Forgive me for my actions..I was not myself..I didn't know what drove me to be mean to you..Forgive me.I still love you.I love you.I love you.
I cut some spicy peppers for the pasta and forgot to wash my hands before taking a piss.I am now the proud owner of a fire crotch.>>24381641I've seen worse, heck.
>>24381660My fren once ate habaneros and forgot to waash his hands.. he said he stood in the shower for half an hour.. his dick was unhappy
>>24381654look at this gas lighting asshole being abusive than trying to lure the victim back with lies. even how they type you can tell they are mentally unhinged. nah fuck off stay away from this Aeris you freak.
>>24381685
>>24381668lmao I can imagine.I'm thankfully already good to go, it was just mild spicy peppers.Brother had that happen to him though, said he sat for almost an hour on the bidet splashing his nuts with freezing water.
>>24381726hahahaha.. ah... boys and spicy things don't mix. We are too stupid to handle that shit.
>>24381727I just forgor the basic, needed a reminder it seems. I have crafted countless spicy products in the last 4 years, from spicy honey to pickles and all kind of sauces, plus growing my own and trying to selectively grow certain breeds. I mixed this shit with my soul.
>>24381736I never rly made anything spicy.. I just refill my chiu chow with oil sometimes.
>>24381745You lack passion my dear, which is something none other than you can fix.
>>24381763Well my fav thing to do is play vidya. I don't really love cooking like u do. I enjoy making yummy food but that's about it.
I can't believe Shane died of ligma.>inb4 posts my face for the nth time>>24381768I meant passion in general rather than cuisine specific.
>>24381794u are too angry too often>>24381811yeah well.. I like comfy stuff.. I don't like trying to be passionate about things
Having done a lot of different things doesn't inherently mean you were good at them.>>24381817Less warehouse worker and more actual logistics right now.I prepare orders for customers, set up pallets, make sure the system got everything right and that production didn't fuck up labels, load the trucks, if it's a slow day I help out production, and twice a week I also deliver stuff myself to the closest/smaller family butcheries.>>24381832Why not? Passion is important.
>>24381846Doesn't sound like you were good since you're not doing any of those things anymore.I'm not struggling.
Technically I could do that, just it wouldn't be optimal. As I said I'm not struggling.If that's what you like to tell yourself kekWhatever makes you sleep at night, Shane.
>>24381870Proof?
Why don't you just send Mordred some money to help with his bills then, since you like to boast about how charitable you are.>Risk assessmentWhat good is my help if by helping someone I risk sinking my own boat. This isn't about money at all.You can keep on virtue signaling from your high horse made out of papier-mache all you want, sadly it won't ever make you any less miserable.
Your boat probably sank long ago.You can't even fish on your own.
You're the one that gets pissy anytime someone even dares to say they're better than you.I admit to my failures any day.
I didn't make a thread so u guys can fight
>TeachingYou can stroke your ego only so much, I don't think it can go any higher than this, you already burst the ceiling.You ask that as if I kept a notebook about them.Still, as of recent:Failed in growing the spicy pepper plants like I imagined, planned it out all over again and got it to work.Almost failed in reconnecting with two of my exes during the past 6 months, took some time thinking and self-reflection but it all worked out in the end.I think that's it for these past 6 months timespan.>>24381910That's too bad.I jest, I jest.
Well, I wanted to do it, it felt like the right thing to do as well, and I helped myself in the process which is the most important part.You go on trying to play God and pretending you're better than everybody else, I'm sure it's been working out great so far.As I said earlier,Whatever makes you sleep at night.
That's one way to clean up my thread.
Wait a minute, the jannies are based?
BRAP clean it up janny
>>24382241*You're
>>24382246>still gonna be homeless cry again loser
i need to drink or i will bully all you fucking losers to suicide
Ohayouuu...>>24381383I think what I really meant to say was "Holy fuck I need to stop posting after taking my night meds.">>24382191I wonder if the Belgian regrets making the innocent purple pickle who violates no rules.
all pathetic don't understand how you haven't kyspathetic untermensch
made yummy chicken
>>24382328should look for a house
>>24382328What kind?
>>24382340the bird kindI rubbed it in hot sauce, covered it in greens and baked it in the oven in an aluminum foil house so it sorta got steamed
>IMMA BE HOMELESS AND SLEEP ON A BENCH I MIGHT HAVE TO SUCK BBCLOL when you do im going to laugh at you with everyone else
>>24382347>the bird kindpic related>hot sauce, greens, bakedOh that sounds good actually, I might have to try that. Was it a specific kind of hot sauce or does anything work?>>24382355Mutt's Law once again proves true
Man I'm dead.lmao>>24382302The ceiling can't be that boring to look at while trying to sleep, right?
>>24382382I used samyang buldak hot sauce. The black bottle. I used napa cabbage as a bed for the chicken and put broccoli ontop. And I gave it lots of msg.
>>24382403>deadwhat killed you this time? fall damage?>ceilingThe drywall is cooler actually, it has like patterns or something.>>24382408Noted noted... added to my grocery list for tomorrow. Thanks for the new bad ideas I'll inevitably try with this.
Nice thread, volume XXVI'll be mad for real about this >>24382441
>>24382434I do that steaming thing rather often.. I learned that from gordon ramsay. That's how he makes whole fish in the oven.
https://youtu.be/NurYdHcnf2E>>24382434Game being too good is killing my sides, a shame I put it on hold almost a year ago just to focus on gacha. Complimentary OST included for you up there. >That Johnny Bravo picI just died again.https://youtu.be/KF8v0RGB83sOh yeah the popcorn patterns, I tripped out too many times on those.>>24382443Sorry b0ss, we'll try to do better next time.
>Mordred mentioning Gordon RamseyI will not post that screenshot again. I will not post that screenshot again.I will not post that screenshot again. I will not post that screenshot again.I will not post that screenshot again. I will not post that screenshot again.I will not post that screenshot again. I will not post that screenshot again.
>when u wipe dat butt and the finger breaks through the toiler paper
>>24382510Pain peko
>>24382510I have awoken! How are you doing Mordred?
>>24382612I'm fine, plaiyng vidya.Images don't load on 4chan anymore..
>>24382626Good, I'm glad you're doing fine. The 4chan images not loading for you sucks though...
>>24382643Yeah.. this is really fucking annoying.
I'm getting drunk again
>>24382647>>24382651Jesus Christ, that really is annoying.Alright Mordred, just remember that we'll be there for you if you're feeling blue.
>>24382660I'm so gonna throw a tantrum again
>>24382382it's not mutts law it's 2 things he fears>>24382668You gunna be homeless boy better get those lips glossed
>>24382668>Hugs the MordredPlease Mordred, take good care of yourself. Words cannot describe how much I care about you.
>>24382805
hwy mordred you gonna suck my dick for a klondike bar
>>24382443janny cleaned up some posts and opened up a few images but sure i'll go post a few images over there i guess.>>24382446i meant the buldak hot sauce, but that's my fault for not clarifying. i'd considered mentioning it and then went "eh, no need.">>24382481>OSTIt has a nice mix of film noir and wild west motifs. Very interesting. How is the game anyway? Taking a cursory look, it seems like something I'd enjoy.i forgot about that johnny bravo video, good lord what a post. We used to have a Johnnyposter here, some days I wonder where he is.>>243828054iq ID also good morning to you.>>24382668Don't you dare throw a tantrum again. I'll be forced to sigh quietly and lurk if you do.
when you're starving and thinking of stealing think about it lollmao
>>24382788is the BBC in the room with us right now?
haiii good morningi fell on my face today in front of bunch of people while trying to walk up stairs with coffee in my hand¯\_(ツ)_/¯>24 deleted postswonder what he did :p>>24382612awoookin :p*waves*>>24382647shift + w its 'werk tyme' feature
>>24382898yea it's mine as i am the owner of 1) bbc
>>24382906americans could never
>>24382905Yeah I figured that out already.>>24382862Why lurk? is awesome when I throw tanti
>>24382951G is galleryshift F is fappy tymeshift T is to threadify repliesuhhhhi wish in gallery mode there was a shortcut key to download the image ur onanyways hai and gm (afternoon)
>>24382964I know a few shortcuts but what you said is wrong.
>>24382989okay it just F not shift Fbut the rest is correct <__<
>>24383000teehee
>>24382862I love this kind of music, that groovy vibe you could slice the air with, but at the same time flow with the wind.https://youtu.be/geQhMmSbK2kI like it a lot, it's basically a VN with some turn based combat parts and warioware minigames.As for the story, take my words with a pinch of salt, but best I can say is that it's some FLCL/Gintama kind of tomfoolery, at the same time the characters are pretty good too.>I wonder where he isI'm gonna say he got kidnapped by clown girls just for fun.>>24382905Morning Ears
>>24383023<__>>>24383031*wave wave wave*haaaihows ur day
>>24382862Thank you very muchAs always... the culprits are some folks whose name start with "J">>24382481I'm sure about that
Also, the other day I found an spoider right after getting out of my houseCan anyone tell what species it is?
>>24383115you squished it I hope, right?
>>24383115>175x135uhhhh
>>24383123It's actually a screenshot of a video, I don't have anything better>>24383120No, I just let it be
>>24383132>No, I just let it bejust because spiders breath, doesn't mean they should
>>24383142But I like them
>>24383132google thinks its a wolf spider, how big was it?
>>24383086So far so good. Woke up early, sorted out some stuff, made lunch, fucked around the whole afternoon and now we're just chilling.>>24383103I'm not lole
>>24383156god sent me here because total spider death is part of his plan
>>24383086I kek'd when I remembered you actually played vidya with me while I was giga wasted
>>24383166sounsds like a great day to me, what was fer lunch?in the US we have tomorrow off as a holiday so i've had 2 saturdays :D>>24383175ur so sweet on VC especially to my poor little retarded self :3cute accent too
>>24383163Around 5 cm, I think. It makes sense, but... Looks like it still have time to grow a little more, lmao>>24383166Of course, we know. We trust you>>24383169But... there's still have to be a rain of spiders over Israel
>>24383195now I wanna hear his accent
>>24383195I have no idea what I sound like while wasted.. but I remember we didn't get shit done..
>>24383197ohhh thats a liddle guy still but outdoors with that coloring kinda makes senseat least what i can tell from from the tiny photo made for ants>>24383198silly cute and german>>24383202pretty germanthat was only half my fault ....or more, actually more
>>24383223Watching you assemble a puter to play a game and then struggle with shitty headphones was quite something
in other news, gosh my glutes are really sore today O__Othink im gonna make them more sore....which is unusual for me but fuck it i guessgetting ready for oribal launch i suppose>>24383243and then struggling with the strange ass controls too, dont forget that partbut i didnt wanna damage my mobo by pushing on the flappy part for PCIE, and the bluetooth dongle i have is apparently trash...the airpods are fineand i might have ordered a corded headset <___>
>>24383223I think we can confirm that it is a wolf spider, it just fit>Miku wearing the ooarai uniformAm I in heaven?
>>24383269Hah, cute. Well we can play vidya again if u wanna. Hopefully less wasted on my end.
>>24383275dont hate me but its a gen from /adt/they have such good gens there its hard not to save and repost :3>>>/g/108889864>>24383277uhhh we'll see if i finish my.....therapy session.... and when it gets herehasnt arrived yet but supposedly should today?btw saw u started hiding threads :D
>>24383303Well, u tell me if or when u wanna play vidya. I'm bored most of the day.. I hide the trash, yeah
>>24383195Made some pasta with leftover spicy/bell peppers that were about to go bad and just a salad after that.Naisu, make sure to enjoy yourself with the extra free time.>Getting ready for orbital launch I supposeGonna see a reversed shooting star tonight, truly an experience I can't miss. >>24383197What did he mean by this...
Hey, hey you. Yeah you, the one reading this.Fuck you! Lol!>>24382951I want to see the blast not get caught in it.>>24383031>musicYeah, it's always nice whenever music has a nice groove to it. Me, I'm a sucker for combined motifs and genre fusion, so that's what stuck out to me.>VN with some turn based combat parts and warioware minigamesThat sounds incredibly fun wtf. Next time I get paid I'll pick it up. Thank you!>kidnapped by clownsI'm gonna say kidnapped by clown girls (male) for teh lulz.>>24383103You're welcome, I just kinda picked random images from my vault with no rhyme or reason.
>>24383342I'm gonna impregnate your tiny boihole
>>24383352Not if I plug it first, gay boy.
>>24383356I'm gonna ram my dick against your buttplug and force it deep inside you to fuck you. Enjoy the hospital visit with all that cum in your ass
>>24383367I'm gonna go hide inside your walls instead.
>>24383383Enjoy being ground to meat pulp so u can fit into the bricks
>>24383385>tfw ywnb mordred's fleshy onaholewhy live?
>>24383323idk when its supposed to get here but hopefully soonish? idk tho>>24383323italian making pasta...im so surprised <__>(lol)sounds verry tastyidk what im gonna do, probably nothing, or clean, ofc shitpost and relaxmaybe gayme with mordy some>>24383342promises promises....
>>24383423You can. You just have to cheat on your bf.>>24383428Damn u suck at tagging
>>24383423>implying WHOREDRED wouldnt rail the shit out of you>>24383438tagging?? wtf is that
>>24383367now your horny is out of control...
>>24383428>promisesIt looks & sounds like a fun game, why wouldn't I? I've been needing something new that isn't Ar Tonelico 3 anyway.Unless you meant something else that just went over my head.>>24383438I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf >>24383454SHUT UP
>>24383454take a guess, tard kun>>24383466Never>>24383478But I've got a flat butt in panties and pantyhose and an enormous cock
>>24383478>Unless you meant something else that just went over my head.there was mention of fucking?>I will not NTR my bf I will not NTR my bf sounds like someone is getting added to the harem >>24383481do you mean tracking?? like package tracking?
>>24383508No, a tag, like >>24383508 this, tagging
>>24383515oh i see that i misquoted jules :x but uhhhhh do you believe me yet?>>24383331looks like i misquoted here >>24383428italian making pasta...im so surprised <__>(lol)sounds verry tastyidk what im gonna do, probably nothing, or clean, ofc shitpost and relaxmaybe gayme with mordy some
>>24383303I could tell it was a gen due to the artstyle. However, it's a neat gen>>24383331Nothing at all, or nothing out of the usual>>24383342Well done
>>24383526Believe you with what?
>>24383560niceuu yah, i try not to do too many gens but they are so good in that threadi miss saya anon, he dissapearedhe always made my favorite crazy psychotic nightmare fuel oneshe even made me some at one point :3>>24383565>Believe you with what?>IM RETARDED>IM RETARDED>IM RETARDED>IM RETARDED>IM RETARDED>AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24383578what?
Am wasted again.. but this time not in skirt like in this pic of me..
>>24383610>>24383693<__________>dingus
>>24383695u could have at least complimented my skirt
>>24383696mines r cuter >__<but i was def impressed with the position you passed out in
>>24383481...Um. Well, I guess you are well endowed. Maybe... once or twice couldn't hurt. Just to see.>>24383508>mention of fuckingOh! No sorry, I stopped giving out those vouchers two weeks ago.>sounds like someone is getting added to the haremZIP IT. I am not. I refuse! I... ok maybe somewhat. Just a little.>>24383578That picture's familiar... I approve
>>24383715Pff.. never.. ur skirts are just slutty.>>24383747I also wear cute wigs like in the oic I just posted!
Cheating on your boyfriend for some faggot on the internet is wild.
>>24383747sad :(>but mordyi guess ....but u might have to fight hiroa little gay boy slapping contest sounds funnand uh...mordy doesnt know what 'a little' is>familiar imageits one of my fav>>24383762>cute wigsmine r cuter
>>24383812Well okay..
>>24383693cute, and your ex didn't rape you when he found you like this?
>>24383747>from my white girl wasted playlistits brittany bitttchhhhhhhttps://soundcloud.com/stephen-kubilus/britney-spears-toxic-levity>>24383828-___-fite me
>>24383762Hm... Yeah y'know, that's pretty cute if you ignore the "passed out drunk" part!>>24383788Listen man I had to teach him how to give a fucking love bite, my patience ran out a while ago.>>24383812>sadEars you and I both know you wouldn't be using it anyway.>fight hiroNahhh I'm not about to fight anyone over this, especially not Hiro, gomen gomen. You and I have different ideas of fun, that's for sure.
>>24383902No, I don't wanna. You are mean.>>24383926But I a cute!
>>24383926>Listen man I had to teach him how to give a fucking love bite, my patience ran out a while ago.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmm>Ears you and I both know you wouldn't be using it anyway.i wouldnt??>>24383926>>24383932im just fiesty today =__=
>>24383926At least have the decency to break up with him first. Disgusting.
>>24383958Why are you so mean to me..
>>24383932>*pat pat*Yes, yes you are.>>24383958What are you hmmm'ing about?>i wouldnt??I dunno, maybe you would, but that's a little irrelevant now isn't it?>>24383997Hornyposting aside, he's aware & fine with this; I'm not a doujin protag. If he changes his mind I'll stop being lewd.
>>24384025You are nice to me, you can cuddle me and grope my butt, u like ears. He's mean.
Hm.. how missing a single n can change the meaning of an entire sentence.Blame this stupid bigger phone. Apple devices are for niggers.
My fav part about this worthless loser phone is how it u load all tabs every couple minutes so I have to reload em again and scroll down just for it to unload em again
>>24384015i think u like it tb.h>>24384025>hmmsounds like trouble in paradise is all and luv bites are so fun :3>irrelevantig if ur mordy's property now.....le sigh>>24384058i thought u had one lol
And it keeps missing nBecause it is that fucking bad
>>24384070I disliked it a lot and yes I have one which is why I hate it.But I'm fucking poor, u gonna buy me a real phone?
>>24384077im still using an iphone 12 (unironically the best one) and androids are yickywhy do you dislike it?
>>24384093It can't even run a browser. My firefox keeps crashing nonstop. It is fucking awful.Phones from 10 years ago can keep a firefox tab open, this worthless apple junk can't.Apple is for fucking losers.But I can't afford a real phone
I'm going to bed, I hate this
>>24384049Well Mordy... sure. If that's what you need.>>24384058t. satania>>24384070>trouble in paradiseReal talk for a sec, we have a lot figured out. He's way better than he was a few years ago but... well, a while ago it was very much what you just described.This isn't quite the place to vent about such things though, especially since there's really not much to vent about anymore, just stuff that was once true & isn't anymore.>luv bites are so funThat they are, goodness. They're one of my few weaknesses, especially on the neck.>mordy's propertyGH- *cough cough.*I wouldn't go that far.
>>24384107Sleep tight, Mordy.
>>24384103im still on iOS 18 and not that new garbage that looks/operates terribly so that sux :( all i hear is complaints about thatyou could try a different browser maybe? idk>>24384107<3 <3 slep well >>24384110>real talksrry sometimes i forget myself and go too far off into random implying shitposting 'tism spectrumi kinda figured you were silly lewding anyways just for funand its normal to go through ups/downs and im happy you are able to work through it, ofc im down to talk if u ever wanna in a non silly/shit posting way...just clue me in hehe :p > especially on the neck.keehe :3 **NOM**
>>24384150>silly lewding anyways90% of anything lewd I post is silly lewding, yeh. Gayposting is a hallowed r/banter tradition, after all!>just clue me inSorry, I take things a bit too literally sometimes, but that stems more from a desire to ensure bases are covered. My brain got ruined by academia & I'm still trying to shake it off, so I may end up ruining some moments because of that.>NOMDon't... Don't do that!
>>24384184tradition or not, i cant help myself hehehebut yah im always just goofing off for the most part unless its a legit serious thread or it seems appropes to chill (sometimes that is also lost on meeee)>Sorry, I take things a bit too literally sometimesis ogey im all gucchi and not offended very ez at all lol>Don't... Don't do that!no means no??? no. >:)u working today or have to work for the holiday?
>>24384250>tradition or notThis is an ancient art, practiced by many and mastered by few. In the past we once thought of The Gay as a curse, a disease to be cured with leeches and tonics. After years of careful study abroad, I've come to realize The Gay demonstrates the same qualities as other symbiotic parasites, such as the Basedness Disease or the Iciest Fairiust. When spurned on it grows and becomes harmful, yes, but left to grow and cultivate in its own environment it can be used as an all-natural pro-psychotic memetic agent in visiting newfigs!This can backfire though. In the past, The Gay evolved a different strain, infecting vulnerable European populations and making them what was then called "Niceposters." It is as the name implies: their behavior changed for the nicer, everyone to them was a friend. As comfy as this strain sounds, it was highly mutagenic and changed every other week. Eventually, a Danish poster evolved a strain that stored the emotions of every post thrown his way. At first this was nice, but then he was bullied by the entire board, especially the Australians, and turned cynical and evil! Legends speak of Fagmark to this day, the testament to our successes and failures as a board... and a reminder that although this tradition is time-honored, it is not to be taken lightly.Uh... or something. Sorry, I had to cringe LARP for a bit there just to make the thread worse.>no means no???No means reluctant yes actually, but you should still stop!>workI'm off in an hour, but I don't work tomorrow thankfully.
Much needed long ass sleep.>>24383342They're pretty magical when done well.Don't mention it.Truuue, that's probably more likely.>>24383526Very wow, much surprise.Did you do all of that in the end?>>24383560Oh okay I get it.
>>24385804Buongiorno
>>24385804i dont actually have anything intellectual or thought out to add, i just wanted to post this at you.
>>24381668Habaneros taste like candy to me man I could go for some
>>24381654Who the fuck is Aeris?
>>24385896The one filling my sissy hole rn.
>>24385870Habaneros are not even that hot. Slightly hotter than Serranoes
>>24385944Then you never had real havaneros, dad. Serranos have 15k scoville, that's only 3x more than jalapenos with 5k. A habanero has 250.000 scoville.
>>24385983Silence gringo. You misspelled habanero so you ain't shit.
>>24386047Thanks for the compliment.I misspell a lot cause I phone post
>>24386064I think I will get back to tekkenhttps://youtu.be/bvXW2ArNz7Q?si=Xz8niNs6drMLN1tu
>>24386116Enjoy grinding. You got lots to learn
>>24386145I'll just mash buttons and somehow win like I do with King and Lars
>>24386152That's never gonna teach u the vidya
>>24386250Can't teach old dogs new tricks
It is officially gay time again!>>24382905Hiiiii!>waves back>>24383693Damn... You look cute in that skirt and wig.
>>24386456Henlo hiro>>24386411U gay
>>24386470Hello Mordred! How are you?
>>24386485Vr tired. Am in bed
How can people buy these shitty fucking iphones man...It's so fucking bad it can't even scroll. A simple feature that existed for 4 fucking decades. Scrolling... it can't do that.. when I look at an image and wanna scroll to the left and right it keeps reloading the previous page...IT CANNOT FUCKING SCROLL>>24384150Different browser doesn't change that this nigger faggot company device CANNOT DO BASIC THINGS LIKE FUCKING SCROLLING
>>24386456>>24386470Oh we gay now? You can't handle my gayness.
>>24386525I expected more bulge
>>24386499>>24386523>Hugs and headpats the Mordred>>24386525That's the spirit! I agree with Mordred though, there is a surprising lack of bulge...
>>24386534how long until your mom kicks you to the streets?
>>24386564Go check the archives if u wanna know, nigger faggot
>>24384110>t. sataniaIt reminded me to this
goodnight.>>24386625>copypasta>BBC>kys>basedThe pinnacle of /bant/ culture. Truly we are the apex of civilization.
>>24386635FOR REAL WTF LOOOLAnyway, goodnight too, mate
>>24386543>there is a surprising lack of bulge...That's cause I'm holding back. My erp days are behind me so I didn't save belial with his girthy cock and besides my partner has long since disappeared so I'm not very motivated to erp
I accidentally pinched my balls while playing with em
>>24386641That's fair, the pic is still pretty gay regardless. Great job!>>24386643Oh god... I know that hurts like hell...
>>24386643HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>24386649Trust me, Belial can get hella gay but for this thread if ya'll so desire, I suppose I could get them.
Modern LOVE isn't dead!
>>24386643yea you're gonna be pinching em when you need to take splinters out when you're sleeping on a park bench
>>24386652I'll leave it up to you. If you feel like going full gay, then go for it
>>24386744Cute bunny outfit
I ate chicken schnitzel
Jesus fucking Christ we went from 15C to 35C in the span of a weekend.Fuck this heat I'm sweating like a pig.
coffee timei had someone ask me in another thread if the first thing i do is post on bantis anyone else like this>>24387328this comes as a great surpise to me>>24387542lol he's on firei fucking love the heat but thats way too fast of a change
>>24387542I feel u.. couple days ago it was 9°C, now it's 27.. I'm very very warm..>>24387550ikr, is rare
>>24384521>symbiotic parasitic yeah thats sounds right>basedness diseaseim terminally cringe tho D:> Sorry, I had to cringe LARP for a bit there just to make the thread worse.honestly, peak, saved 2 use later>No means reluctant yes actually, but you should still stop!kehehe>work tomorrow thankfullyplayday!!>>24386456omgosh ur always on late and im a sleeb xD>>24385804>Did you do all of that in the end?not a single one of those things, including nothing >:)>>24387551my headset came :3
>>24387626I also came :3
>>24387629where did you came from?
>>24387642from my big dick
>>24387644ive never herd of that town in swizzyland
>>24387649I'm bored
>>24387652im still on my first cup of coffee but games i think are def gonna happen 2day...if u want
>>24387653I have to work in 9hours.
>>24387659i always forgor u work aweful hours
good morning... again.>>24387550>is anyone else like thisme, which honestly might not be a shocker.>>24387626>terminally cringeyou will never be based and redpilled... so sad... le sigh guess it's all ogre now>playdayyeah, gonna go back to sleep and then do something, woot woot. isn't today your 4th day off or was that yesterday?>my headset cameim headset
>>24387550Yes.Summer is alright as long as you work around it properly, but these sudden changes are bad.>>24387626Breh. >>24387551Thank God it's still rather chill during the evening.>>24387808'Giorno
>>24387808haaainot a shocker at all lolol>based and redpilledi am at least one of those things :D>sleebplayful dreams?and yeah 4th day off in a row....feels so good and nice :)>im headsetwe did the thing :3>>24387890we just did the opposite flip here, where it was 32 and now its 15 looolits easier to go this direction but still wish it was hot for the holiday>brehim pretty skilled at this
Gooning over, snoozes
https://youtu.be/FMlOnbD8FR8?si=WuJlDReJV_y4jqHZ
>>24387943Heck, painful temperature switches.Fair enough, hopefully it'll get warm again soon.>SkilledAt doing nothing you mean? That's easy.>>24388538Peak, found that song a couple months ago.Have thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDThn6RYvjg
>>24388711Its Teto if she was a chain smoker for 50 years. https://youtu.be/iNhXPadAVRY?si=eLf0AVglAV8SH3Q1
>>24387890and a great digiorno to you too, pizzabro.>>24387943>that pici finally have an excuse to post this one>playful dreams?nah no new dreams, just comfy slumbers and naps.>4th day offid bet you're feeling nice and recharged right now. having a long weekend like that is always great.>the thingno
>>24388741She probably is desu>FlipwitchForgot that game existed, should play it someday.>>24388762Keep that blasphemous pizza name away from me.
>>24388961...but it's not delivery
>>24388961I'm not sure if the pornovania itself is good but I KNOW the OST is. https://youtu.be/1zgYQ15RI98?si=f0Xva9Tqnz_0G4ORWhich porn game are you playing right now?
>>24387943oh! so i finally looked at my newspapers folder because i knew i forgot a significant one. the bant bunmaru is the other one that kinda rivaled the morning /bant/er in length and quantity.some other minor ones include the bantershi spirit & sands timeswith that though i think i've finally completed that incomplete thought from several days ago. have fun if you're gonna go back to the archives again.
>>24388711had a great run in the cool air ahhhhh but yeah hope it gets nicer for u soon :)>At doing nothing you mean? That's easy.jealousy does not become you friend:p >>24388762is that how they eat pocky in your country? gosh seems like the best way tb.h>rgarchedjust finished my run 2 minutes faster than my best time last week, PUMPED>nomusta been adream :p>>24391036gosh i wish these were still a thingyeah i saved the last post u made and gonna save this one for when i've got energy and curious
that was supposed to say>rechargeddont ask me how i fuck things up amazingly sojust a gift i suppose
Good lord my neck hurt
>>24391811why'd you slep on it like that
>>24391913No idea.. sleep was rough. I kept waking up and turning endlessly
>>24391659>pockyyeah i mean it's pretty common over here in the US, i dunno how you haven't noticed it yet.>2 minutes fasterWhoa! how far do you usually run for? a mile? two? three, even?!>dreamI... think I actually did have a dream earlier, but I can't remember what happened anymore. It must not've been significant if it wasn't written down :P>newspapersIf I didn't have chronic anhedonia I would actually open up my old project files and start making the fourth edition of my old paper. As it stands... I'd never get something like that done, and I don't want to make promises.>>24391811Good morning Mordred. I hope the crick in your neck goes away soon enough.
had holiday bbq im so full
>>24391953Totay is quite annoying.. also lost my hat somehow but I managed to fund an old basecap. And my tummy us being a giga bitch
>>24391932rough :(>>24391953gosh i need to up my pocky game fr fer reel>run4.5 miles :3>dreami remember i had a dream but it was so discombobulating when i tried to think of how to write it down (voice to text) that i gave up loolmust be a crazy dream day> anhedonia , i'd never get something like that done, and I don't want to make promises.its okey i understand but would be ur biggest fan if u did hehe>>24392004what was for bbq day?>>24392056>tummywell tell that bish to cut it out!
>>24392081I did so countless times but he doesn't listen. It's been bad for 2 weeks now
>>24392056oh yeah i get it, man. i've had a really melancholic day, myself, but hopefully by tonight you feel better. did you like the hat you lost? is it hiding under your bed?>>24392081>pockyjust make sure your lips are soft & taken care of, just in case.>4.5 milesOh wow, that's awesome! How long have you had this in your routine, if I may CIA datamine, and how do you keep it consistent?>discombobulatingthat must be one surreal dream. Was it a bad dream, or just... odd, if you recall?The other day I had a dream I was in Turkey. That was it. Nothing else to it, I was just standing in Turkey and went "Yeah, I'm in Turkey.">biggest fanY'know ever since I saw the other thread (this one >>24390521) I've been thinking about just... irony. If you'd been here in 2018-2019 I'd probably have told you to fuck off a lot. Now, well, obviously not. Whether or not that's hypocrisy or just character growth... I'm unsure for now.>newspaper 2, blogpost boogalooHypothetically speaking of course, I'd scale things down... a lot. There were way too many moving parts before, too many posters to wait on & too many materials to prep & fit on the pages. While I definitely loved having such a collaborative project, it's harder to pull off these days. I'm just kinda journaling to myself at this point, stream of consciousness style, but I think I'd like to keep things small scale (1-2 pages), pretty neutral (less bump cult association), and... idk if I'd want it to be more in line with the stuff I usually post or shitposty. Shitposty is more neutral but stylized opens more ideas for page design & layout...Ok I'm taking this to my actual journal now, sorry.
>>24392177It was a loyal hat and always kept me warm. Had I not found this cap I'd have absolutely hated my entire existence. I need my hat.. I haven't cut my hair in months so its main job is hiding dat bald spot
5am and I'm sweat soaked.. I hate this fucking heat
>>24392221>>24392259how dare that dumb hat disappear like that and leave you with this... this lesser thing! your hat better show back up soon or else.
>>24392259perfect for rough sweaty gay buttsex
5m wide street, I walk in the middle, fucking spider web slowly wraps around my face right across my eyes..I hate these fucking niggers so fucking much.>>24392267It's not all bad.. I have my replacement on rn and it works fine. Also isn't as warm which is a good thing.>>24392335I advise against sticking anything in there rn.
>>24392362a black widow made her web across my doorway a few nights ago and I crushed hertotal spider death
>>24392374That would be nice, I hate those things.
dinnar time :)>>24392177they are always soft....just in case o.o>how do you keep it consistent?its just part of my routine now and i go immediately after work monday-thursday and i take friday-sunday off as rest daysthe 'just workout' meme is kinda funny because it also really helps with my mentall illnesses (a lot) in a sense that it keeps me stable in so many waysthe pure exertation and fatigue keeps me from reaching the extremes of themalso its motivating cuz i like to eat food and food is nommers>dreamnot a bad dream just strange...even now i'm trying to think of how to explain it but i just dunno how>I saw the other threadthat thread really reminded me of you and thought there was a possibility you were OP but wasnt certain :p>I'd probably have told you to fuck off a lot.with all the waring factions back then....maybe, but kinda seems like we woulda been on the same side? :p who knows hehe>I think I'd like to keep things small scale (1-2 pages)if you do i def would say start small and if inspired to work your way updo it for fun and the love of the game if you were to do it dont want it to be a chore, and just when you feel like it ya know?>>24392259damn it wasnt so long ago you were freezing :(hate those wild temp swings>>24392362>fucking spider web slowly wraps around my face suddenly mordred is a ninja practicing his moves in the midddle of the road
>>24392403These spiders have been the bane of my existence for the 4 years I worked this job. And even at home they are a pest cause I can't ever open my window. I'm sitting in a sauna all summer long
>>24392374spiders are frens but that one had to go... rest in peace black widow fren, u were too dangerous for that house.>>24392475what kinds of spiders are they?>>24392403>always softbazed :Di hate having chapped lips, cant stand it.>just workout memeyeah it's a good thing to have in a routine especially if it gets u out and about. TIPP is a crisis management skill after all and one of the components is intense physical exercise! i forget the specifics but exercise does good things to your brain, though it's definitely not a cure-all like a lot of people think (´･ω･`)>just dunno howyou remember it though which is cool! i think i remember readin somethin about how u forget 50% of the last dream u had every 12 seconds you've been awake? it was a long time ago so don't quote me on that. maybe it was 12 steps, dunno anymoar>other threadnah i'm not OP, but it does kinda line up with what we talked abt the other day doesn't it? funny how things turn out.
>>24392556>spiders are frensspiders are the devil's spawn and I crush them wherever I see them
>>24392585i appreciate you making it easier for me to get into ur walls but spiders are great at eating bugs and keeping em away from ur homewhat dont u like about spiders?
>>24392475ugh idk how i would cope with getting them in my face like thatbut i fell like you could get some sort of spray for the area outside your window to keep them away?>>24392556>i hate having chapped lips, cant stand it.omg same and my hands are very soft and completely uncalloused too cuz i work on computers all day + moisturizer :3not sure how that relates but uhhh i def also like having a soft touch>routinemuch easier said than done, especially with depression or other things getting in the way but its important to start small :)> TIPPTIL what TIPP is :D>dreamingyeah that sounds about righti've been training myself to remember them more and more, i write them down (voice to text) in my notes app when i wake up from oneand recently after i wake up even if i didnt remember the dream I CAN TELL that i WAS just dreamingand somehow i've been forcing back rememberingt he dream!trippy huh?>not OPi didnt think so but still looked for the signs :p>>24392616i dont mind them but they need to be WAY THE FUCK over there that is all i ask
>>24392616>eating bugs and keeping em away from ur homeI kill every spider I see in and around my house and still the only other bugs I find in my house are the occasional woodlouse. I would rather kill ten times as many woodlice if it meant I never had to see a spider again
It's fkn 6am and the drunkards are already annoying me again.. >>24392556No idea.. I never see them, only walk into their nets. But under the lights are countless cross orbweaver and at home I have jumping spiders. The jumping spiders aren't an issue tho, they help since the eat other spiders. The issue there is with the giant housespider whichlives under the roof tiles and crawls inside when I open the window.>>24392653The don't give a fuck about sprays. It kills them but it's not a protective barrier. And at work it doesn't help me whatsoever.
Heck, work. >>24389100You have been warned.>>24389214It is good as far as I'm hearing right now.I got nothing on my hands right now, I have a couple games on wishlist but not planning to buy them yet.>>24391659Doubtful, unless it starts raining like hell.>Jealousy does not become youQue
The gay times have come again!
>>24393020it's digiorno... (~￣▽￣)~>>24392935>giant house spiderwhoa wtf, that's a little gross actually yeah. i'm currently rooming with an orb weaver who's hanging out in my window. named him Earl, but his web's getting a little big so im afraid i might have to evict him... he's a small guy though, not giant at all. how big a spider are we talkin? like the size of a euro?>>24392903>woodlicethose funny little critters... okay you can carry on with your spider genocide.>>24392653>softsoft hands are nice too. soft anything really, but idk having a soft touch is kinda grounding imo>TIPPyea the trick is to save that one for a moment of crisis, otherwise it'll lose its effectiveness when you need it. idk that's what my therapist said, but putting stuff into practice in moments like that is really difficult.>dream journalyeah those things are great to have. i used to keep one in my notes app too until i started hand writing them. weird how u can tell youve been dreaming tho, i didnt advance that far down the Dream Magic skill tree yet (´。＿。｀)
>>24392935im just saying there's gotta be something u can do about those buggers being in ur window so you dont have to cook alive in ur roomnot really much you can do about the ones at work tho>>24393020>Quedont be jealous of my supreme ability to do nothing and seemingly something at the same time!! muahaha>>24393043the hero(hiro) we want and deserve
>>24393101No, the giant housespider isn't called giant because it's as small as a coin. It can up to 10cm long. They are huge and extremely fast. They can also bite if you annoy them.>>24393103Well I haven't found a way so you tell me if there is one.
>>24393122>Well I haven't found a way so you tell me if there is one.theres no way anything that big is fitting through your screen, right?
>>24393132What screen? That huge cunt has crawled inside once and was hanging above my head when I woke up cause I left the window open.
>>24393101very grateful to not have to have rough hands cuz i work on computers all daynot to brag even more but i smell like coconut rn too lol :3>TIPPyeah its always hardest to remember while in the moment D:>dream journali would actually write them by hand except a lot of times i wake up at like 3/4am lol but i do actually journal a handfull of times throught the month for the most partgosh does it feel good to write>weird how u can tell youve been dreaming thoits new to me too but its crazy cuz i can tell after i wake up, so strange> i didnt advance that far down the Dream Magic skill tree yet (´。＿。｀)i've been doing research on it for a while now and there are things you can do to help remember them>>24393122i'll look tomorrow if i remember its almost sleepy time
>>24393141you don't have screens in your windows?
>>24393150What are you talking about? Look at what?
>>24393159If you can somehow break physics and create a screen for a roof window, I'd be happy to use it.
>>24393161i'll look at ways to solve your spider window problem for you
>>24393177idk dude I had a skylight once and there was a screen in it
>>24393182The only thing that would work is like a large net hanging off it like a diaper but then it's just catching all the huge spiders and I somehow have to get those out of the net again.>>24393180Good luck with that
>>24393103Yay! I'm wanted!
>>24393196Dead or alive
>>24393210I'm hoping alive and not dead... I believe I'm much more useful when I'm still alive.
>>24393043
>>24393235Don't worry, I'm a negromancer. I can revive you with my ancient ebonics while stabbing random people in a nigger moment.
>>24393101It's time to commit senseless acts of violence.>>24393103I wasn't though, Burh.I only said it's easy to do.
>>24393322This henny is making me wanna go to the mall and do something crazy!
>>24393240That's the spirit! Grab another guy and be gay with them!>>24393284Will there be any side effects...?
>>24393339>Grab another guy and be gay with them!With pleasure >
I made yummy, chilled rice noodle salad with my fave dressing. Oystersauce, onions sauce, rape seed oil and lemon juice.Is very yummy and nicely cold... hope it fixed my endless gut issues.>>24393339I dunno, teehee
>>24393350I knew you'd- Wait, what are you doing?!
>>24393122>huge and extremely fastlike my di->>24393150>coconutoh now that's adorable. i havent had a coconut scented lotion or body spray in a whiiiile.>things you can dosuch aaaaas?>>24393322ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐ>>24393458rape seed oil?
>>24393470Grabbing another guy, just as you said
>>24393494Yes, mr. murican education.. rapeseed is a plant and is used to make oil.. extremely healthy oil.
>>24393458Alright, I hope nothing bad happens because of it...I actually forgot rapeseed oil was a real thing for a second...>>24393496I wasn't expecting you to grab me!
>>24393532Expect the unexpected. How could I not grab such a cute boi?
>>24393532U forgot about it?I guess that's what happens when your entire country chugs lard and butter all day.
>>24393566I don't chug lard and butter all day... I only forgot because I thought naming a plant rapeseed would be one of the most ridiculous things on the planet...>>24393540Me...? Cute...?
>>24393590The lating word is rapa. It's just that english is a language created by absolute retards.
>>24393590Girly feminine bois are just my type~ They're the reason I've become gay, that and the taboo behind it
>>24393633>>24393633
>>24393335I should re-watch the whole series, I'm starting to forget the good lines kek>>24393494Too late to escape now.
