I have found them..It came to me! It accepted my offer and visited me in my dream. I know everything now..The place that worthless filth hides in, I've seen it!I will eradicate them.They'll be gone forever!The ones standing between us will suffer until they beg for a swift end.And then.. and then we can be together!! We can finally be happy my beloved! Their blood will be spilled for our eternal happiness...Aeris it won't be much longer! You will be mine and only mine and nothing will hinder us any longer.YOU ARE MINE AERISI love you.I love you..
Wonder what the next op should be..I could write Aeris with my own blood...
I should bake my beloved a cake.. made with my love juices..
>>24330686This is by far the creepiest OP post you have ever made...>>24330697Please... don't do that.>>24330700This one is pretty kinky.
>>24330709HIROI will cut them open and pour salt into their gushing wounds..I'm feeing very horny rn.
>>24330717JESUS H. CHRIST MORDRED, THAT'S HORRIFYING!
>>24330727How horrifying..>*screams of the damned, the sound of bones being crushed, and table saws*So.. anyway. I showed the ugly lady my dick.
>>24330746I didn't want to go to a thread like that again, but I had to see it...It's so big...
>>24330750Ah, you also enjoy looking at my large male organ.That is very homosex of you.
>>24330755Yeah... it's really big and... god that's so hot...
>>24330767Slut..My arm is starting to hurt phone holding my phone
>>24330771I know I'm a slut, I just really like big dick.
>>24330782I just coomed.. finally no more horny.I know you like big dicks.. you are auch a slaanesh worshipper..
>>24330806Wow... I guess I really do worship Slaanesh...
Today I really needed this coffe-AAAAAAH MY EYESSTOP IMAGINING THINGS YOU STUPID BRAIN
Ah hell, welcome to my feasttime to start the hedonism, yesTonight you take the lead,daddy won't stop your inhibitionsJust do what you want, do what you likeRelease those desireslet them go highershow me your exhibitionEvil? Who, Me? You think so? Let’s seePeople wanna judge—short-sighted at bestbut what do they know about me?Just look at your grudgeforget the restyou don’t feel the debauchery?If the eyes are the mirror to the soulthen I’m sold, so
>>24330812I had a good snooze
>>24330997I'm glad you were able to get a good snooze!
>>24330863REOI wanna make rice soup with chicken today. How much rice in liter can I add to 1L of eater without the rice gobbling up all the water?
>>24331012Now I'm hungy.. but still lazy and tired
>>24331023You're gonna need to get something to eat. It doesn't matter how lazy you are, you're stomach isn't gonna shut up about it.
>>24331049Not if I just snooze again
>>24331051Trust me, I've done that before and it was very hard to ignore.
>>24331015>He doesn't use the fingah techniquehttps://youtu.be/OoT8mwGAEDk
>>24331095I notice that too, haiyaa!
>>24331095
>>24331104I'm gonna go snooze now, nighty night Mordred!
>>24331128nighty fren
This nigga always here wtf
Flooding my friend DMs with neco arcs
>>24331988why tho
>>24331992they took down missavholy shitbruh
>>24332171
>>24331992Because he appreciates good art and based memes, UNLIKE YOU
>>24332200I mean.. when I see that cat and it's -1/10 art and character design.. and people love and celebrate that.. To me it's like watching pajeets shit on the street and be proud of it. Sorry but I don't see the excitement in street shitting.
>>24332191it's s tragedy where am i going to watch my asian cosplay whores on demand now?
>>24331988>>24332200>epic funny plebbit meme #3829
>>24332228I have no idea what u are talking about man
>>24332229helo pleas do not post the shit, downvote
>>24332234A good JAV pornsite got taken down. It's not that hard to understand
Nice thread, volume XVII
>>24332245just use gelbooru
>>24332273that's taken down already lol
>>24332281Uh.. no
>>24332282wasn't working last week plus that's drawing and sometimes i prefer actual women dressing as my favorite cartoon characters
>>24332289Well I can't help ya with that. I strongly believe all real women should be brutally slaughtered because they are all disgusting filth.We only need anime girl.
>>24332292It's not end of world though there's others but it was a good site also agree women are shit only good as sex toys
All porn is cuck porn when you think about it. You're sitting alone in your room jacking off to other people having sex.
>>24332333I imagine us having sex.
>>24330663> Arnold Schwarzenegger Driving by Wil Sassolmao kekaroo MORE EDITS LETS GOO>>24330697carve it into a tree!! :0 :0 >>24330700i guess dubs decides... >__> >>24330750i think he jus tlikes to scare u as a kink...i mean it is pretty cute kehe :p :3>>24330863wait what, tell me what ur imagining>>24332333are the cuck allegations tru then?
>>24332356Morning my cute gay boi
>>24332333>thinks i'm watching other people having sex
>>24332462i didnt realize how many replies i did lol whoopshaiii mordy, its faggotry friday! :D
>>24332337You can stop doing that >>24332356No>>24332478>i prefer actual women dressing as my favorite cartoon charactersYou've already explained your favorite time of cuck porn. Which cartoon girls do you like to watch get fucked by other men the most?
>>24332487most jav cosplay porn is soloyou're not wrong about the other type however
>>24332487NEVERI want to feel your soft skin rub against mine.. I want you tongue forced into my mouth and your hand choking my throat..Also, henlo fren.>>24332481For me it's just another giga drunk day. I was thinking about that whole anal stuff yesterday.. but I wouldn't evne know how to start all that back up again.
>>24332212Neco arc is not the meme, just the proxy for the creation. It's just a dumb looking cat girl committing war crimes.>>24332356With the right idea in mind any edit is possible.>What are you imaginingI already erased the images sorry.
>>24332512I'm committing war crimes in my panties.And now I'll go watch animu
>>24332517>I'm committing war crimes in my panties.that is a very switzerland sentence to say.
Also jav actresses and pornstars are usually for hire so it's not actually cucked unless you think they're totally untouchable if you tried whoever films them are though because they're inviting you to take what they have
im super out of it today and scatter brained more than normal D:>>24332487so you ....dont watch porn?>>24332495hmm, what stuff yesterday i dont remember (head is fuzzy)for me it starts the day before...well every day, but planning 12-24hrs before is important>>24332512UNDELETE UNDELETTEEE hehe
>>24332517That ass is flatter than mine, Jesus.Wasted use of panties. >>24332552I refuse to scroll up and re-imagine everything.
>>24332527Hot>>24332552I never plan, I just do. I'm impulsive.>>24332577Leo I will shave your cock with gasoline. Flat means hot. Your ass is the same size as mine and mine is hot af. The gay boys love it.
>>24332625good fucking god you're horny.i approve.
>>24332641You should cum into my panties so I can wear your warm, sticky, tasty stuff around all day~
>>24332625>Same size as mine
>>24332577issokay i wouldnt either today, my brain and body are fried from this week idk if im even gonna do faggotry friday today ugggh>>24332625i've basically changed my entire life to revolve aroudn this...im a psycho like thatand how do you shave with gasoline?? O.O>>24332641it habbens :3*wave*
>>24332652Disgusting
>>24332672I know the size of what I shoved my dick into.. and I have pics of it. My beloved friend.. you are as flat as megumin.. and so am I.>>24332691It's a dumb meme from a shitty german rap song from decades ago where some retard sings about shaving someone with gasoline as like a threat.
>>24332652damn, those are some cute panties.nice legs, too, what the hell. it'll take about 30 days for me to ship my seamen over by boat, but sure you can wear it after that.>>24332691wacky inflatable tube man time*wave wave wave*>>24332695alright alright, we heard you, go ahead and power wash your shitting street now, mr. dalit.
>>24332722Sounds like a deal to me...Make sure to keep it frozen so it stays sticky and fresh
>>24332703How do you have the face of 30 yr old man and the body of a twig twink
>>24332744he's actually got a conventionally attractive faceand it's not of a 30yo maybe mid 20's>>24332742I just came
>>24332758Nice
>>24332703oh i see the irony now :3>>24332722>wacky inflatable tube man timeyou have a bf??? im jelly*hypoer waveee*
>>24332998>you have a bf???wait what? i was making a shitty family guy joke, guess i should've chosen a different imagebut yeah, i... do. though they're busy exploring identity & whatnot so idk if you can call them a 'boy'friend or not. still, that makes me a normalfag by definition, so i guess i've been found out.pic not related, i just like it
>>24333016i wouldnt have gotten the reference anyways hehelucky for you and uhh...idk posting in this thread automatically removes any normalfag status you thought you might have had srry to break it to u>pic not related, i just like iti like it too ...never watched much of fate tb.h tho so im not sure its meaning
>>24333016>>24333052being trans or gay automatically makes you a normalfag on /bant by my definition btwI'm also straight as fuck btw
I have internet again!Spent the last hour watching Brenton Tarrant vids and playing supermarket simulator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8All thanks to tarrant chan.
>>24333016Your stupid holy swords gone? Too bad you didn't keep Clarent, huh..
Is a great movie.. I recommend it.
>>24330686SEX WITH FINLAND
>>24333052>removes any normalfag statusgod darnit, i was hoping i'd finally be able to integrate into society again, but it seems i gotta stay in the /bant/ straitjacket for a while lomgsr>not sure its meaningi've read fsn, fha, fate extra & extra CCC, most of fgo, and i still couldn't tell you exactly what it means. all i know is it's excalibur, caliburn, and maybe arondight going back to Vivian, the lady of the lake.it's just a cute image, unlike this one>>24333113>being trans or gay automatically makes you a normalfagoh thank god, i can finally leave this pl->on /bantFUCK!>>24333130welcome back, did you have fun?
>>24333161Hell yeah.. tarrant always gets me hype and I listened to some moonman. Is all I have saved. No other music or entertainment was available.
Do you guys also have this where you sit infront of your puter and just play a vidya in your head?I just spent half an hour in my mind.. just playing out a story.. I see it, I feel it.. I even physically react to it. My eyes don't really take in any information. They just look for a random corner or dart around.. Meanwhile I see this whole thing play out infront of me with several people involved. I can even feel the touches and background vibrations.
I'm basically blind for the entire duration.Sometimes I fall out of it like rn.. then my eyes refocus and see things and I have to refocus on my mind and make my eyes unsuable. Once that happens.. my body just autopilots. Sometimes I sit and listen to music, sometimes I smoke, sometimes I click random buttons on websites.. but I never know or see what I do.I'm just in my mind, in another world, playing an isekai.. I'm so far away..
And even afterward..for like 10mins.. everything is a haze. I don't remember anything I did like I'm still waking up from a dream.
I have used this weird thing of mine to create a universe of mine.. It's like 20 years old and has countless characters and every night I keep expanding it.It's a huge mash of everything I experience and like..I have characters that I live through every day that have more lore than all of One Piece.. cause every single day I write an entire manga in my head and it's all animated because I can see them move and talk and all that.. I have kept building onto this for 2 decades now.
But I have one problem.. when old characters reappear I keep forgetting their names.. I remember a hundred names but I can't quite sort em out cause the last time I used a character might have been a year ago or so..
I am normal..
This happens to me when I am 5 days awake in deliriumIt probably means you're schizoaffective or something
>>24333387
I manhandled Gemini for a bit.. this is my currently active character rn.. It's not perfect.. she shouldn't have a navel.. her shoulders shouldn't have pauldrons.. but overall it's pretty solid. She also doesn't have breasts because she doesn't have a gender.. but Gemini doesn't quite understand that. Her name is Zero.Hope u like her.>>24333408What now?>>24333356I have autism so it fits.
Now that I keep looking at it.. I never thought I'd ever see an image of Zero.. she was just in my mind...It's really weird seeing her.Even if it has flaws.. the tail should also be way longer but.. it's kinda frightening.
>>24333113i reject your reality and substitute my own>>24333161no takes backsies ur here forever now u know>all i know is it's excaliburokay so i did understand haha damn>it's just a cute image, unlike this one200$ seems a bit excessive dontcha think??>>24333330yeah...sure...me too...>>24333316time to voice to text your book now
>>24333495Grrrr..
>>24333517Finland needs to such kok
>>24333528duh
>>24333517why r u growling at me mordy?
>>24333538
>>24333545dont hold your breath for too long
I'm dumb...
me too :<very retardedand gheyand retarded
>>24333182>moonmanoh dear god i ain't heard that name in at least 6 years. the only way you can still listen to that is by having it downloaded, so y'know... i believe you.>>24333267no, i don't get that... you're incredibly rare and therefore very special!!!>>24333495>no takes backsiesi'll escape this prison. these chains can't hold me. i've done it once before, the world shall know the terror of this rambly idiot once more.>200$ seems a bit excessiveand the size doesn't?>>24333723>>24333748lol gay retards bein gay and retarded.
>>24333875
>>24333875>i'll escape this prisonyeah? and how long have you been singing that song? lolol>and the size doesn't?no kink shaming okey(yes it does, very much, owie noty)>>24333894how many of those hats do you have omg :p
>>24333898...9 fucking years now. my throat's getting a little tired, but i can keep going. every once in a while they let me out into the courtyard and it feels like real life, though!>owieYEAH, OWIE IS RIGHT! Artoria's just really practiced so she's okay.>>24333894shut up before i kiss you on the forehead and wish you goodnight
>>24333989kehe had a feeling :p ive managed to get past the courtyard before but something always calls me back :)>Artoria's just really practiced so she's okayoof too big, more power to her tho, im a bit funny and just like average sized things :3
What a great sleep.
>>24334567>ive managed to get past the courtyardwhat's your secret? how do you do it? this is critical information, and no i swear i'm not a narc>>24336758go back to bed before i add you to the list of NSF casualties
>>24336817No, I must continue gathering autistic cats.
>>24336879ok here's an autistic neco chaos instead
>>24336935My honest reaction (Me on the left)
>>24336944where did she get the cigarette?
>>24336958I gave it to her, she seemed like she needed one.
13.... thirteen fucking beers..Good lord my head hurts..
My hangover has a hangover
Oh no. Juju has a nekoarc folder
Oh no. My fag lord dad has returned.
I never knew you
>>24337156Bruh I hate dalits they make me look worse than I amI mean idc about the lies because nobody will do anything but it's annoying
You came inside of me.
>>24337238What?
That's nasty.
>>24337256I WANT SEXWITH MENand lolis
>>24337253what i do is an art mordy and if it gets messed up it's no longer art it's a disaster
>>24337268The latter part is based and mood
>>24337278Disaster artist! >>24337286Is mood a new slang word?
>>24337297How do you not know mood and you're younger?
>>24337309What?
>>24337221https://files.catbox.moe/asybta.mp4
>>24337326AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm shitting up bant again, hehehehe
I WANT TO PLAP THE LOLI
My thread is like my homebase from where I start attacks on all of bant.While stroking my dick.
My eyes are burning..
>>24337350
I tongue Aeris' anus
This stupid cat is making my brain smooth by the hour. Help.https://files.catbox.moe/53fs5m.mp4
>>24337863Have you considered not watching that shit on loop? You fucking crackhead
>>24337868I'm not, I just found that one and the song is nice. It's just the sheer amount of cursed neco arcs I went through, I have reached twitter posts from February 24'.
>>24337893I've got a teto webm that I like listening to on repeat.
>>24337506I attack everyone else lol>>24337297i mean nyah because it made everyone involved hate themselves but not really me because i have everyone filtered until they start biting the bait and coping
>>24338073Attacking people at random can be lots of fun.
>>24336758you ever sleep so well and wake up so cozy rested that you need loud wubby music like immediately?yeah thats todayfeels good man>>24336817uhhh, real life happened and it was nice for a while but then it wasnt great, then it was less than great, then it was very VERY sad for a whilethen i remembered where my kind were and i came back>>24337556ur not supposed to get cum in ur eyes mordy
>>24338856I didn't coom in my face! Haven't done that in a long time.
>>24338865why are they burning then?
>>24338905tired.. and I drank like 13 beers yesterday
>>24338916its only 6pm tho and thats a lot of beerudo anything fun today?
>>24338916eat some pickles it cures it
>>24338923Well I did that yesterday, duh. I'm on my 3rd beer rn, playing total war. Am Shitting on stupid nigger goblins.>>24338950That looks awesome
>>24338950mordred LOVES pickles....and pickle stew >>24338972GET EMMMMim just listening to music and having coffeegotta clean my messy ass place today ugh
My cat that never goes outside somehow managed to snatch a bird through a tiny crack in my window and rip it apart in my room.
>>24338995Get fugged, heheheheheHope you enjoy dead bird smell. >>24338979I never clean on weekends. That's for days that already suck ass.
>>24338995wtf let ur kittty outside he's got murder on the mind and wants to show you how skilled he is>>24339003there is a smell from the kitchen though....and its been getting worsemy mental state is spiralling because of the dissaray so i gotta do itif my home is disorganized so is my mind @__@
>>24339003It doesn't really have a smell but there were feathers fucking everywhere. >>24339009He'll get eaten by one of the massive owls or bald eagles if I let him out.
>>24339016overprotective fathers are teh WORST...when i lived in san diego i was near a pretty busy street but still let kitty out....couldnt just keep her cooped up, woudla felt so bad :(she was not the murdering type though
>>24339016Meow rules the your house. You need to give her more attention or else u get birds.>>24339009Hm.. never had that before. I sometimes go get these itches to get up and clean shit.. then I do and create a new mess
>>24339050If you want your cat to live it should stay inside. Hes never been outside so he doesn't know hes missing anything. All cats are the murdering type. >>24339074He gets more attention from me than anyone else in my life. The only way he could get more attention is if hes physically attached to me at all times.
>>24338856>then it was very VERY sad for a whilereal life tends to go that way... pretty similar experience here, honestly.welcome back though, i guess!>>24338916WAKE UP>>24339016you'll be cleaning feathers from randomspots in your home for months now. good luck and god bless
>>24339295WHAT DO U WANT>>24339091Turn him into a stylish scarf. then you can wear hima t all times and feed him (You)s
>>24339312ok bye, you can go back to sleep now
>>24339074my mental state is super sensitive and when things are visually in disarray, so am i..like i cant focus, type quite right, formulate coherant thoughts....i mena worse than the normal retardationjust how it is /shruggg>>24339091shhe lived a good life and was more caerful than you would think, then we moved to the woods and uhhh well she enjoyed her life :)>>24339295yeah, its like that hehe...been back for a while nowe but bant is still under a year atm :p
>>24339595MAKE ME FAGGOT>>24339596Meanwhile I stack 100 beer cans onto my table till I can't move my mouse anymore.
Can you love me too?
>>24339295Think I've gotten all the feathers already. He didn't even eat the bird he just killed it for fun. >>24339312He can't be turned into a scarf hes the last surviving member of his clan. >>24339596How did they die? The last cat I let outside got eaten.
>>24339604my brain is twitching at the thought of that...like the voices would eat me alive>>24339632i assume the same sadly, i was living in a cabin in the woods at the time while caretaking a propertyshe was already used to being outdoors so i couldnt keep her in my tiny little cabinjust the natural cycle of things, i do miss her and its been years...so i do think i'll be getting one soon :3
I DONT WANT TO CLEAN ANYMORE THIS FUCKING SUCKS
>>24339632As a living scarf, u dumbo.. let him sleep on your neck.>>24339756Become me then. It's easy.
Choose my caturday night sipping companion.
>>24339791how am i ever gonna be a housewife if i cant cleanplus it smells and i dont do stinky...my nose is too sensitive>>24339795how hungover do you want to be?oh wait...they're all whiskey (except maybe the korean one?)
>>24339814I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
>>24339861miku wants to know whyme toowe both do
>>24339865I've gotta fight this fucking battle against 4 vamp armies again cause the game shit the bed in the loading screen after I won
>>24339604I'm gonna steal your front door if you don't comply. You have 29 days until my seamen finish crossing the Atlantic and begin undoing your hinges.>>24339632Did you check under the couch cushions?>He didn't even eat the birdYeah I've heard that cats do this, but I never understood why. Is it some natural way to keep their nails trimmed? Maybe a hunting instinct? I know that's why my dog barks at visitors until they're herded into the living room and sitting on the couch.
>>24339885what a fucking queen lmao
>>24339989It's done.. I fought it again and won.. and Katarin hard carried.>>24339888Sounds kinda hot..
>>24339728Yeah... My cats not going to get eaten because its " the natural cycle of things". Keep your cat inside if you love it. >>24339791He already crawls all over me at all times. He was just trying to make sure I have something to eat so he left me a bird.>>24339795Jameson>>24339888Well it was in my bedroom so no couch cushions to check. >Yeah I've heard that cats do this, but I never understood why.I think its because they think they're hunting for their family. He probably expects me to eat the bird or something.
>>24340007i would never keep them in a prison like that, its just cruel to me to keep them locked up for the entirety of their lifemy other family cat has been an outdoor kitty her whole life and even light colored (calico) and she's doing fine, i think she's like 13 or somethingshe's a real set of murder mittens>story timei saw these two blue jays fucking with her thinking that they were all that, cawing and swooping in on herabout an hour later they were both dead in the yardlmao get rekt>Jamesonwould pick the same thing but the fucking hangovers are insane>>24339993well done!! miku aplauds you (and she's kinda giggling idk why though)
>package now arriving tomorrowNOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHyeh im using mordy's love thread to blog
>>24340037I'm gonna suck your tiny pp. As punishment, you will make the next thread. Make it tsundere.
>>24340025Whats cruel is letting them murder everything in the area they can get their claws in and dying 10 years earlier in a gruesome way. My last cat had all of its limbs pulled off by an owl while getting eaten alive. Indoor cats live longer and they don't know what they're missing if they've never been outside.
>>24339993>Sounds kinda hotYou really think a bunch of buff sailors, tired and agitated after a long, hard month spent cooped up on a ship with nothing but other muscly men with oil-tinted fingers stealing your door is hot?...Actually when it's put that way I can see it.>>24340007Well... I'm not gonna say don't let it go to waste, but y'know... he did manage a pretty impressive feat for being a house cat.By the way, what's it like cleaning a litter box? I've never asked a cat owner that before and for some reason it just popped in my head.>>24340037What's in the package?>>24340052>what's cruel is...This is absolute proof Jesus died in vain and legally changed his middle name to "Fucking," oh my goodness. That poor cat.
https://youtu.be/_kMfKuXoX-U?si=wyDKCZt3Xb91wC9Zhighways of love
This modern love story.
>>24340115I really don't understand how he managed to grab a bird through maybe 3 inches of open window. >what's it like cleaning a litter box? Its like shoveling poop and pee out of a sandbox. Its really disgusting and I hate doing it. >That poor cat.Luckily the buzzards led me to the kill site or else I would have never known what happened to him. I buried the parts of him I could find (4 legs and a tail) and put a big rock on top of it.
>>24340043but im not in love with aeirs >__> i swearhe keeps his kitty locked in a cage foreverhow could anyone love a monster like that(but okey i will hehe)>>24340052i see your point somewhat but i just cant do it, gotta be free and let them be cute little murderers who leave their prizes on the door step ^__^ pretty sure kitty can look out the window and wonder what he's missingmost of my life has been lived in the woodland areas and cats help keep the rodent population at a minimum too>>24340115>What's in the package?some new speakers, im treating myself a littlenothing crazy>>24340137>faggotry is the new modern lovei cant really disagree and HAI GON :D>>24340161VERY FAST KITTY
>>24340168I don't want to hear it
crackin'
>>24340214aweeh papa aeirs plz dont be offended i think ur a great dad, plenty of indoor kittys have a great life and you care greatly for him is allwe just have a difference in how we do things and thats ogey <3whats he doing rn? :0 i assume sitting on ur lap like always? hehe
how many times can i say great in one sentance -__- gawl im retarded
>>24340115I've got a feeling you are horrendously gay, my friend.. >>24340168Right, I should have figured you are too soft to make a thread. Guess I will.
>>24340252i said i woullllldddd lololeven said that at the end of the last thread i think it would be funny.....funnier if aeirs did but ya know
>>24340252Chaos friend :)
>>24340161You should get your cat checked out, he may actually be Stretch Catstrong in disguise... But jokes aside, maybe his claws were sharp enough to hook the bird and pull it in?>Its like shoveling poop and peeYeah okay, I don't know why I expected anything else.>put a big rock on top of itThat's really sweet. Bittersweet of course, but you did your best to give him a good burial, that's more than others would do.>>24340168>speakersAw hell yeah. Nothing quite like a good sound system. Are they car speakers? Computer?>>24340252I'm not denying it, I'm sure there are at least 1 or 2 people still around who were there when I got drunk and posted my legs. 'Tis an r/banter tradition to be homo as hell>>24340220krockin
>>24340288Aren't you the fag who kept erping with n*rmie
>>24340252even funnier now that he's mad at me :3(im jk aeris)my haircut appt is in 2hrs (almost exactly) so if im not around thats why>>24340288they are >Edifier R1280DBs bookshelf speaakersgoing to see if i can use my current sub with it or just how they sound without itprobably need a sub(woofer)lol
>>24340260Oh, I guess I missed that part. Glad I don't have to make a thread for once, heh.>>24340261I'm not playing chaos rn, I'm playing Kislev.>>24340288Show legies!>>24340333Why he mad? I'm not reading convos rn, am playing vidya.
>>24340168elo!
>>24340288Scylla w
>>24340288I'm thinking maybe the bird landed right on the window. Can't imagine he caught it while it was mid flight. >Yeah okay, I don't know why I expected anything else.Its less work than walking a dog 90% of the time. Actually cleaning the litterbox is much worse than walking a dog. >That's really sweet. Bittersweet of course, but you did your best to give him a good burial, that's more than others would do.Some mexicans that were cutting the grass moved my rock and now I don't know exactly where he is. I know the general location at least. >>24340328Grim if true
>>24340363We should cuddle
>>24340328Nah. I never ERP'd with Normie, all I did was nostalgiafag. Before I tripfagged I was in a few of his gun garage threads, but that's it.Which, in hindsight, is about as convincing as saying "I never did hard drugs, I just smoked crack once or twice."I believe you're thinking of Kure/Gayfag/Chen. He did... a lot of that shit.I have the very unfortunate title of being one of the people Korbo masturbated to.>>24340333Oh whoa okay. I'm really bad at reading the specific statistics here but man, seems like you got it all figured out.What led you to choosing these speakers?>>24340338>Show legiesUrgh... Fine... enough people have masturbated to me already, I guess.>>24340363>landed on the windowThat was gonna be my other theory. It's more likely than your cat reaching out and hooking it with a claw, at least in hindsight.>less working than walking a dog>much worse than walking a dogI'd imagine so. You have all that stuff built up over time, whereas walking a dog only gives you maybe 1-3 shits to pick up at a time.Walking a dog in the summer is much worse than in the winter though, I'll admit that.>moved my rockNOOOOOOOOOO
>>24340237All that repetition is kinda grating
>>24340379i need 20
>>24340397Nicu. Here, have my halloween legies>>24340410dicks in your ass
>>24340379We shouldn't cuddle >>24340397>That was gonna be my other theory. It's more likely than your cat reaching out and hooking it with a claw, at least in hindsight.I guess I'll never really know how it happened since I wasn't around when he made his kill. >You have all that stuff built up over time, whereas walking a dog only gives you maybe 1-3 shits to pick up at a time.I’d get one of those automatic litter boxes again, but the last one I had kept smearing poop all over the inside instead of dumping it into the little bag like it was supposed to. Keeping it simple seems to work best, even if it’s gross.>legsMy gaydar is never wrong. I knew you were a sissy bottom. You have a gay textface.
>>24340457
>>24340470Use Hiro, Sam, or Ears instead. You’ve got plenty of other cuddle options, you’ll survive without me just fine.
>>24340480NOOO I LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL BE MINE I ONLY WANT YOU AND YOUR BODY
>>24340420But my dick would probably be up youit's pretty straight and bigI was told by a fat girl i was the only dude she could ride ontop of felt nice hearing that>>24340457you're a versatile bi but would make nice femboy for mordecai he's got a big dick seriously >>24340482he's intimidated by your girth
aeirsss im sorrrrrrrr >>24340338you might regret this>>24340346>HYPERACTIVE AUSTISTIC INTENSE WAVING BEGINS>>24340397no not really, they were talking about them on /g/ and i just decided to get a pair because one of my speakers is cutting out and i must have my wubsand its time for an upgrade haha>leggiescuuuttee smol leggies <3>>24340403CARLOSit was a bit of a panic posti didnt mean to upset him...the austist in me was 'just talking' but didnt realize what it might have come out sounding like;____; >>24340480wha whaa >___>he loves u tho, why cant you just accept that??
>>24340490why would you say that?avoid triggering my autism, it will lead to nasty things>>24340487I'd love nothing more, heh
>>24340482You’ll live, I promise. Go redirect all that energy toward Hiro, Sam, or Ears before you start writing wedding vows.>>24340487I don't care about the size oof his dick You're blowing bubbles on it >>24340490Why do I have to accept that?
>>24340531Hiro is taken, Sam rarely chats with me. Ears is a shy bottom who has no interest in me.
>>24340522Getr nasty with lewd~
>>24340522srry not trying to, honest...never been a baker before and im retarded af>>24340531i suppose u dont have to lol>>24340547cute ears desu
>>24340420>Halloween legiesAesthetically speaking, these are some downright porcelain legs. I'm a sucker for cutesy Halloween things, plus the black/purple/orange color schemes, so damn, very nice.Freely speaking, you have a nice butt.>>24340457>I wasn't aroundI guess it's time to put a camera in your room then.>Automatic litter boxE-ew... ewwww. That's both hilarious and kinda mortifying. I'd rather do things manually too if the automatic alternative is at risk of that.>gaydar(,,>﹏<,,)...What gave it away? I have a very "stream of consciousness" style of typing, so I'm not sure what mannerisms I have that'd be so obvious.>>24340487>fat girlThat's an amazing compliment for how candid it is, damn. Props to her, was she a smooth talker or was that a one time thing?>>24340490>i must have my wubsthe wubs CANNOT be forsaken. EDM is best enjoyed with either MDMA or great speakers, preferably both.God I miss going to raves. Should do that again...>legs...uh, thanks Ears... I appreciate you feeding my attention whoring.
>>24340397>tfw
>>24340522mordy i cant bakegot an on-call call for work and i have to leave my my hair appt right after i get this handled :(srry friendu
>>24340590Thanks.. I like hearing nice words from friends. Am glad you like my legies..>>24340627is fine
>>24340538Sorry >>24340590Paranormal Meowtivity might catch something funny desu. >I'd rather do things manually too if the automatic alternative is at risk of that.Cleaning it wasn't easy either.. >...What gave it away? I have a very "stream of consciousness" style of typing, so I'm not sure what mannerisms I have that'd be so obvious.The more somebody types like they’re live broadcasting every thought directly from their brain with zero filtering, the stronger the “gay” aura becomes. It’s hard to explain but the signs are there. I guess you could say its more like a feeling somebody gives off.
>>24340601Is that a fucking Kick Buttowski character? Anon... I'm not sure if I should kick you or kiss you.>>24340736>friendsOh... um, that's weirdly high praise to me,especially since I just kinda barged in here like 2 days ago. Thank you.>>24340777TRIPS!!!!!>paranormal meowtivityThat sort of thing is far more interesting with cats than dogs, I'd say. Cats wander around and do things. They get up to mischief, those ornery lil creatures.Damnit, now I want a cat.>Cleaning it wasn't easyI'd bet not! Even when it's functioning you still have to replace the bags.Please tell me it didn't function without a bag there...>its more like a feeling somebody gives offNaruhodo, naruhodo. I guess I still need to refine my speech if I want to conceal it fully.Thanks for submitting your feedback, I'll be sure to put it to good use.
>>24340838people who are nice to me and chat with me are my frens.
>>24340957>>24340957>>24340957Apparently that one tab remembered a nametag I used for a meme thread but like.. whatever I guess
Last>>24340838You can get one for like 50 dollars from a cat rescue or shelter, already neutered and with all its shots. I got mine from one when he was still a smol kitten. >Please tell me it didn't function without a bag there...It had no way of knowing it had a bad in it or not.>I still need to refine my speech if I want to conceal it fully.Why conceal it? A lot of people on bant are huge homos anyways + the cats already out of the bag.
>>24340983I LOVE YOU AERIS
