imagine being 40 and still posting on 4chan

>>24407136
He's more like a zoomer than anybody born during the same general time period as him

>>24407136
you will waste 40 years on 4chan just because smol pp

>>24407157
because that's what happened to you?

>>24407162
u don't sex.i don't care.
that's an incel problem.

>>24407173
nigger go get a mortgage and a wife and a family and have a real life at fuckin 40, people should age out of 4chan due to pure shame at 35 at the very latest

Its so fucking over

>>24407180
dude i really don't care about that you're doing
best of luck
but i don't fucking care
not my problem

>>24407215
you being a fucking loser at 40 is absolutely your problem, who else's problem would it be?

You made another thread for me! Thank you!
Looks like I get to have some more fun!
Aren't you the migger that loves it when your daddy trump snowballs jewjewcum into your mouth?

>>24407152
mentally, he is. but he was actually born in the early 80's

>>24407242
You are his lowest quality orbiter. My futasuck posts are actually funny.

>>24407263
you are his most schizo, wall punching, weak orbiter
Accept Jesus as your Lord and savior

>>24407263
please link me to what you'd consider your funniest futasuck related post tonight so I can evaluate your claims

why is op everywhere all the fucking time, namefags piss me off, get a fucking job or go outside, tell your family you love them or fucking anything, stop beating your micro to random shit and shave.

NOOOOO!!! I AM FUTASUCKS NUMBER 1 FAN!!!!

GOOOOOO FUTAAAAA FUMOOOOS

>>24407279
can't dox myself

>>24407288
this is a dogshit board full of terrible attention whore identityfaggots, you either learn to enjoy tormenting them or you move on pretty fast

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>>24407294
oh, of course

>>24407295
thats true... i just hate being aware of it. hate seeing the same person over and over again, i like to at least pretend the boards are diverse enough...

>>24407301
oh snap! RATmOm ID

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>>24407398
NOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO BE RATBOY GENIUS!!!

no
i'm gonna have a great night of sleep with a pillow that doesn't get hot and a blanket that robs all heat
i win.

>>24407429
completely unscathed and unbothered.

>>24407429
in your cuck shed
>>24407439
how often do you erp with the middle aged man?

>>2440743
9in my kane
>>24407455
stop.being brown

>>24407504
stop being a brown kike, migger
do you love trump because he is a slave for israel?

i really don't give a shit anout what some stupid nigger thinks.
better luck when you're not le shit nigger.

>i really don't give a shit anout what some stupid goy thinks.
>better luck when you're not le shit goy.
ftfy, kike

>teanny eats me to play pretend with it.
no thank you

mr. Rogers might accept you,
but Bob ross would actually consider you a mistake.

>migger tranny wants to erp
stop drinking, you rapist
i am not one of your discord kittens

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no
fat brown comtrol freak

yes
fat brown kike failed loser

because some brown dumpster faggot said so

because some fat brown kike is seething

8 hours 40 minutes from now.
because i said so and some failjew can't change it.

>migger tranny thinks he can change time and reality
kek!

too fucking bad little hook nosed nigger

You miggers worship jews. Are you saying that I am your master and control you?

i'm gonna have eggs Benedict and you're gonna have tour regularly scheduled disappointed ancestors

What's with the deflection, migger tranny?

reading comprehension 0
i said i'm going to have eggs benedict
i paid for
and you can't because you're poor.

You said that I am your master! Kek!
Epic fail for you, loser!

too fucking bad little nigger
i will eat like kings of Versailles
and there's not a single thing uou can do about it

You admit that you are eating at 9am by going to a restaurant, which tells me that you don't actually have job
9am is the latest when people start work and don't have time to sit in a restaurant
You admitted to not having a job!
YOU LOST AGAIN, SHITSKIN KIKE!

lol no
your unhinged brown nlise was manifesting the opposite.
sybau or whatever the fags say these days

>seethe posting
kek! not my fault that you are an idiot and cannot keep up with your lies, brown migger kike

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>say you're going to bed
>continue seething for another 2 hours

>>24407978
many such cases for him

>>24407984
he has been seething for literally 7 hours straight I don't think I can in good conscience continue baiting him at this point, it's a risk to his health and safety

>>24408005
that is actually a good point. we don't want to actually kill him and his old heart probably can't handle the stress from such a stressful day he had.

what in the nonsensical brown noise is this?
get jobs useless niggers.

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand
I would understand
The angry boy
A bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
You know you don't belong
You're the first to fight
You're way too loud
You're the flash of light on a burial shroud
I know something's wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYZijLZR-Q

nonsensical nignog bullshit
and i'm going ro have eggs benedict/irish nenedict or country fried steak
depending on how far i have to go
i win you lose

Well, everyone I know has got a reason
To say
Put the past away
Wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand
I would understand

that's cool and all
but eggs benedict

>>24407242
RATmOm

>>24408309
based ID checker

are you that desperate for a win that you think eggs are a win?
sad...

>>24410392
Eggs are good!

uncultured swine has never savored the flavor of the best egg dish on earth
sad!

>>24410509
how does hollandaise compare to your family recipe poop sauce?

>>24410642
it's something you actually have to try for yourself
i can say savory and filling but it doesn't hold up to experiencing it

>>24410642
if you're interested
and it's definitely worth it
many breakfast/lunch sit down dining establishments have it, of varying quality.
there's also irish benedict that ditches the english muffin and ham for corned beef hash.

>>24410713
You're so smart, not-so-Anon!

Eggs Benedict, hell yeah!

HELL YEAH!

>>24410896
eh, i just mostly use youtube for cooking shows.
borrowed knowledge
and supporting my local breakfast diners helps too
>>24410902
fuck yeah

>>24410921
Thank you for being a kind soul in this awful place!

>>24410935
no problem
it takes more effort to be an asshole than it does to act like a human, wish more people realized this.

>>24410935
gosh so much this. can I clean up your dick cheese, fupa stinky? I would give anything just to touch someone with such a pure soul

>>24410964
I think his cheesy penis is fine as it is~!

>thinks eggs benedict is a delicacy
ooh... you really are poor...
anon... i...

i really don't care what some grade schooler thinks
stop wasting your time online and experience life

>>24411004
I'd like you to do the same, Brocky...

>>24411009
i do
this shitshow is mobile
if you think i'm in some dark room when mobile tech exists you're off your rocker.

>>24411029
Oh, I know you're mobile from how you switch IPs sometimes~! Though, doesn't that mean you have to reauthorize your Pass..?

>bragging about phoneposting
Hello r*ddit!

>>24411042
actually no
if my mobile IP changes at rando it just seamlessly lets me post as long as the last IP hasn't posted in 15 minutes.
still have to re-authorize every 24 hours.

>>24411064
The cooldown for switching IP addresses is 30 minutes! The 15 minute cooldown only applies if you reauthorize!

why are you so sad and poor?
what went wrong in your life?
you can tell us, we're your friends.
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend

>>24411070
works on my machine

ok RAT mOm

why are you so sad and mad, rat son?

ew
it's trying to ageplay me

>>24411091
I don't think it does, Nonny...

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>>24411113
we'll just have to agree to disagree
please stop giving me also from temu tmz for literally who vibes
like you're trying to cozy up and extort information out of me.

>>24411127
Nonny, my butt hurts...

i guess i should start talking like your stepfather now
sheeeeit, son. when u gon git a job. lazy ass nigga. you finna live off mommy's good boy points fo life? sheeeeeit. youd die on da streets.

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>>24411133

>>24411225
What is it, Anone?

>listens to his stepdaddy
Now dat der is a gud boi
Back to ur cuck shed while i finna turn ur big ass mommy around and jackhammer her brains out

what in the out of touch ageplay is this?
i'm not going to play pretend with you faggot.

>>24411337
Daddy, it hurts... Fix it, now...

sheeeeit, futasuck! why you be actin like a kid when you be a grown ass man! what? who is this yonkers dat you never be shutting up about? aint dat be a town or some sheeit? what? you finna show me his art that you love? sheeeeeit lets see what we got...
boy, you better git yo ass back in the cuck shed for i punch you in that jew nose of yours

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they really hunkered down on sending their creeps and freaks

>>24411365
I'm only a freak for you, Brocky~!

futasuck! take off dat goddamn diaper! you be 45! what? your doing it for yonkers?

low IQ ape noises to you as well mcniglet

>>24411384
Nonny, don't be so rude to people! It's bad for you and them alike...

futasuck! stop making those low IQ ape noises while i be fuckin yo mom! that is only gonna make me pound her harder to make her moan louder!

nope
stil not playing pretend with you literal manchild

>>24411472
Hey, Brocky, can you help me check for cancerous growths..? I'm worried about something going on... down there...

futasuck! stop trying to lick my bbc while i be all up in ur mamas guts!

ITT no life losers obsess and seethe about other no life losers

>>24411577
Someone's grumpy~!

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the overwhelming feeling of disgust when propositioned by complete strangers
get ahold of yourself and have some self respect

>>24411615
That could be severe social anxiety, Nonny...

futasuck! stop drawing all of these ace of spades on your body! that shit be gay! you aint gonna work on me! you git shot in da streets for dat shieet!

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>>24411627
do you really think i need armchair psychology to tell me i'm an autistic fuck?
i live this shitshow

>>24411670
I don't have an armchair, but you clearly have some issues dealing with others!

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>>24411680
>don't deal with others
>no issue
it really is that easy

futasuck! stop putting a wig on da family dog! and stop using up all of the peanut butter, you autistic fuck!

>>24411710
You're dealing with this thread, despite it being full of things you don't like! Why do you do it, Anone? I'm a bit confused...

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>>24411724
autistic shitflinging fun on da randumb board
probably closer to it's actual purpose than any gaggle of retards assigns to it
even the mods let me because they know i'm right.

>>24411778
>had so much *FUN* that he spent literally 7 hours screaming at people last night about his trip being counterfeited

>>24411778
I'm sure the mods do love you, Nonny... But why do you feed the trolls? What do YOU get out of that? Wasting people's time isn't a fulfilling or productive activity!

futasuck! why are you screaming about?! what> nigga, i don't give a damn dat someone hacked your 4chan account! stop bitchin about the mods not doin nothin bout it

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>>24412025
they voluntarily wasted that time being retarded
i just collect the free entertainment

>>24412061
You engage with it and incite it, though, Brocky! Don't you see how this works? It's really clear you put in just as much as you get out, or worse...

futasuck! get the fuck off me! sheeeit, you be a 45 year ole man crying into my chest and ruining muh shirt! bitch, i don't care dat your bant career is ova. dey weren't payin you anyways. get a real job dat pays.

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>>24412068
i don't see it that way
this is the most low effort posting i've done in years
grown men don't believe in bullying
overly sensitive children do

>>24412085
You pay with your time, and time is money... Though, I think time is far more important than money! Money is just a means to an end... Why don't you try to learn something new, if you're here instead of elsewhere? Just a thought! I do understand, though, that one can be here and elsewhere at once, in lower capacities, with little issue.

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>>24412100
i'm bored and i will post some random shit

>>24412108
Boredom is indicative of a lack of motivation! Get the hell up, you piece of shit! I hope that was sufficiently motivating...

futasuck! you're grounded to yo cuck shed! da hood be hollarin at me bout you goin round da hood an choppin der pets dicks off! i open up my freezer and found dem in der! why are u makin cock-sicles?!

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>>24412117
day off
i will rest and bait retards by existing

shieeeet, nigga. seems dat you got ever day off

>>24412149
All of my days are off and I don't spend my time baiting "retards" on the internet... Don't you feel the need to accomplish things all the time... Like a desire to create and share..?

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>>24412156
mine are more rare and will be enjoyed as i please

>>24412323
I see... My back and neck hurt, Nonny... Bad...

>>24412327
take a nap lying flat
wooden floors work good for straightening out backs

sheeeeit, dis nigga thinks everyday be rare
sheeeeeit

>>24412336
No time to nap right now! I'll probably do that when I go to bed tonight, though!

I like how he will talk to literally anyone willing to toddlerbabble with him even if they're obviously mocking him

>>24412347
it's more of a short therapy thing
bonus points if it's a still warm private concrete sidewalk

futasuck! stop laying down on the goddamn sidewalk! people are taking videos of you! sheeeeeit, have some goddamn self respect!

monkey noise only a child would have confidence in
nigga, what are you even doing at this point?

>>24412487
even dysgenic trash like futasuck crave socialization. after all, bant is his second life. poor loser.

mind toning down the retarded control freak vibes of telling me what i'm not?

futasuck! stop screaming "that's not me" in the mirror over and over again! I tryna relax wif yo mama tonguing my asshole!

>>24412672
it's actually his first life... truly sad...

because some brown drug addled homeless man screamed it loud enough at passerby

sheeeeit, yo mama be muh crack whore and you be ar crack son

>toddlerbabble
would this be called brainrape win?

futasuck! stop shoving your sex doll's futa down yo throat til you choke! I aint finna pay to hav it removed

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reduced to a drooling retard paddling his lips with his finger
repeatedly saying he won
certainly been here before

futasuck! why is this video of you floatin round da inter webs? muh boyz gonna hound me for diz! lettin so mid aged tranny up in muh house! BACK TO YOUR KEK SHED!
>>>/gif/30715035

>posted today
>by you
>a tranny that wants me to play pretend with him
no thanks

futasuck! i can't hav da hood know i raised you to be a goofy ass bitch. i know that you be 45 and don't like havin a 22 young thug be your stepdaddy. but dat da way it be.
now, give me yo phone and go to your cuck shed

ooga booga veclro head noises to you as well

sheeeeeit, son! dats raycist! us blacks and jews needa stick together!

contempt
oven therapy

futasuck! get yo head out da oven! i dont care if it be yo pepo cultura!

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here we go to 300 again on dogshit nonsense from mindbroken retards
tomorrow
goodnight /bant/

futasuck! how much time iz gots to tell you dat reddit and 4chan aint da same thing?

big old bag of good for nothings
in the face of too fucking bad

futasuck! stop pretending to go to bed cuz you be scared of a lil banter!

>>24407152
You actually have a point there lmao. Poor guy still has his youthful energy about him but he directs all of it torwards making stupid 4chan posts and not fixing his wreck of a life.

silence uppity, self important nonsense nigger
you take orders
not give them

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as a middle aged man, i work at a grocery store and live with my parents and play with little anime girl dolls in my free time
what do you have? nothing, compared to me

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because some schizophrenic asshat screamed it loud enough at the walls of his padded cell