April 19th, 2023 edition>FTL NEWS:-- Ian "iDubbbz" Johma wants to box Sam W. Hyde! https://x.com/Bad_Banner/status/2027502019561288110-- The wiggers need money from YOU!-- S3 episodes release weekly starting Sunday March 8th! https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2027573383261544585-- Two seasons happening at once... are the wiggers RETARDED?-- Estanque is LIVE! https://elestanque.live/-- SEASON 5 STARTS MARCH 15TH https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2023951871514149321-- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, and Sam OBVIOUSLY STILL IS hosting!>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://elestanque.live/https://x.com/Estanquedotlivehttps://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_LivePrevious: >>24064545
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
bonnie mogs
smella <3
claire podcast
>>24066207NEWJOSIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHWRVgyg1vEso this entire shit is just supposed to be a "watch as a 'live reality show' is filmed"?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjB7dLoL0-o&t=65>>24066165imagine Mizzy right now and the other e-slut girls who are sitting in some public venue but now just tapping their phone and texting their male tech experts because they don't actually just stream while doing something, they pretend to want to go out and do shit just for the streaming and now panicking because they have to figure out if they need to make up an excuse to leave or just pretend to care about whoever else is around them in a public venus until it fixes
>>24066215stop eating cum
>>24066213The candy necklace around her neck is so f*cking slutty holy sh*t. Isaac is the man
>>24066215has josie ever done the joi countdown cei challenge?
>>24066216the tolerant left everybody
>>24066216let people enjoy things
>>24066219gooning to candy scares me
>>24066219blame jet
>>24066216So you're okay with giving children puberty blockers but eating cum is where you draw the line???
why is josh trying to fight felix
Josh is trying to fight this nigga fly for no reason
>>24066241facebook is down the hall
green event
@flaccidopinions
it makes sense cumeater is in love with josie since she pedobaits and he was lusting over minors on reddit
a tip to the cumeater guybetty is a much more reponsive person and is much more open to indulging your sick fetishes without beating around the bush
cumeater is so awesome because he doesn't respond to any external stimuli he just gives play by plays for streams and eats cum
>>24066509*titslave
>>24066510He started seething at Angie right around when she got her braces off Coincidence I think not
>>24058713cumeater, it's time to start your new arc bro
S5 will be female only since all the zoomer males will be sent to fight in Iran.S5 will be the Bitchtank sequel promised to us 3000 years ago.
i want to box with claire neptune
fucking pillheads
>>24066528this is making a lot of sense
I want to fight binx
>>24066523a beautiful mind
All memes aside, we still like josie right?
I can't wait to play MGS Peace Walker in August while watching Bitchtank 2 live. It's going to be so based
thank you for linking my thread but this is a dead show. its saturday night stop giving aspiring hollywood jew wiggers your precious life forces. go outside and look at the stars. its a beautiful world out there.
>>24066545he should write a memoir
>>24066509Nina is the opposite of a kike <3
>>24066518this nigga new as fuck
claire update
>>24066561cool
>>24066561claire is looking HOT
>>24066560I'm gonna be honest I wasn't here for like two months and now I don't know 1/3 of the current /ftl/ lore.
>>24066566betty freaks have nothing to do with /ftl/ everyone has them all filtered
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>24066561tell her to post a nude twerk video then we'll talk
salomon from nathan for you will host season 5
It's been several hours. Did she ever show her titties?
Supreme Leader Khamenei would still be alive if the left didn't censor video games
Latina goth partty
>>24066561wooh! yeah!
>>24066582oh fuuuck
>>24066581he had some banger tweets RIP pimp
>>24066561That's Cole's Barbeque
How do you know he eats cum? Im missing some lore here
#Books #AvidReader
>>24066582is it true we missed sara tits earlier? director cam cut away but apparently she got em out for some beers
>>24066591He’s made more posts like this but you get the idea
>>24066602he has a point
>>24066594Wow
dry pop
>>24066599need to know if this is true
>>24066704woke king
I want to kickbox binx
>>24066561how does this relate to me in any way shape or from
>>24066599PLEASE GOD
>>24066602Oh
>>24066599What room and how long ago
Bisping is a fucking imbecile
Based yosh
>>24066733I love the way they love
>>24066733good man, go get it
hes so cute
>>24066733they cute
Paula making fun of Binx for being old
>>24066753paula rules
>>24066733
paulnina rnudes
paula mogs all fish girls
>>24066782many are saying this
>>24066782Did she just say she has an onlyfans?
>>24066787She said she does and that Josh would be joining her on it but I don't think she actually mentioned the account name
>>24066787yeah she doeshttps://onlyfans.com/luxuwu
Remember to laugh at kiwifags
False dichotomy! We like them both!
>>24066808why are these people so obsessed with burt
>>24066787Yeah that's why she's there to promote it indirectly to dumb horny sardine gringos
i like burt
>>24066822He’s sexy
I probably shouldn't have eaten shrimp before starting drinking vodka
are paula and sara gonna shower together on cam
>>24066853the shrimps in your belly are gonna get drunk and have a partaayyyyy LOL just messin around
>>24066875HOLEH MOLEH
>>24066875this is why roberto mogs jet
do you think that josh and paula have ever... well, um... you know
>>24066875Basado
>>24066887they’re waiting for marriage i think
>>24066875that's not very asexual
>>24066838i bet you do gay boy
>>24066875nice nice
fishtank will never have a beautiful love story like josh and paula
>>24066897hes been method acting for like a year straight
>>24066550Says the guy who posts in his own general for over a year playing pretend with his other namefag characters
>>24066875the first one
>>24066875They make fishtank look like a Disney channel show
>>24066875fun party vibez turn up!
Take notes jet this is how you run a show
>This season we are taking the rubbers off, we will be impregnating the simpable mids because tehy won't stay with us after the show so we have to baby trap themchat does this actually work
>>24066875Why did Josh do the honors and not Paula?
>>24066875>>24066916el stanky
Sara's breasts are glorious tbqh
sara frew up
josh vs felix boxing when
>>24066911more like for a year bisexual
claudia gervasini bouncing on cole cock
https://youtu.be/VVgG5ODNjrY?si=XhH5MouETV5G35ww
>>24066974hi cole
guy who let's his wife travel to other countries by herself:
>>24066982i like this somg
>>24066990he bothers me so much
>>24066982reacted to bouncing on cock award
>>24066993? ^
>>24066946looks like goocheese
>>24066990You'll understand when you're older
>>24066982with haters like us who needs friends?
>>24067006>snowglobehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771960582825851.webm
Chuckseethers should be tortured and killed
charls is a bigger hypocrite than sam just by going off his twt
>>24067031why
>>24067031haha guys get it he said the raped again
>idubbbz wants to fight sam>sara tits>Iran bombedtoday has been pretty good
>>24066990lmfao based
But something about it makes me braveTough enough to see myself replacedI just let it be embarrassingSo, you left me with a broken wingDoesn't hurt me anymoreDoesn't. hurt me anymoreBut stupid bitches can't hurt meYeah, I've been through the needle now, I seeI won't shatter in the aftermathI'm a bullet on an arrow's pathMhmm...Doesn't hurt me anymoreDoesn't hurt me anymore
>>24067030The Snowglobe Effect™
>>24067050claire just dm cole already damn
>>24067043>>24067041>>24067040Stop posting in this thread and slit your wrists
>>24067063claire has a boyfriend
>>24067001x2
I love it when we fight and I like it when you’re mean
running laps round these bitches in my flip flops
Josh NEEDS to pull his little clitty out
>>24067068why
>>24066588this is a hell of a tweet
>>24067068nigga told benleaks to cut
>>24067151Because you're a nu-MDE newfag faggot with no sense of humor
new female coming to the pond tomorrow
>>24067070*rolls eyes* yeah ok just do it
how can felix slap
jet cums in me
>>24067152even if it wasn't tweeted by the fucking ayatollah it's still so good
New female frog tomorrow confirmed How will she deal with being tit mogged?
>>24067159cole is an ugly sperg and gave claire the ick in a record 3 days
why are they fighting
STOPEVERVY BODY STOPSTOPI'LL DROP(DROP) DROP THEN I POP(POP)
Does anyone have the photo of the man wearing the pomni outfit from earlier today on el estanque and if not is it in a previous thread because I saw it on X earlier and I meant to save it but I was busy with something else so I forgot
>>24067156i'm 64 years old and i love based comedy
>>24067164lmfao nice and simple
>>24067156charls has been doing the same le epic schizo bit for 10 years
>>24067169OK claudia
>>24067145Im just seeing this lol thank you
>>24067170roberto look is dimes
>>24067170literally no reason just drunk
>>24067179why are u laughing
I want to street fight binx
>>24067170>>24067180dudes shaving their heads to look bald when they aren't bald will always be so beast
>>24067177bro u too old to be doing this fr fr like skibidi diharrea get a grip no cap on godanyways anyone else finna be in the pit at the lfk grace ives show? hmu lowkey
>>24067169How does Claire feel about Mauro chat?
>>24067189mauro is the best contestant ever period
>>24066875unmatched vibes - S5 could never
Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressedThat I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressedI ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's timesWhen a woman sure can be a friend of mineWell, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Golden Hair surpriseAnd I just can't live without youCan't you see it in my eyes?I been one poor correspondent, and I been too, too hard to findBut it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mindWill you meet me in the middle? Will you meet me in the air?Will you love me just a little? Just enough to show you care?Well, I tried to fake it, I don't mind saying, I just can't make itHelp us out, it goes like thisPut your hands togetherThank youWell, I keep on thinking 'bout you, Sister Golden Hair surpriseAnd I just can't live without you, can't you see it in my eyes?I've been one poor correspondent, I've been too, too hard to findBut it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
>>24066875Fishtank could never
>>24067193Not the real Claire chat. Real Claire HATES Mauro with a burning passion of a thousand suns.
>>24067196ts is NOT charisma gng
grace ives is indeed a very claire coded looking person
claudia cole musik
>>24067203claire loves mauro tfmaking sims of your friends and torturing them is a rite of passage in americayou're canadian, you wouldn't get it
>>24066561lends flair
>>24067209bro listens to music based on visuals lmaohow you feel about the manon drama brother?(triple entendre btw)
>>24067193Periodt*
>>24067215You passed my double-bluff test, but you fell for my trap card fake Claire!
i never got over joey gx dropping outer space and disappearing like where the fuck did you go
>>24067227Are you going live tonight
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772338583118887.webm
>>24067238do they know about the current conflict in the middle east
what does jin even stream
>>24067227Jin why do you never hire the large black prostitutes Japan is famous for?
>>24067241
>>24067240not sure
>>24067233
>>24067249probably for the best it would fuck up the vibes i think
>>24067251This is great thank you if you have any more clips please share them and did they ever entertain the idea of doing other costumes maybe one for Jax?
>>24067251nestor is a cutie pie
don't feel like making an edit but ashanti tome and he's reading a big leather bound book
>>24067244I would if I knew where they were at
The USA and Israel attack Iran exactly 2 weeks before The Greatest LiveStream on Earth, Fishtank.live Season 5 starts again.What did Trump and Netenyahoo mean by this???
drama bombjosh is cheating on paula with sara
>>24067283Lucky bloke
>>24067283
>>24067283someones gotta send this to paula
>>24067283If you havent noticed Paula and Josh have a very low jealousy semi open relationship and get off on it. See booby shots an hour ago with Paula cheering it on
>>24067288I have never seen such an asexual young man
another foot wound
>>24067288It's gonna be ok Greggler
drunk josh rises like a zombie when he notices felix in his vicinityhttps://streamable.com/9idvrq
>>24066207damn this guy was tweeting about fishtank during s1, crazy how s1 really was the peak
>>24067303Ehh
>>24067246
>>24067306>>24067246That is a pretty sick purse dood I robbed this old lady like a month ago who had the exact same one
Not giving latinxs should be a rule like gremlins
>>24067313Thanks man
Why have the threads slowed down so much as we’re getting closer to season 5?
>>24067249I finally just realized that the head beaner in charge is dressed like that and shaved his head bald to make fun of Sam being a baldyHeh heh! Pretty good.
>>24067223
>>24066589shipping Cole and Cleh is a bad meme I think. you're basically saying they're both ugly which I don't think is true chat.
cole update
>>24067323TJ function
>>24067340this is a kLaus reference
>>24066939scary chat
>>24067340Why is Cole so obsessed with how he looks? He has a weird head and face. Just accept it chat and work on other things?
>a guitar compressor
yo ben you think our s5 girls will do naked titty shots?nah you should pay letty to come and convince them.
>>24067348he fell for the "looksmaxxing" meme lol zoomers are so gay chat
>>24067223>>24067329
>>24067348he's a sensitive young man
why is jet letting roberto mog him right before season 5
>>24067355looking forward to the inevitable sandy springs city council stream
reactsimply bros….
>>24067241Idk I never watched the show or any fish streams. it would cause me to lose too much "aura" I think
>>24067386they were just waiting for that tubby cow to quit kwab
>>24067386you can make 6 figures off those channels. just ask react simply
the girls were amazed by how pink the gringo's nipples were
>>24067386he'll just make a new channel then
>>24067386Very concerning stuff dood
>>24067400Sara protests too much about not being attracted to gringos. She's gringo curious for sure
i got groomed in the cliptank discord
>>24067400the girls should compare their darker colored nipples
Clitty spotted
Birdkawll
>>24067386why are we advertising discord man
music and art and love are the most important things in the world
>>24067420KAW
>>24067418ok I think sara and paula need to recreate this
>>24067426why is he like this
>>24067427so true <3
>>24067426lol jet gets so triggered by that slackerblue guy
>>24067427The type of shit Cryokeen would say after cumming on his chest
One day
>>24067432everybody is saying this
>>24067436what kind of music does cryokeen like i have no idea
the tlp is live
>>24067442Half-life 1 music probably
i just shat my pants in walmart but it's fine bc it's quirky relatable eating disorder content#bulimistanyways abi get a fucking job
>>24067426No one called him gay. Trannies fuck women and are often compulsive sex and gooning addicts too
>2.9M viewsEven the Fishtank clippers have moved on and are getting much better engagement clipping random streams, not a good sign for season five.
>>2406743814 more days and this will become a reality
let it all burn down
>>24067433cant block because he needs to know the scoops
>>24067452Ip2 won chat
>>24067450Based poop.
>>24067452rest in peace to blades toes
Zesty ahh nigga
>>24067450her job is selling AI lewds to brown people I think
>>24067238lmao wtf is batman saying?
>>24067302that was super TJ coded
>>24067343hey that's what I thought too!
>>24067468i wonder if she told the ai to make her lips EXTRA supple and juicy and glossy here because i have borner now
>>24067468abi is homeless and living with a friend who was like "ok you can get employed now, now pay some rent" and it's fucking hilariousstop paying for the ai onlyfans and watch the fireworks y'all
I am OBONDe GREAT GRANDSON of de WARRIOR DUDU OSON
>>24067457mad corny
>>24067493I just want to be leff alone Why you do this
Lee me alonI jus want to be lapt aloneY do u bodda me? Do not bodda me.Lee me alonI just want to be lapt alon
>>24067497
loll
>>24067490that was nice of her friend to let her stay for free for so long I guess
>>24067468How much would it take per month to be Abi's sugar daddy?I always thought that sort of arrangement would be at least $5-6k per month but damn these zoomettes seem really cheap
>>24067479deliberate
how to be abi1. never make any money, ever2. have your boyfriend pay for everything like your phone bill3 you're whore coded so he wants to read all your dms all the time4. he finds out you were sexting jet neptune and kicks you out5. smash your own computer and tell everyone he did it and he also choked and tried to kill you (nevrr happened)6. move in with your aunt7. use up all your good will with your aunt8. move in with your crack whore mom8. get plane tickets to hang out with shadi but end up fucking kefka for pokemon cards until you get sent away for being greedy9. get flown out by unemployed and pretend your socials are run by him so you "get away" with being a worthless blown out whore10. onlyfans, but ai
>>24067516you're uninformedif you can afford a vape you can afford a zoomer
>>24067506lol rekt
>>24067516maybe like half that if she only smokes weed and drinks and take Adderalls sometimes depends what kind of drugs she's on I guess chat
>>24067518what
>>24067426No Jet you got cancelled because you used the show to fuck women and it affected the quality of the show.
>>24067426>>24067533tf did he "get cancelled" from
>>24067521>for pokemon cards
>>24067521>8. get plane tickets to hang out with shadi but end up fucking kefka for pokemon cards until you get sent away for being greedyShe got too greedy with the pokemon cards chat?
>>24067506felix is becoming kwaboty
the show sucks because jet is retarded and doesn't understand reality tv. a livestrem type jersey shore wouldn't be hard to pull off. ya know if they didn't pay to fuck the whole cast or whatever
>>24067521her klaus arc is next up i think chat
Can someone explain to me in fishtank terms why Iran would care to attack Dubai?
>>24067386Jet in few months>We never said you get paid with money, we always intented to pay with exposure and tokens. Sorry for miscommunication
>>24067550klaus is asexual
>>24067551accidentit happens
>>24067545yes she did kefka got mad cuz he caretakes for his dementia mom lowkey and abi was like "im pretty and blonde give me money pathetic guy" to the only guy giving her shelter lmfaoreality check much?
>>24067521i will follow all of these steps
>>24067426i dont get it i thought he wanted to be icarly
>>24067554so is abi i think
>>24067418Wow he has that hank hill ass but hes cute
>>24067551the hotel in dubai that got hit was being coddled nontent
>>24067565all autists are asexual by default but they convert when the time is right
>>24067348Cole got heightmogged, charismamogged by tallguy and his cortisol spiked so high he never recovered
>>24067562i just feel bad for alex/ogreabi literally accused him of attempted murderlike hoe, i think u just got caught
>>24067386No more CryoKeen, ReactSimply or other clippers like Rocky to depend on. Just ABHow the FUCK are they going to pay clippers?
>>24067521
how to be claire1. cuck bf 2-3 times in a row2. force him to wear headphones3. keep relying on him for rent4. get drunk 4x a week5. call other bitches whores on 4chan6. seethe at jet after getting pumped and dumped
>>24067386>WE'RE BROKE>GET PAID TO CLIP FISHTANKWHICH IS IT???????????
>>24067580>>24067521Clabi is BACK, baby!
>>24067551Retributiomn for Dubai chocolate, double entendre for girls getting imported to get shit on by saudi princes
>>24067580touched a nerve in either abi or nina cord Hahahahahaeat your heart out you dont even know me
>>24067576i feel bad for every person on earth that experiences pain and hardship especially the brave citizens of the middle east
>>24067521>5. smash your own computer and tell everyone he did it and he also choked and tried to kill you (nevrr happened)Claire how do we save Abi?
>>24067580you forgot 7. Be mindraped by catholicism
how to be vinny1. pack your bag2. wait
>>24067560Based Kefka trying to pay for sex with pokemon cards. What a king chat.>>24067576Is he the one that did this to her car?
>>240675923. go for a vinny walk
>>24067592comedy
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Claire The Slut? I thought not. It’s not a story the wiggers would tell you. It’s a /ftl/ legend. Darth Claire was a cockwarmer of the wiggers, so hypocritical and so whorish she could use her noteriety to influence the simps to create Poppy tickets… She had such a knowledge of the skank side that she could even keep the ones he cared about from getting gooned. The Slutgang is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was getting exposed, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her "friend" everything she knew, then her "friend" posted her DMs online. Ironic. She could save others from being gooned, but not herself.
>>24067590abi is unsavable, her mom is literally a whore and she was raised by her grandparents. she lived with her mom late 2024 and her mom was living with a pot dealer and abi was buying from him every day instead of getting a fucking job
>>24067426not seeing the correlation here
Filipina hot tub stream is still on the table yall
how to be scott sullivan mma1. scott2. sullivan3. mma4. orange hair dye
>>24067576I knew the ogre was innocent and a good guy!
>>24067600Why doesn't she go live with VGR?
how to be scottsullivanmma1. be a badass2. kick ass3. black belt jiu jitsu4. cheat on wife5. wax your comedy chops6. get shot in the dickhead7. rape on the washing machine8. make viral posts9. repeat all steps
>>24067606vgr is actually scarylike cannibal vibeshe did try to warn me but i took it with a grain of salt bc she literally slept with kefka and unemployed
>>24067600>abi was buying from himWith what money? Her coochie?I should sell weed if it gets me abi pusy
>>24067610>vgr is actually scaryIs that why he doesn't have a license? The DMV people are scared of him?
>>24067612might be your best bet honestly
How to be cryokeen>cry>shit in sinks>cry>use disability money for weed and booze>make shitty clay """art""" a 4 year old can make>never sell any of your "art">freeload off your mother so long she cant take it anymore and leaves your ass with your dad>be 40 and never had a job>blame all of your failures on being shot by a bb gun 2 years ago
>>24067588you are so repulsive to the community you have no idea
>>24067610Who has the worst taste in men chat, you or Abi?
>>24067621flaccid opinions hating me means i did something right desu
>>24067625On this we agree. Daniel fucking SUUUUCKS
from now I'm not bringing any single bills to the strip club I'm just grabbing that holographic Pikachu >>24067612yeah selling weed can definitely get you laid
>>24067621This is such a selfown lmao you are a fucking ninacorder! Your entire personality is "i simp for a whore that sucked off wiggers and chicken andy" Hahahah
>what a stupid jealous bitchyeah im mad jealous i would love to trade places with nina strip teasing for kick.comand the delusional simp of the year award goes to...
>>24067621>you are so repulsive to the community you have no idea>said by a eunuch nigger nina nigger>posting a cap of the eunuch nigger nina cordl00000000000000000000l
>>24067621>ninacord is real
>>24067621WE are the community and WE love our bitches.
How to be nin1. Apply for a reality show2. Use your new fame to launch a kick streaming career 3. Collab with other streamers both inside and outside fishtank 4. Win5. Make Claire mad>>24067610>when you try to be a nice guy and give her free airplane and concert tickets and meet your aunt and she calls you a creepy cannibalVgrbros...
>>24067621I was going to post something mean about Claire but Nina niggers really are the priority
>>24067637no u dont LOL
I wonder if Abi has anyone relaying this info to her or if she prefers to read it herself?
>>24067591she's not practicing man don't put that on the church
>>24067645she's literally here rn. say hi!
>>24067645she probably still lurks we saw her post once or twice when she accidentally D worded Shadis inside man Sully
>>24067648Is she now? Abi you bitch you'll pay for slandering the The Ogre's good name!
Hi abi!Claire unblock me you hussy
>>24067636That's her mod on kick lol
We love our bitches despite it all<3
>>24067426only a tiny group of people even know who he is
>>24067651lol Abi ruined his fishtank connect for literally no reason chat.
Clari3 fucking sucks and is a delusional whore but at least she doesn't have a group of the most obnoxious most castrated "men" on the planet following her around kissing her feet while insisting she's mother mary.kys nina nigger niggers your existence is an insult to decency.
just clogged the toilet after a massive tayleigh
This is my favorite Abi
:(((
>>24067632>>24067642>>24067635
>>24067657Friends by winters end
>>24067651she literally did that on purpose (bad chess player)jet posted her location bc he knew where she was (crazy how paying for someone's 5g works like that) and she immediately blew up the whole operationhomegirl was tryna get eaten out by jet (again!)fucking yuck
season 5 starts in two weeks
>>24067639This is what happens when you fumble the baddie. let this be an important lesson to you chat. she's going to call you a rapist cannibal either way so you might as well make a move.
>>24067660>Clari3 fucking sucks and is a delusional whoreShes /ourDelustionalWhore/
>>24067664
>>24067660what do you think /ftl/ is nigger?
>>24067670We need Punxsutawney Scott to give us six more months of offseason.
define delusional whore cuz y'all simp for prostitutes and claire is lowkey realistic. it's why ben hated her.
>>24067664This was right as she began copying Claire's alcoholism because she wanted to be cool to both Claire and jet
Why did jet pay for Ellie's new braces but didnt pay to get abi's fucked up teeth fixed?
>>24067665>the way Claire flinches when Abi gently puts her hand on her headAbi just wanted to help ;-;
>>24067664okay yeah she's really hot but is she worth an entire binder of pokemon cards?
>>24067676A miserable pile of secretes
Can't we give ourselves one more chance?Why can't we give love that one more chance?Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give loveGive love, give love, give love, give love, give love?
>>24067678>simp for prostituteswhomst??
the tlp is live and drunk
>>24067680maybe his failure with abi taught him a lesson?
>>24067678Did you mean to switch IDs?
>>24067669Wasn't Jet, it as me :)Used ai on the Tummywagon pic to find exact bathroom match on Zillow. Don't pretend the Wiggers are remotely competent
Much like how fishtank turned into the Burt show, /ftl/ has turned into the Claire general
i wonder why its like to have musty bdsm sex with jet goodson neptune
abi screaming nigger pic
>>24067680If /ftl/ were Abi's handler I think we'd have her back in school (Junior college) and working on getting her GED chat. What could have been...
>>24067692It's been like this for almost multiple years now. It's whatever, not ideal but it filters out most of the trannies from twitter.
i wonder why its like to have stinky poop sex with jet cocksley poopson
>>24067691You and poland anon have to stop with that shit
>>24067686mary jane apparentlyalso abi who has posted like super depressing videos of her downing vodka like it's her personality...but yeah it's my fault a girl 3 years older than me started drinking after bitchtankcritical thinking y'all
>>24067692It's because Cryo is away in Vegas. Things will return to normal once he's back.
>>24067692girl drama > season 5
>>24067699Ask claire lol
>>24067662You can kinda tell what the prompt was but AI misunderstood it lol
>>24067692Shes making content
>>24067688So are the spics. I like drunk women who don't fuck wiggers
>>24067657so true
> it’s a claire simps vs Nina simps thread
>>24067703g4 y'all
>>24067701Mary Jane is an exotic dancer chat. She just sleeps with Hadrian Belove for movie roles chat. No money changes hands. Also I don't think anyone blames you for Abi. That responsibility lies entirely on Shadi
>>24067708sounds like you don’t like any women you know irl then
>>24067704ask abi she did it without being fed drugs *shrug emoji* i remember nothing. stop asking. i have less than a year left to press charges and i have bigger fish to fry. but jet is absolutely a date rapist, at the very least
>>24067521>abbys existence
is it fat if me to already be excited about breakfast tomorrow as i get ready to “hit the hay”
>>24067717>but jet is absolutely a date rapist, at the very leastThat's not true. You're the one who SA'd him
>>24067713periodttt
>>24067717Press charges for what
>>24067749Not at all. We need to learn to enjoy and cherish the simple things in life chat
>>24067717>jet raped me thats why i spent an extra week with him instead of go home to my loving boyfriend
LET ME BANG BRO
>>24067918I think the secret recordings chat. It's super illegal to do apparently.
>>24067692Claire was a lot less active for a few months. Something must have triggered her to relapse recently. I wonder what that could be?
>>24067749It's fat of me to think of buying some baked cheetos to be like cryokeen in that webm up there
>>24067671Damn straightIf vgr had gotten her on drugs and drunk before tying her up and fucking her he'd get her respect
Can we get Jet's side of the story? Do we know for sure that Jet wasn't handcuffed and raped that night?
>>24067700If I would've known that I'd inadvertently interfere with Shadi Justice, I never would've posted it. I'll never Dword again. I'm sorry, Mr. Cvstles
Claire how would you deal with the situation in the Middle East right now?
>>24067919two hash brown patties and two eggs over easy - pretty good if you ask me and you can guarantee i’m gonna be sipping on hella coffee>>24067924baked cheetos are healthy they’re baked and from the earth
>>24067914>>24067918coercion is a form of sex trafficking legally btwhis case would be like "but she wanted to fuck me tho!" which is really murkyhe'd say i wanted to fuck him all along but i never did and there's no evidence to support that idea, jet is too retarded to understand reality tv when he produces a reality tv show lol
josh is so kino he would send jet into a mental breakdown with one day of being drunk
>>24067930nuke the whole worldlike why are we still herejust to suffer
>>24067717you fucked for a week, sounds like a great legal case
>>24067934No one was coerced. You were soliciting Jet, you belong in prison.
How to be Claire1. Have a lifetime dream of going on reality tv2. Apply for fishtank even though everyone who likes Sam Hyde is untrustworthy 3. Immediately start fucking sleazy wigger producer4. Take drugs from sleazy wigger producer5. Lose bitchtank6. Fly out to simp for money and concert tickets7. Seethe online at Nina for becoming a popular streamer that travels in a reality tv style way with other characters 8. Seethe online at abi for doing the same things she does
>>24067938yeah a week after they told me i couldnt contact my family and threatened me and fed me drugs LOLit's a case i talked to a law firm they said it's a slam dunk i just wanna move on desu
we should all do the be nice to claire challenge now
>>24067701Not your fault per se but actually autistic people often mimic the hell out of people they like. You hate her because she copied the parts you hate about yourself
>>24067934Just get him on the being recorded without consent chat. It's a slam dunk case and if he deletes the footage you have him destruction of evidence too. Seems so easy chat.
there's a reason the maid night was wiped from the website and there's a reason the law firm wanted to back mejust sayingdont test me
>>24067934>produces a reality tv showIts just a livestream.
Could someone explain to me why Nigger Nina hates Claire? Thank you.
>>24067947cope harder nigger
>>24067941>2pbtidNinacord got the @everyone ping
>>24067942Slam dunk case btw just wanna move on btw
>>24067941>7. Seethe online at Nina for becoming a popular streamer that travels in a reality tv style way with other charactersIt's wild that Jon is a big reason this happened and now everyone has forgotten about him. Life's funny that way chat.
>>24067942how many cases have been won for rape victims who make plans to fly out and see their rapist again?
>Claire: slut with a good heart>Abi & Nina: sluts with bad hearts
pro bono btwim super tired working 8hours a day at least idgaf anymore but liiiiike yk
>>24067942>i just wanna move on desuCryotier. Move on then why are you here complaining about other whores jet fucked?Not that i care your posts are fun, but you seem to be doing the oposite of what you say you want.
>>24067955This bitch is drunk
>>24067949Its an honor to be called nigger by jet's whore.
>>24067951god damn is this shopped? gollum doppelganger
a second clairesuit would be really funny. but you don't have the balls
Claire v. Jet Moxley GoodsonTonight on Judge Joe Brown!
I thought abi was executed and had her body parts dumped at hoardermans
>>24067953>bro sides with epsteinliterally i cancelled my visit to jet and he accused me of scamming him out of $700. would u rather angie go to the lakehouse with ben? do u really believe she's chaste or are u being intentionally dense? in any case, get a grip. also a girlfriend
Claire should do take his ass to court mid season 5.
>>24067956when did i complain about any of them loli see ellie as a victim
>>24067963You can be his girlfriend
>>24067962I would love to see Nigger Nina executed and her body parts dumped off at Hoardermans.
Snowball that yoga room, it’s too calm.
>>24067963Lmao another visit to jet
>>24067963Angie is gonna be a freeloader on season 5 chat.
>>24067969Give the guy a Gem, he’s dying in there.
Also $700 is pretty high what kinda flight did Jet spring for?
>>24067960claire beating jet right at the last minute to pay back hooperbretniey supreme
>>24067941very weak estogenized energygo back to the eunuch cordI hate that those court niggers force me to side with clarie
>>24067960We need to be making lawtent
>>24067967>>24067970fucking associating with jet neptune made me radioactive to my friends. since i burned the bridge, i've been invited to 2 weddings. it's never too late
claire rolling up to the courthouse wasted as fuck and fighting one of the many paparazzis outside like bjork
the claire delaying season 5 with a lawsuit situation is crazy y’all
>use 100 pieces of wood to make a structure so weak that nobody is allowed to sit on itThese are the people building your houses
Why do the ninaniggers even come here? Like you have your gay ass discord to post whatever you want why make us put up with your pathetic simping?
>>24067942>they """raped""" me >and I totally for realzies can press charges for real>but I just dont wannathen shut the fuck up about ityou're milking it like a boomer
the giving claire attention by blaming her for everything situation is crazy y'all
>>24067979
Claire constantly saying "anyways" during her deposition.
>>24067978You should kill yourself, and so should Nigger Nina.
>>24067963you did scam him because you were asking us how you should spend the flight money, that's product not delivered
>>24067988
>>24067990alright this was funny
>>24067965next level
Claire owes us 3 titty pics
>>24067983Because they’re obsessed with Nigger Nina.
>>24067989lol
>>24067982It's a solid bed designed to easily double as a retard baby jail.
>>24067988works like a charm
>>24067986bro i wouldnt have said a word if shadi didnt leak (out of context) messages (where she was joking about getting raped by jimmy btw)it is what it is, adapt to the situation broclaire never claimed rape
>>24067996why 3
>>240679832 monitor Nina discussion
>>24067978why do you kansas friends hate jet that makes no sense
Claire needs a real man in her life to tell her what to do and she would be fixed.
who has the sluttiest waist on /ftl/
>>24068006who doesn't hate jet?
>>24068006they dont know who he is but they know sam is a bad person
>>24068008Probably Summer or JC?
>>24068007
>>24067990alright now this made me chungusmaxx
>>24068009(You)
>>24068008me
>>24067983To defend their pure maidens honor while she fucks homeless people xanned out of her mind
Sam Hyde is a racist alt right nazi
>>24068002I've been saying this for months now. The real villain in all this was Shadi.
Daniel, could you tell Nigger Nina to apologize to her mother? Thank you.
I bring a Vinny Ramos comedy vibe
>>24068009U
>>24068018yeah but like thr wellness check was all her and it was tucking Funny ngl
lmao CUNTIE got fucking blocked
>>240680222
>>24068007No she needs someone that can convince her that what they are telling her to do was her idea all along. Shes too stuborn
>>24068024and the crowd goes mils
>>24068024
>>24068021Would you take my hand and walk under the canopy with me?
the polish person with the season 2 Archives disappeared
>>24068024>>24068028
>>24068018Shadi told claire not to talk about her ever again and she started yapping about her again.Actions have consquences.
>>24068029B4 u die soon feel like I have 2
>>24068028Yeah I'm thinking this will make her like Seth more. Based Seth King Of 4chan
>>24068029aw cute
>>24068030bill ottman made the call
#ColdVision
>>24068017
>>24068030he had a light bulb emergency
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/529481252#topSAM HYDE THREAD ON POLI REPEAT SAM HYDE THREAD ON POLPIC NOT RELATED
>>24068024>>24068028We have an actual seth viewer here. Amazin
>>24068024>>24068028sethgie bros it’s not looking good
>>24068042that's cumeater he eats cum
>>24068024>>24068028good woman angie wants to squash the beef but she shouldn’t cause seth is pure evil, just let him continue his lolcow evolution
>>24068043What would you do if the were smothering you with there titties?
>>24068041How long until zach starts his schizo spam. Mother fucker was doing it in mewgenics threads the other day
>>24068048:|
>>24068033I wnt u 2 do it bcz u want not haveUnless u wnt 2 be forced thn I can walk u 2 the canopy on a leash
>>24068032The response was not commensurate with the offense chat. Mention Shadi, get doxxed and have legal troubles exposed. She's a villain chat.
>>24068049thats why hes the goat gif
>>24067717BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS JET NEPTUNE IS A DATE RAPIST CONFIRMED CIARA CIARA MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE CHANNING MARKY THOMPSON NINA VOLANSKY
>>24068045are you saying you don't eat cum?
>>24068032posting a jpg of bacon on a plate wasn't technically a violation of the agreementsensitive shadi has no self control
>>24068055WERE JUST GONNA RIM EM....WERE JUST GONNA RIM EM
Amir Cum.UHHNG ILIVEYOULIVEUILOVE U UNNNHFHHHH MARKY MARKY MARKY UUUNNFFF ILUV U I LUV U CIARA UNNNFF
>>24068046Seth is such a fag idk why angie even bothered with him
You’re all fucking retards, honestly.
>>24067942why weren't you allowed to contact your family after bitchtank? you had a phone just use it.
>>24068059https://vocaroo.com/19KLlm1tPbOU
just got off the phone with the law firm and they're demanding another podcast
>>24068060bad choices during a rebound
new >>24068066
claire podcast 2 just flew over my house
>>24068061not me im not fuckingBAZINGBOBLE
>>24068041You son of a bitch I made that picture!
