My new girlfriend is coercing me into getting a job. How do I combat this?
>>24194938by... um uh idk dude maybe ummmm im really not sure
>>24194950Do you think I should just like kill her and stuff her into my mattress or something?
>>24194958ummmm ehm, uh hypothetically? um uhhhh ummmmmmm im not sure, would u liek me to ask someone else? im not very good at this (@﹏@;)
>>24195004Yeah sure, I don't mind a second opinion. Let me know what they say though, I don't wanna be led astray
i always thought i'd be more motivated to work if i had a girlfriend>>24194958nooooooo
>>24195024Why not tho?
>>24195032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcrrUuRoWT4
>>24195020uhhh (;;0﹏0) um, e-excuse me? uh um eehh ummmmm w-who should I ask?? im um uhhhhhhh um not sure why I offered to umm uhhh ask s-someone I um err eh, well um I uh d-dont know umm anyone (ᵕo﹏o)
>>24195045Oh. That is insightful>>24195050I see. Well uhh... do you know Joe Rogan? I like him, you could probably ask him for me, that'd be cool.Or maybe like Alex Jones, if he's busy. Alex is a pretty good guy too
>>24194938You could let me suck your dick.
>>24195062Are you someone I know? I'm not in the business of letting strangers suck my dick.Also I don't like having my dick sucked in general...
>>24195072What are you gay?
>>24195078No, teeth.It's a very compromising position, and I'm a practical guy
>>24195058ummm (ó﹏ò｡) h-he's a very busy man um uh he rarely answers my texts
>>24195300why you like this?
>>24195300Ah man...Well you just made me sad, I'm sad now
>>24195344ummmm uhhhhhhh im uhhhh j-just v-very ummmmm uhhhhhhh um uuuunsure of m-myself ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
>>24195359umm uhh (˘ŏ﹏ŏ) d-don't be ummmm uh i-im v-very uh umm l-lucky t-to um uhhh h-have an f-friend l-like mr hmmm uhhh j-joe r-rogan ummm ..( ˶óᯅò) uhhh
>>24195369Listen ill touch your butt eat yo butt, cum in you ans help jerk you off, im a giving man
>>24195369I don't think you're actually friends with him, anon...
>>24195371Also this
>>24195371no
>>24195375uuhhhh ummmmm i umm eh i-i umm m-met him at uhhhhhhh t-the zoo (,,>﹏<,,) h-heres an p-picture
>>24195403shut the fuck up you British bitch
>>24195413uuuhhhh umm i um oh ok .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.
>>24195418don't cry
>>24195418
>>24195426(˃̣̣̥ヘ˂̣̣̥) i-im n-not c-c-c-crying
>>24195431ദ്ദി(ㅠ﹏ㅠ) th-thank
>>24195403My god, that is Joe Rogan! I stand corrected, I'm sorry I doubted you, anon
>>24195556i-its ok i um uuhhhhh um ughhh i um d-doubt m-myself ( ᵕ꩜﹏꩜,) i um uhh s-second g-guess evr- um every t-thing i-i s-say b-b-before i um s-say i-iit (;๑﹏๑)t-thats w-why I st-s-s-s-stu-stutterr
>>24195564It's alright man, you don't have to stutter around me. I'm cool
>>24195825ah sweet :Dso anyway how's it going dude? other than the GF trying to un-neet-ify you
>>24195836I'm doing good, I guess. I don't really have a girlfriend anymore, so that's cool.How're you anon?
>>24196355Bro imma rape you and fill you with my love gravy.
>>24196360That's alright I ain't into that
>>24196362Thats the point.
>>24196355h-h-hey t-t-t-that's um ehh g-great? ૮(𖦹﹏𖦹;)აummm g-good r-riddance uhhh um b-bitches n-need t-to k-know th-thier um uh p-place s-she sh-should h-have r-respeected y-y-your ummm s-st-status a-as a-a-a m-m-member o-of th-the ummm uhh n-n-neet m-ma-ster r-race.i-i-im uhhhh hmmm im uhhh I'm d-d-doing w-w-we-well b-but i ummm eeh t-th-think m-m-m-my s-s-s-s-stutter c-came b-back (ಥ﹏ಥ) hmmm uhhh is ummmm i-it n-n-n-n-n-n-n-noticeable??
>>24196364Not a good point.>>24196374It's a little noticeable
>>24196425ummmmmm im uhhh im i-im s-s-s-s-sorry (｡,ꏿ﹏ꏿ)
>>24196433It's alright man. I need a new girlfriend now though...
>>24196441uhhhhhhh I um d-dont k-know a-any g-girls s-srry ummm uhhhh m-maybe y-y-you s-should ummm uh f-focus on r-r-r-rebuilding you ummmmmmm b-bitcoin e-empire
>>24196447True, true. Bitcoin went up bigly yesterday, so it might be good to start buying in...
>>24196461y-y-yes t-thats w-what th-th-they a-alway sa-say"b-buy t-th-the peak, se-sell -low" is ummm uhhh isn't it ummmmm?
>>24196473Why are you typing like a gay retard?
>>24196476i-i-i-i h-have a s-s-speech i-i-i-i-impedemennt. s-s-s-stop b-b-b-b-being s-s-s-such a-a-a-an d-d-d-dick
>>24196473Exactly, that's how you maximise profit. Or so I hear
>>24196531y-y-yes ummm i-i-i uhhhhhh l-learned t-this a-a-at ummmmmmm h-h-hustlers u-u-university.p-p-people t-t-that ummmmm s-s-s-say it-its a-a uhhh ummmm s-s-s-scam a-are ummmm r-re-retarded
>>24196564I think you and I have a certain understanding of the ways of this world that not many share with us, britanon...It is a pleasure to have met you here, I think
>>24196596th-thank y-you <3y-y-you too
>>24196605Well hold on now, are you trying to fuck my ass and fondle my balls, anon? What's going on here?
>>24196931n-no i-i-im j-just b-being n-n-nice ummmmm uh so-orry i-if t-th-the "<3" w-was t-to m-m-m-much
>>24195024having a job makes me less motivated to find one, why would i want 2 jobs at once
>>24197079Oh, ok. Sorry, I have a hard time interpreting things sometimes
>>24197098i-i-i-i-its o-ok m-mr s-s-spiderman-sama
>>24197186So...Do you know how I can go about getting a girlfriend who won't bully me into working?
>>24197204n-no ummm a-all of m-mine h-h-have b-been uummm uh evil (﹏,)
>>24197267Ah, I'm sorry man. I feel you there, I've only been with schizos.Don't stick your dick in crazy, friend, because they'll cut it off and put it in their purse...
Combat it? Pimp her out. That way you both get a job and you can even control her hours and the income for her. Women don't like thinking about that stuff anyways.
>>24197280y-y-yes im v-volcel u-untill i c-can f-f-figure out h--ho-how t-to a-avoid ummm f-f-falling f-for c-c-crazy b-bitches
>>24197325That's actually a brilliant idea. A bit late now, unfortunately, but I would've done that for sure>>24197326Just keep meeting people friend, they aren't all crazy. Well, not all dick chopping crazy, anyway...
>>24197336y-y-yeah i-i-i-ill t-try im o-o-only j-j-just s-s-starting t-t-t-to re-recover f-f-from l-literal ptsd th-thoug s-so i-i h-have t-trouble g-g-goin p-p-places, d-doing st-stuff w-without f-freaking o-out ect i d-d-dont w-want t-to t-t-talk a-about i-i-it r-rlly
>>24197397Yeah it's alright, I get it. Just keep working on it and you'll slowly get better. Good luck with that though, don't let past experiences kick your ass, you can make it
>>24197474thanks dude i really appreciate your kind words <3(im not trying to fondle your balls dont worry)
>>24197474Dude im going to fuck that britah dude in the ass and makw you watch you cuckold retard cum guzzler.
>>24197498You seem Jewish
>>24197498i-i-i-ill s-s-s-stab y-you in-in th-the n-neck f-faggot
>>24197498Are you a child molester? Please, say yes
>>24197083xd
