Ehehefag is the new Barneyfag: a hysterical, mentally ill megalomaniac gigasperg obsessed with one particular thing, who posters on here poke and prod to watch him sperg out for amusement.He even looks somewhat similar to Barneyfag/Lee Goldson.
i rebuke thee, unclean spirit, in the name of Jesus Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUTrWkhTbnA
>>24193083God bless you, Anon
>>24193082>>24193083Actual Jew, BTW: https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23816117/#23816554
>>24193087repent from this wickedness, anon. Jesus loves you
>>24193076>Ehehefagwho?
>>24193086likewise anon
>>24193076>>24193087he's our judeo-chris chan
>>24193076He’s really not, you need to take your meds and seek Jesus like >>24193081 says. Also obsessed.
>>24193105ehehi am afraid of becoming many things including chris chan>judeo-christianobvious glowie shit but i honestly don't know enough about the term or where it came fromi'm guessing its purpose was largely to justify israel being our le greatest ally in hte US, u see it spouted by the government itself and fox news and the daily wire and shit...>>24193124melonadepug NV IDnevada pug
>>24193124Melonade, can you please explain why you are defending a schizophrenic retard who makes the board unusable?
>>24193153i think she's more attacking your thread than defending me
>>24193159I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing.
His name is dwm schizo
>>24193168
>>24193153Melonade is known for samefagging and creating drama about herself to get attention from the bantoids, so it's obvious that she likes people as mentally ill as herself
>>24193173we also have shared interests such as kenshi and touhou and writing in general
>>24193181>touhouyou are a secondary
how come noone bullies melonade about the status of her book like they did with korbo
>>24193181Then create a discord or a subreddit and go there, and while you're at it, take that fat retard Brock and the cirnoshit spam with you.u are literally the cancer of this board and you're not even funny enough to be considered lolcows
>>24193185what book ?
>>24193186He has control over neither of those
>>24193188it took less than 30 seconds to find this information https://archive.palanq.win/bant/search/text/book%2A/username/Melonade/
>>24193189when the mod banned him, half of the cirnoshits threads were wiped out from the catalog, so yes... that faggot is one of the necrobumpers and besides, he's also friends with that fat retard, as far as I know
>can't into copying
>>24193195Isn't Brock also friends with that ND sperg?
Literally who?
take it back to discord w*man
>>24193076sounds like you are the mentally ill obsessed faggot here>>24193087you are literally intellectually disabledsource: I'm the king of the world and my cock is 10 feet long>>24193148you aren't retarded enough to become anything like that>>24193171xD>>24193186follow your own advice and fuck off back to preddit>>24193195it was like 15 posts in one thread, a thread that multiple ppl were using to have conversations in.
>>24193400Cope.
>>24193206>white IDis this rare?
>>24193418faggot
>>24194370Seethe.
He looks relatively normal in that pic, look at this one
>>24194387you are the one sperging out over posts on a mongolian flue whittling forum
>>24193400Stop posting this fucking demonic ugly ass shit all the time
>>24194395Is that why you flamed OP for hitting the nail on the head?
>>24194403no>>24194404deluded
>>24193076Unironically stop giving him attention, he literally gets off on being a board boogeyman because he sits in a room all day and has no other power or sense of importance in his life
>>24193076he tried to unironically convince us in a recent thread that he lurked for 3 years before postingand at the same time said there was no culture to learn lmaowhile he downloads and reposts all our images like remelia https://archived.moe/bant/thread/24189105/#q24189685he's an unconvincing liar who thinks (and says) he's smarter than most posters>>24194392fucking LMAOmaybe we just need KF lolclown him>>24194433this, this so much...but on the flip side, he's not going to go away, so we need to treat him like a good little puppy dog and reinforce good behaviorsad situation but with the lonliness he has he is not going away so we gotta train his ass the best we can
>>24194697imo its possible he did lurk over the period of 3 years and not absorb any culture. a lot of big boards have almost no trace of their origional culture left.he'd have had to only visited a few boards and like once a week or less but its possible.
>>24194707>>24194411>>24193400If you're going to use a proxy for samefagging and trying to defend urself, at least don't make it so obvious u massive gigaretard
>>24194905t. actual schizo
>>24194905You talk exactly like someone i know
>>24194910u drop this king
>>24194697i've done way worse than all of these things but none of you post about it xdjust improvising "Ehehe situation is insane"i really should've ignored this thread though this is fucekd
>>24194905You're reaching the point where you're almost as retarded as he and Brock are, and I don't say this lightly
>>24194697>he's not going to go awayHis parents will him committed eventually, we'll get at least a few weeks of peace
>>24194905you are so low iq holy fuck
>>24194905>all on the same IP and no samefaggingthe newfag is strong with this one
>>24194920my name isn't jude, must be someone elses sheriff badge>>24194926i wouldn't worry about it
>>24194707its an obvious lie and there is still plenty of board culture to absorb and acclimate to over a three year periodhe's admitted to not using other boards in previous threads, i think thats changed recently and he uses /adv/ some but would be good if he actually checked out the REAL glowie/shill situation on /pol/ and /r9k/ instead of coming up with his own (ridiculous) definitions>>24194926im not trying to be a dick but it would be nice if werent a total niggy immigrant invader about how you act while calling everyone else a nigger faggot for not liking your niggy immigrant behavioryou have done better lately which i do appreciate
>>24194928Believing that simply ignoring them will make them go away is retarded, nobody gave a shit about them a year ago, the only reason we're talking about them now is because they are getting more and more annoying
>>24194707>>24194945Btw he religious goes through the old archived threads for some reason
>>24194945>he's admitted to not using other boards in previous threadson the one hand /bant/ is probably an okay containment zone for his autism because this board wouldn't be "good" even if he disappeared tomorrow, it's just a lot worse because of him. on the flipside, on a real board he would be mostly drowned out and ignored, a lot of the problem is the fact that he posts so fucking much on an otherwise very slow board.
>>24194945i used several boards besides bant for that 3 year period, mostly ones like g, fa, fit, sci, xsi rarely posted>its an obvious lie and there is still plenty of board culture to absorb and acclimate to over a three year periodthis is honestly vaguei learned enough so that when i did post i didn't completely stand out, that's about it
>>24194954i don't go through archivesi find specific posts i remember from months ago using keywordsi stopped doing that since nobody pays attention unless you take a screencap anyway
>>24194952You're acting like a fucking moron making ludicrous nonsense accusations of samefagging against people in this thread, get your shit together.
>>24194957>>24194959Why did you ducktape your door >>24194392 i have to know
>>24194955>on a real board he would be mostly drowned out and ignored, a lot of the problem is the fact that he posts so fucking much on an otherwise very slow board.this is true>>24194697>and at the same time said there was no culture to learn lmao>while he downloads and reposts all our images like remeliai dunno what u want me to dowouldn't it be ignoring or not learning the culture if i posted things other than what u guys posted?it's true i reuse images i find, everyone does
>>24194963that's not my door there's not a mirror & medicine cabinet in my room xd
>>24194967Why is the door ducktaped
But yeah, he fucking loves that he's "important" enough to get a thread like this dedicated to him, so you are playing into his illness by continuing to feed him even negative attention. Stop it. He refused to make a trip because he's terrified people will just filter him, the very best thing you can do is let him vaporpost dump into an uncaring void.
>>24194971i think that room is poorly insulated so my dad taped around the edges, for when it gets extremely cold
>>24194973it's true, idk what this nigga was thinking posting a picture of my facei guess he's trying to make me self conscious
fuckin retarded jew
>>24194961The only retarded bong i know capable of defending hehe fag is Gon, so i assumed the other bong was him,sorry for not knowing every mentally ill retard on this board, u seem to do a good job of ignoring them
>>24194976You should be dude you're not just ugly you're straight up scary looking
>>24193206>>24194276:o
>>24194982great comeback literal sped retard
>>24194983i have a very expressive face & i have fun with it
>>24194945why don't you just ask him to elaborate. if he had exaggerated in the heat of the moment he'd probably admit it?he's honest in my expirence.>>24194983looks fine to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>24194988go make your sissies threads turkish rapebaby
>>24194945>but would be good if he actually checked out the REAL glowie/shill situation on /pol/ and /r9k/ instead of coming up with his own (ridiculous) definitionsi do & i have for a couple yearsi noticed several spam formats very early like the "Why do people.." thing & several othersthere's no point in me writing about it though, nobody would listen/care, all i can do is disrupt the bullshit when i see it on other boards
also >>24193076>Ehehefag is the new Barneyfagthis makes me wonder if ur the guy who suddenly spams those insane seizure gifs when that guy who posts about mlp occasionally shows up, or if you're "ND"i haven't heard almost anything about "barneyfag" except from insane retards, but i don't know anything about it
I hate newfags so much it's fucking unreal
>>24194999people would care if you actually had a sensible point to make and articulated in a way that was actually coherent but no any time you're confronted about your schizo ideas you just go UGHH UHHH U WOULDNT GET IT IT-ITS THE GLOWIES and fucking vaguepost without explaining shit lmfao thats why nobody takes you seriously, retard.
>>24195001Why do you suddenly care about spam when you intentionally spam gore in threads you dislike
>>24194993He looks ugly as fuck ¬_¬_/¯
like i said, i've done things way worse than the things all of you always list, but a lot of it is in the posts i've made which are more than 3 sentences so you all remain unaware of itif ur gonna make an "Ehehe situation is insane" youtube video script, u should try harder and pay more attention (which i don't expect or want you to do, and you probably don't want to either)if not, just stick to normal shitflinging, which is what you should be doing since hte only motivation you have to write is me being annoying>>24195009no they wouldn't>>24195013could've removed the word "spam" from the post and it would have the same literal meaning, which is i wonder if OP is the same guy
His regular posting is basically spam if we're being honest, I've seen literal spam that is more substantive
This guy is so fucking retarded kek
>write facetiously>get serious response>write seriously>get facetious responsetower of babel
>>24195001I think its safe to say that someone who obesses over your mundane activities is not right in the head.>>24195014literally dosent, you are just being mean
>>24195022>n-no uMaybe you should've stayed in school
this is the native bant thread with the most replies grim
>>24195057that cant be true. I rlly hope it isnt.
>>24195057that's how it always goes with these fugging normalnigger drama threadsremember the stirby thread got like 100 replies within 4 hours or something as wellalso a quarter of the replies in this one are me>>24195036maybe...i am hoarding all your glowremmy OC, i keep picturing it in a piece of software like those really stylized keygen programs xd
>>24195059>>24195077how dare you reply to my posts you worthless cretinsyou miserable wretches you disgusting troglodytes
>>24195085
>>24193400>>24194411Remilia my beloved.
>>24195126<3
It's just like my favorite discord server LOL :skull:
>>24195077you could get neofetch and fuck around with it so instead of it being the logo of whatever distro you use its glowremmy https://linuxopsys.com/customize-neofetchwe should leave this thread, using it for chatting would just piss them off more >>24195085:(
cant solve high school but can solve tinnitus>>24195116
>>24193197
>>24195200>you could get neofetch and fuck around with it so instead of it being the logo of whatever distro you use its glowremmy>https://linuxopsys.com/customize-neofetchyees maybei don't know if she's too large/detailed to render clearly on a terminal>ascii-art.png (628 KB, 1591x1488):o>we should leave this thread, using it for chatting would just piss them off moreyeahjust do "sage" in the options right?>>24195205it would be cool
>>24195210I don't think itd be too complex I've seen some ppl with similarly complex shit on it>just do "sagey in the options"I meant stop posting in this thread and go to another thread such as one of mines.you should be sage-ing all posts in thread u don't wanna bump anyway tho and yes that's how u do it.
>>24193195can you please be a brown retard without summoning me?thanks bye
>>24194977>fuckin retarded jewSee: >>24193087
