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Everything about futasuck
>>24395410did you know that he sucks cock and eats cum?
>>24395410Enlighten me with your wisdom
>>24395353Poop is code for Posters often ostracize people.
yonkersfutasucknormiethe three lolcows of bant
When melonade who is a 300 pound woman pretended to be someone else and posted "this hot chubby reddit cosplayer is definitely melonade. Same typing style this is DEFINITELY HER" and when she got exposed for samefagging she said she was bored LMAO
>>24395456>tripfag has to create fake drama centered around them in any way possible even if it means getting people to laugh at themthat tracks
Simon
brock sucks penis and is a giant homo
>>24395353that time plague doctor got doxxed after fucking up an art exhibit with a screwdriver, was arrested, and instead of pressing charges the artist made him take art lessons.
the ID gods always strike down the most insufferable faggots in the funniest way possible
>>24395425do normie and yonkers even post here anymore? It's hard to compete with futasuck for lolcow supremacy when he's cranking out tens of "I'm not mad, you're mad" replies daily
my favorite lowkey funny brock moment was that time someone posted a screenshot of /bant/ with a blue background and he freaked out and accused people of modding /bant/ to look like /qa/ because he didn't understand you can just pick a style in the bottom right corner
Go back to discord
>>24396506Most ppl on here are trannies, just say you'll beat 'em up and they'll get horny and docile
>>24396551I'm gonna beat you up nigga
>>24396538Lol lmao show me dat
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>>24396709I couldn't find it, but I was there and it happened, prolly early 2022 if I had to guess
>>24395417wow
>>24395353domt know much
>>24396430'member fapcuck?I 'member
'member that time someone got cuck ID and fupastank posted about it over and over for literally 4 years? I 'member.
the discord chat threads on bant are all fake and some kind of psyop created to make you feel unpopular
>>24401842
>>24401842let him have his moment
>>24401842I would act like this too if someone I didn't like got a cuck ID
>>24401842shit's still hillariouscope
>>24402042so true oomfie
>>24402042you have too much of your life emotionally invested in a tiny shitheap /pol/ toilet on 4chan
>>24401783I rember this one still.
>>24402042/qa/ owns you
>>24401846i remember this happened on /r9k/ before, when everybody and their mother started avatarfagging in the same thread, then in two years it died off. maybe that was covid- i wasn't paying attention.
how many more years does futasuck have left?
>>24402198>>24401846Those threads are real here. A huge chunk of /bant/ is zoomers who have only been on 4chan 5 years or less who don't understand that 4chan isn't social media, so they engage with it exactly like they do discord and whatever else.
and then there are the people that use boards with IDs and expect people not to converse
>>24402224then where are they the rest of the time? The forum is mostly dead and slow, but suddenly out of nowhere a discord chat thread will just spring out of nowhere and all these posters will go there
>>24402232hey, come on now, you can't reply to people, stop that, man
>>24402227Are you really going to pretend you don't understand the difference between "having a conversation" and discord chatroom posting?Also IDs on 4chan are shit and should only be used on board like /pol/ where the base population is too stupid and dangerous to allow to be exposed to manipulation via samefagging.
>>24402232I think a lot of them literally only post on those threads on /bant/, they're probably on other boards too.
>>24402194literally who?
>>24402077good times :3
>>24401842LMAOOOOO I imagine that nigga laughs at this over and over everytime he posts it just like the first time
>>24402194Fair statement but do not forget who owns modern /qa/ and likewise all subsidiaries, splinters of, and derivatives. It is not a statement of pride to know you are the toy dog breed to a network of furries.
>>24402331>able to experience joy in something incredibly simple and dumb over and over again at willin some ways the 75 IQ types really win at life
>>24395353that one time when /bant/ was born and the alzheimer guy took over with every thread being about him
apple pencil in dickfutasuck posting his mealsgppboi and his imposterdaria and the birdsuicuneyonkers (rest in pupperoni)spam wars (the fun wars ended, now its just sad)boymoder cutting himselfleto testing his scriptskorbo incel meltdownshonestly, may favourite, watching what was left of /qa/ interacting with the native /bant/ies.
>>24402387>boymoder cutting himselfremember that time he tried to hang himself but the rope broke?
>>24402396LMAO BNAT
>>2440238chino-chanfishcord vs birdcordstirby back when he had more free time and wasnt forcedtomoki finally got a boyfriend (tfw no boyfriend)anzumark and some other proxiefags spammingspamming (spamming) [spamming] {spamming}trying hard to remember more /bant/ shit>>24402396i think he is in /adv/ now, maybe /r9k/? i remember him trying to bait people on /int/. man, that was before people here got absolutely obsessed over indians. i dont think we will EVER have boimoder kino ever again.
belarus (back when he made bbc edits instead of his boring gimmick now)belarus 2 (there was actually another belarus poster which got trolled by the current belarus vpn. he made some cool threads about taking request to tag walls)i will NEVER FORGET the day the belarusfag made chino-chan mindbreak, spam the thread, and break his finger cuz he made a bbc edit of chino. beautiful.
>>24402423>i dont think we will EVER have boimoder kino ever again.this is for you, something to remember him by
oh right, who could ever forget the literal SHITPOSTER. the guy that just....started spamming the ENTIRE board with shit.
>>24402448it's insane how much better this board was like 3 years ago and it fucking sucked then, it's like having nostalgia for a time when you only got punched in the face instead of getting kneed in the groin too. I could not have possibly anticipated the level of terrible this place could achieve, it was a failure of my imagination.
>>24402243but they're just conveniently in the same location at the same time? that's pretty much how I see zoomers anyway they just hide all the time and then just jump out of nowhere to get together for some secret congregation
tankfag.......spanish bulgarianminecraft threadsteam fortress threadssmooth legs gregleebaiterstouhou troon cordat this point i am grasping at nothing. >>24402456oh my little pony...how could i forget....the soup...
>>24402467SOME of them really do happen naturally. and the fun in them was to spam and watch them go "hahaha what a loser we are totally not upset that you are disrupting over convo or anything."
>>24402484>spanish bulgarianI would like to apologize for that one
>>24402496>tfw no 'yeon on the 'log for 4 yearsfeels bad
fishcord vs birdcord was fun because everyone involved on either side was completely committed to the bit without anyone needing to spell it out, funny little parody of imageboard culture wars
>>24402505>>24402673
oh fudge....i just remembered the georgian40kfag and his weird descent into insanity.i cant forget those romanian discord threads with the moldovan. faq, LAMAO, i remember the georgian talking about how he dreamed about posting on /bant/
someone shitting on a picture of ritsu, naturally, spam followed subhumans of /bant/ thread were always a treat
Here is to moar years of /bant/!Where I know I am gay and free ~~~~May the 'cord be with you, my dudes!
>>24402737Ritsu talking about his cock and pretending it is so big and soooo thick that it will kill whoever he fucks is so funny
>>24402696I have never in my life engaged with kpop or kpop culture and I resent that because of 4chan I am cursed to know that this is a totally different bugwoman creature and her name is yeji
>>24402396kek
Simon Salva is a:- Necrophile- Pedophile- Chink chaser- Homosexual
nigger threadspeedrunning the death of this board
>>24401846this unironically, in a way
>>24402224kinda true and it sucksbut i don't know if it's totally zoomers doing that, i think a lot of retards/normies in general have started using it as social media, of many generations
ashley pissing on yonkers' face was great
also this ID but it was 1 letter off so rip
