ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.Non-happenings, habbenings, haqqenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting / avatarfagging et al. belong in the /nah/ thread at >>>/bant/nahPremium happenings, goldppenings, diamondppenings, rare GETs, great posts from great boards, users loved by everyone, secret meetups with mods and exclusive entries in blog.4chan.org belong in the 4chan pass-only thread at >>>/vip/happeningsPast happenings: https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/HistorySee how active 4chan boards are in real time: https://4stats.io (charts are back!)Search 4chan: https://find.4chan.orgArchives: https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/4chanSelf-serve ads: https://4ch-ads.pages.dev/Enhance your 4chan Archive Experience: https://rentry.org/FoolFuuka_UserscriptsYotsuba catalog: https://catalog.neet.tv/4chan media browsers: https://thread-puller.party/ (Images) & https://www.4webm.org (Webms / [wsg])How to access IRC and contact the mods: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1654916/#1690512Previous: >>24259842 | https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24259842/
No one replied to this last thread, but the source code for Metal Gear Solid 2 got leaked:>>>/vr/12541637
>>24275976>but the source code for Metal Gear Solid 2 got leaked:my fellow patriotsit is time
I played with my pp and it made cummies which was scary and now I'm sad ;~;
>The Session private messenger app is scheduled to shut down on July 8, 2026, unless it raises significant funding, as announced in early 2026. Thoughts?
>>24274521>>24274575>>24274756that's pretty funny then, always reminds me how many "trust me bro" oldfag stories are just lies/misrememberings.someone should probably make a list of these wives tales, i remember someone brought up fake gets and screenshots here a few years ago.
/pah/ (possibly a happening)Filenames have disappeared from webms
>>24276288it's a problem with 4chan xt
apparently the guy maintaining 4chan xt killed himself due to autism, is there a new fork?
>>24276452the guy maintaining 4chanxt moved places, to holotower, since he was a holofag.he's now doing scripts over there.
>>24276535gross
Update on the Gamestop bid for Ebay:>it is a leveraged buyout>it's for way more than Ebay is currently worth>the plan is to try and turn it into an Amazon competitorI'm amending the statement I made last thread. If this goes through, it is not a question of if it turns into a disaster, but when.
>>24276709RIP gamestop lmao
>>24275971
>>24276449According to some guy, it affects the native extension too.Anyway, here's a series of fixes for this retarded shit Hiro and Rapedape broke:>>>/g/108745775The solutions are different for vanilla 4chan, 4chanX and 4chanXT, so read the thread carefully.Adding this custom CSS to 4chanX(T) works too but doesn't fix the missing underline text added by 4chanX (see pic related) and I don't know how to fix it:/* Make titles and buttons appear on videos */.post > .file > meta,.post > .file > meta > span,.post > .file > meta > span > a{ display: unset !important; visibility: visible;}
What's a good board to post weird theories I have about things?
>>24277072/x/
>>24277072>>>/bant/nah
>>>/mlp/43215276>>>/mlp/43215430>MOOOOOOM /MLP/ IS BEING /ZOO/ AGAIN!
>>24277072here>>24277072
>>24276992Where should i add this text tho?
Deleted my previous post because I made a typo that breaks everything.>>24277122If you have 4chanX or its XT fork, there's a tab in the settings for custom CSS.If you are a vanillafag, go to settings > Enable custom CSS > then paste that code (dunno if it actually works for vanillafags, the original code was from an userscript):/* Make titles and buttons appear on videos */.post > .file > meta,.post > .file > meta > span,.post > .file > meta > span > a{display: unset !important;visibility: visible;}Alternatively, you can patch 4chanX by finding this bit of code:text: '.file > :first-child',And replacing it with:text: '.file > .fileText',If it doesn't work, replace the single quotes (') with double quotes (").There should be a single instance of .file > :first-child so a simple CTRL+F is enough to find it, but if you can't find it, it should be in line 8195 in 4chanX and in line 19923 in 4chanXT.
Some guy on /ck/ is complaining about rotisserie chicken. He says it's a dead headless bird with its asshole blown the fuck out. The thread made me laugh like a retard. /ck/thread/22004151
>>24277178nice link retard
>>24277159ty for breaking everything>>24277181
>>24277184I like that Link. Very nice art style. Is it your drawing, or someone else's?
>>24277216ty i saved it myself and im just a collector of links and various link accessories
>>24277232That's a weird thing to thank someone for, the compliment goes to the creator of the art doesn't it? Not that it's an insult towards you instead, there's no inversion going on in that relationship. I suppose it could be a compliment of your tastes? Hmm...
>>24276709How did Ebay do worse than Gamestop in the digital age?
>>24277247i uh jam ust being silly but is kind of a smallish compliment on taste :pno idea where i got it but i def prefer less polished rough/doodly (but niceeu) art stylesthey just have a lot of spirit to me
out of interest, why doesn't this thread have a proper shorthand like most other generals? people sometimes call it /hap/ but it's never in the op.is there some gay drama behind this i'm unaware of or does nobody care
>>24277269people tried and failed to force one
>>24277267they didn't>gamestop operating income(profit) in 2025: $232.1 million >ebay operating income in 2025: $2.28 billion
>>24277283and that is the first year since 2017 that they were out of the red
>>24277269Is it not /hap/?>>24276709>Amazon competitorDude, GameStop's gonna wreck ebay.
>Even if your specific site isn't completely rancid with abusive ads,4chan has AI porn ads on blue boards
>>24277329If only Google, Yandex, Microshit, and/or Faceberg were more lenient to 4chan.
>>24277288>Is it not /hap/?Always had pushback since the person/people trying to push it kept fucking with the OP and generally being annoying.It's easy enough to find here by searching for "happenings", the shorthand isn't really necessary.
>>24276709>>24277288I'm pissed as fuck. I use ebay constantly for coin and precious metals related auctions (I'm a numismatist), I can't imagine a store that's known for fucking over their customer base for tradeins is going to do the site any favors
>>24277349hiro and ape just have a skill issue
>>24277368it's probably not actually going to go anywhere, ebay would have to be genuinely fucking retarded to go through with it
/v/ experiences dread when they learn being born in 2007 might mean you're 18>>>/v/738167691
>>24277275>>24277350so gay drama, got it
>>24277389>mightit means that you're AT LEAST 182008 is the current "grey area"
>>24277389I was born in 1994. I don't think or care about my age much. It doesn't matter to me. Basically glorified numerology for retards.
no one uses /x/ anymore
>>24277389who the fuck calls them "side pixels"
>>24277454Someone that wanted to farm (You)s by saying he was born in 2007
>>24277269It's /hap/ but also its not /hap because of a 10 years old fiat where posters who haven't been here for half a decade decided unanimously to not be a generalI agree desu because de facto we aren't really a community. just a collection of hobbyists and gossipers. What's /hap/'s common culture even?But I think the *real* reason is that plain "4chan Happenings Thread" is just prettier.
Only faggot redditors use URIs for their threads.
>>24277593you could call it /4ht/ as an abbreviation but that just sounds retarded and forced, like you're trying to make a nail for your hammer
>>24277373This. Could be nice if you hold Ebay shares, though, since >>24277283, >>24277287, indicates that they're arguably undervalued. Gamestop's bid will draw attention, perhaps set off a bidding war, and drive the share price up.But yeah, I expect Ebay to try and chase this off, and even if it does go through, you've still got to get over the ever-fickle hurdle of anti-trust enforcement.
>>24276992redo 4chan with thiswerc.cat-v.orgfreebsd.orgWhat does it run on now? centos and some CMS with mysql? php? some js thing?
>>24276709https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/article/gamestops-ryan-cohen-sidesteps-questions-on-how-company-will-pay-for-ebay-deal-the-details-are-on-our-website-122615524.htmlholy shit its real LOLfake it till u make it!!when next short squeeze news from what was that thing called stock market bets?premium kek time!nothing funnier than anons profitign from the short jew
>>24276794ebay does need a better way to search things like amazon they barf out too many low price items nothing to do with the good price comparison you are looking for
>>24277349all ad money is printed by jewslike onlyfans salesare u telling me men pay for nude pics when the net has infinity? LOLclown worldflibe.comgreenarrays.comand king are only hopeworld is a race war and everyone is cheatingjew print money without producing anythingsteal all mansions girls stocks and pay off politicians to then make u poor n rob u more
>>24277373be funny if ebay was bored and just wanted to sell out thothe short ing might lead to another wall st bets short squeeze loldiamond hands! LOL
>>24278119why are youspacing outall your postslike this
>>24278124I don't know...perhaps nervous habit... I am not a fast typer.
Gentlemen, it is now Cinco de Maho
some other awesome things to reprogram 4chan in:https://gitlab.com/owl-lisp/owlpicolisp.comhappstack.comswi prolog web app serverlisp ISSR +lisp Clobber togetheror gnu clog with lisp clobber(prevalence layer)aidaweb.sihttps://github.com/yuriy-chumak/olJ language of course
>>24278138draws lightsabreI sense the dark side in you!
Hopefully it's just OP's utterly retarded opening post that looked like a group masturbation thread and Claude threads aren't now getting deleted from /v/:https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/738229161Yeah, Claude Plays Pokemon started again a couple days ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LN0pUbhZNs
The last 3 death battle threads have gotten purged.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153530015https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153532739https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153535144
>>24279145/co/ is healing.
>>24279145uh, that explains this thread>>>/co/153535900fucking shitposters
>>>/a/2879014285 de Mayo sticky.Why do burgers celebrate something that happened between Mexico and France anyway?
>>24279151And it's gone.Also it couldn't be more obvious that /dbg/ is literally just a sharty splinter, yet barely anyone wants to point this out.
>>24279172yeah. it became increasingly noticable at the start of this yearall that lingo gave it away
>>24279177>it became increasingly noticable at the start of this yearIt was obvious before if you knew the connections between /dbs/ and the sharty. The two have overlapped with each other, somehow.
>>>/co/153536149Lol, they're really trying to get on the jannies nerves.
>>24279181They stopped spamming shitjaks after just two threads and went back to making regular Generals: >>>/co/153536251
>>24279209>testtotally normal. nothing to see there
>>24279209>That general also got deletedYeah, something tells me that jannies have had enough. I do wonder what was the final nail in the coffin.
>>24279280The thread has been deleted several times on repeat before. My guess is it'll be back in a week.
i see a 1 day ban for /co/
Whining millennials wanting a message board to fit their exact needs but won't make their own 'better' site. >It's someone else's job to make me happy.
>>24275971>>>24275971Links now have the OP in them.
>>>/co/153537696LolLmao even
>>24277159thx, it worked. Sorry I didn't reply earlier.
>>24279448I have never understood this type of URL. You can search through your history for the title, so why? Is it for content filtering software?
>>24279568It's for search engine optimization, since it puts keywords directly into the URL
>>24277159>Alternatively, you can patch 4chanX by finding this bit of code:>>text: '.file > :first-child',>>And replacing it with:>>text: '.file > .fileText',Thanks.
>>24277159>Alternatively, you can patch 4chanX by finding this bit of code:>text: '.file > :first-child',>And replacing it with:>text: '.file > .fileText',Worked for me
