I somehow killed 13 beers...played tekken with my fren till I couldn't hold my stick anymore...then played phasmophobia with ears till I couldn't see my screen anymore...then unloaded my nudes in random places.. I think..and then fucked around on discord in a group chat..and I think I don't remember many things anymore..
>>24426574
>>24426574Who the fuck is Aeris
>>24426589sup hiro
>>24426610Really bored right now... There isn't really that much going on...
>>24426618It's very late for muricans, they are probably asleep
>>24426605some ems benchwarmer from cali who got cucked in an e-relationship that's got a weird foot fetish
>>24426625Yeah, you're more than likely correct. Everyone is asleep and I'm bored as fuck...
>>24426640Wish I could help ya but I'm hungover.. I can barely exist
>>24426644>Hugs and headpats Mordred
>>24426660I need to kill a thousand zombies to buy a helicopter
>>24426671Sounds like fun! Go kill those zombies!
>>24426671I snooze now, nighty night Mordred!
>>24426737nighty hiro
made lentil stew
testing to see if I can call the canadian cyber stalker to this thread
>>24427168I drank isopropyl alchol cutie
>>24427238that's not good
>>24427247To the dommeee. Once a year won't kill you one or two shots you're flying. 8 shots buddy you're DYINN
>>24426574Funny, that's the kind of things I do when I'm drunk tooI always have the worse hangxiety because I forget everything and I'm afraid that I bothered my frensThanks God I don't have hangovers anymore
>>24427220oh you got a cyber stalker too? lol i caught mine because he sent an account i manage a message then he mentioned a small instagram account he followed and it was the same exact account that messaged me lol he was watching it every single day it was the most pathetic thing i ever witnessed because i know he was getting upset every single day because i be in boats and shit i've never actually stalked because i always told people i found them.
i'm going to order some mcdonalds icant wait bros
>>24427277Mmmm
Cooming to flat butts
>>24427694i don't feel like transferring the file
Very chill day.
ugh i regret ordering mcdonalds now shit
>>24427878Never. Mcdobalds is the best food on this planet.
Ever since Ronald created his restaurant chain, Chefs around the entire world periodically dilate.
good le mörnĩńg >>24427220which one?
>>24427938i dont think he comes here at all but he probably will once he wakes up and starts stalking me again
>>24427940when he arrives we'll shove bürger kïng in his mouth, no way can we let canadians cyberstalk each other
>>24427946Why u so cruel?
>>24427946thnxhe really does cyberstalk me he even admits to it himself
>>24427954because our friend is in distress and requires aid! the CUM (canada USA mexico) alliance cant let that stand unpunished. to guacamole bay with that fiend, i say!
>>24427940I can make fun of him if he starts talking if he's a troll like i think just keep reminding him he hasn't done anything which is just datamining bait honestly
>>24427964Burger king is too awful.. that is terrorism. You can't go that far!
>>24427968it's not terrorism if it's in the name of democracy.
>>24427977I'm going to unleash something nasty in her in a minute
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>>24427982are u the cyberstalker or did ur ID just change?>>24427996no youre not, go to another bathroom>>24428004sopa de macaco uma delicia to u as well, friend
>>24428051Too late, I made liquid nasty.
>>24427938As they say, never go full retard.
back to work again......>>24428125ok then i'll only go half retard thank u for the warning>>24428118wipe ur pp off or else u might get a UTI that toilet was gross
>>24428051it's not me! I'm not sure if he's the cyberstalker or not he usually says a lot more and kind of rambles on in gibberish and calls me his son
>>24428145You're welcome.
Nice thread, volume XXXI don't really have "lewd" images, but... I'll do my best for the triple X version of this thread
i'm fat i decided to lazily bake some chicken breast. i could have made it into an entire meal but i didn't feel like making rice or marinating overnight so i just slapped on seasoning and called it a daynot enough garlic tbhdesu>>24428146don't worry senpai paranoia after cyberstalking is normal and understandable but you acted good btw and you understand their tells (typical of them to display their behaviors because they're always doing it out of hate which you said wasn't being displayed)
>>24429106>the triple X version of this threadDidn't even realize.I'm just gonna leave this here and go to sleep.
goode evening/afternoon/sundaey>>24426574mentioned in op :3>and I think I don't remember many things anymore..i really hope not>>24428146pretty easy to follow anons around if you know how to use the archivehttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/search/country/ca/are you perhaps the dessert canadian anon?>>24429211tasty 4 u>>24429106i think mordy has us covered for that lol >>24429652O______O
>>24429652Hope you get to rest well, mate>>24429807Yeah, I can bet on that. Although I think he might deliberately avoid posting lewd stuff, or at least I think that would be hilarious from him
>>24429106oh shit it's thread XXX
>>24429941>deliberately avoid posting lewd stuffhmmm doesnt sound like mordy to me lol but maybe!
new team 4star i repeat new team 4star the makers of all those kino abridged series like yugioh this time it's the most kino anime of all time yu yu hakushowhttps://youtu.be/bA6-sQXN8BU?si=_gZzjB6AZciaW3Mz
>>24429807I always struggle with remembering details from my drunken adventures.
>>24430652it would be incredibly shameful if anyone were to find out we couldnt even beat a single map
>>24430695Oh I remember that but uhh.. that's fine, heh.
Pride MonthLets all have raging anal sex!
>>24429946Yep>>24430216So far, he is doing it
>>24430781White trans pride worldwide!Rail me Xister!
>>24430787No
>>24430787fuck it pass me the estrogen and lets get this shit started
>>24430781...welp. looks like june's starting early for us.
>>24430800One bottle of tiddy skites coming right up!I want you to breed me HAARRD! Make me boipreggers!>>24430792You can't post blonde, flat hotpants sluts and not tend to my raging cock. I'm already leaking~
>>24430806I'm still in may xdxdxd>>24430818Idk mate, jerk off yourself or somethingTsumugi is jus vibing, do not bother her
>>24430854I can't goon rn, am at work. Let's go for a quickie! Just coom and me behind the bushes in the park. Or are u not celebrating pride month?Are you a bigot?Not supporting us xisters???!!
>>24430862Yeah, whatever you said
>>24430869My dong still wants to do things to that blonde sloot.
>>24430806scuze me but could i possible bum a few tit tacs?mordy is behind on his orders >>24430818im the one trying to get bregnant silly -__-since like for like ever now
>>24430884got a thing for blondies? :p
>>24430854yeah me too, timelines span larger areas than we think!>>24430893Yeah sure, I get my pills refilled tomorrow anyway so I should have an extra month's worth leftover.
>>24430884Aren't you gay or something?>>24430897>"Oh, does the fire burn?"Apparently, yes
>>24430893We can make each other pregante if u wanna. If u coom in me and we rub butts together we can share the baby batter and both become pragnat.>>24430897Blonde, flat, hotpants.. that's what makes my clitty leak.>>24430916Nobody is too gay for anime girls, baka. Real women are nasty and stink but animus are perfect.>>24430913I saw u made a deranged thread. Are you trying to compete with my deranged thread?
>>24430922No I'm not. The tl;dr is I didn't want to keep whatever random ass conversations happen in my daily threads (which are meant to die by the end of each day but have been cutting it close) in there anymore, so I made them as containment for whatever Brock n I talk about.
>>24430897who doesn't?All my siblings are blondes with blue or green eyes so i get jealous sometimes .
>>24430932RAAAWWWRRR>>24430930I don't think brock ever came here anyway.. most namefag people stay away.
>>24430913im gonna be so stinking cut(er) like fr frthey're gonna have to shutdown the parade just for me>>24430916blondes do it right or something like that>>24430922i dont top tho....so thats a problembut i need a lesbro so fuggin badbtw thats what they call 2 bottoms who hookup btw, lesbrosand by they i mean me, i made that up>>24430932literally me (green)plz dont be jelly
>>24430922Meh, at this point I won't argue about that with anyone. Not because I agree, but because I can understand why some would think like that>>24430948Perhaps
>>24430948I'm open for anything. I can be your lesbro if you wanna and then we invite a fat dicked bull to rail us both while we kiss~>>24430953Do u not think like that? I dunno if you are a fag, you'd have to tell me.
Brain... fried... need media SLOP POSTHASTE>>24430946Yeah Brock tends to stick to the communities he knows, and that's /bant/ as a whole and, evidently, the not a happening threads. Maybe some other places like on [s4s] and /vip/ but I last lurked [s4s] liek 4 years ago and /vip/ has never been very important to me.>>24430948I'm sure you will be! uh... oh fuck i forgot my shock collars...anyways yese u will be, and u shall become the parade float.
>>24430953>Perhapstrust me, i do :p :p>>24430956hmmmm hmmmm hmmmmm what a situation...> I dunno if you are a fag, you'd have to tell me.lol he's not, he's said it before :p
>>24430962shock collars o.o as u command
>>24430974I meant myself, I'm kinda required to have them on whenever I'm home, but if you actually have them then make sure they go on the leg not the neck lole.
>>24430956I mean... I can't really touch a waifu, can I?There's females irl that I would kiss and fuck without thinking twice, so that's a point in favor to themOf course, there's problems and classic issues derived from having a relationship with a female. And since I don't trust people about being "serious" or "mature" about bonds and/or trust, I might just see those females as sexual partners for casual sexIf they get mad about it, or they got excited about having a "bf" or a potential "husband", then it can't be helped. I'd say sorry and move to the next girlBut honestly it's very fucking tiring to do that, so I better stick to the images of Defoko, Tsumugi or any other 2D girl I like. I don't jerk off at them, I just like to see pics like this and that's all>>24430972Well, good then :v
>>24430962I used to have a vip thread for miku merch. It ran for like a year but didn't survive the 4chan hack. Was mostly me in there tho. I have lots of miku cards.>>24430972What's wrong with the situation? Ur brain too gay to find a response?
>>24430962Slop located. Time to shut mah brain off for a while. Cya neeeeeeerdz enjoy being horny.
>>24430983I'd totally slay that loli.You can touch the waifus if u have figures and pillows like me. They are very lovely.Sex is like.. so boring to me. Last year I had a grill invite me over countless times and send me lewd pics and we made out at metal concerts but I never went to visit her cause like.. fuck that. I'd rather play Tekken with ma bois than waste my time with some pussy.
>>24430979i suddenly have a strong desire to push buttons o.o>>24430985yes i short circuited :( >>24430990byyeeeee :D
>>24431001Then reboot and try again u baka
>>24430994>I'd totally slay that loliShe is not a loli. Look at this, and this too >>24429106>You can touch the waifus if u have figures and pillows like meNot the same. You know that there's a general on /jp/ about sexdolls and fleshlights? Well, not even with that I would feel "satisfied"There's something about feeling the girl's skin, wetness... hear her moans... You know>I'd rather play Tekken with ma bois than waste my time with some pussyMost based thing you've said since the first of these threads, so far
"Moistness" is more accurate
>>24431011The loli makes my pants tight
>>24431011Man.. women are fucking filth. She expects me to hop on a train and pay for that shit to gape her pussy like.. buy a dildo man. I'm not your sex toy. Takes me 5mins to coom by myself. She wouldn't even have been able to take my dick. She is like 150cm tall.
Anon suggested we make a BBC thread for pride month.Big Beastmen Cock for all our xisters!!!Raa Roo!
>>24431037cute mordred ears are cutewould rub gently until purrs happen
>>24431064I'd roughly rub your hole until cummies happen.
>>24431029You are completely hopeless, I see...Let's see... This is Yukari (picrel). She's 18 yo, and as you can see she has a slim body and a very flat chestIs she a loli for you?>>24431037Well, that's reasonable. I wouldn't travel for a pussy, no chance, lol>She wouldn't even have been able to take my dick. She is like 150cm tallDon't be that sure... I ex was like 150cm or so, and I've told you that I'm like 6,3. She took it gladly, I would say
>>24431099This is Mordred, she is flat an 8 years old. She is cutest loli.Yours is a bit more hag than loli. She doesn't give loli vibes. Well even if she could I don't wanna sex a pussy. I don't rly wanna sex at all. I wanna keep masturbating cause that's quick and fun. Sex never makes me cum, just makes me sweat a lot.
>>24431112>This is MordredI don't know about the lore, but I could bet that there's a reason about why she looks like a young lady, but has 8 yo...>Sex never makes me cum, just makes me sweat a lotGo on then, have funI don't want to have sex again until some things have been dealt with
>>24431136UMU! Surprise Nuker here with lore!Morgan le Fay used a spell made by Merlin to give Artoria Pendragon, Morgan's sister, a magic penis, after which Morgan enchanted Artoria, had sex with her, stole Artoria's semen, and used it to make Mordred!
>>24431136She's a homunculus grown in a lab by her ma, morgana le fay who is Arthur's half sister and stole Arthur's seed when Merlin made Arthur a futa for a while. Tho fate got the lore wrong. It wasn't morgana who is Mordred's ma, it was Morgause, also related to Arthur.So Mordred is the incest child grown in a lab by Morgana and because of that she has rapid growth. About double if a normal human. She died fighting Arthur at the age of 8 and spirits can't age anymore so she stays 8 but her body grew faster and is said to resemble that of a 16y old girl.What things u dealing with?
>>24431143Okay, cool story broBut why does she aged like a dog? I mean... "8 yo", and she looks as if she was a woman on her 20's. Is that magic too?>>24431164Okay, this answered my previous doubts>What things u dealing with?Many things... Some are crude and dubiousIn the main, being able to pay child support without any problem. As if it were paying for a pack of cookies on a store
>>24431172Mhm.. and because of Fate's bullshit we got a family of dumb weebs >>24431143 thinking Morgana is Mordred's mother.The whole aging thing is just to sell bikinis too...In the real story mordred was in his 20s, arthur in his 50s.. but we can't sell hags to weebs. So they kept Arthur at 30, gave mordred rapid growth to not be a loli and then sell swimsuits..Child support? Good lord.. that shit scares me. I'd flee the countey, no remorse. Like that one Dying Fetus song.. It's not my fault I'm pregnant and I love drugs. Who cares, fuck the baby let it die.
>>24431215>dumb weebsHey I'll have you know I own 1 (one) completely unread collection of Arthurian Legend books on my shelf!
>>24431180Makes sense>>24431215It's not like I'm looking for that, but it's just to be sure I'll be good in any caseThis made me reconsider something... Is it normal that the last three women I've been with, wanted to change how I am and who I am?I'm not even exaggerating. I feel sorry just for the daughter of one of them, because she might have a narcissistic mommyAlthough narcissistic moms are supposed to fuck the mental health of male children, I don't know how they are with female children...
>>24431225I'm gonna have the beastmen rape you. RAA ROO.Books on such stuff really aren't useful anymore. The internet is where the good shit is. If you ask an old book it will tell you there are only 3 tastes and our tongue can only taste em in certain spots. Books are trash.I'd still sleep with u tho.>>24431234Yeah they always do that. My first gf tried getting me to stop playing vidya and go out and dragged me to hair stylists and shopping and all that trash. I just wanted to play WoW. Wamen are egoistic nigger faggots.
>>24431244>I'm gonna have the beastmen rape youAHAHA, MY CHOSEN DARK GOD IS SLAANESH, YOU FOOL! YOU CANNOT RAPE THE UNRAPEABLE!>Books are trashawwww but i like books... gonna go pout in the corner now.
>>24431249Hey there my little subject~We should have some perverse fun together~I don't understand book love.. they don't do anything, don't show anything cool.. it's just endless words that give me tunnel vision cause of the awful contrast and tiny letters and I have to re-read everythinng 10 times to understand it.. it fucking sucks.
>>24431244>Wamen are egoistic nigger faggotsValid view, I can't really reprehend youThe last hag I was with, admitted that she was arrogant. I'm really grateful that she's about to reach menopause, and the fact that she had an abortion. People like her aren't able to raise children, not at all
