ITT: We ERP all the awkward stuff that happens before and after sex.
I'm afraid of having my privates seen
>>24406319>picNice job snitching on yourself, you retarded whore.
>>24406319valid
>>24406418“Why is that? Are you not very big? It’s okay, I don’t mind. Why don’t you start by showing me.” *rests a hand on your leg* >>24406436I didn’t snitch on anyone, meds.
>>24406319"I forgot, which hole am I supposed to pee in again?"
>>24406319no
>>24406916The toilet.>>24406988If you don’t wanna have sex what are you doing in the sex zone?
sort of unrelated but i had a super lovey dovey dream about getting railed by someone i absolutely hate and now i feel bad and gross thank you for reading my weird sexy dream blog
>>24407442Describe it in detail please
>>24407485no it's weird and kind of embarrassing
>>24407551I’m all about weird and embarrassing sex stuff, come on tell me.
>>24407649you'll have to subscribe to my patreon to read my full uncensored erotic dream journal sorry
>>24406319You're on the pill, right?
>>24406319I don't use condoms. If you get a sexually transmitted disease from me or become pregnant, that's on you.
You do anal right? I'm out if not. You're not trapping me with a baby.
I came if you didn't finish thats on you
>well anon, what did you expect would happen after you bust the crust?
Melonade was rubbing herself in this thread
oh fuck i gotta SHIT man!
"I invited you home to fuck me but before sticking your dick in me you will have to listen to 666 hours of gossips" kind of moments
Seriously relationships are so gay
>mfw he pulls it out 10 min into my fav movie i was hoping we were gonna watch and nerd out together on>>24412024she previously admitted (anonymously?) to loving the gayboy erp>>24413531yeah....giwtwm
>>24413541>>24412024i believe in total fujoshi eradication
>>24411030No.>>24411335Wrap it or you don’t get to plap it. >>24411593No, that’s where poop comes from.>>24411669That’s what the vibrator is for. >>24411745>crustposting in the big 2026 Stunning and beautiful. >>24412024How did you know? >>24413527>>24413531Pohy ID. >>24413541>>mfw he pulls it out 10 min into my fav movie i was hoping we were gonna watch and nerd out together onMood.