEIRO PARA ELA. JUDEUS SÃO RICOS!
Gold diggers will never love you
>>24033065>livepooledinburgh....too bad anon has to go back to brazil :(>>24033072there is more to life than money tho....would prefer a more humble lifestyle
>>24033104Is it really that hard to find a bf that lives near you? Local boy supply not making the cut?
>>24033110nah miku just said i couldnt and havent been trying
>>24033213Then why are you flirting with anons if Miku said you're not allowed to have a bf? You're going to break some poor chuddies heart
>>24033219am i the just the worst? :(
>>24032980you should marry and divorce rape him, he deserves it
>>24033331You're leading on vulnerable neets You tell me But its not like you're the only homo on this board that does exactly that when they need attention
>>24033350do i detect a bit of envy...hmm? >:)>>24033350are you a neet?and everyone is getting high on (you)s
>>24033371You messed up your (You)s >>24033371I work on a ambulance sis I'll die without (You)s desu
>>24027304bruva, what are you doing here?
>>24033340do i detect a bit of envy...hmm? >:)>>24033397he's talking to cute anime girls>>24033386oh ty - me2 lolsave any lives recently?
>>24033419You2 what? I guess
>>24033419no, I just hate this "hungarian" faggot
>>24033453>You2 what?imma (you) junkiebut you already knew thatnow i wanna cookie>>24033469yeah im hungry too but i starve myself for 2 more hours before im allowed to eat but i've never called myself a hungrian thoughbttm rules ya know (or you probably dont)
>>24033917not you. the fucking brazilian faggot who claims he's "100% Hungarian", that's who you(?) were talking to, he's not there on business he's on a holdiay that was paid for by his parents
>>24034089i was just pretending? to be retarded (thread theme?) and not understand what a hungarian was and say im hungry, and dont call myself a hungr-ianor maybe it wasnt just pretend
>>24033917Gotta get your validation somehow Everyone already knows that You'll get fat
>>24034128aweh that devalues our shared experience though>you'll get fat501lbs incoming!
>>24034159What experience are we currently sharing? fuppamaxxing is bad for your soul too
>>24034172hanging out doing cute anime girl things and stuff and i know you're smiling nonyfubbas are soo cute tho...you couldnt love a fubbamaxxed anime girl?
omgosh its finally time to eat to the fubbamax
>>24034224They would have to have an amazing personality to make up for being fuppamaxxed. I kind of doubt that exists, and most of the people I have to pick up in the amber lance are overweight for a reason. The people you love should be healthy, or you won't be able to love them for very long.>>24034226Its over
>>24034124clearly just pretend. it never actually happened
>>24034238yeahhh idk i couldnt do it, im sure some could but yeah no just not for menot that someone has to be perfect or w/e but liek you said they should be healthy and then you can go do healthy things and activities n such>amber lance are overweight for a reasonwdym like more than just bad eating habits and not doing things outside n such?>>24034239me being retarded is just pretend? and never happened??ur so nice ^_____^
>>24034308>wdym like more than just bad eating habits and not doing things outside n such?Being obese leads to having a much longer medical history than skinny people. Idk how they got obese but I know they regret it now.
>>24034308none of it ever happened. maybe none of us even exist
>>24034362that must be so hard to come back from big oof>>24034377brb having a crisis now
>>24034455A large chunk never come back from it Its easier if you never let it get to that point Also flat tummies are hot and fat tummies are disgusting
I think OP deserves something better. Maybe he must go for a Italian girl with medium breasts, that is more his type I think
>>24034478tummies are so so yummy, think i'll go for a run today after some delish fried eggies
>>24036350yea u probs need that run
>>24036415Q____Qits so joever.....
>>24036421The illusion has been broken.Sorry for your loss
>>24036424loss?
>>24036428>Not a scottish girl >Not an anime girl >Not even a girl Its so over
>>24036432IM N AN ANIME GIRL 100 HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT
>>24036575They don't have hairy tummies
>>24036579are you discriminating against my neko hybrid anime girl genes???
>>24036607I think they call it a dad bod or something
>>24036653mayb i really am just the worst...hopefully i'll bag another (scrolls up) brazilian ashkenazistill an animd girl even if im not purebred and partially neko
>>24036690I don't think he'd take you once he finds out the truth...
>>24036696thats why ur gonna help me so we can get all his munny for NRS and then everything will be okay
>>24036712Neko reassignment surgery? Niggy you're going to need an entire new body.
>>24036735i just want ears and a tail, no complaints on any of the other features before just sayinso.....r u gonna help u think mayb?
>>24036776Depends on how much work it is on my part.
>>24036783probably not much work on your end to gaslight, and maybe if you could bully them a bit too...which also seems natural.....just b urself but remember the goaljust need to find a mark....im sure he'll show up soon maybunless u have any ideas
>>24036801What do I get out of helping you catfish poor anons? Not seeing the upside 4me here.
You become my gay faggot slave?
>>24036813not the poor ones, those are my friends>>24036815n-n-n-nony?? o.oi-i-i-....uh....ummits it hot in here? its hot in here
>>24036836Gay. Faggot. Slave. Or no deal.
>>24036841i uh ough um eto i uh...umm....guess we have work to do heh heheh heh gosh its really warm now
>>24036852Wow.. Can't believe you'd sell yourself into slavery like that. Actually pathetic.
>>24036859bu-bu-bu bu i diddnt actually agree to anything!!>Actually patheticthis has never not been true
>>24036882Well you better make up your mind before I get bored.
>>24036894but im an ugly and gross hybrid monstrosity...w-w-w-would you reeely cuz liek im im...kinda (yes its very warm now) thinking we could meyb?
>>24036933Maybe what? Speak plain English
>>24036950the thing you said before, im not very good at being direct...part of being pathetic and shy..srry its unintentional
>>24037090Your first task as a gay faggot slave is to say you're a gay faggot slave.
>>24037102oh........maybe we could sah gay faggot pet instead? cuz liek people are nice to pets and love them and are snuggly and stuff but still obedient to thier owners and all?!
>>24037132NoThat description doesn't sound accurate
>>24037148b-b-but slavery was abolished?! i dont want you to get arrested
>>24037153Cops never bother me since we have to work together sometimes. Its fine.
>>24037157a man of influence and power....sugoi ᵐᶦᵏᵘ ᶦˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ˢʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵍᵒnnᵃ ᵇᵉᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵘᵖ ᶦᶠ ᶦ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ
>>24037189I can't help you thenYou'll have to take care of the marks on your own
>>24037192ᵒʰ ᵒᵍᵉʸ ᵗʰᵉn...ˢnᶦᶠᶠˡᵉ...ˢʰᵉ..ˢʰᵉ....nᵛᵐ..ˢnᶦᶠᶠ
>>24037215Good luck
brr is cold all of a sudden
Frostbite soon
cocoon burrow status echieved
i see u
wtf how did he do that
Nobody knows
>>24037666evil trips and where did you get this image of me i demand you delet now
>>24037688It'll delete itself sometime tomorrow since I won't be here to bump this thread.
>>24037692ohh ogey have fun i hope
>>24037744I'll be working Fun isn't allowed
>>24037751yeah work stinky, ive gotta go shopping and take care of errands and such since i did absolutely nothing with myself todaynot entirely fruitless day though
>>24037771Sunday is normally an easier day at least. Take a shower and prep yourself while I'm at work.
>>24037788oh thats good its not super busy on sundays, hopefully you dont live in an area where there is a buncha drug use...the emt's in my area hate it :<def a shower and some other tidying up i think is in order for sure ^^
>>24037832I work in an area with lots of drug use. Pretty sure all cities are like that though. >def a shower and some other tidying up i think is in order for sure ^^Proud of you kitten
>>24037928yeah the drug stuff can be rough...whats for dinner?i still have to wait another 40 min cuz my silly rules>Proud of you kitten...desu...
>>24037974Meat buns or something idk Is it some kind of diet or what?
>>24037995lol meat buns...yummers, do you maek them or get from somewhere?its not an official type of diet or anything but its what i was talking to turkish anon about earlier, a bttm diet of sorts
>>24038049I get them at some asian supermarket that I can't pronounce the name of. Does that mean you're in early prep stages right now?
>>24038084sounds pretty tasty! what kinda meat goes in those?hehe nah im not doing that this weekend...for um.....but i always maintain my discipline and i just feel better this way
>>24038123I like the pork ones the best but you can put anything in them really. Whats your endgame? Are you going to starve yourself and bottommaxx?
>ctrl+f sheep>0 resultsDress like a sheep
>>24038164do they make them for you fresh? or just get them prepared already?endgame? wdym starve to bottommaxx? I'm already bottommed out like everything revolves around it....not that im out there meeting people, but just as a personal preference since forever ago, when i first started fapping, i was immediately finding things to put in there
>>24038284They have some fresh ones at the store but the ones I have in my fridge are frozen in a bag. Bottoms tend to starve themselves so they can be small and breedable. >i was immediately finding things to put in thereBro had sexual relations with household objects.
>>24038299yummers! i sure you ate already too, do you have anything else w/ it?>Bottoms tend to starve themselves so they can be small and breedable.im not petite like teenaged starved femboys but im def not big either, however i've been active in sports my whole life so im still guy shaped if that makes sense, i'm only 5'8 too if that gives any perspective>Bro had sexual relations with household objects.my parents found my objects (and other stuff) at one point too....ugh that was embarrassing
>>24038353Only if you count water You're pretty short for a guy. Now all I need is your weight to calculate your bmi. I'd kill myself on the spot if that happened.
>>24038372yeah everyone is bigger and taller than me...its a thing, im in the healthy (not overweight) bmi range but im not perfect either>I'd kill myself on the spot if that happened.yeah it was hard to look them in the face for a while after thathmmkay its just about sleepy time nony, thnx for the reely fun day ^^ muah
>>24038409Goodnight
