>gay sex acts in my head all the time
>>24249949heh
>do you think it was gay sex acts by epstein stuck in his head all the time?
>>24249946>Checks thread>It's schizo posting about gay sex>It's all Amerifats postingYep, it all checks out.
>>24250025>>24244881
>i am jewish>gay sex acts in my head all the timecollect 6 more and you'll have the bones of an "Ehehe situation is INSANE" 2 hour youtube video script
>no amount of negative attention is bad enough to overcome the feeling of self-importance I get just from people talking about me
>>24250071niggers
>>24250046>>24250076sorry about all the gay sex in your head
>>24250046This person (the Ehehekike) is an actual Jew who got raped by his own father as a child, BTW.
I'm gay.
>>24250090>got raped by his own father as a childwtf, really?
>>24249946Big dicks in your ears is bad for your health.
>>24249946>>gay sex acts in my head all the time
>>24249946to the tune of tove lo's- habits (stay high)GAY DICKS ON MY MIND ALL THE TIME OH OH OH OH something something i could write an entire song but i don't have thread link to me pls because it's funny
>>24250181https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24244913I don't think bulgogi was ready for that schizo trauma dump
you're all fucking losers
>>24250214perhaps, I am not troubled by persistent unwanted visions of sodomy in my brain so there's that
>>24250199this is what i got so far it's just the chorus and i'm working on the rest to make jewish references and thread references without being too offensive. It's difficult because i'm not jewishmaxxedYou're goy and I gotta stayJew pilled all the time to keep gay sex acts off my mind Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-oohMitzvah all the time to keep you off my mind Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-oohSpend my days reading the torah in solidarity forgetting you, frens, I fall back down Gotta stay kosher all my life to forget I'm missing' youOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
>>24250283revised chorusYou're goy and I gotta stayJew pilled all the time to keep gay sex acts off my mind Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-oohMitzvah all the time to keep gay sex acts off my mindOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-oohSpend my days reading the torah in solidarity forgetting old frens, I fall back down Gotta stay kosher all my life to forget epstein was a jewOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
>>24250283>>24250290record on vocaroo, please and thank you
>>24250362after i finish it i'll have sunoAi sing because i'm bad at singing I just took a break because i want to make it pretty good lyrically and i'm out of my inspiration burst for now
kill yourself you worthless faggot
>>24250362i made suno of ithttps://suno.com/s/q8YAKWefTblxWqBB2nd version https://suno.com/s/IjTT6STyC478oISY
>>24250461I'm fucking dead thank you.First one is actually kind of a bop ngl.
>>24250461AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>24250092hawt
>Mitzvah all the time to keep gay sex acts off my mind
>>24249949Early life: [redacted]
>>24250283>>24250290>>24250461I uploaded the first one to vocaroo as well just in case the original gets taken down for content violation:https://vocaroo.com/1ppwjmngA2tr
>>24250920It's pretty catchy
Please stop giving him attention, I guarantee he’s jerking off right now to the thought of being so important that people are making threads and songs about him
>>24250490Thanks :)
>>24250972its pretty funny tho desu
>>24250920>MIZTVAH ALL THE TIME TO KEEP GAY SEX ACTS OFF MY MIND>OOOH OOOH OOOH
>>24249946Salladdass
The original post and poster was properly funny bant posting XD
>>24249968Wtf I thought she was holding a pregnancy test...
>>24251022Show booty?
>>24252655That thread and the resultant fallout is basically the only funny thing on /bant/ in 2026
