/vrlg/ - Virtual Reality Lewd General #11"Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate"™Sneaky Stinkies Edition>New to VR? Start here or on /vrg/:https://rentry.org/4tzqs>18+ Avatar Resources:https://booth.pm/en/items?tags%5B%5D=VRChat&adult=only (Anime models)https://boothplorer.com/items/adult (Use to find assets related to your base)https://gumroad.com/discover (Use to find tech, furry thread is down the block)https://files.catbox.moe/mvgt8p.zip (Bag o' dicks)https://files.catbox.moe/8jvx7e.png (seamless cock matching)>Guide to Avatars utilizing the VCC:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwMz4WcajQ>OpenVR Advanced Settings (contains playspace mover):https://github.com/OpenVR-Advanced-Settings/OpenVR-AdvancedSettings/releaseshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1009850/OVR_Advanced_Settings/>Other resources (downloads at your own risk):https://rentry.org/vrlgextras>Upcoming Events:Sex and sexy avatarfagging>OP template rentry:https://rentry.org/vrlgbant/edit>Previous thread:https://archived.moe/bant/thread/24198724/>Sisterthreads>>>/vg/vrg>>>/aco/vrcg
hihi
2nd for plum
>>24208534rape all 3
send rape
elves
>>24208547Anytime.
>>24208652hey guys lets open this
>>24208538
kot id get
>>24208671
>>24208723oh I have some delicious kiwi juice alright
>>24208725Better stick funny cocktail umbrella in it then.
kosovo is not serbia
Me as Gwyn who as the Furtive Pygmy?
>>24208771You want to be a statue?
Good night anons
>>24208534cherish plums
>>24208838Need to hear your cute moans again while riding you epic style
mcdonalds hits good
>>24208949Really only an american could think maccas actually tastes good.
>>24208952yapping ass hyenas need not converse with the lion who understands the simple joy of a mcgriddle
>>24208949american mcdonalds kinda sucks tho, >>24208952 is right
>>24208957>>24208952third world opinions yall eat bugs and shit #LMAO@URLIFE
>>24208949League calls
>>24208959i literally played already and got to p3 tonight after a fucking hour long game, im tired captain
>>24208954>not fast>not food>doesn't taste good>expensive>owned by israelI would love to see them go out of business. BK is better, wendies is better, even fucking subway is better. I'd rather hit up a bakery and get some good quality bread rolls and make my own sandwich. Seasoning chicken breast and just frying it is so easy and tastes so much better than any of the slop they serve at the global fast food chains.Pic related some good fucking food.
>>24208965bk sucks fucking negro penis, wendies sure whatever, subway is actual literal dogshit. every now and again u just need a good old fashioned shitty mcdonalds singlewith fries, its comfort in its inadequacy
>>24208966>subway is dogshit you made the sandwich
>>24208966Your ID is brown and says bi niggers. niggymers. Anyway at least you admit it's completely inadequate. Buy literally anything else. Cains is unseasoned chicken with great sauce and it's way better.
>>24208967yeah i didnt buy the fucking 2 peso limp dick lettuce and whatever poverty stricken ingredients they supply nigger>>24208968yeah and u dont always go to fast food for a gourmet experience caines is shit compared to zaxbys anyways
>>24208967To be fair whatever they make their bread etc out of I never shit afterwards. My body just completely absorbs it. 0 fiber despite having vegetables in it. It can't be real food.
>>24208970eating fast food does not mean its good even if its subway lol >>24208969simply get better food options
meow meow meow meow
The only fast food places that doesn't leave me feeling like shit are Panda Express and Chipotle, but it's just not worth it.
mowe
i wish to play one more league game b4 bed who wishes to play
>>24208990this explains the hair
Mrrrow
>>24208991obsessed
>>24208966Burger King is goated.
Wake me up when September ends.
niggas getting real heated about fast food that's how you know Americans won
>>24209340>getting real heated about fast foodunlike the fast food itself
woke up to it raining hard outsidefeelsgoodman
subway is goated
Subway is wank
I'm sure we're arguing over shit that's localized. Where I live, Mcdonalds is okay, Burger King is sorta okay, Mr. Sub is great, Subway is terrible, and Tim Hortons is "ALLO SAAR I SHIT IN YOR COFFEE BLOODY BENCHOD PLS RATE 5 STARS VISHNU BLESS YOU"
>>24209370Mayo has the best face and hair and the middest body combo I swear.
>>24209371nothin' wrong with extra mayo on a sandwich
>>24209370Majonez my beloved...
>>24209380I'm remaking my moe as a mayo to see if its good or not later
>>24209370my wife
>>24208966rude
>>24209395me
useless mod team
good night /bant/
>>24209424gn doog
>>24209424gn!
>>24208990I just woke up but assuming you're also on NA which I don't see any reason why you wouldn't be we could play sometime, I haven't played in a while though and all I had actually been playing recently was ARAM: Mayhem.
Cows made of leather herd togetheri love cowes :3
Pic unrelated but what do you eat to cure a hangover? I'm not hungover, I'm just wondering.
>>24209994BOY BULGE!
>>24210003Instant ramen and Gatorade usually clears it for me.
>>24210014I specifically remember you saying that as I was typing up the post
>>24210003when I used to drink more often I'd usually just thug it out until 5pm till i can drink again
>>24210003Bacon, egg and cheese and water with electrolytes
>>24210003I just suffer. A lasagna topper is more of a cope than a cure but it sure is nice.For the parts of the world that don't have those it's a slice of lasagna that has been crumbed and deep fried.
>>24210030I really like that shader
>>24210003the real trick is to have liquid IV or some other electrolyte drink during the night youre drinking, otherwise the next day if youre dieing id usually like a ginger ale and maybe some toast just to get the appetite going. eating anything at all is always the biggest help
>>24210041I can't find da world, if I find it later I'll link it :3
>>24210030I heard about the trick with greasy food like bacon or pizza to help. I forgot if you eat greasy food after the fact or to sober yourself up>>24210035lel, carb maxxing>>24210063This is true, that's the real answer
>>24210083Usually works better before hand but afterwards it works as well. I find that high carbs + sodium works way better at curing my hangovers after the fact than protein.
>>24210003The best cure is prevention. Most of a hangover is just dehydration as your body is pushing water out of you to deal with the alcohol. Replace that water by staying extra hydrated. But when drinking lots of water you're depleting electrolytes, so you intake more of that too. Do this and you'll likely never even get a hangover.
>>24210003eat something small, throw it up, drink a little water, eat, vomit, then finally eat
>>24209534hell yeah hmu king
>>24210030You’re so fucking hot J~.
>>24210003Ideally you don't cure a hangover, you prevent it. Have a jug of water with electrolytes or something like Gatorade/Powerade and drink from it in between your shots. Also have some sort of salty snack like cheese, olives, bacon, tomatoes and such while you drink. If you do get a hangover then just eat and drink water and suffer through it.
>>24210003eat anything and drink water before i go to bed usually works but for nights i know i'll heavily drink i get a drink called morning after u drink it before or drink drinking no hangover
>>24210263i like your new eyes they're very pretty
Going to try to host a movie tonight, sometime between 10-11EST, unless this one thing comes up. Feel free to offer kino movie suggestions, I'm trying to work on the massive vague mental list of 'movies I should watch', I'm currently considering Everything Everywhere All At Once and various A24 films.
>>24210392Mind Game!
>>24210224Thank youuu, I'm happy with how it turned out :3
>>24210392>Everything Everywhere All At OnceI saw that once, it was very good (I'm not someone who watches movies very often though). I was considering maybe watching Lord of the Rings later since I've never seen that series of films. I was also considering re-watching some Biblical movies but it's not like that genre would be terribly fitting for this sort of thread.
>>24210392was thinking of doing a thing but this could be good low energy...
The newish cod zombie thing is really fun shame you have to sign up on there discord to play it
>>24210538That's the intent, weekend winddown, chill and watch a movie and maybe go into a corner to fuck if one wishes. Plus I have stuff I do Mondays so I don't like to be up late and wired on Sunday nights. >>24210417I see 'british' and cower in fear as most British movies I've seen in recent memory I disliked, but I'll look into it. >>24210462Watching Extended LotR in desktop mode and seeing the host in FBT was what got me into VR, but I don't think I'd watch LotR again. Maybe the newer films I haven't seen, maybe.
>>24210552It's not british...
>>24210558Oh I'm dumb and was looking at the wrong Mind Games. Somehow I'm more scared of the one you meant, the reviews are either stellar and maybe botted or horrid. Is it a 'watch it to laugh at someone spending funding on it' kinda deal?
>>24210565It's actually good but very gonzo which probably turns off normies.
>>24210551Yeah, was fun as solo and even more fun with other people. Friend and I got overrun by zombies because I was dumb and have 0 experience and he had to do all the work.
>>24210551yea, but what if we made a crawler and fucked till it got to us..
>>24210565You're looking at the movie by Masaaki Yuasa right?
>>24210551how hard is it to get access to the cod zombies thing i wanna try it
>>24210551>cod zombiesThis is the first I'm hearing of this, I assume you're not talking about Zombie Escape or whatever that one world is called that already exists.
>>242106014 clicks? but only runs friday-sunday right now
stop making me want to do the black ops 3 easter egg line
anyone wanna play original black ops zombies? :3
so many games but still cant find one i want to play super badlylife is so hard..
>>24210627deadlock
>>24210633gross
>>24210633tried it back whenever it started sending out keys but didnt really care for itand im bad at aiming
>>24210627I gotchuhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1263240/Skate_Story/
>>24210627I've been meaning to play OJ again because the map editor is live.What if we got to get to know eachother and then played all the way through Divinity: Original Sin 2 though haha...
>>24210627I want to do another play through of MHR but Pragmata is out in a few days.
>>24210003Professional alcoholic here if you are hungover drink stuff like powerade, liquid IV just something with electrolytes and high calorie food that doesn't have atone of sugar caffeine will fuck you over aswell you are probably already dehydrated don't go drinking a fucking diuretic. Goodways to avoid the oopsie I drunk to much is drinking plenty of water throughout the day and mixing your first drink with a shittone of ice or if you are having something like smirnoff mix it with water and powerade powder also get enough sleep and have a snack before you start drinking and know ya limits
>>24210639Aim only matters for super gun-focused characters. There are characters that are more ability and movement focused, and ofc support-y characters that barely shoot at all. Play Rem and push all 3 lanes at once while eating all the enemy farm, it's fun as hell.
>>24210706maybe one day if im feeling desperatein all likelyhood i would just play bepop or if ratting is viable someone who excels at that idk
>>24210627Play Terraria, Noita, and Risk of Rain 2.
The Finals
>>24210758i fucked ont hat desk ur sitting in
>>24210758Feel free to stick around after class to earn some extra credit.
Bleh
>>24210601Dm me and I'll invite you to the server and you also the cringe part is you have to link your Discord to there group
>>24210777*grabs your tongue on instinct*
>>24210734>rattingDrifter (who ig can be spirit but is mostly gun and thus aim) and Haze (entirely gun) come to mind. Maybe kinda Mina or Wraith or Grey Talon can do spirit burst without much tracking. >>24210758I gotta collect a list of all of the Finals players we have here so I have people to play with. I hate playing it solo so I end up not playing as much as I want.
>started gooning at 6:30>done by 6:37https://youtube.com/shorts/pblR_4ANDYw?si=1Lk-MRvdZZoejQBT
>>24210793>needing 7 minutesinefficient
It is time for /bant/ movie meet. Everything Everywhere All At Once. Come join, be comfy (don't cum on the screen please, elsewhere is fine)https://vrch.at/xk6j8tp3also, give me future map options, I don't just wanna use this one, but it has such a nice movie watching area
>>24210758Need to play The Finals with you again
>>24210627hop on marathon sis
>FOTM cod players stopped playing because of movement nerfs>24/7 hardcore conquest servers active on the server browser>2 new good mapsPlay Battlefield 6.
>>24210934hear me outthe finals
>>24210934hm nyo. I will obess over cs 1.6 for a little while longer : 3
my ranked teammates are so dogshit today... anyone wanna paint the ceiling together?
>>24210879Thanks to everyone that came by! Insanely good movie, I cried very hard at the end. Hopefully I'll be able to host next Sunday!
>>24211383After the fucking day I've had don't tempt me holyyyyyyy fuckkk but aleast you didn't have Mr 3-20 today :3
>>24211383holy... can i paint your insides first? :3
>>24210627warframe player?
>>24211571Doog about to sneeze
the masculine urge to infodump an empty-headed twink about my hardware projects
>>24211587The masculine urge to not post the sample
The masculine urge to adopt a new personality trait because I watched a new movie.
>>24211664stuff gets compressed anyways
hop on cs2
hop on vostok
>>24211708Come play Tarky
>>24211731sure
>>24211420very rarely nowadays used to play it a fair bit tho
>>24208652Hey wait a second I know that box... and that flag...
imagine how sweaty it probably gets.
>>24212605do you think that if enough sweat gathers around and forms a small bubble in the suit, would it be satisfying to pop it like a zit?
>>24210879shame i missed this, brilliant movie!
>>24212614You can't catch everything everywhere all at once
>>24212614Too busy schizoing pink huh
>Already getting warm and it's only AprilCRINGE
>>24212617April was always warm, whatchu talking about?
>>24212635TOO WARM I HATE SUMMER
>>24212635Doesn't matter, still too hot
>>24212638>>24212640Get naked.
I somehow missed that there's a new Bruno Mars album. I guess this is the musicpost now.https://youtu.be/l38Aru5jICw?si=esOQwMbPOacEwTaj
>>24212701bellybutton peroperopero
>>24212670Okay, still too warm tho.
>>24212711licking you
>>24212605I really need to get a skin tight suit outfit too
>>24212716Do it, you wont.
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOuc0kuKRV4
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDQDiPaaGP4I really need to take more pictures that aren't funny sticker collages, I can never attach anything good to those.
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vjx6vzwPvg
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzeEQCJ4aM
>>24212778Turn your tattoo into a QR code NOW.If you won't do it yourself post your body textures and I will photoshop it myself.
>>24212783Never :)
>>24212785What is the point of the tattoo if it looks like a QR but isn't one!!
>>24212791It's clearly to help stop AIs from training on them, so you have to ask them to strip instead of just letting grok do it.
>>24212783It's not a QR code it's a 2d barcodeSee image, lower left. It's probably the product code from an album they like :3
>>24212796Yes
>>24212797I have never seen a barcode like that in my life>>24212798Chat is this real?
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roqkaqOuNZE
>>24212701https://youtu.be/OfBLgJ8zTC8?si=204kCJffm38TJMrC
Everyone should put QR codes on their avatar that link to their favorite doujin.
Not too fond of niggers if I'm being honest
>>24212917I see them on shipping labels when I order shit online.
>>24212925what if a brit opens it and goes to jail?
>>24212933I think Australians would get sent to jail as well if it's loli, but don't quote me on that.
>>24212933>>24212934Based...
>>24212791It's a datamatrix. They're fucking ass to read apparently as I spent 10 minutes trying to read it.
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hGhl7ki3HM
>>24212917You'll start noticing it more often now that you're aware of it.
>>24212701https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Tu7YymxxY&si=aXL2tSKeT9qkvhs5
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvNhhFqNHCw
>>24212926i dindu nuffin :<
>>24212701https://youtu.be/qu1Ddc-Pc5w?si=tEE6OfgkAKVsLhtVskip the first 50 seconds
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a45bQ71NbZM I take 50 pictures a night and none of them are of me, I need to turn the camera around more often if I'm gonna threadpost
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-EWIsKurhg
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW0EjShDlTs
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwsewSMWIashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQUsp-jxDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se237UXFKlQ
>>24212990>no one throwing their head back and groaningAll women in this pic.
>>24213013>the two checking each other out on the leftNah this is just a gay bar.
>>24213014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gDiXNjhEc real audio from after they left the bathroom (no es fake)
>>24213013if god didnt want us to check out other guys cocks at the urinal he'd have installed covers for more privacy.
>>24213016I know this post is a euro without even checking the flag, because at least where I am, most of the urinals do have dividers, and I'm not even in a liberal paradise.
>>24213021I live in Texas and it kind of depends where you go whether the urinals will have dividers or not, the ones at my campus didn't have dividers.
>>24212701https://youtu.be/UYgWdvpV5wM?si=1Z-Vk6B0Dr1wmtSf
>>24212701https://youtu.be/F_QpWXecSCA?si=a4rtJV5ohL6nT_xU>>24213021>>24213032Can confirm, it really is a gamble. Seen plenty of dividers in yuroland and lack of dividers here. Although arguably much more shitters here. You can poop anywhere here. Except the street. Probably.
>>24212701https://youtu.be/w4JlBoWjsOUi ran out of weed till friday :/
>>24213131Stop doing niggerweed and start doing aryanamphetamines
get out of my way you are fucking up longcat
begone
>>24213142all addy ever did was make make my head burn and make me insanely nervous. ive done a lifetimes worth of pills already weed is enough for me :)
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obu-R8kuz3w
>>24213131You can have mine. I quit so I've got these edibles I don't need.
god work is pissing me off recently
God pissing me off at work recently
I love my job :3
I hate my job.
Giving syrupy pawjobs under the table at Dennys. :3
>>24213294What if there are no Dennys in my country
>>24213294noo dont do that syrup is sticky
>>24213294this but actually
>>24212701https://youtu.be/QZKZV26vLmkhttps://youtu.be/_U6b7WJ122ohttps://youtu.be/2EjR1ovTpBc
>>24213321You get a normal handjob with no syrup.
>>24212701https://youtu.be/8n90fFvuY88?is=TixEdFj6wEgvOGAZ
>>24212984wife (männlich)
>>24212701https://youtu.be/EhmdxgxsrL4
>>24212701https://youtu.be/VHddoS04hKw?si=XtNG2Pf4BLfWV4wX
i took an energy drink. WHY TF AM I FEELING SLEEPY
>>24213499ADHD moment.
>>24213503its not real
>>24213507Maybe you have hyperglycemia then.
>>24213512>hyperglycemiai dont have diabetes im not that fat or have bad genetics
>>24213520Probably pregnant. You can become diabetic due to pregnancy. Congratulations.
>>24213499have you tried turning your energy drink on and off again?
>>24213530already checked that, not pregnant too>>24213532where is the button for that on the ghost bottle?
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXseZSjLsw
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JnxuCDS78E
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egG7fiE89IU
its unfair Americans remain anonymous but its much easier to pinpoint us! I can't talk about wanting to be a pretty little princess anymore
>>24213762There's no shame in just saying that mask off, right?
>>24213762Just bee yourself.
>>24213762Just don't avatar post and no one will know who you are.
>>24213762youre dutch, isnt that the default
>>24213762imagine not using a vpn
>>24213606wait... mayo ass is like THAT? god DAM.
>>24212701https://youtu.be/6lDCNHJqZ84
>>24213803You know what actually true... I'm safe
>>24212701https://r-a-d.io/
>>24213991Kino?!?!
>>24213991thank you default plum ill fall to sleep to this.
>>24213991peak
>>24213991R/a/dio, what year is it...
>>24214065I think it's 2026 but don't quote me
>>24214088"I think it's 2026 but don't quote me"
>>24214093what the helly
"it's 2026" - ID: GSfXU2lr
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvo5yc0SCcw
>>24214001>>24214031>>24214032>>24214065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2YzsLqQNLo
>>24214157i love flip flap
>>24212701https://youtu.be/0j1-8vQ0IBM
anyone hosting anything tonight?
>>24214141bitch so cute, you know i wanna fuck
>>24214346I have the unfortunate feeling that the answer may be no
He's in heaven right now. Pray he comes up soon for air
>>24214257I've been rewatching every mainline (season focusing on kirito) season of SAO this year and I plan on watching it after I finish my whole rewatch and KanCollehonestly SAO has some really good emotional moments when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's dogshit
>>24214544That series lost me in S1 where Kirito pulls a "Im ackshally a super hacker" out of his ass to save his (not)daughter. Then later he's able to pull her into a completely different MMO game which was pretty bullshit. What also frustrates me is that I like the author's other work Accel World more and we never got a S2 of that show.
>>24214554whenever I watch it I just have to tell myself that the rule of cool (aka absurd bullshit) takes precedent and I should just sit back and stop giving a fuckI'll download Accel World alongside Flip Flap next now that you've mentioned it
>>24212701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QliQ0livbeQ
>>24214560I will warn you, Haruyuki is kind of a bitch in the first few episodes of Accel World but he gets better later.
>>24214859One of these days I'm gonna turn that frown into an ahegao.
>>24212701https://youtu.be/3mO9MzATrqo
>>24214884>Haruyuki is kind of a bitch in the first few episodes of Accel WorldTRUE
>>24214916Our most rakeable wife.
Mornyawn!
>>24214382I’m not a sub, but I don’t mind making out, whoever you are~ :3
>>24214916need to cuddle you until it slips in
>>24214544thats crazy i actually just started rereading sao LNs again last nighti enjoy the series a lot desu
sao is just a dogshit dime-a-dozen story and you should feel BAD if you like it
>>24215581
>>24215605that's some good emotional moment for sure
Would you?
>>24215717Would?yesCould?Not anymore...
Rei is a breddy nice base desu
>>24215910Yes!
>>24215910>>24215916Got a link? Ive never seen this base and its cute af
>>24215976https://protagonist.booth.pm/items/7622374
>>24215916wife
>>24214884I thought it was kind of mid overall but the training arc where he loses his super OP crutches or whatever and gets trained by the girl in the wheelchair was kind of kino.>>24214544>>24214554I've never been able to finish SAO. Everytime I get to the 2nd half of the second season I end up completely losing all interest in it somehow.>>24215717That seems like a completely normal amount of food for the average American?
>>24215717My stomach feels distended and I feel like I'm going to be sick all day after eating a single McDouble + fries. I don't think you could pay me enough to eat that amount of food.
>>24215581>>24215581u sure could do a whole lot worse honestly
>>24215717I can probably eat one burger, 4 nuggies, half of of the fries, a few sips of soda and then I'm full.
>>24215717Easily but my tummy won't be happy
>>24215581It's okay, I heard they're remaking .hack//SIGN, this new generation will finally learn what a good trapped-in-a-game anime is.
Is NeeDoh the new 67?I need someone under the age of 24 to explain it to me
>>24215581Honestly I'm kinda excited for the new game coming out...>>24216482I'm 23 and I've never heard of "NeeDoh"
>>24216480Oh, I misremembered. Apparently they're just making a new game in the series.Watch .hack//SIGN anyway.
