The first human who will live forever has already been born
it's me guys
gnostic garbage
he will die of old age before there is ever such a thing as g*nther on bant.
>>24052659Gunther has been canonically and scientifically proven as real though
>>24052466That's bullshit and nobody believes you.
>>24052707they have cloned backup organs in lab culture for me to save me from any medical emergency, and when I get to old age they are growing a fully cloned new body for me which I will be implanted into
>>24052466Jesus?
>>24053282died for our sins
>>24053282that nigga dead
>>24053316I'm telling this is worse than the time noxxvile gave that big ol bitch gabourey a cake to sit on. Everyone is so underhanded and sissy now, especially noxvile. He's shelved his place on the totem pole and left their drug addict buddy in the dust because they don't like his chi. Fuck them, fake friends.
>>24053323thanks I didn't ask
>>24053323It was God laughing at her type shit, she put her place as well. If she had pointed it out Patrice o Neil style noxxvile would have laughed and she'd be quietly put away and forgotten. She knows what she is, the "pretty brave" big girl... who even makes her chairs out of cake and eats that too.. no, no I get it she's an animal she won't notice it's our little joke.. she'll never get it fuck you nockvile. Am I just being mean? Aren't they supposed to be? Or atheist jackasses? Not mean girls. Oh yea have the big ol bitcj sit on cake, even stern would have added some classy digs in there.. you all just set her up like a animal behind glass. I'll tell you this, I never heard her real opinion on it.. what if instead of hitting weeman he was only on camera to be handed a Itty bitty tiny thumb dick condom all casual and had him sit in tinier versions of chairs and tables (they hate that) "hey wee man this is for you" by dudes he doesn't know on camera when he's told he's come on to receive an awardIt's only funny because it's a guy and we know weeman.. or I guess a big ol black bitch Can we just stop for a second, we're dancing around it so much we're having her sit on cake. Just say the stuff you used to... none of this underhanded shit. Is that the closest thing to edge the jackass group can give us now? Mean girl pranks and throwing bam to the fishes?
>>24053323Idk no the big ol bitch sitting on cake was so #funny for us girls.. NO, NOO SEE THEY ONLY HANG OUT WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS NOW. TO THEM THAT WAS FUNNY, to most guys it was confusing and so underhanded that only the most swan necked crane headed bitch could laugh at it
>>24053346You know who loves it... women.. and her because she's excit3d to see cake. LOL SAD (she doesn't understand)
>>24053350Is she even a comedian or just a big girl who likes cake? Is this how all the stars are gonna die now? With tape over their mouth bullying fat black girls?
