post your best! They have been lurking for a while and has a particularly interested in /a/, /c/, /d/ and /cm/, which they just showed me (the horror).Say hi! No idea if he's going to use a name or trip but I will fully support them in posting more often.
suck my bbc
>>24397146pics or it's a twp
>>24397142>I'm introducing my friend to bantwhy would you do such a thingcannot be a good friend surely
>>24397142Message to OP's friend: Get out while you still can. I have been stuck on this shit ass board for far too long. This is not the place to make your forever home.
>>24397162he's pretty decent and shy about posting. He thinks the big bad anon hacker is going to get him if he starts posting so be nice.
>>24397168he's wussing out about posting on this thread and is now saying "don't tattle on me". Come on guys, he knows everything about me so there is doxing potential (more that I have already done myself).Post something that will get him out of his bant posting virginity.
>>24397172>he's pretty decentagain, why introduce him to this depraved hellhole then?
>>24397188because funny and he needs more confidence. He's scaawed of big bad 4chan.
>>24397186ill need a post of his with flag and id for that otherwise my hands are tied im afraid
Hello, friend of Gon.
>>24397200he's shy, you're going to have to coax a post out of him.>>24397210Hey Dan!
my condolences for your friend's brain
he really likes headpats, just for some ideas.
>>24397219Gon,Ask your friend if he likes electric guitars. I want someone to talk about guitars with...
>>24397227Danny I'm talking with him on discord and he's actively monitoring the thread. He says he's not interested in guitars but you can post questions directly to him.
>>24397233Gon,thanks for the response. Gon's friend,I really like electric guitars.
>>24397219>you're going to have to coax a post out of him.is he monitoring this thread?
This is a cool guitar for sale, Gon's friend. You should know at least that much...
>>24397239he is, he's being a big wuss and says "I'm not posting on 4chan tonight" so maybe tomorrow? He's being a massive scaredy cat and says "now I'm making you look bad. what have I gotten myself into tonight".He's using 4chan a bunch more so fingers crossed he'll actually stop lurking and post for once.
>>24397255have you ever told him to stop being such a tremendously massive faggot?
Hello,My name is Danny.I'm mostly harmless.Cheers~
>>24397272he absolutely is being a big wuss. He may post later if this thread survives.
>>24397210>>24397227>>24397237>>24397247>>24397276this poster dismembers children in his basement, dont trust him
He's asking about the legality of the website now. Dear god.
your friend should troon out methinks
>>24397296No I don't, and I'm curious why anyone would accuse me of that...p.s. I just heated up water for a tea.
>>24397300
>they can call me a pussy all they want I'm on /c/ looking at picturesCome on guys we got to encourage him to post tonight.>>24397307This got him asking questions. I'm refusing to ask his specific question because HE CAN FUCKING POST HERE HIMSELF LIKE A BIG BOY lol
>>24397309>I'm curious why anyone would accuse me of that...idk because i thought it was funny in the moment i guess
>>24397319sorta sounds like a wuss, pussy, a little girl to me. looks like she doesn't even need to change a lot ^^
>>24397320Not only was it not funny, I didn't laugh.Let that be a warning to you.
>>24397322He identifies as a femboi and is worried that by revealing this he will be groomed.MY GOD, JUST POST LOL. He's going to bed after someone reacts to this post apparently.He made me make this thread and now he isn't even posting in it. Lame.
>>24397331it made me slightly less bored for a moment, thats all that matters to meyou do you buddy and ill do me
>>24397186If he doesn't post RIGHT NOW it'll be a roight proppa bappin'!>>24397307i agree with a german for once
>>24397342>He identifies as a femboilol, lmao evenafter you outing him like that he for sure wont be posting, i thought you were trying to encourage him>He made me make this thread and now he isn't even posting in it. Lame.wait what, he truly is a irredeemable faggot then
He's gone to bed. Sigh. He said he'll post tomorrow if the thread still exists but I highly doubt that somehow. We'll see.
>>24397357just give up on him, seems like a lost causeon a different note i just farted so violently i almost shat myself
i wanna see your tummy, post itcome on its fun. ask me how i know
>>24397142Jax abstracts in the TADC movieCaine comes backThey are all sentient AI copiesThey decide to stay in the Digital Circus Zooble is MTF trans. Jax is FTM trans.
>>24397357>if the thread still existsIt will, but do you honestly believe he'll deliver?
>>24397452no idea. he let me down tonight.
>>24397142>/d/>/cm/he'll be fine*waves autistically*>>24397465too much pressure maybe? haha
>>24397671yeah I told him he'd totally fit in but alas, he's gone to bed.
>>24397697memes aside i join in on thishe's already a banter in my eyes
>>24397465He made you make a whole thread only to tease and deny you, leaving you to feel like a fool on r/banter. An absolute dork. A buffoon. A silly steve. He did more than let you down, he gave you up. He ran you around, and deserted you.
>>24397761>>24397465ohhhh shit(me in the back btw)
>>24397745He'll be pleased to read that in the morning.>>24397761I could point out that he's being a massive fucking attention whore and a tease to regular posters but alas I played a part in getting him all this attention.>>24397788Maybe he posts. Maybe he doesn't. I'm still going to promote old b messaging on bant, share music, and warn people of the evils of men and women who adhere to the principles of the Pharisee in modern day lol.
Bumping to show OP's friend some love
Post incoming! We're just ironing out the kinks (his message got flagged as spam and then the IP range was blocked)
Hello all, I'm Gon's friend who didn't post yesterday. I didn't post yesterday as it was late and didn't have the energy to make my first 4chan post.>>24397307>>24397322>>24397364This is the exact thing I was afraid of seeing. Thank you for confirming my fears. No, I'm not 'trooning out'.>i wanna see your tummy, post itSorry, I'm not posting my tummy. You first!>>24397671*waves autistically back*>>24401822Thanks for the love!
>>24402341it habbens ^^ kinda interesting ur starting with /bant/ cuz its the best board...but most have to discover it after finding out about the other boardsmostly a fun shitposting board but there are still warring factionstip tho: if you shift click on a thread in the catalog you can hide it, you'll see some shit you dont like and can just get rid of it quickly
>>24402979Thanks for the tip! I'll try to keep that in mind
>>24403079Here's another tip: NEVER press shift while clicking 'post'. Otherwise it'll add your IP address next to your ID in your post. After that, ANY 4channer can use what's known as a 'Low Ontological Locator' to find out which DNS and HTTP servers your computer uses to download updates from and then they can do a MITM attack. I accidentally pressed shift while posting one time and got my computer hacked within 30 minutes!I recommend modifying your keyboard by removing both shift keys entirely, so that you can't accidentally do it. You won't be able to hide threads anymore, but it's better to be safe than sorry!
>>24403300TESTING >'Low Ontological Locator' LOIC knower
>>24402341>This is the exact thing I was afraid of seeing. Thank you for confirming my fears. No, I'm not 'trooning out'.aww come on. i was just joking, nona. don't worry. u don't gotta do anything you don't wanna to "fit in" or whatever if that was a worry>You first!uhm, kay :3used to do this a lot i thnk>Thanks for the love!now (you) definitely gotta show your tummy hehe >:)
>>24397788>>24398043yuo did not continue the rick roll....... for shame..........>>24402341hiiiiiii hello hiiiiiiiiii
>>24403079one other real tip i'll leave u with too, is try not to take anything too seriouslysome posters are rage baiters and will do their best to get under ur skin and make you sad/madplenty of silly/fun posters too who are unserious and just say random shit hehethis screenshot on /b/ should be on every single board imho>>24403352*licks ur tummy*>>24403401im severely regarded and have let u down
>>24397142hello friend of gon. I formally welcome you on the international random board (/bant/).
>>24403351I know I'm taking a big risk here...but I wanna show Gon's friend that I'm definitely not trolling. You should be able to see my IP address in my post. I'm never gonna give you up or let you down, Gon's friend!>LOICYes, that's another hacking tool. It's used for 'DDoS attacks', which is a method hackers use to illegitimately download source code from an unsecured server. I've worked in IT since I was 12 years old, so I know what I'm talking about.
>>24397142Hi Gon's friend! I am sorry to hear that you have some kind of real life connection to this dull, gormless schizophrenic, I hope you make a full recovery.
>>24403407but i didn't ask you toanon that's seggsual assault
>>24403352Cute. Still not posting my own tummy though.>>24403401hiiiii hellooo!!>>24403418Thank you thank you.>>24403470Thanks for the demonstration. While I don't think I'm gonna remove both my shift keys just to be safe, I'll keep this in mind.
>>24403734explain please
>>24403734but why though?please...
>>24403571tasty for me
I hope you all are being nice in here.*shift clicks*>192.168.0.1
btw i had UwU ID earlier and didnt notice ;__;>>24404819friendly and nice ofc
>>24397227If you like cool guitars, check out elderlyinstruments.com. they get some really cool stuff. Banjos, mandolins, basses, acoustic, electric, solid, hollow, semi-hollow, new, old (sometimes REALLY old! I saw a banjo from 1862 on there today!Pic related could be yours for only $18,000.
>>24408070Close-up
